Brother Zhang put his hand into the boiling hot pot, and then withdrew it like lightning, but his face was so excited when he was burned that he thought he had some special hobby.
However, for Brother Zhang, the pain has not appeared for a long time. The last time was the cramps caused by bad food in elementary school, but many years have passed and he has forgotten the feeling of pain.
And with the pain, he can also taste the spiciness, which is why he comes to eat hot pot now. The low-end self-service hot pot can be eaten by one person forty-nine, but he is very happy
I ate a lot of junk food that I wouldn’t normally touch, including ham sausages full of starch, crab sticks from Hextech, and meat rolls pressed from leftovers.
But now he doesn't care about this. The joy that the return of pain brings him is far more joyful than any kind of delicacy.
This feeling is like a color-blind person suddenly opening his eyes and discovering that he can see the colors of the world. The excitement and joy are indescribable.
"What do you do in that pleasure hole of yours every day?"
"Doing bad things." Brother Zhang said mysteriously: "But I can't say it, it's too obscene."
When he said this, Fairy Shuilin, who was eating the buffet hot pot with him across the street, narrowed her eyes and looked at him online: "What other bad things can you men do, other than Seese?"
"More than that, but I won't say it."
Fairy Shuilin didn't continue to ask, she just buried her head in eating the hot pot, and then ate her mouth like a sausage. When she looked up, she found that the lips on the opposite side had also changed into the same shape, and her face was covered with sweat, but he
Still eating.
"Have you been hungry for a long time?"
Brother Zhang shook his head, wiped his mouth with a tissue and then said: "I haven't eaten much since I didn't feel hungry, but today I feel hungry."
How can I put it, after Xiao Zhang's operation, he basically changed from Xiao Zhang to Xiao Zhang. Without the fairy filter, he became ordinary and simple, neither a trendy man nor a wretched man.
, he is an honest man with good looks and good fighting skills. But only Fairy Shuilin knows how terrifying he is. There are nearly 100,000 clones there, and the abilities of each one are beyond her reach. Any clone is enough.
Sweep the world.
"Let's go, sister will take you to be an adult tonight." Fairy Shuilin suddenly smiled evilly and said: "I will introduce you to a few sisters who know the art of dual cultivation, and I guarantee that you will be drunk to death in the gentle land."
"That's not necessary."
Even though he said that, Brother Zhang couldn't do anything to Fairy Shuilin now. He was dragged by Fairy Shuilin to a small villa area in the city, where he met two sisters who she said knew the art of dual cultivation.
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When Xiao Zhang ran out, he felt his heart pounding so hard. But when he looked back at it, he found it very interesting.
"So fast?" Fairy Shuilin, who was waiting for him outside, glanced at her phone: "Less than thirty seconds? What's wrong with you?"
"No." Brother Zhang wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth vigorously: "She licked me, I felt quite disgusting."
Fairy Shuilin rolled her eyes: "Are you too innocent?"
Xiao Zhang took out his cell phone and took a look, and found that Qing Lingzi had actually sent him more than 20 messages and more than 100 voice messages in the past few days. After reading a little, he slapped his forehead and said to Fairy Shuilin: "
I have to go, see you at the tournament."
"Hello!"
Fairy Shui Lin rushed up to grab Brother Zhang, but he disappeared directly in front of Shui Lin through the spiritual illusion, causing Shui Lin to sigh with his hands on his waist. At this time, a man walked out from the second floor of the small villa.
The coquettish and charming woman lay on the balcony on the second floor and said jokingly: "Shui Lin, what are you doing? You brought a baby here. He won't be able to do it at the beginning."
"Shut up, you're useless." Shuilin scolded, "You can't even deal with a man."
"You can go on your own." The woman above lit a cigarette and said, "He is your little sweetheart?"
"How is it possible? He is my savior."
"I'm just telling you, how could stingy Shuilin bring his sweetheart to me to play with."
Fairy Shuilin snorted coldly: "I brought him to play with you."
After saying that, Shuilin jumped up to the roof with a slight jump: "I'll come shopping with you in a few days. I'm leaving now."
"Remember to take that handsome guy with you. Without him, I don't want to talk to you."
"Go away, people think you are dirty!"
