Miss Succubus swore that she was already twenty-four years old. Ever since she could remember, her mother had told her that there was almost no man in the world that their succubus could not win. The only thing she needed to remember was that she could never overdose.
Otherwise it will bring disaster.
She has kept this teaching in mind. She has been traveling around the world since she was seventeen, and has ten thousand ways to play with men. Whether it is a will-o'-the-wisp boy on the street or a social elite in an office building, she always has a way.
Take it.
But today, Miss Succubus found that she had tried her best but could not get close to that strange boy. This made her feel very embarrassed and her dignity was ruined. So she thought about it again and again, and then came up with the most unique skill in the Succubus world -
-Sincerity is always a must-have for men.
She compiled a large paragraph of text, deleted, edited and revised it for several hours, ranging from being a succubus to how she should be careful in living in the world, to what troubles she usually had, and finally she euphemistically said that she did not want a partner.
Whether you want friends, etc. are all written in.
There are about three thousand words, and every word is full of true feelings. It even contains the transitions that are only used by professional players. The reason why she sent a message to Brother Zhang is because he has no evil thoughts towards her, which makes her feel very reliable.
The turning point was that the accident last night left her with no more opportunities to chat with Brother Zhang. As a result, she could only send a message today to say a lot, and she also said in the most humble tone that if she disturbed Brother Zhang, he would be there at any time.
You can delete yourself.
After the message was sent, Brother Zhang sent back the message in less than six seconds, with a single word of "oh".
Seeing the word "oh", Miss Succubus's mentality exploded. There were more than 3,000 words! He replied with "oh". What is the concept? In other words, he didn't read it at all, he just saw a lot of white words and then replied casually.
One sentence.
After hunting geese all day long, I was pecked blind by geese today. This plot is so familiar. Back then, there were so many gentle boys who sent me a lot of words like this, but I didn't even bother to look at it, and then I was like
What happened to me today, I replied with the word oh.
At this moment, she finally understood how the other person would feel after she said this short "oh". The pain of being ignored was so clearly visible, but being a dog licker was really addictive. Although she was heartbroken and couldn't bear it.
Breathing, but the stubbornness in her bones was never absent. She decided to try again later.
At this moment, Brother Zhang put down his mobile phone. In fact, it didn't take him six seconds to read the three thousand words. These six seconds were still because the mobile phone signal was not good when sending the message. Strictly speaking, he had read the entire content.
It only took about two and a half seconds, and it was because he had to turn the page. If he didn't turn down the page, he could know the entire content at a glance.
"Teacher, are you busy? If you are busy, don't worry about me."
Sitting opposite him was Chen Siwen. Today, Chen Siwen said that she wanted to treat him to a meal. She decided the time and the place. Brother Zhang decided the place. And brother Zhang decided the place in the school cafeteria. It cost fifteen yuan for two people and a piece of meat.
One vegetarian free soup.
"It's nothing." Brother Zhang smiled: "That means you haven't been in the same situation recently, right?"
"Um."
Chen Siwen laughed. The young man has a strong ability to recover. Her daily changes are very obvious now. Before, she had to wait until the classroom was empty before she could go to bed. She had to get up at five o'clock in the morning, so she slept very long.
Little and insufficient sleep made her look skinny and wrinkled, but after this period of recuperation, she could easily sleep eight hours a day, eat well and sleep well, and her lost collagen
She immediately added that her skin was now at least five degrees brighter than before, and her face had become fleshy, giving her the appearance of a girl instead of a skinny monkey.
"fine."
Brother Zhang doesn't like to talk, so there is no business of talking dirty in his world. It is the simplest and most basic question and answer mode. There is very little small talk, so if someone who is not familiar with him just meets him, he will think that this person is
He is very aloof, but those who are familiar with him will know that the word "feel" is redundant. He is very aloof.
But being aloof does not mean being withdrawn and weird. His temper is recognized as good. So far, no one has seen him frustrated or irritable, let alone losing his temper. In other words, this person is in the eyes of most people.
Here, he is so clean that he doesn’t look like a human being.
