245, every day I think about the show that saves energy
The fifteenth day of the first lunar month, seven thirty in the evening.
"Let's go, there's a lantern festival outside, there are so many young girls!"
Xiao Ma rushed into the room, extremely excited. But after rushing in, he found that the atmosphere in the room was strange, with an invisible pressure. When he looked again, he saw an unknown man sitting opposite Brother Zhang. This man looked at
He looked excellent in all aspects, and he couldn't tell what race he was, but this one looked as delicate as a dummy. He was lowering his head in thought. There was a strange metal plate placed in front of him. On the plate
The layers upon layers of densely packed characters make one’s scalp numb just by looking at them.
When I walked over to take a look, I found that these two people were playing their traditional repertoire called "Let's See Who's Lucky."
The reason why it is called this is due to the plate in front of me. This plate has a lot of background. It is the ultimate evolution version of Shuangtian Bagua. Each change has tens of trillions of variables. It is said to be able to solve this problem.
This gadget can solve the mystery of the overnight future. In other words, it can understand the trajectory of all basic particles in the universe.
I don’t know if I’m bragging, but that’s how the legend goes. It’s said to be a treasure under Fuxi’s hand. I don’t know what it’s used for. It’s been in the hands of successive holy masters for thousands of years, but it’s of no use. The only one
Its purpose is to play games and compare luck.
This game is usually played like this: Give a random number, choose one from 1 to positive infinity, and then spin the plate three times. Whoever's deduced numbers add up more closely to the given number wins. This thing
It is also called the Twelve Spirits Disagreement Resolution Terminal, because no one has been able to cheat on this thing so far. So when the Twelve Spirits disagree, they will leave their thoughts to fate and let fate make corresponding decisions.
Decide.
But today I don’t know where the kidnapper came from, and he had to rely on his own computing power to brute force crack this thing. It has been three hours since he sat there, and he feels like he is about to collapse.
"I wonder if this man's brain has been burned to some extent. He has been motionless and silent for such a long time. I'm afraid he is dead."
The Brontosaurus lay there and looked at the plate, which was spinning rapidly, but it had no practical meaning.
"This thing should be unsolvable. After Fuxi left this thing, he didn't seem to leave any instructions for its use." Mouse added next to him: "Everyone knows that this is definitely an innate treasure, but the problem is unsolvable.
.”
"He can fix it, I asked." Jin Mei folded her arms and rolled her eyes: "He told me not to bother him, but he didn't know. He got a headache when he saw it. He said that he almost let this thing force him back then.
crazy."
Xiao Ma nodded hurriedly: "Awesome..."
But soon he asked in a low voice: "Who is this big brother?"
"I don't know, but it doesn't seem like a human being."
At this time, Brother Zhang raised his head and made a silent gesture, and then whispered: "He is the third human form of the God King. He came to play with me. And he hasn't stopped playing until now."
At this moment, the God King's eyes suddenly began to become bloodshot, and then blood slowly flowed out of his mouth. Then he lay down on the Fuxi plate with a pop and made no sound.
"He's dead..." Xiao Ma pointed at the God King and said.
Brother Zhang looked at the obviously dead God King in front of him and poked his body with his finger: "Ah..."
I never expected that the God King would die so suddenly... Even Brother Zhang thought it was amazing. Logically speaking, there is no reason for this beeping robot to be so fragile. He always counts how many kiyos per second he has.
Basic calculation unit, and this is the weakening effect after using the human body.
Just like that...he actually burned the CPU.
However, he soon saw a large amount of black mist coming out of the small backpack he placed next to him and entering from his nose and ear canals. Then he acted like a corpse, moving his hands and feet back and forth uncontrollably.
He waved and then quickly sat up again.
The God King wiped his face: "Oh, I'm sorry, the neuron burned out. It's been repaired, it's fine."
Brother Zhang nodded at the plate on the table: "Have you solved it yet?"
"This has no solution at all!" The God King slapped the table: "To solve it, we not only need to calculate the trajectory of the basic particle unit, but also calculate the trajectory of all basic particles in the multiverse branched by the concept of time. Sorry, I can't do it.
.Farewell!"
