Chapter 454: Don’t compete with funny characters in combat power
"Dear viewers, you haven't seen me for a few days. Do you miss me a lot? I can't help it. I have been investigating the distribution of regional power in this useless place for the past few days. The signal here is not good and bad.
, I really have no intention of being on camera. But the situation here will soon become clear, and the subsequent plot is guaranteed to be exciting."
Long Danchen was recording a video on his mobile phone, and behind him, just separated by a wall, two forces were clashing. The AK47 fired until sparks were fired, and stray bullets flew over their heads from time to time.
"What are you doing?" Huahua sat there holding an umbrella and curiously looked at Long Danchen's mentally retarded operation: "Are you still recording videos at this time?"
"I have tens of thousands of fans on my short video platform, and I have to give them some explanation." He turned off his phone as he spoke, and then took a look with his head slightly: "If these two companies start to fight, can we get into one?"
Game?"
"Just do whatever you want, it's up to you."
"Okay, contact our allies and get ready to work tonight. I asked Xiao Song to prepare a new identity for us. You are a Japanese-Chinese, the eldest lady of Arasaka Company, and I am a Chinese-American, from Wayne Group.
Heir."
"Are you okay? Hey, let me ask you, are you okay?"
"Just kidding." Long Danchen took out two pieces of paper: "Remember, don't get confused about your identity. We are the negotiators of Donglai Zhongzhi Group. Your real name is Ankers Li, and my name is Long Danchen.
"
"Why do I have such a name?"
"Then you can use your own name."
Huahua thought for a while: "Then let's call her Ankes Li."
Long Danchen smiled, then picked up a stone with one hand. The stone slowly turned into a grenade in his hand. Then he took off the ring of the grenade and threw it towards the scene of the fight.
Then there was a loud noise accompanied by a small mushroom cloud. Long Danchen hurriedly hid under Huahua's umbrella. The strong shock wave overturned the ground around them, and even the wall that was protecting them was destroyed.
It was shattered, and the scene was completely silent after the explosion. Only a girl holding an umbrella and the dog man who forced herself to get together with the girl were left.
"This umbrella of yours is really nice. Lend it to me next time."
Huahua sneered, put away her umbrella and threw it at Long Danchen: "Take it."
Long Danchen stretched out his hand to catch it, and then his whole body was crushed by the weight of the umbrella. No matter what tricks he used, he could not get out from under the umbrella, just like a smelly monkey trapped under the Five Elements Mountain.
of.
"Hey hey hey, is this Thor's hammer?"
Huahua chuckled and stretched out her hand, and the umbrella automatically returned to her hand: "Thor's hammer is nothing. Go back and clean it up quickly. You have to lie to people at night."
"Come on, come on." Long Danchen quickly followed, putting a hand on Huahua's shoulder with a lewd smile: "Tell me the truth, how many things have you hidden? Let me see how you look.
She doesn’t look like an ordinary girl.”
"Come on, you didn't pay attention to me when you praised the little snake a few days ago."
"That's different. It's just polite to outsiders. It's pointless for us to hide. Are you not wearing a bra today? Where's the strap?"
Huahua put her elbow on Long Danchen's chest: "Stop playing sexual harassment and get out!"
"No, I'm just asking, asking. Isn't this just a sign of good luck?"
"Damn it, that's called a magic bra!" Huahua said angrily: "If you don't leave, I'll put you in a frying pan."
Long Danchen followed them flatteringly, and right behind them, a woman in black clothes came to the place where they left just now, took a look at the mess in front of them, then looked at the backs of the two of them as they left, and then
He took a few steps back and disappeared into the dense jungle.
"Does she think we didn't find her?"
"Absolutely, otherwise I wouldn't feel so cool."
"Hahahaha." Long Danchen looked back and said: "This is the effect we want. Let's go find our allies. It's time for them to appear."
At this moment, on a certain highway in China, a seemingly ordinary minibus was rushing to the city. Four people were sitting in the car. It was the four people who were on the mission this time. They were going to
Go to a newly opened shopping mall as a temporary security guard.
