289, I have to say that the twelve spirits are a little unlucky
"I'll get it for you."
"I'll come, I'll come, I'll go first."
"What are you fighting for? I'll do it anyway."
Beautiful girls always get more care. Zhou Miao is enjoying such privileges now. Mo Zi is not a meticulous person. As a person who has been solo for almost 30 years, no one has been able to leave until now. It entered his heart, and he would not show off to girls, so he threw the luggage at the door and told Zhou Miao to get out.
Just because he didn't understand, it didn't mean that others didn't understand. The seniors who took over the newcomers understood so well that they immediately surrounded Zhou Miao, asking for help and caring.
Who is Zhou Miao? She is not an innocent little flower. This child grew up in a very vicious social environment. She will not let others help her just because she wants face, so she went up and found the ugliest person among them. The fattest and shortest one said in a sweet voice: "Senior, thank you so much..."
It only took one second to go from being sweet to screaming, because her neck was strangled by the Brontosaurus from behind. The Brontosaurus lifted her in front of her, and then said to the group of little boys: "You all stay away from her. , she has a vicious heart."
Although today's Brontosaurus can kick a bicycle into sparks, he still looks handsome. He is dressed in a trendy style, with a pair of aviator sunglasses he got from Mr. Cai. He is 1.88 meters tall and has a canvas bag. The next stop is the beautiful scenery of the campus.
"Who are you!" The seniors next to him saw his rudeness, and they all looked indignant: "Why did you do this?"
"I'm her brother!" Thunder Dragon glanced sideways at the person who spoke: "What's the matter? Are you making gestures?"
To be honest, Thunder Dragon really didn't look like a college student, so people around him couldn't figure out his confidence, and he suddenly stopped.
After he took Zhou Miao away, he personally carried her to the door of the registration office: "Don't think that I don't know what your plans are. Don't even think about it."
Zhou Miao looked around: "Then I have to get some money to eat and drink."
"Can I save your money?" Thunder Dragon took out his mobile phone: "I'll transfer fifty thousand to you, it's not enough to open your mouth. Don't lie to men, you hear me? Don't lie to men."
"Oh... Got it."
After Zhou Miao got the money, she immediately became well-behaved, and Thunder Dragon said that she had seen through her, so she didn't care too much. After all, what she did was enough to fool a young man who didn't have all his hair. The same cannot be said for experienced adults. If no one gives her money, she will pick a few weak and useless lickers in the school, and then hang them in the past few years, spending their money and using them. of,
Don't let them get it yet.
This trick has been tried and tested many times, but today it failed in the hands of Thunder Dragon...
But Zhou Miao didn't feel unhappy. After all, the person who gave the money was the boss, and the boss's words were effective.
As for reporting on this matter, she was a student recruited through a special channel. She was well-qualified from top to bottom. She could choose any major and live in any dormitory. Tuition, miscellaneous fees, and accommodation fees were all free. Zhou Miao saw what they were doing after all the hard work of signing up.
, and she almost got it right in one step, which made him feel that having money is really better than anything else.
As for the dormitory, she was arranged in the international student dormitory, with a single room and even a place to cook. This was a location she chose. It didn't cost her money anyway, and she could enjoy it as much as she could.
Arriving at the clean dormitory, she put her luggage on the bed and lay down on the bed, feeling the pleasure brought by the privilege. There were no weird roommates and no messy interpersonal relationships. From this moment on, she was truly
of freedom.
"It's great to have money! It's great to have money!"
Zhou Miao fluttered back and forth on the bed a few times, and then walked around the dormitory. There was a private bathroom, a small kitchen, and even a small independent study room. You must know that this is an accommodation that costs 100,000 yuan a school year.
I have never enjoyed this kind of treatment.
But Thunder Dragon was not so pretentious. He chose an ordinary four-person room. After moving in, there was no air conditioning or a separate bathroom. He had a bed and a table, and sat facing south. When he carried his things over, there were already people inside.
, Brontosaurus nodded towards him, and then smiled coolly.
The classmate was silent for a moment and then asked: "Uncle, are you a parent?"
"Uncle!?" Brontosaurus took off his glasses: "How do I look like uncle?"
The handsome young man was silent for a moment and looked up and down at the thunder dragon: "You look familiar, just like the thunder dragon who teaches people how to practice in the video."
Thunder Dragon laughed: "Your eyes are pretty good, but I'm not. I'm just an ordinary freshman."
However, this ordinary freshman was called uncle several times by his roommate who arrived later, and although he resisted every time, no matter how he explained, his eyes continued to flicker with doubts.
"Uncle, I look older, but I'm actually eighteen." Thunder Dragon took out his ID card: "Look."
"Uncle... aren't you twenty-eight?"
Then the Brontosaurus beat the boy up.
"Eighteen years old, do you understand?" Thunder Dragon took out three new mobile phones from his bag and each of them threw one over: "I'm going to ask you again, how old am I?"
"Eighteen...eighteen, you are also eighteen when I, the King of Heaven, come."
