Early on the morning of the 8th, a pink Rolls-Royce parked at the entrance of Chang'an Lane. Niu Niu was wearing a crisp uniform and was sitting inside, sipping rice noodles. Today's rice rolls had a little too much soy sauce, and he felt a little salty after eating them.
, then I bought a bottle of Fanta on the roadside, and when I opened the cap, it sprayed all over the dashboard.
But Niu Niu didn't care. He wiped his mouth with the napkin a few times, and then gave a hundred yuan to the middle school student who was buying breakfast at the entrance of the alley, asking him to help throw away the garbage, and then adjusted the seat.
Without taking off his shoes, he stepped on the steering wheel and squinted for a while until Brontosaurus, Brother Zhang and others came out of Chang'an Lane on bicycles.
"Here! Here!"
Niu Niu waved to them, and then these people came to him on squeaky bicycles. Brontosaurus patted the pink Rolls-Royce: "Did you rent it?"
"When I bought it, I told the general dealer directly that they would have to air-ship one to me. Money was not an issue. I gave him a card and he tipped him any amount, and he shipped one in eight hours. He said it was
Let me use the show car first." Niu Niu patted the steering wheel: "Money is still a good thing."
"Just make it."
After saying that, Brontosaurus got on the bicycle and was about to leave. There were a lot of props tied to the back seat of the bicycle, making it look like it was on the run.
Sitting in the back seat of Brother Zhang was Nian Nian. She was holding a lunch box with breakfast in her hands. Due to the bumps of the bicycle, she ate all over her face.
"Sit here, sit here." Niu Niu quickly got out of the car and opened the back door: "I'll drive Nian Nian there."
"You are too exaggerated." Thunder Dragon looked at the car and said, "It's too coquettish, no way."
While they were talking, the roar of the motorcycle started, and then they saw Zhang Yao suddenly running over on her motorcycle wearing a black leather jacket. She took off her helmet and looked stunning.
"This figure... is really good." Thunder Dragon commented in a low voice: "But his personality is completely ruined."
Zhang Yao frowned and looked at him: "Do you find it particularly exciting to find excitement early in the morning?"
"You can kill me."
To be honest, if Zhang Yao hadn't been able to do anything with Thunder Dragon, she would have killed him a long time ago. Xiao Ma has a bad mouth but still knows some sense of propriety. Beyond Thunder Dragon is really so cheap that it makes people's skin ache.
numb.
What's more important is that he is not afraid of being scalded by boiling water. You can't attack him in any way. Huang Die'er used to work, but now Huang Die'er doesn't work very well. He was simply born in the world to be a bitch.
"Don't be stuck here." Brother Zhang glanced around: "There aren't so many people at the sports events every year."
"As for that, that's too much." Thunder Dragon pointed at the pink car and said, "There will be more people later."
In the end, Nianniu still chose the pink Rolls-Royce out of vanity. After all, this touch of Barbie pink that revealed the nouveau riche really won the hearts of underage girls. After getting in the car every year, Niu Niu even gave the convertible to
Once you open it, if you want to show off, show off to the end. This is the style of a qualified nouveau riche.
"You are not afraid of traffic jams. People are stuck in traffic jams and are blocking their lives. We are stuck in traffic jams and are sacrificing our lives. Making people who take the bus the envy of them is the biggest use of a convertible."
Niu Niu inculcated wrong values in Nian Nian when he was in the car, but Nian Nian didn't take it seriously. He just stared at a fat man in the back seat of an electric car and drooled. After all, to Nian Nian, the pink space shuttle was
Not as practical as a fat human cub.
Although she has become highly socialized every year, she is, after all, the most ferocious beast in the world. She knows she cannot eat people, but things like gluttony are really beyond her control.
Driving to the school gate, there was bound to be a traffic jam at this point, but Niu Niu was not in a hurry, so he took his hands off the steering wheel and leisurely took out a can of beer from the small refrigerator on the side and drank it.
When Brother Zhang and others arrived later, they found the pink Rolls-Royce parked on the side of the road, with Nian Nian sitting on it alone, and Niu Niu missing.
"Where are the others?" Brother Zhang asked curiously.
Nian Nian pointed to the police car not far away: "Police, arrest me."
Brother Zhang pursed his lips, let out a long breath from his nostrils, then put Nian Nian back on the back seat of his bicycle, and then came to her school.
As soon as they passed by, they saw Mouse, Xiaoma and the others were there. When Xiaoma saw them coming, he said happily: "You were late just now. I heard that there was a fool driving a luxury car right in front, driving with the hood open.
While drinking beer, three traffic police officers pressed down on me when I came up. It is said that I resisted and was handcuffed. Isn’t this just a bitch?”
Brother Zhang was not embarrassed to say that that person was one of the twelve spirits. He just sighed silently and walked into the school every year with a bunch of people.
As soon as I entered, I found that it was quite lively today. There were not only children but also all kinds of adults in the whole school. They were standing on both sides of the playground in strange shapes, eagerly searching for their own baby bump among a group of little bastards.
"This is my first time coming to Nannian School." Zhang Yao took off her leather jacket as she spoke. Although there were still clothes inside, her body like a water snake still attracted many people's looks.
