Nian Nian is super fierce. This is what Brother Zhang is forcing her to ask. If it were anyone else, she would probably start cannibalizing now.
This cannibal is not an adjective but a phrase with a verb-object structure.
And falling in love with Nian Nian is definitely not possible now. Firstly, Nian Nian is only thirteen years old now and is in his early childhood. Secondly, because falling in love inevitably leads to conflicts, it is normal to quarrel and quarrel.
If it were anyone else, the quarrel would have been overwhelming but would have affected the study, but the quarrel with Nian Nian might have affected the social order, because she is a ferocious beast. You know, she is the one who celebrates the New Year, and she is the one who celebrates the New Year's Eve. It's conceivable.
You know how ferocious she must be. The adult Nian beast is the top ferocious beast in the world of mountains and seas, and is almost invincible in the human world. But even if the juvenile Nian beast eats people, it is just like playing. If she loses her mind in a quarrel, it will be terrible.
It's a big deal. Brother Zhang can't monitor him 24 hours a day.
Therefore, even if the demon clan allows intermarriage with humans, it is definitely not included in every year.
But that’s the problem. How can a girl not be good at cherishing youth? This little brat has grown up in the human world, so naturally it’s not special, so it’s normal to fall in love.
"Then do you know that if you lose control, your little boyfriend will die? How will you face yourself after you wake up?"
Brother Zhang sat there and taught Nian Nian seriously, while Nian Nian sat there with his head lowered and shedding tears, looking extremely aggrieved.
"You are a Nian beast, not a human. Even if I can turn you into a human completely, I can't do it until you are eighteen years old and can make your own choice. Do you understand what I mean?"
Brother Zhang is rarely so fierce, but there is really no way. The little brat is too troublesome. There is no way for him to turn Nian Nian into a human, but the price of becoming a human is too high. Compared with Nian Nian,
For creatures that are almost at the top of the world pyramid, turning into a human is actually equivalent to turning a person into a chicken. His abilities and lifespan are directly reduced. In theory, there is no reason to turn into a human every year.
Therefore, Brother Zhang gave her the limit of eighteen years old. She has her own right to choose when she is eighteen years old in the human world. Only then is she allowed to choose to stay in the Nian beast form or become a human.
It's definitely not possible now. It's unacceptable that the little Nian Beast, who is not fully minded, wants to become a human because of a love that is destined to be fruitless.
"Are you going shopping with him tomorrow?"
After Brother Zhang asked, Nian Nian remained silent. Seeing her like that, he obviously couldn't bear to part with her.
"say!"
As Brother Zhang shouted, Nian Nian shivered, obviously frightened. At this time, on the glass door of the backyard, the faces of Xu Wei and the two waiters were squeezed and deformed.
There is also a big yellow on Xu Wei's head, which looks like a sneaky dog.
She refused to speak every year and just cried louder and louder. Some people thought she had been beaten. At this time, the dog sister slowly stood up from the nest and squatted in front of them. The dog boss also
It poked its head out from a short distance away. Looking at Nian Nian, it silently retracted its head, not daring to come forward at all.
Sister Gou watched for a while, then suddenly transformed into a human form, tiptoed back to the room, picked up the phone she hadn't used for a long time, and secretly sent messages to both Jin Mei and Zhang Yao.
"What's going on here?"
Jin Mei rushed over immediately. Seeing Nian Nian's appearance and Xiao Zhang's expression, she immediately stepped forward and hugged Nian Nian: "What did she do?"
"Ask her yourself."
At this time, Zhang Yao also hurried over without even changing into her work clothes. When she saw them, she immediately knew that Nian Nian was caught in a relationship and was being punished.
"Okay, you go and take a rest first."
Zhang Yao quickly stepped forward and pushed Brother Zhang, then coaxed and coaxed him into the front hall.
After he left, Jin Mei curiously asked about the situation. Zhang Yao briefly explained what had happened. Jin Mei scratched her head. Although she didn't say a word, it could be seen from her wise eyes at the moment,
She also knows nothing about this matter.
"Ah?" Jin Mei made a sound of soul thinking.
"Ah?" Zhang Yao said there was something hard to understand about this.
"Ah?" Jin Mei felt that this was really incomprehensible.
"Ah?" Zhang Yao said, is there anything incomprehensible about this?