The owner of this shopping mall was very generous and reached a business deal with the security company for a commission of one million a month, so today the four people went there and started working.
Four security guards pay one million a month. As long as you are not stupid, you will know what the situation is. But after all, this shopping mall has invested nearly two billion. If you are reluctant to part with this small amount of money, it will not just be a small gain but a big loss in the end.
And among these four security guards there is a little Taoist priest.
This was her first mission, and she knew nothing about the process. When they were in the car, the deputy supervisor told them about the general situation, that all kinds of strange things would happen in this mall since its trial opening, which was also because of these
The incident resulted in the mysterious death or disappearance of several security guards. The purpose of their trip was to investigate and solve the problem. The mission lasted three months, because the mall would officially open in three months, and there was no time to delay.
The four of them were all assigned relevant tasks. The other three were relatively normal, just regular searches and investigations. When it was the little Taoist's turn, the deputy supervisor gave her a work plan, which was to go to the duty room of the mall every night.
During the day, you can go back to the hotel arranged by Party A to rest.
The little Taoist still didn't quite understand. After all, the deputy director said that the daily travel expenses for the four of them were five thousand yuan. If five thousand yuan was just to sleep in the duty room, she felt that the money was a bit unconscionable...
However, the deputy supervisor didn't explain much to her, and just asked her to implement it according to the work plan, and the rest was left to her to play by ear.
When they got to the place, they saw the shopping mall as soon as they got off the car. From the outside, it looked like an ordinary shopping mall. There were advertisements for investment outside. Because the sun was shining outside, but there were no lights on inside, it looked dark.
It was dark, with only a few people in security uniforms sitting at the door chatting.
At this time, the deputy director made a call, and soon a car parked next to them. Then two middle-aged people who looked very rich got out. One of them came up and directly reached out to hold the deputy director's hand and said
: "You are here now, and I will bother you with the rest. So I will treat you to a simple meal first, so don't refuse."
As soon as she mentioned eating, the little Taoist became excited. She looked at the deputy director with expectation. Fortunately, the deputy director also happened to see her look. In desperation, she could only sigh and said: "Then
Sorry, Mr. Wu."
"You're welcome."
And he said it was a casual meal, but in fact it was the biggest and best restaurant in the area. After all, he knew very well who was coming this time. This was a truly professional team, much better than the two-person restaurant he hired outside.
I don't know how strong Lipot is.
Looking at a large table of dishes, the deputy manager didn't move his chopsticks very much. Several other colleagues also took a few bites, but the little Taoist priest just put the cut grass down like he was playing Dynasty Warriors. The boss saw how she was eating.
He didn't say anything, just smiled slightly and looked at the deputy director.
The deputy manager nodded clearly, leaned into Mr. Wu's ear and said, "She is the one who keeps us at the bottom of the box."
Upon hearing this, Mr. Wu immediately became happy, and then ordered another table of dishes, fearing that the little Taoist priest would not be full. And this little girl also took the order very ably, and ate the sea cucumber alone for twelve people.
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After eating and drinking, they entered the scheduled work place. In the dark shopping mall hall, Mr. Wu retired from his secretary, and then said: "This place is not stable at night, and we can't count on surveillance."
, I tried to pretend it several times but it broke down, and several people who hired me were harmed. I lost millions just in compensation."
The deputy director looked back and forth and nodded: "Okay, my people will be stationed here for three months, and they will definitely solve the problem for you within three months."
"Thank you very much."
They were standing in the middle of talking, and suddenly there was a burst of laughter from the depths of the empty shopping mall. It sounded like a man but not a woman. The little Taoist raised his head and turned his palms to take out the talisman paper, but was stopped by the deputy.
The supervisor pressed back calmly.
"Mr. Wu, why don't you go back first and leave the rest to us."
"Thank you then."
After the boss left, the deputy director called the four of them to the security room for a small meeting. While they were having the meeting, a pale human face was pasted on the glass of the security room, with wide-open eyes.
, the black eyeballs are very small and the white eyeballs are very big, and they are also covered with bloodshot eyes, and all the teeth in the mouth are missing. They are just like black holes, which look very oozing.