After saying that, the God King left. Halfway through, he seemed to realize something. He turned around and scanned the Fuxi Pan with a pen-like thing he carried with him, and then left in a hurry.
Seeing him leaving, everyone felt that the excitement was no longer there. At this time, Xiao Ma pointed outside and said: "Let's go, there is a lantern festival outside, there are so many young girls!"
At this time, Thunder Dragon looked at him mysteriously, and then wandered to the backyard. His look was immediately understood by the pornographic guys in the room, and no one, including Xiao Ma, said anything.
He stood up and silently followed the Brontosaurus and walked in.
Brother Zhang glanced at these weird guys, but he still didn't know what they were going to do.
These people are really...their existence in the Twelve Spirits is really a stain. What they do is really inhumane, but there is nothing to stop them. After all, they will always find a way to do it.
accomplished this.
Forget it, just think of it as team building.
When these foul-smelling guys came to their old place, Xiao Ma locked the door and closed the windows tightly, then pulled the curtains and took out Zhang Yao's notebook.
Mouse opened the notebook, and the eighteen-digit password was so skillful that it made people feel distressed. After opening it, the heads of the three people, who had been bickering and bickering for almost a lifetime, were all put together, looking like they were very close to each other.
"You lose your password really quickly."
Pony was teasing at the side, but Mouse didn't care too much. He just opened the interface skillfully, and then used the latest developed peeping method. Now they don't need to open a hole in other people's array to receive signals.
, the risk is too high, and they were almost discovered several times. The method they use now is to use a bamboo pole with a spell on both sides, about seven centimeters, embedded in the formation, and then one of the spiders
The robot hides inside and acts as a relay device, which can record video and live broadcast in real time.
As long as your thinking doesn't slip, there are always more methods than difficulties.
And now they are no longer limited to peeking in a certain room. With Zhang Yao's help, they have become proficient in the operation of the spider robot and can even turn on the ward round mode.
In the words of a mouse: Oh my god, no wonder there were so many cubs in Kunlun when I went there last time!
Because the entire Yuxu community, not just Ningshuang, is really open-minded from the elders to the disciples. Whenever they use a spider robot to check wards at night, it is like breaking into a young live broadcast on a certain external network.
Just like every other time, just a few days have caused serious damage to Mouse and their pure hearts that are difficult to heal.
Men and women are the most basic ones. There are even various permutations of male and female, male and female, female and male, female and female, male and male, female and male, female and female, female and male...etc.
Combination, it really made the math teacher cry, the geometry teacher was speechless, there was such a crouching tiger, hidden dragon in the little Yuxu.
It is quite common to be in the elder's room in the first half of the night and in the senior brother's bedroom in the second half of the night. They even have an internal trading system, and it is normal for them to exchange rooms with each other.
If you want to talk about having sex, it's all just for fun. If you really want to watch the movie, you have to go to Kunlun.
"Don't tell me, these people are quite scientific. This can largely avoid close relatives." Brontosaurus said with a smile.
"Bullshit, tell me how to avoid it. During the Dharma-Ending Age of more than three hundred years, they have bred for more than ten generations. These people are basically relatives. Fortunately, they were the best when they selected their disciples.
That group of people, otherwise just one hemophilia would be enough to kill half of them. Not to mention other genetic diseases, if you go and take a DNA test, they are basically blood relatives within five days."
After all, Xiao Ma is a graduate student, and he talks in a certain way. Thunder Dragon is not a highly educated person, so I really can't compare to him in this regard.
Mouse waved at this time: "Stop, you said that Kunlun Mountain is in such chaos, does our little prince really know or not?"
"Fuck, when you say that... I think he's trying to hide something." Thunder Dragon was stunned: "Is it just to escape from that place?"
"Isn't that called concealing Chencang? To hide it...you use this idiom very well." Xiao Ma smiled disdainfully: "Some people are uneducated and like to make excuses. It's really scary."
Thunder Dragon can't hit Pony now. If he could, he would definitely go up and give Pony a set of Earth Explosive Sky Stars and All-Seeing Sky Guide. After pulling him back, he would hit him with a super-large Jade Rasengan, which would knock him out of his wits and make him irrecoverable.
