Not to mention that Rhubarb is really suitable for this job, because it looks at human mating just like humans watching two maggots fighting, and it cannot generate any desire at all. And its senses are sharp and it can easily hear clearly. Have constant conversations and extract useful information from them.
After a whole night of screening, a clear and complete route was sorted out. First of all, what happened to the little prince Kunlun when he came down this time. After integrating the information from different people's mouths, it was actually a secret assassination of Chencang by the master of Ningshuang. , she took advantage of Yu Heng's feelings for her, and used Mo Zi's past events to make a fuss about it, deliberately exaggerating this insignificant matter.
As for the reason why Yuheng was moved to the northeast, no one knows. After all, few people in Kunlun Mountain care about such a waste. What they have to guard against is that someone will use Yuheng when integrating Kunlun next. Identity makes a fuss, nothing more.
The second thing is that Yu Heng has never participated in promiscuity. From various chat messages, we can know that he is either not good enough or he only loves one person in his life.
Thirdly, the young master of the Qingcheng sect was not taken seriously by Ningshuang at all. He was the Dragon King’s son-in-law, but it was hard to tell if he was not the Dragon King. Although he could still be here in normal times. He was treated politely, but no one thought highly of him in private, and it was said that he was not very good at it. Ningshuang was very dissatisfied with his ability and could not fill the gap of this beautiful girl.
Finally, Kunlun is not of the same mind. Since the spiritual energy was revived, they have had more than a dozen conflicts, both large and small. It is nothing more than a matter of fighting for the right to speak. However, this time Ling Xiao was destroyed, in fact, not many people were sad and angry. , most of them are gloating and celebrating. In short, hundreds of years of suffering from lack of resources have turned this group of people enclosed in the end of the Dharma era into beasts. Their eyes have long lost the heroic spirit of pointing their swords at the world. The spirit of chivalry, the rest is all intrigues, intrigues and the desire like a big animal.
In this kind of thing, you can only see the big picture from the small. You can imagine what the situation is like in those closed mountain gates. It is not only the paradise that is isolated from the world, but also the Shura field where the weak and the strong prey.
From this point of view, there are really pros and cons to being born in the world. For example, when the twelve spirits choose to be born in the world, each of them has their own bad habits, but the problem is that over the years, they have not paid too much attention to whether it is the age of the end of the Dharma. People, they have failed to calculate well in the past three hundred years of the Age of Ending Dharma. The development speed of the mortal world has exceeded the total of the past 3,500 years. But they still choose to retreat to avoid the Age of Ending Dharma based on their own old experience. , you must know that in the past three hundred years, for most feudal dynasties, the difference was not much. Even a thousand years was just an extra saddle and stirrups on a horse, and they could easily adapt.
But now three hundred years ago, let alone horses, cars have begun to run on oil and electricity. The rapid era has decisively abandoned them, and they have suddenly become the outcasts of the times. In addition to gradually adapting to Outside the world, the only thing left is to maximize egoism in order to plunder more resources.
A few days later, before the first lunar month was over, Mouse summoned all the existing twelve spirits to hold a meeting. The meeting was held in the conference room of Mouse’s new office building, because it had just been renovated and had not yet officially moved in, except for the concierge.
Apart from Uncle Qin, only Mouse has a key. In addition, the third floor and above are modular rooms designed by Zhang Yao, so the security factor is relatively high.
The content of the meeting was to discuss how to use Kunlun's abandoned sons to fight a new round of faith war. At the meeting, Mouse said that if this war is not fought, once the major sects gradually adapt to this era in the future, they will become the seeds of social unrest.
, because they themselves have been out of social control since ancient times, and because of their huge advantages in the cultural field, they will soon burn the fire on the Twelve Spirits, and even the inheritance of explicit knowledge may be taken away by them, or even obliterated. This
This is a fact that the Holy Lords cannot tolerate.
Mouse also said that although this silent war is very difficult, he still hopes that everyone here can overcome the difficulties, use the shortest time and the highest efficiency to welcome the new era that is about to come, and maintain it with full enthusiasm and firm belief.
The honor of their system has allowed this native civilization that belongs to this land to become glorious again.
