When Miss Succubus went home at night, she wrote a summary, that is, the man she could never figure out might be a hidden domineering president.
The bossy may not be that bossy, but the president must be the president.
Today she was ready to spend a lot of money to treat someone to a top restaurant in GZ City. The per capita consumption of the set meal was 399, and the extra set meal cost thousands of yuan. But when she got there, she saw that it was her family's property.
Normally, she would go out to have dinner with some loyal lickers, but whether it was a restaurant known as Sengkang or a star in the Greater Bay Area, when had she ever seen the general manager come over personally to serve tea and water?
Open the bottle of wine. It is said that Miss Succubus has some knowledge, but she has no idea how much the bottle of wine costs. Anyway, she went home and checked it out. A bottle that is not as old as it has to be auctioned. I drank it at night.
That bottle is probably only seen in the collecting world.
But the domineering president doesn’t drink alcohol. After he drank half the bottle, he asked me to take back the remaining half bottle. This makes me feel generous just thinking about it. And he usually doesn’t look good, from beginning to end.
They don't have any characteristics of rich people, but their pickiness when eating makes people stunned.
The 1888 piece of Buddha Jumps Over the Wall only took two bites, one mouthful of soup and one mouthful of ingredients, and then stopped moving chopsticks. The 899 piece of abalone only took one bite, and then started drinking water.
If Miss Succubus hadn't wanted to order some cheeks, she would have just brought the plate over and said, "If you don't want to eat it, I'll eat it." When she finally saw the waiter taking away the plate, Miss Succubus was heartbroken.
Although she is a succubus and not a human being, she has grown up in human society. In addition, she does not have any amazing abilities, and she has no worries about food and clothing. She only cares about dogs, which is a typical parasite pattern, so
She still takes money very seriously. It's a bit ugly to say that she is picky, but she is definitely a very economical person. But today she really saw what a real high-end person's lifestyle is.
Only the word "yearning" can be used to describe her current mentality and thoughts.
However, after guessing Brother Zhang's identity, she had some subtle ideas. As for his problems of not replying to any messages he sent and not being very communicative, naturally they were automatically ignored. After all, he was so awesome.
Approved, what kind of bike do you want?
As soon as Brother Zhang returned to the small restaurant, he saw a thunder dragon jumping towards him. Why was it jumping? It was because it was inconvenient to walk. After all, the poison of the succubus is not poison, but the longing for love.
"Tamader!" Brontosaurus sat down and pressed the gun, then asked eagerly: "Brother, save me!"
Brother Zhang scanned the Brontosaurus up and down, and then his expression became strange: "You don't want me to help you take drugs to heal your injuries, do you?"
"No, there's a picture, it's too disgusting." Thunder Dragon waved his hand and said: "How do you detoxify this thing? I asked the Mountain King, but he couldn't do anything... If you keep doing this, it will become necrotic."
Brother Zhang said oh, then pointed a finger on Brontosaurus's forehead: "Let me help you go back in time."
I saw a slight tap of his finger, and then waves appeared on Thunder Dragon's body. Then he immediately went back to the state three days ago. Thunder Dragon took a deep breath: "What did I do earlier..."
After saying that, he was a little frustrated. After all, he had known it could be solved so easily, so why did he endure it for so long? Although this thing is really powerful, there are some things... it's not enough.
But he didn't blame Brother Zhang. After all, who kept him from opening his mouth? A man who has to be strong in his life would not be able to show weakness easily unless he really couldn't stand it anymore.
"Boss, have you been dating that succubus recently?" Brontosaurus took out his mobile phone: "The hotel sent me a written-off entertainment order, and you went to have a romantic meal for two with that succubus.
"
"She invited me to dinner." Brother Zhang took off his apron and put it around his neck. Although there were no guests, he was the boss here after all, so it was natural for him to wear work clothes here.
"Does the succubus have any influence on you? Does it feel like a monkey licking a toad?"
Speaking of this, Brother Zhang also has a very deep memory. He remembers watching Animal World or Man and Nature with Brontosaurus and others when he was a child. He said that monkeys would catch toads and lick them, and then lick them to get high.
stand up.
And after the appearance of Thunder Dragon, Brother Zhang also understood why those European gentlemen liked to catch succubus back then. It was nothing more than a monkey licking a toad.
"No, it doesn't work for me."
"That's such a pity." Thunder Dragon sighed: "To be honest, I'd rather she didn't feed me that cracking medicine, she would really be guilty..."
