Niu Niu patted his thigh and said, "We must pay attention to it. We must pay attention to it."
"Don't be too exaggerated." Zhang Yao, who was designing the lighting and stage design, raised her head and glanced at him: "Don't come with the whole helicopter."
"That's not possible. Helicopters are too exaggerated." Wei Shenhao said seriously: "I read in novels that the eldest lady is always surrounded by people when she goes out. My family is too low-key every year."
Every year at this time, she ran barefoot across the floor next to her. Xu Wei chased after her: "Little ancestor, put on your shoes! Put on your shoes!"
"Look." Niu Niu said seriously, "Just like an ordinary little girl."
Zhang Yao raised her head and took off her glasses and looked Niu Niu up and down: "I'm warning you not to cause trouble for me. Do you know how much effort we put into making her normal?"
At this time, Brother Zhang came back from outside, put Nian Nian under his arm and walked past them. Niu Niu looked at the listless Nian Nian, and after a moment of silence, he said, "As an uncle, I always have to express my gratitude."
"Uncle?" Zhang Yao narrowed her eyes: "Say it again."
"Nian Nian was adopted by Brother Zhang's father. She calls you Brother Zhang, brother. Does that mean that you, Brother Zhang, also have to call you uncle?"
After hearing Zhang Yao's introduction, Niu Niu really didn't know that this level existed. He thought that Nian Nian was the daughter of the Holy Lord, but he never expected... that she was his sister. At that moment, the sweat on his forehead dripped down.
Tick tock, but other than a sad smile, he couldn't say anything else.
While they were talking, Yu Heng completed today's practice and came to Brother Zhang with Chen Shi's wine gourd to get some wine for his master. During this time, he was treated badly by Chen Shi, but in the Twelve Spirits Alliance
With the support of the formation, his progress was really rapid. Although Chen Shi despised him for this and that on the surface, he secretly praised himself for picking up a good disciple when meeting everyone, especially those loose immortals.
When I was an old friend, I even boasted so much that even Yu Heng's toes were much longer than the toes of their rotten disciples.
"Aheng, come on, come on."
Niu Niu waved Yu Heng over. Yu Heng came to them with a sword under his arm and a wine gourd in his hand. Niu Niu moved the snacks on the table towards him: "The annual sports meeting will be held in a few days.
, what preparations do you have."
After Yu Heng heard this, he slowly took off the Qixing Longyuan from his armpit, took his thumb slightly away from the sword and unsheathed it: "How about I kill all her opponents?"
Zhang Yao trembled after hearing this, and turned around in shock: "It's only been a few days, but you're already so murderous?"
At this time, Lei Long, who was sitting at the counter and shaking his legs, said: "This is how sword cultivation is. A swordsman emerges from the world of mortals to enter the Tao. In addition, that old wild monster Chen Shi doesn't practice serious swordsmanship either.
Once he starts practicing, he will have murderous intentions in his head. At that time, he will also have a stage called heart-washing. Only after going through heart-washing can he be considered a true swordsman."
"Yeah? You're so understanding." Zhang Yao looked at Thunder Dragon curiously: "You're not a swordsman."
"When I was nineteen years old, I had a girlfriend who was the Little Sword Fairy. She told me." Thunder Dragon continued to sit there shaking his feet: "The current Xiao Heng is not very capable, and his murderous intention is overwhelming. When will he be in the future?
If you can restrain your murderous intent like that old ass Chen Shi and hold it in without letting it go, then you have achieved some success in the art of swordsmanship."
"What is Dacheng like?" Zhang Yao asked curiously: "Will there be any special changes?"
"From ancient times to the present, the best swordsmen in the world were all born in Shu. We outside call it Shu Mountain, but in fact it is the Immortal Mountain Sect in Shu. I estimate that Chen Shi's old rival is from there. According to the information provided by the King of the Mountain
According to the information, the greatest swordsman in history can already retract and release freely. There is no sword in his hand, no sword in his eyes, no sword in his heart, neither his body nor his mind can transform into a sword."
"Is that still called the Sword Immortal?"
"Yes." Lei Long nodded and said: "The art of combining Tao with different paths leads to the same goal. It is only called an immortal. However, sword immortals are not popular nowadays."
Yu Heng turned his head and asked curiously: "Why?"
Thunder Dragon raised his head and looked at the ceiling: "The gun is fast within seven steps, and the gun is fast and accurate seven steps away."
"Hahaha, Brother Long is joking. My master is not afraid of guns." Yu Heng laughed: "What's so scary about that."
Thunder Dragon raised his eyes and looked at him murderously: "What if I take it?"
In an instant, the surrounding air was filled with tiny electric arcs. These arcs seriously interfered with the perception ability that the Sword Immortal relied on for survival. In addition, the Thunder Dragon spread all its murderous aura at once, and the people of Yuheng were all stunned for a while.
He subconsciously took two steps back, and the only thing left in his mind was the God-killing Thunder Dragon standing in the square in front of Kunlun Temple.
At this time, Niannian suddenly rushed over and bit the Brontosaurus' calf. The Brontosaurus screamed and jumped up: "Let go, let go! I'm spanking you!"
When he started to deal with Nian Nian, Yu Heng's actions returned to normal. He took a few steps back and sat down on the chair. Big beads of sweat on his forehead had rolled down his cheeks.
"That's not it, are you feeling unwell?" Zhang Yao asked kindly.