At the meeting, representatives from all parties spoke actively and put forward opinions enthusiastically, saying that war will never be the main theme at this stage, and the behavior of using real swords and guns is undesirable and unreasonable, because compared with the relatively complete inheritance sequence of each sect, the Twelve
There are gaps in the inheritance of both the spirits and the zombies. Neither the twelve spirits nor the zombies will fight unprepared, let alone fight against the wind.
Among them, King Shan pointed out: Based on our actual situation and specific difficulties at this stage, it is no longer possible to achieve substantial progress on the frontal battlefield. At present, some members of the Twelve Spirits have made serious strategic mistakes, which has reduced the overall combat effectiveness of the Twelve Spirits.
It has reached its lowest point since the Qin Dynasty, and there are fierce conflicts among members and frequent problems. Fighting in this state is like hitting a stone with an egg. As an organized, disciplined, and inherited organization, the Twelve Spirits
When facing difficulties, you must never choose to evade responsibilities, transfer responsibilities, or ignore responsibilities. At this stage, our core work content should be to shift from external problems to internal problems, paying more attention to the relationship between members, and the thoughts between members
Activities, adjust styles, correct attitudes, correct mistakes, and form a new style on major issues such as internal connection and coordination within the organization as quickly as possible. Don’t let problems such as being overjoyed with success, getting carried away, being brave and ruthless, and being discouraged by playing with things recur.
Appear.
But Mouse has different opinions on this. He said: At this stage, we are experiencing changes that have not been seen in thousands of years. It is true that we have some internal problems, such as low work efficiency, poor completion of tasks, and no regard for career and discipline.
We are arrogant, indolent, arrogant and licentious, but under this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, we should integrate all our forces to continue to complete the ideals and careers that were not completed many years ago. This is not only an experience for the team, but also for us.
A warning for myself. At this point in time, if you want to talk about foreign affairs, you must first settle the internal affairs. Not only will you miss the best opportunity, but it will also cause deeper contradictions and differences internally.
"I've finished speaking." The mouse raised his head and looked towards
People who agree with Shan Dawang include: Huniu, Sister Gou, and Shan Dawang.
"If you agree with what I say, please raise your hands."
People who agree with Mouse include: Mouse, Pony, and Chicken
"Brother!" The mouse slapped the table: "What are you doing?"
"Damn you." Lei Longpiao scolded there, "You two almost pointed at my nose and scolded me. I agree with you and give up. Who do you love?"
Mouse took a mineral water bottle and put Brontosaurus in it, and then continued: "Well, since Brontosaurus has abstained from voting, we have to put this matter on hold for now, and then we will start discussing the work plan for the new year."
At this moment, the door was gently pushed open. Brother Zhang stood there and knocked on the door. Then Niu Niu's face was revealed from behind. He was holding large and small bags of things in his hands and smiled: "I
Mom asked me to bring you some of our local specialties, we have them all."
At this time, Brother Zhang smiled and said: "As soon as he came back, he asked me to help you find you. He said he had brought back dozens of kilograms of Pingyao beef for you guys. He said he would deliver it to you personally to show his affection. Didn't he bother you?"
Isn't this nonsense? If the Holy Master knocks on the door and they dare to say no, then they will be shoveled down, and they will be arrested by Sister Gou, the disciplinary committee member, and forced to kneel down. Of course they have to say it's okay at this time.
When Mouse saw Niuniu hanging a wireless headset and holding two large plastic bags in his hands, his eyes suddenly lit up: "You came just in time, come on, come on."
"ah?"
Niu Niu was dragged in by the mouse with a confused look on his face. Brother Zhang smiled, then closed the door and walked out, taking the mineral water bottle with the Brontosaurus in it back to Chang'an Lane.
"You really have a personality." After returning to the small restaurant, Brother Zhang said to the Brontosaurus in the bottle while washing his hands: "Did you really abstain from voting for the key vote?"
"Don't you know that those two bullies are really just pointing at my nose and scolding me, and I don't want to lose face?"
Brother Zhang laughed: "Do you know why people get angry?"
"ah?"
"You get angry because someone poked you in the pain, because what they said is true." Brother Zhang unscrewed the bottle cap and released the Brontosaurus: "I don't know what the Holy Master was like before, but I know
If my father were still here, you would not be able to escape after being beaten nine times in three days."
