"As the rotating chairman, you need to take a stand on this matter."
When Jin Mei's aura was fully activated, White Elephant couldn't resist it. He kept wiping the sweat on his head with a silk handkerchief, while a group of god-level elders below were waiting for his response.
"There is no need to be so anxious." At this time, the God King spoke again: "With the current intensity, the rabbits are enough, but the current situation is no longer optimistic. I hope you can discuss a solution in the past few days.
As a result, if everyone is unwilling to take responsibility, then I, as the Guardian's advisor, have the obligation to suggest that he migrate to another world to reset Universe Zero."
The threat in the words of the God King is very obvious. If the guardian abandons the current Universe Zero, then it will be riddled with holes by the invaders from all over the world in a short period of time. The existing power is simply not enough to deal with the vast universe.
There are many threats. You must know that the basic stability here is mainly due to the deterrence of the guardian. Once he loses him, this world with abundant resources will really become a peerless beauty who fell naked on the streets of Mumbai late at night.
The results speak for themselves.
As the consultant, the god king gathered up the information and stood up to leave. All the main gods in the room fell into silence. They whispered among themselves, but now it seems that their good days are really coming to an end.
Among all the people here, only Jin Mei knows that Brother Zhang will never leave this world, because he is personified and has emotions, thoughts and feelings. Of course, he will not use his iron head to seek the best outcome like the God King.
Excellent solution.
But she will not tell this to the greedy bastards in front of her. They have enjoyed the good life for too long, and now it is time for them to bleed.
"Then I'll take my leave." Jin Mei stood up and said, "You don't need to inform me of your results, because I already have my own ideas."
Her departure caused all the Eastern gods to leave, and about half of the room was suddenly empty. Those who followed Jin Mei to leave expressed their support for the God King's plan and launched defensive measures.
Most of the players were hesitant, and these hesitants were a little panicked now, because they were not sure what the guardians were thinking. If the guardians announced that they would give up, let alone a good life, they might not even be able to make a decision.
The days are over.
But if they really collaborate to build a defense network, their human plans will inevitably be affected, and many of their plans will have to be shelved. Although they all know the importance, they really can't bear to do this.
"Adjourn the meeting and rest for three days. A vote will be held in three days."
The White Elephant, the rotating chairman, threw a sign on the table with annoyance on his face: "Everyone, I want to step down as the rotating chairman. Who among you would like to take over?"
The whole place was silent and no one answered.
At this moment, Brother Zhang was already rummaging through boxes and cabinets in the room. After Teacher Lin’s call, he had just received a request from the annual class group, saying that the school’s parent-child program next week will be divided into three parts. One is parent-child.
In the sports meeting, one is a program performance and the other is a class spring outing.
This is a new trick only this year. It has never been seen before. In the past, the principal did not do so many things, but this new principal definitely has some ulterior motives. He always makes some outrageous demands.
Let the parents implement it. Since the beginning of this semester, for the first time, students have been asked to bring a fish from home. At that time, Brother Zhang worked hard to prepare a yellow croaker in soup for Nian Nian, which is a top-notch dish.
But then she came back crying every night, because other children brought a small fish tank with little goldfish, small white strips and even tadpoles, but she only brought a lunch box with a
The fragrant yellow croaker in soup...
The second time the school asked the children to bring something to embroider, Xiao Zhang worked hard to embroider a set of national colors and heavenly fragrances for him. Peonies in eighteen colors were embroidered on white silk cloth, which was beautiful. For this reason, Xiao Zhang
Brother also specially asked Weaver Girl to give on-site guidance through a relationship, and the restoration was almost flawless. But then Nian Nian came back crying at night, because other children were embroidering a name or an abstract family of three.
She was the only one who brought the beauty and beauty with her, but the teacher didn’t dare to accept her homework for fear that it would be damaged and he would not be able to pay for it.
The third time was to bring a branch... Anyway, there is a golden apple tree growing vigorously in their school. It is already as high as a ten-story building and is still growing. The principal said that he hoped to cut it down, but it attracted a lot of attention.
The Greek ambassador strongly protested, and he even used his diplomatic authority to save the golden apple tree. The tree has now become a tourist attraction, and people outside the school have to pay 20 yuan to take pictures.
