Brother Zhang is really angry with Nian Nian, but what can he do? Girls at this age are destined to have no peace, but now the Women's Gang prohibits him from intervening in managing the issue of puppy love every year, on the grounds that he can't do anything.
If you don't understand, it won't help you.
"There's no point in worrying about those things. The girl will definitely go through this when she gets old. She's not a pet. Are you still going to sterilize her?"
Thunder Dragon was sitting there watching the female anchor practicing yoga live and said to Brother Zhang: "If you ask me, you should just let go and let those old ladies get it. They are idle anyway. These ladies are powerful.
It’s here.”
Brother Zhang leaned there and didn't answer directly. He just said: "I have limited my ability to the same level as you."
"Very good." Thunder Dragon nodded: "Just like me."
Having said that, Thunder Dragon is indeed a little unconvinced. He has tried various cheating methods, but none of them allowed his ability to show one more grid on the counter. Zhang Yao said that according to the one inside
Calculated in terms of large resistance, each small bulb going up is equivalent to 120% of the current level, and the energy difference between the two large bulbs is six times.
Although combat skills and equipment can make up for part of this, if the difference is more than two big lamps, it will be an irreconcilable gap. With Jin Mei’s more than forty lamps, I am afraid that only the Great Sun Tathagata of Black Spirit Mountain can keep up.
She showed off her fighting ability.
But fortunately, what Thunder Dragon is best at is showing off. Even if he is completely dissatisfied, he will show off. He can even comfort himself by saying that he has not returned to his original soul, so this index measurement is inaccurate.
, it’s not that sad anyway.
"Boss, do you want to have a rest today?"
"Um."
"Let's go, do you want to take you to play video games?"
"go."
Brother Zhang hadn't been to an arcade arcade for a long time. He followed Thunder Dragon to the local arcade arcade. The two of them played King of Fighters 97 inside. But who would have thought that the seemingly clumsy Brother Zhang was actually a top player, not to mention Thunder.
Even the veterans who had been occupying this machine for many years were casually beaten to pieces by him.
Soon their machine was surrounded by people. Brother Zhang kept sitting there with an expressionless face and rubbing the joystick, while the people opposite him in the ring changed one after another.
"I still don't believe it."
After a boy was perfected by Brother Zhang for the seventh time, he felt that his position was challenged, so he bought a basket of coins and sat there to prepare for a protracted war.
"Boss, you are too fierce. I have never seen you play like this. Why are you so powerful?"
Thunder Dragon watched behind him for a long time, and felt that Brother Zhang's level was more than enough for playing games. You must know that Thunder Dragon's reaction speed is far faster than ordinary people, but just now he was used by Brother Zhang with various methods.
The character was tortured to the point of vomiting blood, especially when Brother Zhang used Dongzhang, the Thunder Dragon could not get up from the ground the whole time.
"If it were someone else, how could you connect to me inside? I'll connect to you later in the back alley. How can you play games like this?"
Seeing Brother Zhang once again beat the opponent to one-three with an expressionless expression, Thunder Dragon shook his head helplessly and said to the brother opposite: "Don't fight, don't fight, he is just a ruthless shoveling machine."
But the big brother opposite just pushed the coin forward. He sat there with his eyes red, his chest rising and falling and said: "You are too good at this, aren't you? How did you practice?"
Brother Zhang turned his head and glanced at him with a smile. Although he said nothing, the joy in his eyes was very obvious. None of them knew that there was a device like this in Brother Zhang's room, and it had been used for nearly twenty years.
On days when he needs sleep, Brother Zhang has already mastered almost all fighting games. He has played King of Fighters for almost 3,000 hours. Ask him how he practices, and there is no other way.
You are familiar with it.
Of course, now that everyone is an adult, there won’t be any conflict over the outcome of a game. The two parties simply exchanged their thoughts and then parted ways.
And just when Thunder Dragon and Brother Zhang were going to shoot zombies with light guns, they suddenly heard a shout of joy coming from the doll-catching area. Brother Zhang thought it sounded familiar and turned his head to take a look, and then he saw it.
The succubus lady was clapping her hands and shouting "Great."
Miss Succubus wore a white furry dress today and looked very cute. Next to her stood Nian Nian and a little boy. It was the little brat who was almost killed by Xingju yesterday. He is now concentrating on
When grabbing the doll, his hands would tremble every time Miss Succubus cheered, and he would glance at Miss Succubus from time to time, even ignoring Nian Nian who was right next to him.