Thunder Dragon pursed his lips and said nothing, fearing that his master was a traditional performer. His master was very strict with him back then. If his master were still around, he might really be beaten into a zebra...
"Think twice about what you do in the future." Brother Zhang raised his head and lifted a plastic bag on the counter: "Immortal Taiyi came just now, you go to the backyard and try it."
When Thunder Dragon heard this, he immediately became excited. He screamed and tried to get into the plastic bag, but Brother Zhang held his head down and said, "Don't worry, you still have to refine it."
After saying that, Brother Zhang carried the big plastic bag to the backyard, and then opened the warehouse at the back of the yard for Thunder Dragon. This place has not been used for a long time. It is said to be a warehouse but it is actually a place for retreat. This kind of thing is
Needless to say, Brontosaurus understands it all.
"You can refine it here for a few days and reflect on what you have done."
"knew……"
At the same time, in the conference room, Niu Niu, who was placed in front of the conference table, seemed particularly excited because this was his first time to attend the Twelve Spirits Conference, which meant that his identity as the Twelve Spirits had been recognized by them.
, this dreamed day has finally arrived, and the excitement is beyond words.
"Okay, now you can vote, whether to support the Mountain King or support me."
Because Thunder Dragon abstained from voting, both parties had the same number of votes, but it was difficult for them to use the disagreement resolution terminal to settle such a major directional issue, so now Niu Niu's joining is tantamount to throwing the most critical issue on him.
.
"Fuck them! Of course, fuck them!" Niu Niu slapped the table and shouted excitedly: "How can I not fuck them with such a good opportunity! Do it, do it, do it, I support doing it!"
The face of King Shan was not very good-looking, and he could even be said to be a little angry. At this moment, the dog sister next to him came to his ear and whispered: "The Holy Lord brought him here."
Upon hearing this, King Shan lost his temper immediately, because since Brother Zhang brought him here, he must have his purpose, and the Holy Lord did not interfere with the voting results. Even this stupid cow just knew about this.
thing.
Thinking about it this way, there is actually nothing to be angry about, because even if Thunder Dragon comes to vote, the result will not change. The only thing the Mountain King can do is to modify his plan and make him the next task
policy.
"I've met that guy, and I feel like he doesn't have a very good mind."
Niu Niu said to Mouse sincerely: "If we really want to start from him, can his brain work?"
His words silenced everyone present, because the cruelest thing in the world is not to be called mentally retarded by a smart person, but to be called mentally ill by a person who is recognized as not very smart. This is a penetrating injury that cannot be cured.
To cure, one arrow pierces the heart.
"Then what are your plans?"
Mouse's question made Niuniu's eyes brighten. He took out his mobile phone and said, "Let him read online novels, my favorite kind! After reading it for a while, he will know how to do it."
"What kind?"
Niu Niu handed the phone to Mouse: "Look at my bookshelf!"
Mouse took the phone and flipped through it. There were hundreds of books on Niu Niu's bookshelf, and most of them had names like "The God of War of China became a son-in-law incognito, and was cuckolded. One phone call. One hundred thousand soldiers gathered together. The God of War returned, and in order to repay his favor, he became his son-in-law."
I became a son-in-law, but I was humiliated... It’s a showdown, I want to restore my status as the God of War. The number one master in the fairy world proclaimed himself a cultivator out of love and became a son-in-law, but I was betrayed after marriage. The person who swore to betray me will pay the price."
They were all like this horizontally and vertically. The only one that was more normal was a history book, but it was also a fun book that you couldn’t read with your brain. It was called "Song Beiyun". The mouse rolled his eyes a few times and then pursed his lips and remained silent for a long time: "
Is this what you usually read?”
"looks good!"
Although I don’t know how to describe it, but...
"You try it."
Sure enough, Niu Niu started to carry out the task very resolutely from the next day. As soon as he came to the restaurant every day, he started to go to Yu Heng to recommend books to him, but Yu Heng always couldn't finish reading because of work, so
Niu Niu found an online reading company specifically for him, spent a lot of money to have someone customize an I reading software, and then started letting Yu Heng listen to books.
Listening to books is fast, and the emotions are very coherent. Within three days, Niu Niu and Yu Heng became firm book friends. The two would always get together to exchange experiences, and sometimes they would even forget to talk.