At this point, Zhang Yao discovered that it seems to have become a law that the higher the ability of these people, the lower the emotional intelligence. In the novel, those things in the novel where the emperor of heaven descends to earth just to find an average-looking girl to fall in love with will never fucking happen in reality.
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They are all great at fighting, but when it comes to dating, they are like a group of mentally retarded people. The reason why Brother Zhang is angry is that he eats people every year, which affects her normal life, while Jin Mei is confused
The reason is because it only feeds a few people, so what’s the big deal?
But whether they are angry or confused, the reasons are ridiculous. The problem here is not whether cannibalism or not? It is about falling in love. It is a problem of puppy love. Solving the problem of puppy love will naturally solve the problem of cannibalism.
, If you don’t solve puppy love, today there will be a boy with an electric car and tomorrow there will be a bicycle prince. If you eat a baby, there will be people who will come after you. There will be an infinite number of children and grandchildren. Therefore, to solve this problem, the core is to solve the longing for the opposite sex in the heart every year.
Curiosity about emotions.
In the final analysis, is this not because Brother Zhang did not solve the sex education problem for her when she was younger? Is there any confusion in this?
Oh...yes, Brother Zhang himself has not solved this problem. He expects a desireless person to teach sex education classes to his children. Isn't this like asking a woman who has been divorced 18 times to become an expert on emotional topics on the radio?
Zhang Yao suddenly felt a headache at this moment. She wanted to open her mouth but had no way to say anything, because she was not talented and she had no relevant content. She was abandoned by her family and exiled because of her yin and yang eyes since she was a child. She became a genius inventor at the age of fourteen and became a genius inventor at the age of ten.
She became a top figure in her field at the age of nine, independently founded her own application laboratory at the age of twenty-four, and led the world in the field of occult science at the age of thirty. There is indeed no love affair here, although everyone knows that she has a crush on Uncle Zhang next door, but
The problem is that secret love is not an experience, and she can't tell anyone about it.
Looking back at the group of three people and one cat behind the glass door, Dahuang... there is nothing to say, they are just stupid and sad. The remaining few, Xu Wei, who was 22 years old and fell in love online, was almost cut into pieces and sacrificed to heaven, and then
She has been binding spirits in this three-thirds of an acre of land. From the time she appeared in the small restaurant to now, the farthest place is back to her hometown to deal with her grandmother's funeral. It is impossible to fall in love, even in this life.
Moon Goddess Xiaohei is good-looking, elegant but miserable. She has lived for so many years, but she is a famous virgin goddess in their system. Listen to this title - virgin goddess. All her love experiences come from the female porn tyrants she usually reads.
The novels in general are all strange books like "Woman, don't you like the scenery? I contracted a hundred thousand acres of orchard for you."
Coral Moon, who claims to be a charming vixen who confuses thousands of boys, has never dared to talk to people of the opposite sex she doesn’t know. She was expelled from the country for stealing the tribute of the clan leader. The congenital stupid king Huangpizi Liuliyue’s
My younger sister looks harmless and naturally weak, but she likes to read sadomasochism and deviant romance novels. My favorite is the perverted movie where the male lead turns the male lead into a mattress and masturbates on the mattress every night, and even
He also became a VIP member of a perverted website on the Internet, and could watch all the perverted underground movies for free. He could not even use the radio, so he taught himself Japanese in order to read perverted novels.
These people must not be able to count on it, but it is so sad to see that every year is crying, and if it is not handled well, today every year may be beaten by Brother Zhang, and girls really get beaten when they reach the rebellious stage.
That doesn't look good and it's hard to say.
But now there is no way to glare at Jin Mei who knows nothing about it. Zhang Yao sits there and thinks hard, just thinking about how to solve this emotional problem every year.
Zhang Yao is a genius inventor. Her mind works very fast and her inspiration comes very violently. Suddenly, without any warning, a person, a woman, appears in her mind. This person is the person who calls herself Xiaomeibao.
The fairy succubus lady, she doesn’t have any dick abilities, but she is really talented at playing with men. She has dealt with men ranging from a thousand to eight hundred since she was a child. Wouldn’t it be wonderful to find her as a teacher for every year?
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Fortunately, Zhang Yao left her phone number when she was playing at the farm a few days ago. Wouldn't it be useful now? So she quickly called Miss Succubus, but at this moment, Miss Succubus was already exhausted and collapsed on the bed.