Everyone saw it, but the deputy director walked over and pulled the curtains before continuing the meeting.
"This time you have to work for three months no matter what. The first thing is to give..."
Before he finished speaking, he saw the pale face seeping in through the window. The deputy manager clicked his tongue impatiently, stretched out his hand, pinched the face and pulled it in: "If you like to hear this,
Right! Just stand still!"
After saying that, he opened seals with both hands and locked Na Ah Piao to the wall: "If you can't write a summary after listening to it, I will let you drink rooster blood for three months."
The security room was suddenly filled with cheerful laughter.
"Be quiet, be quiet. The work plan has been laid out in the car. The first is to give Party A a reasonable explanation so that he can clearly feel that the situation here has improved. The second is that he gives us
The deadline is three months, and we have to stay here for at least two and a half months, otherwise it won’t be easy to make money. The third time is when we encounter this kind of thing.”
The deputy director pointed at Ah Piao on the wall: "You can just kill it. No need to show mercy, but be careful. If there are some small and weak ones, you can keep them. We will meet again in two months."
Deal with it. Do you hear me clearly?"
"Listen clearly!"
The four people in the room all expressed their understanding, but the figure on the wall was shivering. But at this moment, the deputy manager turned his head and smiled at it: "Do you understand? Now there are two ways for you, or it will be the first day of business today."
Either as a gift as a reward, we will take you out to help you reincarnate at the end. It's your choice."
Ah Piao is not stupid, it nodded repeatedly, and then naturally became a ghost traitor...
In the evening, the deputy director still had to drive back to the headquarters, and the four of them were left here, so would they think this was a horror plot? How is it possible, for security personnel of this level, a terrorist incident of this level?
, that is a happy comedian.
Except for the little Taoist priest who comes here every day and goes to bed after eating, the other three security personnel go there every day to fight landlords in the first half of the night, sleep in the second half of the night, patrol around at dawn, and then under the leadership of the traitor
Find Ah Piao hidden in every corner.
Under normal circumstances, the process after finding a Piao is to first give a warning, and then see the other party's reaction. If the reaction of the A Piao is strong and resistant, then kill them on the spot, then record the scene of killing these A Piao, and then give the next A Piao and
Party A watches, while those who are submissive are numbered and reserved for the little Taoist priests to deal with.
In addition to eating, drinking and sleeping, the little Taoist priest spent the last half month letting these Ah Piao enter reincarnation again. This is not difficult for her, after all, it is a professional player. It is not too simple to save the undead. It takes a long time.
A piece of talisman paper can solve it all.
But overall, the work content was a bit too simple. She became a little bored the next day and couldn't sleep during the day, so she would carry a bag and look for food everywhere.
It is well known in the work unit that she is a good eater. After all, they have held a Big Eater Competition before. The little Taoist priest weighs 45 kilograms but can eat one-half of his body weight in food. This is
It was a bit beyond the reach of those strong men who weighed 1.9 meters and 300 kilograms. It wasn't until everyone got the news that she was the most powerful pillar in the base, because according to the supervisor's drunken gaffe that day, it can be concluded that this looks like
The silly little guy has enough money to choose a base by himself.
On the third day, she began to feel unsatisfied with the status quo. Simply sleeping at night could no longer satisfy her spiritual needs, so she would watch her colleagues play poker and chat with them.
Although everyone knows that she is a boss, the silly way she talks makes it difficult to associate her with a master. Moreover, she is eating a box of biscuits while staring at people playing Landlords with her eyes wide open.
It looks like it really has nothing to do with being a master.
"Tell a story, stop playing cards, just tell a story." Finally, because she couldn't understand the cards, she begged: "Just tell a story and listen."
Several colleagues had no choice but to meet such a little fool and he was the treasure of the whole group, so they had no choice but to put down the cards in their hands and gathered around. One of them suggested: "In this way, let's tell a ghost story each
, and then let Xiao Jin be the judge, whose story is the least scary, who will go out to buy barbecue."