As a former victim of the succubus poison, Thunder Dragon certainly knows how powerful this thing is. Let alone touching it, ordinary people will find it difficult to control themselves even if they smell the body odor of the succubus. This is why Ms. Succubus is so powerful.
The reason why she wears long sleeves all year round, and now that she is so close to this boy, it is estimated that this young boy is no longer as simple as a pillar of strength, and 80% of his crotch is already a mess.
Of course, knowledgeable people know that this is not his fault at all. No normal male can stand up to a succubus. It is a legendary creature that can make men lose their ability to control themselves. But the problem is that Nian Nian is right next to him and is being raped by his own "male".
Thunder Dragon has not experienced the feeling of being ignored by "friends", but after a little bit of the little girl's thoughts, Thunder Dragon concludes that Nian Nian's mentality must be almost broken now, and the score for this little boy has dropped to 80%.
passed the passing mark.
As expected of Miss Succubus, collapse therapy does work sometimes.
"Let's go over and have a look."
Brother Zhang tapped his finger on the Thunder Dragon's forehead, and the Thunder Dragon immediately turned into a girl's appearance, and even his clothes changed into a girl's style, and this change did not even attract the attention of the people around him.
"Oh???" Thunder Dragon patted his chest in surprise and turned into an emoticon: "Oh... Concept-level abilities are awesome."
Brother Zhang didn't answer, he just patted himself with his hand, and he changed into another person. No one could tell that he was Brother Zhang.
Thunder Dragon glanced at him and took his hand: "Boss, to be honest, it's not impossible for me to be like this."
Brother Zhang didn't even look at him, he just pulled the Brontosaurus' hand away and walked to the area where he was grabbing the doll with a look of disgust on his face.
There are already a lot of people in this place, most of them are men. After all, wherever Miss Succubus is, men will gather together. Animal instinct is inevitable. She doesn't even need any particularly flirtatious moves to make people's blood flow.
open.
There were always people around who wanted to take advantage of the crowds, but Miss Succubus kept adjusting her backpack as if she had eyes behind her, blocking all the attempts.
But suddenly she still felt her waist being pinched. Miss Succubus frowned and turned her head, only to find that an unknown beautiful girl was smiling evilly at her, and she could actually look at a very beautiful girl's face.
I saw something obscene on the Internet...
On the contrary, the man next to this girl had eyes as cold as ice, looking at her almost emotionlessly. She had only seen this look on one person and no one else.
So Miss Succubus thought for a few seconds, then leaned back, almost her whole body buried in the arms of the young man behind her, and then pretended to hold the young man's hand casually.
When she looked up again, she found that the expression of the man behind her had not changed at all, and he didn't even dodge his eyes at all.
"Brother Zhang?"
"Huh?" Thunder Dragon was stunned: "You can detect even the rule-level changes?"
His voice was very small, and he disappeared into the noisy crowd almost instantly. Although Nian Nian was keen, he didn't pay attention to the changes here because he was angry the whole time.
"Of course, I am too familiar with his look. No man can maintain this look after touching me." Miss Succubus said with some resentment, "Except for me, Brother Zhang."
And Xiao Zhang behind her just slowly lowered his eyelids and said from his nostrils: "Yeah."
"Look! That's the attitude." Miss Succubus said to the Brontosaurus next to her: "This is not him. I wiped the floor with my tongue on the spot."
Thunder Dragon smiled dryly at the side. After all, he is the boss...it is normal to be a little strange. Gentleness is gentleness, but ruthlessness is also truly ruthless.
Brother Zhang didn't care about Miss Succubus, he just kept staring at the young man next to her Nian Nian. He remembered that Nian Nian had a date today, but judging from the current situation, Nian Nian's date was theoretically
It has been destroyed, after all, there is a succubus in the mix.
"Cooperate with me." Miss Succubus whispered, and then suddenly raised her voice: "Ah, why are you here?"
At this time, both Nian Nian and the young man turned their heads. Nian Nian was okay when she saw Brother Zhang, but when she saw the Thunder Dragon, there was confusion in her eyes. She started to take a few steps back and leaned towards the Thunder Dragon.
The young lady started to smell it.
The action is not very elegant, but if she discovers anything at this time, the Thunder Dragon will be eaten. Because this action is a vigilance test of the Nian beast, in other words, it means that it is about to start hunting.
"Go away!" Brontosaurus pushed her head: "That bitch wants to eat me!"