Thunder Dragon is really sad. As the righteous god of the Thunder Department, one of the first twelve spirits, and a high-ranking practitioner who flirted with Yun Zhongjun and Da Si Ming during the pre-Qin period, he was drunk by a low-level succubus.
Urine, although I know it is to save people, but it is also true that it hurts people's self-esteem.
"By the way, boss. Let me tell you, the succubus is a creature that is highly dependent on men. In other words, it is very pestering. This is instinct. If you find her annoying, the only way is to make her directly.
Drop it." The Brontosaurus said the most bloody words with a playful smile: "If you can't do it, just say something and I will help you."
Brother Zhang tilted his head and looked at Thunder Dragon, who also smiled arrogantly and looked like an evil killer.
"Hu Niu, if you are free during this period, please come over. Thunder Dragon may have a mental problem."
Seven minutes after sending the message to Huniu, Thunder Dragon had already been dragged away by Huniu's ears. When he finally found peace, little Brother Zhang raised his head and found Aji curled up sleeping on the sofa in the corner.
"He's back?" Brother Zhang asked Dahuang who was grinding his teeth on an oak tree next to him: "Did something happen?"
"One of his two generals who increased losses died and the other went crazy. He said he was going to cope with the disaster, but he can't accept the reality. He has been back for a while and sleeps here every day."
When encountering this kind of thing, Brother Zhang actually doesn't have any better solution. After all, robbery is something that they are quite interested in. Maybe everything will be solved in the next reincarnation.
As for why Chicken Brother is silent, it is actually not difficult to understand. After all, nine times out of ten, he is unsatisfied and can only communicate with others. This is the case for ordinary people, and extraordinary people cannot escape.
"By the way, let me ask for you. Succubi are classic hermaphrodite self-reproducing monsters. They have male characteristics before the age of seven, and after seven years of age they will uniformly become female." Dahuang raised his head and said: "They themselves have no
Any desire, because they feed on desire. Therefore, throughout their lives, they will continue to look for the opposite sex and use various methods to make the opposite sex desire them."
Although Rhubarb is usually lazy, greedy and has a bad temper, it is not just knowledgeable. As the God closest to the world among the Egyptian gods, it can often communicate directly with the dreams of the world. It says
The inquiry should be from the dream creatures in the world's dream. They basically understand it. After all, succubus is also a kind of dream creature. Similar ones include nightmares, dream-eating tapirs and the like. These gangs make their living in dreams.
There won't be much deviation in the habits of living creatures.
"I think it's okay." Brother Zhang lowered his head and sorted through the postcards that Mouse and Pony had found from the camels during this period: "I don't feel anything."
"That's you. If even a succubus can make you addicted, you are nothing but a guardian." Dahuang said disdainfully: "It's just a succubus."
"Hahaha..." Brother Zhang raised his head and laughed a few times: "But Assassus can pollute me temporarily."
"That has to be Assassus. But I'm quite curious about what will happen to you if you are contaminated." After thinking for a long time, Dahuang suddenly smiled and said, "It's hard to imagine."
"I will become a person who doesn't brush my teeth when I get up in the morning, loves to swear, chooses dead fish when shopping, and wears floral shirts." Brother Zhang reached out and rubbed Dahuang's head: "I tried."
"I'm sorry... you are really crazy. You dare to play this. You are really not afraid of the destruction of the world."
Brother Zhang put his hands on the table and didn't make a sound for a long time. Then he suddenly said with some disappointment: "No one noticed."
The surroundings suddenly became silent, and the air was filled with an atmosphere of sadness. Everyone understood it tacitly, and no one asked any more questions. They just frantically recalled the day when Brother Zhang wore a floral shirt.
Then he finally remembered that he had worn it once a long time ago, after he went to Azathoth, the god of blindness and ignorance. No one was surprised by this, and no one heard him say dirty words.
But buying dead fish seems to be real. Many customers complained that the fish didn’t taste as good as before...
And this is the result of him being contaminated by the oldest and most powerful indescribable thing, and even though no one has discovered it yet, even the person involved will feel a little disappointed when he thinks about it.
The topic ended here. No one talked about Miss Succubus or the indescribable thing. Everyone felt embarrassed because they didn't even notice such an obvious change in Brother Zhang...