But this time, Brother Zhang will be present in person.
"I don't think it's necessary, really, uncle." Thunder Dragon advised from the side: "You really don't need to bring the whip with you. This is a sports meeting, not a list of gods."
"Don't, don't, don't, don't… There's no need for this. You know what this is, right? This is the crystallization of Lu Wu's soul. You are not racing for borrowed objects, you are chasing the stars." Thunder Dragon pressed the button that Brother Zhang pulled out.
Thing: "This is not good, what is this?"
Brother Zhang took out a skull from the box, and this head looked very scary. The two teeth were extremely long, and the cheekbones were extremely high. What was even more terrifying was not the skull he took out, but the fact that it was also
Can talk.
"I am Chi You, the Lord of Nine Netherworlds, who dares to wake me up!"
Brother Zhang took one look at the talking skull, then wrapped it with cloth. Then he stuck his butt out and got under the bed, pulled out a huge box, and then gave away all the things in it.
Take it out.
"I still think it's unnecessary. You don't need to take out these ancient artifacts for the prize of a personal sports meeting." Thunder Dragon guarded those things with his hands: "Fairy Bell! This is my Fairy Bell! Not even an axe.
This is Pangu's giant ax... Please don't mess with it, please."
Brother Zhang looked at the things in the big box: "Is there something missing?"
"What can be missing? Xuanyuan Sword is not here. You don't want to give Xuanyuan Sword as a sports meeting reward to the children, right?"
Brother Zhang clapped his hands, turned and walked to the cabinet, and moved another box from the top of the cabinet. Thunder Dragon's scalp went numb when he saw that there were twelve magic weapons inside...
"This won't work." Brother Zhang put it back seriously: "Then what do you think is better?"
"I think... let's go to the toy store and buy a remote-controlled car?"
Brother Zhang opened his eyes, then took out a small box, and dropped the contents on the ground with a clank. All these things were automatically assembled, and it turned out to be a golden statue of a warrior. The golden statue was 80 meters tall.
About 1.5cm tall, holding a giant sword and looking lifelike.
"Brother! Dad! Dear father! Don't give away the statue of Yu Lei! It's a national treasure..."
This doesn't work and that doesn't work either. Brother Zhang put his hands on his hips and looked around, but he also found himself in trouble. Because the school's requirements were gadgets that were unused at home, and then everyone formed an exchange, which was a small game to enhance friendship.
But Brother Zhang searched around and found that all the less valuable ones were here. He was more inclined to take out the Donghuang Taiyi Bell, because this bell has been transformed and has no power on its own. The only
Its function is to connect the human world and the world of Classic of Mountains and Seas, and generally no one can travel through it without Fairy Zhong’s permission.
"Don't mess around. I know these things are not valuable to you, but if they really escape, it will be bloody." Thunder Dragon sighed: "Why don't you go to the warehouse and have a look? I was there before
I saw quite a few of them when I was in retreat inside."
Brother Zhang nodded. He collected all the treasures on the ground and carried them to the warehouse. The Thunder Dragon would not feel so distressed about the things here. After all, the warehouse was full of things from the human world.
Compared with the sets of top-notch treasures in Brother Zhang's house, these things are worthless.
"I don't want to, but the school requires us to use old things that are unused at home. If we go out and buy a remote control car, people will definitely say that parents don't pay attention to it every year." Brother Zhang said while rummaging in the warehouse: "Previously
I have messed up several times every year, and I definitely can’t mess up again this time.”
"So what show are you going to perform?"
Brother Zhang paused, then turned back to look at the Thunder Dragon with a stiff face: "I..."
"You know how to cook, but you can't perform egg fried rice for a group of fourth-grade children." Thunder Dragon leaned to the side and said, "If you ask me, you might as well let someone else do it."
"No." Brother Zhang shook his head and said, "I must go, otherwise I will be sad every year."
"She will only be sad if you die... Your overly serious character will kill her."
"Nonsense."
Finally, Brother Zhang found a Fuya in the warehouse. It sounded very nice, but in fact it was just a small model made of wood. You could hold the head and throw it out and it would fly carefully. It could fly for three days and three nights. Luban made it himself.
A small toy, also called a Talisman Crow.