Amidst the scoldings of her best friend, Shuilin flew over the city and disappeared into the night. While walking through, Fairy Shuilin felt that the spiritual power in her body was flowing continuously, as if a torrential river was rolling out. She knew in her heart
This is the power of the flat peach, and this is the power after less than 10% of the flat peach's spiritual energy is absorbed. If the entire peach is absorbed...
Thinking that Shuilin Fairy wanted to give herself a slap in the face, she wasted an opportunity to ascend in the daytime, and so much precious spiritual energy was used to light fireworks for others...
At this time, Brother Zhang had been sent to Qing Lingzi by Lingxu Illusion. Qing Lingzi stared at him for a long time, his little head filled with doubts.
Seeing Qing Lingzi's doubts, Brother Zhang also laughed: "Very strange?"
Darling, what you are asking... What does it mean to be strange? This is simply outrageous. Qing Lingzi's spiritual sense is very sharp. When Brother Zhang appeared in front of him, he could not feel any clear or turbid air.
, there is only a numbing smell of Sichuan peppercorns.
He didn't dare to ask what the Holy Master had been doing these past few days after he disappeared, but he couldn't accept it and felt sad that the Holy Master had become like this.
It was Brother Zhang who took the initiative to tell Qing Lingzi what happened to him. The two of them sat on both sides of the tea room. Brother Zhang slowly narrated while Qing Lingzi was frightened when he heard it.
There are people in the world who take the initiative to accept the baptism of inner demons, and the key is to regard the cave of inner demons as a temple of joy. How can this be justified? However, after hearing that Brother Zhang did not intend to abdicate directly, this made Qing Lingzi
He breathed a sigh of relief, but when he heard that Brother Zhang had divided himself into one hundred thousand parts, he became worried again.
"Lord, this is very dangerous. If one of them still retains your consciousness, this..."
Brother Zhang shook his head and said: "No matter how many me there are, they are all the real me. No matter which me replaces the current me, it will still be the original me. We are all equal. No one replaces the other, we are all the same."
I."
Qing Lingzi didn't know what to say, but he wouldn't persuade the Holy Lord, because this was the Holy Lord's power, and they, as subordinates, had no reason to stop it, but...
Qing Lingzi suddenly had a flash of inspiration: "Holy Lord, then... doesn't it mean that there is hope for an heir?"
When Brother Zhang heard this, he waved his hands quickly: "There's no rush, I just want to ask you what route I should take now."
"My subordinates don't know what the Holy Master means."
"You see, everything I have now has returned to zero. This body is that of an ordinary person. Because I have discovered a problem, that is, if I want to control my own destiny, I must give up all my abilities.
Even if there is not even a little bit left, positive infinity can only be returned to zero by multiplying by zero. As long as I retain even a little bit of power, it is positive infinity." Brother Zhang explained: "So I can only have what belongs to me by maintaining a posture of zero.
Life."
"zero?"
"Mathematical zero, not Chengdu zero."
"Oh, I understand." Qing Lingzi nodded and said, "I understand what the Holy Master means. The Holy Master is asking me, how should you continue now?"
"Um."
After Qing Lingzi was silent for a long time, he raised his head and looked at Brother Zhang: "Why don't you leave an heir... I will go and select for the Lord."
"It's not urgent... I won't die. As long as my body is broken, the No. 1 substitute will be activated. If all the substitutes are broken, then the original me will be back. I won't die."
"Well..." Qing Lingzi nodded again: "In this case, it is better for the Lord to listen to his subordinates."
Brother Zhang nodded and waited for Qing Lingzi to speak.
Qing Lingzi added another cup of tea to Brother Zhang, then lit the incense, then knelt down on the futon and said in a deep voice: "First of all, I congratulate the Holy Lord for breaking free from the prison. Secondly, I will forgive you for speaking frankly, if the Holy Lord
If the Lord wants to maintain such stability, then the Lord's identity must not be known to outsiders, and he only needs to strategize in the dark, otherwise there will be endless troubles."
Brother Zhang nodded when he heard this, took out a pen and paper and wrote it down.
"Thirdly, since the Holy Lord has been reborn, he simply leaves the past behind and starts over. Now that the Holy Lord's face and body are that of a young man, it would be better to live as a mortal to satisfy the Lord's yearning.
, Secondly, after going through trivial matters such as firewood, rice, oil and salt, it is also a sharpening of the state of mind. Thirdly, mixing in the sea of people, meeting all living beings in the world can also make the Holy Lord yearn for it."