"Teacher Zhang, I have a question." Chen Siwen suddenly asked curiously: "Even now, although I don't have nightmares every day, there are people in my dreams every day, teaching me this and that. I'm a little bit
Worry."
"What will I teach you?"
"It seems to be some Taoist this or that, I... don't quite understand."
"It doesn't matter." Brother Zhang nodded and said, "Let nature take its course."
In fact, Brother Zhang probably knows what's going on, but he doesn't have anything to say. It's not a bad thing anyway, so let's continue. Anyway, as long as Chen Siwen has no physical problems, everything will be fine. As for other things,
We’ll talk about what happens next.
After a boring meal, Chen Siwen said goodbye to Xiao Zhang, because now she seemed to be trying to catch up on all the sleep she had lost since her parents died. She would be so sleepy even at noon that she had to go back to the dormitory and sleep for an hour to feel comfortable.
As for Xiao Zhang, who doesn’t need to sleep, what he does is actually very fascinating. For example, he chooses to be alone most of the time in school, wearing headphones and sitting by the school’s artificial lake, quietly looking at the lake.
He could sit in a daze as long as the rest time lasted. Anyway, from a secular perspective, he was a pretty strange person.
And after such a long period of contact, everyone will also find that he has a very significant characteristic, that is, he never takes the initiative to contact anyone, without any exception. Whether it is communication software or phone calls, he is basically passive.
Physically, except for work matters and asking questions, he will not send messages to anyone or call anyone to chat.
He doesn't get involved in any international situation, celebrity searches, or colleagues' gossip. It can even be said that he doesn't know anything about it, as if he is not from this world.
This afternoon he was sitting in the pavilion by the artificial lake as usual, wearing headphones and looking at the lake. He didn't know what he was thinking, so he just sat quietly.
At 3:30 in the afternoon, Miss Succubus got up. After having a big meal in her dream, she seemed more energetic. She took out her mobile phone from the bedside and decided to regroup and charge towards the unconquered high ground.
.
"Little brother, little brother, are you there?"
After the message was sent, Brother Zhang's silence was interrupted. He lowered his head and glanced at his phone. Just as he was about to reply to the message, he didn't expect that Miss Succubus actually made a video call.
He clicked to connect, and then he saw Miss Succubus lying on the bed with a lazy look on her face. Just think about it and you will know what a girl who just got up in the middle of summer would look like, but she really knows every move.
They were all carefully designed so that people could feel the impulse of the last step but could not see anything at all. She had figured out this whole thing of passing by.
"What are you doing, little brother?"
"daze."
Brother Zhang never lies, he is just in a daze, and this is his daily routine most of the time. When he can work, he works, and when he can't work, he is in a daze. But when this attitude is told to others, it is like deliberately protecting.
The rhetoric of privacy feels untrue.
So Miss Succubus increased the firepower and turned over from lying down to lying down. The angle of the video was just enough to allow her to penetrate five centimeters into the gap in her pajamas, not too much and not invisible at all.
"You are a teacher, right? School hasn't started yet? Let's go out for dinner together tonight, I'll treat you."
Miss Succubus speaks in a slimy voice, with a very special nasal sound, which makes her voice sound lazy, and her speech speed is not fast and has a slight accent. Even the simplest words give people a very special feeling.
imaginary experience.
So why is it said that there are not many men in the world who can withstand succubi? They are carefully cultivated by nature to destroy men. Even if they are defined as harmless creatures, it is because the number is too small. If they are allowed to gather together, they will become a whole.
In the Daughter Kingdom, it had to be a juicer for men, a land of Shuras with no flesh and blood left. The final result of attacking them might be even more tragic than the meat grinder of Verdun.
But this succubus lady is unlucky. She doesn't feel at all that she has entered the climax of the showdown, because she is trying to get someone who even the most beautiful woman in the world can't get.
"Is it okay to just make friends? You know who I am. I don't have many friends here."
Miss Succubus looks very pitiful. When the corners of her mouth turn down, most men will be willing to die for her. She is very confident about this.