Yu Heng covered his mouth and shook his head vigorously: "I'm still far behind after all."
After saying that, he got up and ran out with the wine gourd. Only Nian Nian was left in the room fighting the Dragon.
In the evening, the first rehearsal of the annual program officially kicked off. Under Zhang Yao's debugging, the small stage actually had a depth of field effect, and even had the visual impact of naked-eye 3D, coupled with the lighting
This way, it seems like it is really a deep and dark forest.
At this time, a brontosaurus wearing a red scarf and a girl's skirt was picking mushrooms in the forest with a small basket on his shoulder. He was humming children's songs as he walked, while Nian Nian, who was wearing a wolf's skin, followed step by step.
Brontosaurus. When Little Red Riding Hood came to an intersection, Nian Nian rushed out and dragged Brontosaurus and launched a Thomas roundhouse kick. Brontosaurus caught it with one hand, did a backflip, and pointed a flash of lightning across the dark night sky.
Nian Nian did not show any weakness. She dodged the lightning with a waist and horse. Then with a terrifying roar, she returned to her original shape and pounced on the Brontosaurus like a genetically mutated giant wolf. The Brontosaurus clasped its hands together.
, the electric spear pierced the center of Nian Nian's eyebrows, but Nian Nian's eternal spirit beast was not afraid of this at all. It rushed up and slapped the Thunder Dragon away, and after the Thunder Dragon hit the wall hard, it closed its hands together,
The strong electric arc made a huge crackling sound, just like setting off firecrackers during the New Year.
This sound made Nian Nian start to retreat and let out a deafening roar. In an instant, the whole backyard was filled with sand and rocks, and even the clouds in the sky were blown away.
"Card!"
Zhang Yao was so angry that her face turned green. She stepped forward and pointed at Thunder Dragon and said, "What are you doing? The child is not sensible and you are not sensible either? Why are you fooling around? Is this something you can put on a show?"
Nian Beast cowardly hid behind Thunder Dragon, looking at Zhang Yao timidly and not daring to say anything, while Thunder Dragon, who was wearing a small apron, held a basket on his hip and said, "Let me ask you if it was wonderful or not."
How the hell can it not be exciting? It’s almost time to catch up with Konoha’s battle with the nine-tailed fox, but this is something that can be shown to children and parents? Whose own show will perform left and right counterattacks to conquer the tailed beasts?
?
At this time, Brother Zhang, who was playing the role of grandma on the crib, sat up and said, "I also think you have changed it a bit too much."
"Let's do it again." Zhang Yao was furious: "What kind of attitude do you have!"
Thunder Dragon muttered a few words, and then started to play with Nian Nian again. When the second rehearsal came, Nian Nian still jumped out at the fork in the road, and asked Little Red Riding Hood where he was going.
"I'm going to grandma's place, hahahahahaha! Grandma is hosting a banquet today, and the Sa family just needs a good wolf skin! Bad wolf, you are here to die!"
As he spoke, Thunder Dragon jumped up and then launched a set of Wing Chun attacks. Not to be outdone, Taizu's Changquan Tiger became more powerful. The two went back and forth several times, and their boxing duel turned into eagle claws grabbing each other.
Nian Nian was so powerful that he broke Thunder Dragon's arm in one fell swoop. After hearing Kacha's voice, Thunder Dragon jumped back: "You're a bad wolf. You're very skilled. The mountains will remain green and the water will flow forever.
Let’s fight another day!”
After saying that, the Brontosaurus jumped out of the screen...
Zhang Yao cried. She stood there wiping her tears: "Do you still think about it?"
"Isn't this just what you wanted? The evil wolf injured me and then went to eat grandma, and I returned to the master's gate to find senior sister."
As he said this, Thunder Dragon dragged Huniu onto the stage, and Huniu let out a roar, which sounded like a tiger roaring in the forest.
"Then I went with the senior sister to avenge me, and found that the evil wolf had bitten my grandma to death. We then went up to punish the evil and promote the good. One wolf and one tiger fought for three hundred rounds. In the end, the evil wolf was defeated and died tragically at the claws of the tiger."
In order to cooperate with the Thunder Dragon, Hu Niu also deliberately opened her claws and showed off her sharp claws.
"If you don't want to act, then we'll let you go." Zhang Yao angrily found Brother Zhang who was lying there playing with his mobile phone: "Look at them, you can take care of them."
Brother Zhang actually thinks this plot is quite good... but the part about twisting off the Brontosaurus' arm is a bit cruel and needs to be changed.
However, in order to calm down Zhang Yao's anger, he still decided to completely change the plot into a regular plot. There was no thunder dragon killing wolf, no evil wolf fighting tiger, just a normal plot of Little Red Riding Hood.
We kept working until after ten o'clock in the evening, but Brother Zhang didn't open his shop, and just asked Xu Wei to work in front. This was considered barely qualified, and Zhang Yao gave him a passing grade.
But there was something that puzzled him and made him uncomfortable. That was Brontosaurus, who is 1.88 meters tall, has a clothes-rack figure, a slender and well-proportioned body, and an extraordinary handsome appearance. But why does he wear a skirt as Little Red Riding Hood?
!This is very inconsistent, right?
And Nian Nian is cute and cute. Although she can only speak a few words, she can't stand being cute, beautiful, and has a milky voice. But why does she want to be the big bad wolf again?
And the one who plays the grandma...why is it Brother Zhang? What is going on with their family!