Brother Zhang stood in the yard and threw the Talisman Crow forward. The Talisman Crow began to hover above his head as if it had become alive. Brother Zhang looked at it and felt satisfied, and then took another one from the tool room.
Coil the fishing line, remove the talisman and tie the fishing line to it, so that you can retrieve it at any time after throwing it out.
"The Public Transport Ban is not willing to let you go." Lei Long said in a dumbfounded voice: "This is the gift that the Public Transport Ban gave to my eldest sister when she was pursuing her, and you just gave it away like this."
"But he gave Huniu two or three hundred pieces."
Brother Zhang pointed at the warehouse and saw that there were a lot of wooden products piled up like garbage. Most of these wooden products were small toys that Mr. Gongshu gave to Huniu when he was pursuing her. At that time, Huniu was still a child.
There is a tail. If it seems that Gongshuban is not a pervert, no one will believe it.
There is a wooden horse that can run by itself when you ride on it, a wooden dog that can make clicking sounds and spin around with people, a wooden duck that can swim faster than a real duck in the water, and a wooden snake that can drill holes.
There are wooden monkeys who can fight with each other. Anyway, I gave Huniu a lot of strange and lost things.
Now it seems that these things are definitely cursed items, especially the wooden doll that can crawl around on its own. Annabel has to pale in front of it. More than once, this thing crawled out of the warehouse in the middle of the night and looked for her mother everywhere.
Then he was trampled to pieces by the dog sister because he was too disgusting.
If Brother Zhang gives those scary things to others, the little classmate who gets the reward will be so scared that he wets his bed in the middle of the night.
"This is Ou Yezi's fish intestine! Hey, this is fish intestine!" Thunder Dragon picked up a small dagger in the corner: "This is fish intestine, right?"
Brother Zhang walked in with the Talisman Crow and took a look: "I don't know, this should be Qing Lingzi's collection."
"Bad luck, dirty things, spit!"
Brontosaurus threw the fish intestines into the box next to him and kept rubbing his hands on his pants.
The gifts are ready, and all that's left is the performance. Brother Zhang thinks it's better to discuss this with Nian Nian.
So after Nian Nian came home from school, the two of them got together and discussed for a long time. If Xu Wei hadn't found out in time, the show they would perform would be "Chest Breaking Stone". The entire performance process has been drawn.
Nian Nian lay on the ground with 500 kilograms of bluestone on his body. Then Brother Zhang smashed all the slates with a sledgehammer. Then Nian Nian slowly vomited ketchup in his mouth. When the teacher was
After being frightened and rushing forward, Nian Nian jumped up and gestured "yeah" to the audience.
"Who came up with this cult show?"
Xu Wei looked at the terrifying diagram and her hands began to tremble. Brother Zhang stretched out his hand and pointed at Nian Nian, and Nian Nian raised his head and patted his own chest loudly.
"No, someone will call the police." Xu Wei tore up the diagram and said, "Can't you act normal???"
Xu Wei looked at the two people in front of her who were at a loss. She sighed and said, "Since there are so many people here, why don't we just rehearse a show? I don't know how many parents can come."
Brother Zhang's eyes lit up: "Yes."
"Well, let's choose the simplest one, the Wizard of Oz or Little Red Riding Hood, you choose one yourself."
In the end, I chose Little Red Riding Hood three times against the Bone Demon...
"As for the show, it can be unpopular but not evil. Your evil show is too scary." Xu Wei shook her head: "Then Little Red Riding Hood."
She cried and refused every year, insisting that Little Red Riding Hood beat the white-bone demon three times...
In the end, everyone had to vote, and everyone overwhelmingly rejected Little Red Riding Hood's three dozen white-bone spirits. However, in order to appease Nian Nian's mood, even Zhang Yao, the person who fished for wreckage in the Pacific, was called back.
"I think Little Red Riding Hood is better. Three dozen white-bone spirits are too scary." Zhang Yao held a Soul Eater's head that was still dripping with green water and said, "Can I help you with the scenery? I'll definitely keep it safe.
You are satisfied."
Nian Nian stretched out her little finger, Zhang Yao wiped the finger stained with green blood on the Thunder Dragon, and then hooked it with Nian Nian.
"You're so disgusting." Brontosaurus shouted, "What the hell is this? It stinks."