"Then, if this little prince has no ability to practice, does it mean that he is actually the product of inbreeding?" Xiao Ma laughed at the thunder dragon and continued: "According to logic, it shouldn't be. Even if he has no magic power, he will not be able to practice for a long time.
How could you not know what is going on in their sect when you are in such an environment?"
"Maybe...hehehehehe..." Mouse suddenly laughed: "He may have run away because he couldn't do it. After all, he is just an ordinary person. Compared with these witches in terms of physical strength, he has to be fucked.
Huh? Look at this frequency, is it something a normal man can withstand?"
After coming to this conclusion, they suddenly fell into silence. Because if this is really the case, then not only will the prince's revenge they planned these days have to be drawn from a bamboo basket, but they may even fall directly into the trap set by others.
, maybe they just want to escape from Kunlun, and then use the Holy Lord’s territory to ensure their own safety?
It's possible, it's really possible.
"Damn it, if he dares to play with me, I will sell him to Burma." Xiao Ma slammed the table angrily: "I can't swallow this breath."
But at this moment, the sound of conversation suddenly came from the other end of the spider robot. The three of them quickly looked over and saw two people whispering in the pink tent behind Yun Bi Yu Ji.
A female voice came and said: "I don't know if Yu Heng can come back after going down the mountain."
"What? Are you worried about him? I know you, a little coward, are thinking about my young master's family."
"What nonsense are you talking about? I took care of Yu Heng when he was growing up. He still has to call me sister."
The male voice paused for a moment and then said: "Has your brother tasted your sister?"
"Of course not. Yu Heng is probably the cleanest person on the top of Kunlun. He usually likes to sit in the house and write his unreliable story novels. Although the writing is poor, it doesn't follow the rules.
You look like a hungry ghost in lust."
"Oh? That's a bit strange."
"Well, Yu Heng's child is a bit withdrawn by nature and doesn't like to talk to others. He only talks about the head junior sister on weekdays."
"Hahaha, the head junior sister, her waist is stronger than yours."
"Stop making trouble...you are from the Court of Immortals. Do you have any news about Yu Heng?"
When Mouse and the others heard this, you looked at me and I looked at you. I really didn’t expect that there would be people in Kunlun who were thinking about such a useless little prince.
"The news is that he is now being detained by the Holy Lord in the Human World. Anyway, with the way he is, he is probably going to die there. Don't worry about it, he won't come back."
"well……"
"Don't blame the elders for being cruel. There's nothing we can do about it. We can't let a waste take charge of Yuxu. Besides, with Yuxu's current state, I'm afraid Yuheng won't be able to cope with it. According to what the head junior sister told me that day
Talking to the elders, she plans to unify all the remaining sects in Kunlun within two years. This is not something that boy Yuheng can do. If he comes back, if he really hinders the head junior sister, he will probably die.
Yes. If we go out this time, we may still be able to save one life."
Hearing this, Mouzi and the others heaved a sigh of relief, because their carefully planned revenge story of the prince could continue. However, what they never expected was that Miss Ningshuang's idea was so exquisite, but they just didn't know what price she planned to use to unify Kunlun.
"It turns out they can also talk about serious things, what a shame." Xiao Ma slapped his thigh and said, "I've just turned off the mic and watched movies during this period."
"It seems that Miss Ningshuang's ambition is really big."
After this exchange, they have now turned on all the microphones of the spider robots. But the problem is that with this turned on, a lot of **** will appear in the daily information. These young and energetic young men can really carry it.
Can't help it, Thunder Dragon is lucky. After all, the spiritual state does not have hormone support. Mouse and Pony really have to complete the task by hand every day. After hearing it for a few days, they really can't do it anymore. This job is worse than the yellow appraiser.
As for why they can withstand the picture but no sound, it's because without sound, no matter how good the picture is, the picture cannot be produced. It is too difficult to withstand the gurgling sound that fills the screen.
"No, I have to find an assistant." The mouse sighed: "This body can't bear it."
"Who are you looking for?"
Twenty minutes later, Dahuang was brought up from where he slept. He looked at the dogs in the room with a blank look on his face and cursed in his mouth.
"Come and do me a favor." The mouse said to Dahuang with a smile: "If you refuse, I will tell her about you secretly peeing in Sister Dog's bathing pool."