"Yeah, okay."
"There is also the fourth point, that is, the Lord can choose a woman to give birth to an heir in this sea of people. When the time comes, the subordinates will do their best to cultivate the young Lord into a talented person. When the young Lord becomes a talented person, the Lord can
Completely let go of all the burdens on your body, whether you want to wander around the world or be free and happy, it all depends on the will of the Lord."
Brother Zhang sneered: "Why do you always worry about me giving birth to a child?"
Qing Lingzi hurriedly stood up and knelt down: "My lord, this matter is not a child's play. The day my lord has no heir, the subordinates will not be able to rest assured. As for other things, since your lord can rest assured about me, Qing Lingzi, then Qing Lingzi
The Master will definitely handle all matters, big and small, and will never let the Lord worry about such trivial matters.”
Brother Zhang finally understood what the old boy meant. To put it bluntly, he just wanted to focus on picking up girls and having a baby, and forget about other things. The world is not as big as the whole baby.
"Oh, by the way. Let me ask you something." Brother Zhang asked curiously: "When I used various secret techniques before, the power was very terrifying. What about now? How is it now?"
"Well... Your Majesty, don't worry. Without the power of heaven and earth, Your Majesty is just one of the ordinary living beings. There will no longer be such terrifying celestial phenomena." After Qing Lingzi explained patiently, he suddenly changed the subject: "
However, Your Majesty, you must be careful to distinguish between them, and you must not give birth to children with non-human women, not even monsters or fairies, and the Holy Lord’s bloodline cannot be polluted.”
Brother Zhang pointed at himself: "I have fox blood, so I am not a pure person."
Qing Lingzi pursed her lips and took a few deep breaths before saying: "My subordinates were not here at that time, and the matter has passed. My lord, think about it, if the war between humans and gods starts again one day, if I, the Holy Lord of the world, are pointed at
If your nose is said to have the blood of demons and monsters, wouldn’t it be a big joke to the world? So, Your Majesty, you must be careful.”
"Okay...then what should I do now?"
"Life is nothing but greed, anger, and ignorance. Since the Lord is willing to leave behind the realm of heaven and man that others dream of to pursue greed, anger, and ignorance, then it is better to start from scratch. The happiest thing in the world is to climb the tower in your heart step by step.
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Brother Zhang held his chin and thought for a while: "I understand."
After Qing Lingzi’s guidance, Xiao Zhang probably already has his own goals. Anyway, he should eat when he is hungry, drink when he is thirsty, and sleep when he is sleepy. He will work towards the life he wants little by little every day.
Rush to.
But even so, he still needs to roughly formulate a plan. After all, many things still need to be perfected and studied by himself, but he won't think about it for the time being. Brother Zhang, who has just regained his freedom, has no intention to think about it at all.
There was only a moment of pleasure left.
The World's No. 1 Martial Arts Tournament still has the second half of the schedule. Brother Zhang decided to wait until this schedule is over before going back to think of a plan, and he will stay in this place for a few days to walk around and look around.
Not to mention, after returning to his normal mood, he paid attention to things that he didn't care much about before. For example, the most obvious thing is that the female monks who were inferior to pigs and dogs in his eyes now feel that they are more beautiful than each other. This
The one with the long legs and fair skin was greeted like a beauty contestant, which made him post a question on his Facebook after he returned to his room at night, asking "Why are female practitioners more beautiful than most ordinary people?"
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There were more than a thousand answers that night, and there were all kinds of outrageous answers, but none of them had any real ideas.
At this time, Fairy Shuilin also came back. Now she didn't dare to rush into Brother Zhang's room to ask "coffee tea or me" because before, Brother Zhang, who was full of divinity, would let her go, but now she was
Brother Zhang, who has been corrupted by inner demons, is really good at Japanese people.
So she videotaped with Brother Zhang in the room, and then purposely only wore pajamas. Even wearing pajamas was not enough, she had to deliberately leave the top two buttons unbuttoned, and even found an angle.
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But fortunately, Xiao Zhang was a very honest person. No one had dared to be so presumptuous in front of him before. Shuilin also had a standard two-dimensional character, so no one took him too seriously.
It's just that Xiao Zhang had bad dreams when he went to bed at night. This is not a bad thing for him, because it means that his endocrine system has returned and he is no longer forced to calm down when he sees anything.