Nian Nian's pupils suddenly turned into vertical bars, and her four canine teeth began to grow longer. At this time, Brother Zhang stepped forward and covered her mouth, blocking her changes with his body. When he and Nian Nian
When they started to look at each other, Nian Nian's overwhelming emotions gradually began to calm down, and then slowly returned to their normal state.
Soon after, a man in a sweatshirt rolled over to them. He pointed upward with one hand, and many copper coins popped out of his body. These coins gathered together to form a copper coin sword. He
He pointed the magical weapon at Miss Succubus: "You monster, how dare you cause trouble to the world!"
This was good, Nian Nian, who had just been suppressed, suddenly broke out of Brother Zhang's sight, jumped out with a bow, and his body swelled up with the wind, turning into the Nian beast itself and confronting the little Taoist priest.
All the anger she had spent all morning poured out at this moment. Her red eyes meant that the Nian beast was completely out of control. Her claws lightly scratched the ground, creating a deep ravine. In an instant, the entire mall was in chaos, including Nian Nian.
The little boyfriend was so pissed that he ran away after seeing this scene.
"Monster, look at the sword!"
The little Taoist priest held a bronze sword and went to poke Nian Nian, but if that crap thing could poke Nian Nian, wouldn't her cry of Nian Nian be in vain? She only heard a ding sound, and the money sword broke inch by inch, and Nian Nian also followed the trend.
Claws swung out.
In the midst of lightning and flint, the little Taoist priest tried to block it with his left arm, but Nian Nian had lost his mind at this moment. If this claw was real, this person would have to report to the bridge even if he was a cat with nine lives.
But the expected impact did not come at the next moment. The little Taoist priest looked up and saw a tall man standing in front of him. He blocked the impact of the monster on the opposite side with only one hand. Then he saw him squeezing the huge claw.
With a forceful turn, the huge creature was knocked over by him and lay on the ground struggling.
"Wow……"
The little Taoist priest shouted in surprise, and at this time Thunder Dragon stepped forward, grabbed the collar of the little Taoist's clothes and dragged him out. After reaching a safe place, Thunder Dragon put his hands together and locked the five electric locks immediately.
Nian Nian's limbs and tail were dead, and no matter how hard it struggled, it was of no avail.
"Wow..." The little Taoist priest was stunned again.
But at this time, the handsome guy who had helped him resist the attack stepped forward and put a finger on the monster's forehead, and then he and the monster disappeared at the same time without a trace.
"Wow……"
The little Taoist priest was extremely surprised. In just a few breaths, he actually saw the Five Thunder Binding Immortal and the unnamed but extremely advanced transporting technique.
"Boy, let's see if you can be your opponent next time you slay demons." Thunder Dragon knelt down and patted the little Taoist priest's chest: "You are a little three-legged cat, even giving her a snack is not enough."
"Huh?" Thunder Dragon patted the little Taoist priest's chest again: "Why do you have Naizi?"
The little Taoist priest also looked at the big sister in front of him strangely: "I am a woman, isn't it normal to have that?"
Brontosaurus scratched his chin: "I thought you were a boy of fourteen or fifteen years old."
"I'm twenty-four!" The little Taoist priest murmured as he bent down and started to pick up his copper coin sword: "I just want to catch that bewitching monster. Who knew I would meet such a big guy."
The succubus lady behind the thunder dragon pointed at herself and asked in shock: "You said I am the monster who confuses people's hearts?"
The little Taoist priest glanced at Miss Thunder Dragon and then at Miss Succubus: "Fellow Taoist, is this your spiritual pet? Maybe I made a mistake."
"Spiritual pet?" Miss Succubus was so angry that she exploded: "When did I become a spiritual pet? Do I have an ID card?"
But at this time, a flying sword came from far away and came closer, with a whistling sound piercing the air. Then the sword struck and someone arrived, and it turned out that it was Yu Heng who had arrived.
"You guys are too slow." Brontosaurus raised his head and glanced at him: "How many minutes has it been? You managed to get there within three minutes?"
Yu Heng was suddenly taught a lesson by an unknown elder sister. He looked at his watch in confusion: "Two minutes and seventeen seconds, no...who are you? Where are the things?"
Thunder Dragon waved his arm and pointed at the little Taoist priest next to him: "Come on, you don't believe me now. Take her back first. This kid is responsible for what happened today. Then let the aftermath team come over to deal with the problem. There are three people here."
Return to normal within hours.”
The little Taoist priest standing next to him looked confused: "Ah? What's wrong?"
"What's wrong?" Thunder Dragon touched the little Taoist priest's head: "You are going to take the blame."