, I was a little confused when I answered the phone.
After learning about Zhang Yao's request, Miss Succubus was very helpless and regretful. She said that she had to sell her products during this period and couldn't get away. Zhang Yao immediately said after hearing this: "Well, you can take some time off to teach."
Teach your children, I will help you market your product to ensure it quickly gains popularity."
Although Miss Succubus somewhat distrusted her, after all, Nian Nian was the little princess of the Zhang family, so she couldn't refuse too much, so she reluctantly agreed. From that day on, everyone on the black market asked Zhang Yao to buy arms.
Buyers will be forced to buy twenty boxes of small cookies and bread. Although the buyers are confused, in a transaction worth tens of millions, they will be bundled with something worth a few hundred dollars.
They didn't care too much... and Miss Succubus's buns were quietly pushed to the four oceans and five continents. Some of the buyers bought more, and there was a container of buns in one shipment.
Therefore, the benefits that many underground organizations will distribute to their subordinates in the next few months or even years will mostly consist of various small biscuits and meal packages. The scene of some organizations receiving bread every month is no different from the domestic guilds distributing benefits during festivals.
But I really didn't expect that just because of this move, Miss Succubus's small meal bags quickly opened up the European and American markets in just a few months and became one of the best-selling brands.
But now Miss Succubus still doesn't know that she is about to become the king of small meal kits. The next day he came here with the pain of the small meal kits being unsaleable and met Zhang Yao.
She first understood the situation with Zhang Yao, and then when she heard that she might be beaten every year, Miss Succubus was shocked: "Ah? Will he also lose his temper? I thought he wouldn't be angry."
"Now go over and try to slap him."
"Am I sick?"
Zhang Yao pulled her to sit down, and then gave a general description of Nian Nian's problems to Miss Succubus. After listening to this, Miss Succubus didn't think there was anything wrong. Instead, she looked normal: "This is too normal.
Girls are like this when they reach this age. If they don't have a particularly strong heart, they will be easily attracted."
"A strong heart?"
"Well, it's just education since childhood. Look at me, I'm a succubus. My family has taught me since I was a child that men are just our food and nothing else has any effect at all. Don't be emotional towards men, otherwise you will be hurt.
, and may even die." Miss Succubus said softly: "So I have always regarded men as a reserve food. I have been chased by many people since adolescence, but you will definitely not fall in love with Mexican chicken tacos, right?
This is concept and education.”
"I don't know if I have ever been chased, maybe I have, but at that time I was addicted to the ocean of applied physics and couldn't extricate myself." Zhang Yao suddenly sighed: "Actually, looking back now, my youth is really a blank."
"It's good to be blank. Women still have to have their own careers. The reason why succubi have been miserable for so many years is because our tribe only serves men as parasites. How many parasites can end well?" said succubus.
The young lady leaned there and curled her lips and said: "Look at you, how many people are envious of your current achievements. What kind of bad man can you get if you want?"
"Actually, I'm not interested anymore. How can a man be interested in a mecha?"
"Okay, there's no point in talking about this. Where is the kid? I'm going to teach her how to deal with these brats."
Miss Succubus has ten thousand ways to deal with men. As long as she leaves a little room for Nian Nian, she doesn't have to worry about anything. She chatted with Nian Nian who was imprisoned all morning, from the little boy in adolescence to the later one.
We chatted with all kinds of big brothers and old men in society, and Nian Nian's curiosity was fully satisfied today.
Miss Succubus said that she had more than fifty licking dogs when she was in junior high school, but licking dogs are just dog lickings. Her daily life of worry-free food and clothing is contributed by the licking dogs, which makes her envious every year.
When Nian asked her how she did it, Miss Succubus gave her four words: "hard-hearted".
As long as you master these four words, and then write scumbag copywriting every day, and seal your heart with cement every day, it will be enough to stand out from the crowd. Miss Succubus also said, "You don't need to think about people who are greedy for you.
Only those who are not greedy need to try, because only men who are not greedy for you can make you better. When you are good enough, you can slowly pursue the next level."
Although Miss Succubus herself is still a little trash, her words have made the super-advanced monster Nian Nian look up to her as a model, and she has developed an almost blind worship of the little thing in front of her that she eats eight at a time.
In the end, Miss Succubus decided to let Nian Nian give it a try and repair those ignorant little bastards. Nian Nian was eager to try it after listening to it.