Each person got a new mobile phone, which allowed Thunder Dragon to quickly integrate into the ranks of young people, and he was extremely generous. At noon, he took his friends in the dormitory to the most high-end buffet in gz city for a meal.
In the afternoon, there were foot massages and spa treatments, and finally he succeeded in becoming the dormitory manager of dormitory 401.
"You kid, you ran from the north to the south to go to university. What are you trying to do?"
After they returned to the dormitory in the evening, everyone lay on the bed and started playing with their mobile phones. This was also a good time for the roommates to quickly communicate with each other.
"It's better than growing corn in a small village all your life." The boy in the next bed crossed his legs and said, "Compared to me, uncle, you are almost thirty, why did you come to college?"
Thunder Dragon picked his foot, then put it under his nose and smelled it, curled his lips and said, "I'm not educated, I want to come over and experience it."
"That's right, you rich people have very strange ideas. Is your uncle a rich second generation?"
Thunder Dragon thought for a while and shook his head: "Theoretically, I am considered a rich generation. I don't have much money, but my eldest sister is rich and she supports me!"
"You are really a different kind of freeloader." The boy next to you said: "Uncle, are you really not the Thunder Method Heavenly Dragon who teaches people to practice?"
"Hey, I'm not pretending anymore, let's show off. I am." Brontosaurus turned his hand and showed them the login account on the website: "Did you see it?"
Immediately everyone in the room jumped up, because none of them could have imagined that they could meet such a big Internet celebrity in this small place... This is a phenomenal Internet celebrity.
"Oh, okay, okay, look how useless you are." Brontosaurus nailed a cockroach to the wall with a piece of hair and said, "Let's go to the cafeteria tonight and experience life."
Compared with Thunder Dragon who strives to integrate into collective life, Zhou Miao can be regarded as a solitary person because she instinctively hates humans and hates communicating with others. She does not communicate unless necessary, so she does everything alone.
But she is a spiritual snake after all. Since she started practicing with Mouse, her overall body shape and appearance have not changed very much, but they are gradually moving towards perfect proportions. This makes her originally just an ordinary person.
Her average-to-upper-level appearance improved several levels in a short period of time. She felt that if she used these techniques to open a beauty salon, she would make a fortune within three years.
Of course, her current level is still not up to the level of Sister Jin, the eldest sister, but she is already very shining among ordinary people. When she goes out for a meal, she can meet seven or eight people who strike up a conversation with her.
"Come here, come here."
Just as she was preparing to go back to eat, she suddenly heard the voice of Brontosaurus. She turned her head and glanced, and found that Brontosaurus was sitting there eating with a few friends. The way they were eating looked like...
Just like a delinquent in a Japanese youth pain movie.
Zhou Miao couldn't help resisting when he called her, but Thunder Dragon didn't care about that and kept waving to her: "Come on, come on."
Zhou Miao had a headache. She walked over silently, put down her lunch box and sat next to him: "Don't call me if you have nothing to do."
"I'm just calling you. I'm just asking if you are used to being here."
Zhou Miao sneered: "I, I. I am a rootless duckweed. I am not accustomed to anything. As long as I don't endure hardship in my life, there is nothing I am not accustomed to."
"Repeat it." Thunder Dragon tapped Zhou Miao with his chopsticks: "Come on, come on, repeat what you said just now."
"I mean, I'm not used to it. As long as I don't suffer, I'm used to it everywhere."
"The previous sentence." Thunder Dragon frowned: "Say it!"
"I……"
Zhou Miao was about to blurt out, but her heart suddenly tightened. She had been with Brother Zhang for a few months and knew that these people could say anything, but they kept the door tightly closed for some things, such as being disrespectful to Brother Zhang.
Disrespectful jokes, ridicule, etc., as well as words that undermine the unity of the twelve spirits and some ridicule of one's own situation are not allowed.
Ridiculing about one's own situation includes but is not limited to saying that one is a waste, that one is trash and doesn't matter where I am, that one is a rootless person, etc. These are strictly prohibited.
As for why, she hasn't figured it out yet, but if she tells it, she will be punished.
"I don't want to hear it a second time, you know?" Thunder Dragon knocked on the table: "Don't think that when you come out of the house, uu Kanshu www.uukanshu.com you are completely free. I tell you, you have to figure it out.
One thing, everything you have is based on your identity, you have to figure out what your identity is."
Zhou Miao frowned. How sensitive her senses were. Naturally, she could tell that this guy had always been hostile to her. However, she felt a little baffled. She had not offended him in any way. Why did he hate her so much?
The boys next to Brontosaurus were a little shocked. Such a beautiful girl...how could this uncle be so cruel as to kill her?
But at this moment, there was a sudden muffled explosion in front of him, and then he saw a person flying to the ground and sliding for a while, landing directly in front of Zhou Miao.
"Don't touch." Thunder Dragon stretched out his hand to block Zhou Miao, then walked quickly to the person and looked around: "Touch."
Zhou Miao: "???"
But at this time, the place where the explosion occurred was already in chaos, and the cafeteria was full of screams. Then something that looked like a brown sugar cake jumped in the crowd, and it was right there.