The next morning, Brother Zhang rode a small electric donkey to work, and when he was waiting for a red light, he happened to park next to Miss Succubus' car. This lady drove a BMW, which was pretty good.
, when she saw Brother Zhang riding an electric bike, she couldn’t believe her eyes. So she quickly rolled down the window: “Here, here, here!”
Brother Zhang turned his head and glanced at her, then nodded to her calmly: "Morning."
"Hello, what a coincidence. Are you at work?"
"Um."
"What time do you get off work at noon? Let me pick you up for dinner. Yesterday my friend shared with me a particularly good small restaurant, the kind that is hidden away."
"No need." Brother Zhang shook his head: "It's too troublesome."
But how could Miss Succubus let go of such a good opportunity? She quickly climbed up the pole and said, "No, no, yesterday I was supposed to treat you, but it was you who invited us. This time we go to a small restaurant to eat, but you can't
Invite me again."
Brother Zhang was never very good at rejecting people, especially such trivial requests, so he reluctantly agreed: "Okay."
"Then I'll pick you up at half past eleven."
"good."
At eleven o'clock at noon, Miss Succubus couldn't help but send a message to Brother Zhang, saying that she had already set off and would call him when she arrived at the school gate.
And Brother Zhang simply replied with a good word.
Finally, they met at the school gate at 11:30. Although Miss Succubus was dressed simply, she seemed to exude charm in every detail. When Brother Zhang saw her, she
She was lying lazily on the car door wearing sunglasses. When she saw Brother Zhang, she immediately took off her sunglasses, then squinted her eyes against the sun and put her hands on her eyebrows.
Any other person would look like a monkey with this movement, but she looks so good-looking.
"Here, here!" Although she knew that the other party had seen her, she still waved her arms vigorously, showing a sense of surprise: "Come on, come on, I'm going to die from the heat."
Being good at using repeated words and a coquettish tone has always been a nuclear weapon against straight men. Maybe this is a green tea behavior among female peers, but to stinky men, she is clearly a good sister who is full of energy, gentle and cute, and charming.
!
There were two people beside Brother Zhang, both members of the passerby group. When they saw Miss Succubus's greeting, they immediately thought they were calling themselves, but before they could calm down, Miss Succubus
She had already gotten out of the car and walked happily to Brother Zhang with a very intimate gesture...the kind of gesture in which the body is leaned forward but the head is raised and looked up from below. This gesture looks very good.
It can greatly satisfy men's curiosity and desire to conquer.
Anyway, Miss Succubus is very good at it. She has no abilities, but she can catch a man to death.
Brother Zhang was invited into the car by her, while the remaining two members of the passerby group had their mouths open like light bulbs. They kept saying it for a long time but could not make a sound.
But Miss Succubus didn't care about these worthless goals. She took Brother Zhang and started the car. On the road, Brother Zhang saw that the surrounding environment was becoming more and more familiar. He suddenly realized that something was wrong.
…
"My best friend introduced me to this restaurant today. She said it was a restaurant hidden in a small alley and it was very good. She also said that the owner had appeared on TV and acted in movies, and he was very good."
Brother Zhang was silent for a long time, and finally asked: "You don't usually go online, right?"
He always thought that he was an Internet celebrity, and he had not changed in any form since he was 21 years old. In theory, he should be very easy to recognize. Some students in the school recognized him.
Yes, he was the owner of a very popular Internet celebrity store at the time.
But he didn't expect that the succubus lady didn't recognize him at all...
"Internet cafe? I won't go there. I don't like too noisy environments. It's troublesome when there are too many people. What's wrong? Are you asking this all of a sudden?"
Brother Zhang hummed: "It's nothing."
The car was still driving forward until it reached the entrance of Chang'an Lane. Miss Succubus slowly parked the car according to the navigation prompts, then happily got out of the car and took Brother Zhang inside.
"I'm telling you, I was told about all the signature dishes there. When we go over there, we'll order the signature braised pork, the sizzling squid, and their fried rice, which is said to be super delicious. But
My best friend said that the best thing here is the various octopus dishes, and you can’t get that taste anywhere else.”
"hehe……"
Brother Zhang didn't know what to say other than smiling dryly, and Miss Succubus didn't pay much attention to it. She just felt that since he was the president of such a big hotel, she would definitely despise this small restaurant, but she carefully selected it.
Yes, 99% of the reviews here are negative. The only negative review is because I think this place is too difficult to find...
Wait a minute to shock him! Make him look at you with admiration!