"This is the golden apple." The pony looked up at the huge golden apple tree: "How tall can it grow?"
"If there are no restrictions." Brother Zhang raised his head and glanced: "It is said that it can grow up to 13,000 meters."
"Good boy..." The pony was stunned. After all, the tree was four to five thousand meters taller than Mount Everest. That was really exciting.
Finally, when the horn sounded, the parents began to walk to their children's classes as if they had been summoned by an imperial edict, and Brother Zhang and the others were no exception.
Teacher Lin seems to be the director of the Academic Affairs Office, so he is not here today, but their class teacher is there every year to take charge of roll call. The class teacher is a young girl in her twenties, who should have graduated from college in only two or three years.
About the same age as Xu Wei.
"Are you all Zhang Ruinian's parents?"
The head teacher was really shocked when he saw such a large group of people coming. Especially when he saw Xiao Ma, he thought someone was coming to cause trouble... But after learning that they were all parents of Nian Nian, he was really surprised.
I was also shocked by this formation for a while.
"Okay, you're all here." The head teacher smiled and shook his head: "Please register, what is your relationship with Zhang Ruiming?"
Brother Zhang walked up and signed "Big Brother".
Thunder Dragon stepped forward and signed "Second Brother"
Mouse stepped forward and signed "Third Brother"
Xiao Ma walked up and signed "Seventh Brother"
Zhang Yao stepped forward and signed "Mother"
"Um?"
"Um?"
"Um?"
"Um?"
Four pairs of eyes looked at Zhang Yao together, and it was then that she realized that she might be inferior in seniority, so she quickly changed the word "mother" on it and replaced it with "stepmother".
"Are you okay?" Lei Long pointed to the watch and said to Zhang Yao: "Forget it if you took advantage of us, you also took advantage of my master and my wife."
Zhang Yao's face turned red visibly, she laughed awkwardly, and then painted out the word "stepmother" again and wrote "sister".
"I'm so nervous..."
"Why are you so nervous?" Xiao Ma chuckled and said, "You just have something to dream about every night and something to think about every day."
Seeing this group of people stuck there and beeping non-stop, the head teacher hurriedly asked them to go in. After they entered, they discovered that Nian Nian's status in the class was so damn high that other parents and their children were crowded into a small room.
On the stool, only Nian Nian has circled a large area, and no one will be allowed to sit. Originally, this kind of thing should be adjusted by the teacher, but the problem is that all the students who have occupied their seats are there.
Try your best to dissuade your parents...
What does this mean? It means that Nian Nian is absolutely dominant in school.
"They say that Nian Nian is the patron saint of their class. People from other classes and even senior students who come to make troubles will be settled in Nian Nian."
Zhang Yao curiously asked Niannian: "How do you settle things?"
Nian Nian took out a piece of paper, and then quickly cut it into the shape of a little man, and then wrote the name of the Brontosaurus on it, took off his shoes and started playing, and the Brontosaurus was there with the thunder.
Even though I was protected by law, I was hit all over my body and there were sparks...
When Zhang Yao saw this scene, she broke out in cold sweat...
"It won't work next time, it will be very dangerous..."
Nian Nian nodded: "Wash your hands in a golden basin."
Zhang Yao took a deep breath. She really wanted to take Nian Nian to her place to train her. If a group of Qixings were planted together like Tiantian, the good children would definitely be scrapped. This was too scary.
At this time, all the parents have taken their seats, and the head teacher also began to announce today's activities. There are three days of parent-child activities. The first day is the sports meeting, and then everyone exchanges prizes. The second day is the talent show, and the third day is the spring outing.
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From the moment he heard about the sports meeting, Xiao Ma was already gearing up. After all, for him, if he missed a gold medal in something like the sports meeting, it would be disloyal to his athletic ability.
The first event in the sports meeting is that kind of relay race, but the difference is that parents need to use two bricks to move, otherwise it will not be counted as a result. Normal running starts after the parents hand over the baton to their children.
"There's a grade sports meeting, right? This principal is really good at troubles." Xiao Ma was the first to come on the stage. He saw other fathers and grandfathers carrying three bricks in their hands. He also went up and took three bricks, turned around, and asked
The teacher next to me: "You just have to step on bricks?"
The teacher nodded, and Nian Nian had already arrived at the other end of the track and was waiting to take over.
Xiao Ma made a visual inspection and found that the total distance was about eighty meters. He weighed the three bricks in his hand and then came to the starting line.
With the sound of the starting gun, Xiao Ma directly threw the three bricks out, and then launched an invincible Hot Wheels. When his father was still shivering and moved forward, Xiao Ma grabbed two bricks and started
He turned over and the third brick was always five meters in front of him.
This action made the people around me gasp in surprise...
He had just advanced less than ten meters, and the pony had already reached the finish line. This was the result of him holding it back, and Nian Nian's muscles were all tense. After receiving the baton, the sound barrier was instantly broken.
But at this moment, other people's time stopped. Brother Zhang appeared in front of Nian Nian and pushed her back to the starting point, and then said to her: "Normal speed!"
Nian Nian said "oh" and then started to run slowly. After she started, time resumed again.
"???" When watching the professional athletes approaching the 100-meter speed every year, the physical education teacher next to them asked their class teacher: "Is this eight years old???"