You know, maybe this kind of refreshing article is a bit boring for old bookworms, but shouldn't we take into account the real situation of Yu Heng, a sect son with little experience in the world, a disciple of immortal cultivation without any ability, even if he is the son of the sect master, but
His childhood playmates would not be merciful to him because of his identity. Sometimes when he heard some scenes where the protagonist was humiliated, the veins on his forehead would pop out and his hands would clenched into fists.
, and even cried so loudly because the protagonist was ridiculed by his parents because he had no cultivation skills...
This situation of complete empathy always happened several times a day, and Niu Niu never tired of recommending it to him. In the end, Yu Heng even couldn't get up to go to work the next day because he read novels too late at night.
"Situ Haojie shouldn't have been friendly with that woman at that time. He clearly had a childhood sweetheart who cared about him so much. Why did he still want to be friendly with that Miss Wang? It's fine now. He was framed by Miss Wang and the adulterer and was expelled.
The sect is being falsely accused of being a lecher! Hey... I'm so angry." Yu Heng punched the wall with his fist: "How can there be such a heartless and unjust woman in the world? It seems that my senior sister is better!"
Niu Niu leaned on that and said listlessly: "I finished chasing your book yesterday and stayed up all night. After that, after Situ Haojie was expelled from the sect, he was ambushed by Miss Wang. His cultivation was abolished and he became a cripple.
He could only go begging. Later, when he was begging, he met an old beggar who sympathized with him. Not only did he heal his hands and feet, but he also taught him his own unique magic bow. Unexpectedly, it was in that ruined temple, which was so powerful in the world of cultivation.
The Qijue of Tianshan all live in seclusion there."
"What happened next? What happened next?" Yu Heng looked at Niu Niu with burning eyes: "Have you taken revenge?"
"Later, Situ Haojie went through many hardships and finally killed him back. Then he forced the adulterer Miss Wang to slap that Miss Wang one hundred and eighty times in public in order to survive. Miss Wang begged for mercy, and Situ Haojie said that one day for a couple and a hundred days of kindness would be enough.
Letting her go but also destroying her cultivation, she ended up marrying a butcher from a rural village, while Situ Haojie ended up marrying his childhood sweetheart, Xiaomiao, who had been waiting for him."
"Hehe...hehe, that's great." Yu Heng was immediately immersed in beautiful thoughts.
At this time, Niu Niu came over again: "This book, look at this book, has been completed. It means that the heir of a family was conspired by his fiancée to seize power. He pretended to be in love with him and said that he wanted to marry him, and then joined forces with outsiders.
They wanted to drive him away, and even framed him and sent him to jail. Later, he met an old monk in prison. The old monk was once the eunuch of the former emperor. Before his death, in order to thank the protagonist for accompanying him on his last journey, he gave away the treasure of the previous emperor.
Tell him the location, and then he will come out and take revenge from the bottom."
"Share, share." Yu Heng picked up the phone with a smile on his face: "What's your name?"
"It's called Revenge of Kunlun Mountain."
"Kunlun Mountains?"
"The treasure is buried in Kunlun Mountain."
"Oh oh oh oh." Yu Heng nodded repeatedly: "Okay, okay, let me take a look first."
Seeing the two of them whispering there, Mouse was extremely surprised...because he never expected that Niu Niu could get it done so easily, without even asking for help. You must know that Yu Heng has always been very resistant to them.
He speaks very little and spends most of his time alone.
"Smart people have their own ways, and stupid people have their own world. There is no connection between them." Xiao Ma held a bottle of beer next to him and drank: "When you talk to that kid, you are always condescending. Because you
I think he is a fool from the bottom of my heart, but we Niu Niu are different, hahahaha... That kid is just an equal for Niu Niu."
Brother Zhang flicked Xiao Ma's forehead, and Xiao Ma screamed in pain, then shut up immediately, not daring to formulate another sentence.
The mouse turned around and laughed helplessly: "He actually made a breakthrough for us."
"Not everyone in the world is smart. Smart people have smart people's plans, and stupid people also have stupid people's ways of living." Brother Chicken said with a smile: "Buddha held a flower and smiled to show that all living beings are equal."