But this time, she probably had to understand what it means to fall into disgrace. Brother Zhang agreed to go out for dinner, but made a very rude request: "Then give me your identity information and I will register it."
"ha????"
Miss Succubus looked at Brother Zhang in surprise: "I don't quite understand."
"Identity information is name, gender, place of origin, ID number, phone number, workplace, home address, etc., plus two two-inch bareheaded photos." Brother Zhang picked up a small book and said, "I'll give it to you.
Register."
"Why?"
"Why..." Brother Zhang scratched his face, and then was silent for a few seconds: "Because the person involved can be held accountable."
"Hold the parties responsible?"
Miss Succubus looked confused, but Brother Zhang did not continue to explain to her.
However, Brother Zhang did this really to hold the person responsible accountable. If Ms. Succubus harassed Brother Zhang, hurt him, or did anything else that harmed Brother Zhang’s physical and mental health during the date he asked him to go out for dinner, he must be punished according to the law.
The registration content here holds the parties responsible.
Although this sounds ridiculous, the procedures are still required. After all, if Brother Zhang is not a guardian, he may still be hurt, and theoretically speaking, he cannot do anything alone.
It is to protect the personal safety of the Holy Lord.
But now these ones don't need to be stuck so much, because he is the guardian.
As for why Miss Succubus was required to register, he probably just suddenly remembered this rule. It was nothing special. It was fine not to register. He didn't want to go anyway.
But who would have thought that Miss Succubus could really be so cruel...
"Qin Wenting, female, 24 years old, native place SH, ID card is 310105************3512, phone number is 189****7043, working unit is GZ Tenglong International Service Trade Group, deputy public relations department Manager, the home address is 1401, Unit 2, Building ******6, Baiyun District, GZ City." Ms. Succubus finally said angrily: "Height 168 cm, weight 102 catties, wearing size 37 shoes, D cup The C cup is a bit empty and a bit tight. I usually like to use ylang-ylang scented shower gel. I visit my relatives on the 4th to 10th of every month. Do you need anything else?"
Brother Zhang scribbled something on his hand, and then with a shake of his hand, the ordinary paper turned into a registration form. Then he put the form in front of the camera and showed it to Miss Succubus. Her expression was distorted at that time.
, because she never expected that this guy could make watches with him and develop photos on the spot...
"I filled in the succubus for race." Brother Zhang said meticulously: "What about race?"
"Hey... little brother, did you make a mistake?"
"Han, right?"
"Um."
After the record sheet was made, Brother Zhang raised his hand and threw it on the table of King Shan. King Shan, who was attaching wings to his Gundam, suddenly had a registration form stuck on his face. He picked it up and took a look at it.
, murmured curiously: "Yeah? Is there anyone else who can sign up like this?"
But when he saw that the race was a succubus, he immediately picked up the phone and called: "Hello, this is the Oriental Beauty Bath Center. I saw..."
Before he finished speaking, Miss Succubus hung up the phone, and the Mountain King was stunned for a moment, and then he suddenly realized when he saw the tabulator under the form: "Oh... it's a registration form, not a registration form.
."
Because they were registered here, Brother Zhang could go out to eat with her according to the regulations. After getting permission, Miss Succubus breathed a sigh of relief. After making an appointment at the place and time and hanging up the video, she actually felt a sense of relief.
.
Then it was time for her to dress up, but just after she took a shower and started to sit in front of the mirror to put on makeup, she suddenly slapped her eyebrow pencil on the dressing table: "Why!"
Then he cried in frustration.
But she got into trouble and cried to go to the appointment. So for the first time in her life, Miss Succubus wiped off all her makeup and went out with her eyes swollen and bare face. On the way, she became angrier and more angry as she thought about it.
The sadder she became, she wondered when she had been wronged like this. When Xiaoming, who played the role of a Japanese officer, was measuring Bingbing's body when she was watching the news, she didn't feel as wronged as she is now...
On the way there, she had prepared a lot of emotions to vent, but when she saw Brother Zhang at the door of the restaurant, she suddenly felt that she wanted to take revenge on him, so she rushed up and grabbed Brother Zhang's arm without saying a word.
arm, and then took off his gloves while he wasn't paying attention, and directly held Brother Zhang's hand.
Brother Zhang glanced down, then remained silent for a long time, silently withdrew his hand and asked with a smile: "Why did you take off your gloves?"
"I……"
Miss Succubus was speechless immediately, and then she couldn't say a word.
Brother Zhang didn't care, he just nodded: "You want to see me make a fool of myself, right?"
"You..." Miss Succubus was shocked: "I didn't mean that."
"It doesn't matter." Brother Zhang shook his head and said, "It doesn't matter if I do."
Miss Succubus was convinced. She had no idea who this monster was... Miss Succubus, who once thought she was in control and had the advantage, is now like a lost dog. After several rounds of confrontation, she has completely
Lost this game.
"Why aren't you affected?"
After the two of them sat at the window, Miss Succubus asked angrily: "I'm a succubus..."
"I know." Brother Zhang raised his hand and called the waiter.
At this time, the waiter came over. Brother Zhang pointed at the menu and said, "What is the difference between the Buddha Jumping Over the Wall here and the high-quality Buddha Jumping Over the Wall?"
"Hello, sir, the price of Buddha Jumping Over the Wall in our store is 999 yuan per customer, and the premium product is 1,899 yuan per customer. The difference lies in the quality of the abalone and sea cucumber in it, as well as the production process.
, the high-quality Buddha Jumping Over the Wall is made using traditional cooking techniques and is meticulously crafted using imperial cuisine techniques."
"Okay, two portions of exquisite products. Add two portions of light steamed lobster, two portions of fish maw and hibiscus soup, two portions of rice with abalone juice as the main dish, add one portion of bird's nest in apricot sauce, one portion of fish bone and sea cucumber for this lady, and then
Add a portion of Qiankun Yellow Croaker."
"Okay, please wait a moment, sir."
As soon as I reported the menu to the back kitchen, the chef immediately cleared the door - he was here to kick off the show. The back kitchen immediately stood ready, and the chef, who was usually not easily dispatched, quickly got up and started putting on his apron, beckoning the apprentices to get busy.
When she heard the names of these dishes, Miss Succubus turned pale. Her original intention was that just two people could come and eat two 358 group-purchased meals. More than 300 per person is already a very high consumption, but who knew that the eldest brother would come up directly?
From the average of more than 300 per capita to 4,800 per capita...
Miss Succubus' monthly salary is only 6,500. After this meal, she may not be able to buy clothes for three months... What's more important is that she doesn't absorb these foods. She is a succubus, not a glutton.
Of course, Brother Zhang is not the kind of person who watches words and emotions. He sat there and looked at the menu, and then quietly waited for the dishes to be served. But Miss Succubus was completely out of mood now, and all she could think about was whether to use the flowers later.
It's better to use a credit card. A meal for two people costs 10,000 yuan. There is something wrong with this man... to some extent.
"Are you here to mess with me on purpose?"
When Miss Succubus saw no one around, she poked her head and said to Brother Zhang: "Brother, I am a working-class person..."
At this moment, I suddenly saw a man arranging his clothes in the back hall of the hotel and trotting out. When he came to Brother Zhang, he stood still and bent down: "Holy Lord, why don't you follow me?"
Let me say hello."
Brother Zhang raised his head with a smile and said, "I happened to have an appointment with a friend here today, so I dropped by."
The man who looked like a manager quickly said: "Then Holy Lord, let me help you two move to the box. The environment in the hall is too noisy."
"No need." Brother Zhang shook his head and then glanced at Miss Succubus: "Are you going?"
Miss Succubus looked up at the manager and then at Brother Zhang: "You look familiar? Can you get a discount?"
Brother Zhang immediately asked: "Can I get a discount?"
The manager was frightened and everyone on the spot said: "Holy Master, please stop joking, who has ever heard of having to pay for a meal at your own home..."
Miss Succubus raised her head: "Ah?"
Brother Zhang spread his hands: "It's... Huniu's restaurant, one of my subordinates."
"Ah?" Miss Succubus was stunned for a moment: "Aren't you a teacher?"