A good story follows the same process no matter where it is: departure, suffering and return home. The more glorious the departure is, the more painful the suffering is, and the duller the return, the more people like this story. Western
It's called the Odyssey, and the east is called Journey to the West.
"Today I have the honor to interview the protagonist of Journey to the West, Liu Er... Monkey King Monkey King Monkey King Sun Wukong is a guest in the live broadcast room. Monkey King, as your fans, we have always been curious about what was in your heart when you walked on the road to the West.
What are your real thoughts? After all, you are so unruly."
"Um...ah...this..." Monkey became a little shy in front of the mobile phone camera. He scratched his head and scratched his head anxiously. Finally, after thinking for a while, he said: "Grandpa wanted to kill that monk with a stick and then
Go back to Huaguo Mountain and continue to be my mountain king."
"Okay, that's enough, next one." Yingshan turned the phone in front of Nezha and almost slapped it in his face: "If the core of rock and roll and punk is resistance and unyielding, it is the relationship between people and society.
The resistance of the mainstream and adult world is their desire to break through all constraints. Then I think you must be the number one rock king in the world. What would you do if you encounter the same thing again?"
"Pull his tendons, peel off his skin, boil him in boiling water and dry him in the sun to use as a blanket."
"Okay, that's enough for you. You're too fucking CULT."
Finally, he turned the phone to Sanyan'er, but Sanyan'er refused to be interviewed. He pushed Yingsha away with his hand and walked directly to Qing Lingzi. He said with a cold face: "What are you doing here again? Humiliate us?"
Qing Lingzi folded his arms and turned his head to look at the river and green mountains not far away. He seemed to have no intention of paying attention to Yang Jian, and his attitude obviously aroused Yang Jian's dissatisfaction. He was about to step forward to question but was hit by Ying.
He stopped him: "It's not him, it's not him, it's me."
Sanyaner looked Yingshang up and down: "You? Are you looking for me?"
"Da Lingzi, you go back first, you have a weird atmosphere here." Yingsha shouted to Qing Lingzi: "You go back first and leave this matter to me."
After getting Qing Lingzi back, the atmosphere really got better. Natuo even invited Yingsha to go swimming. Yingsha said it was okay if he didn't bring a swimsuit, but Natuo said it was popular here to go naked.
"Is this man really the Third Prince of Nezha?"
"It's true." San Yan'er glanced at Nezha sideways: "It's just that something is a little abnormal now."
"Well... that's a bit." After Yingsha finished speaking, he looked around and said, "Why don't you go to a quiet place, I have something to discuss with you."
The three gods of war looked at each other, but they did not refuse. The three of them were the kind of people who disdained playing tricks. There is no reason why heroes and heroines would not dare to keep an appointment.
So they took Yingsha to an old house on the mountain. There was no electricity in this house, and there was a young man who looked stupid and was meditating there.
They obviously didn't boil the water, so they just threw a bottle of mineral water at Ying.
After sitting down, Yingsha started to get excited. He first showed off the tricks he used to fool Qing Lingzi.
"The world needs heroes, and you are the best heroes. I don't want anything else, I just don't want the children to mention it twenty years from now and only know about Iron Man, Hulk, Flash, and Batman, but not Upheaval in Heaven.
I don’t know about Nezha causing trouble in the sea or Erlang saving his mother. We obviously have superheroes among superheroes, but they are always shrouded in the shadow of others. Is this appropriate? Supporting justice and seeing injustice on the road were the first things we proposed.
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Who doesn't like to hear good things? It doesn't matter whether it's a seven or eight-year-old Mao Yazi or an old monkey who's thousands of years old. Ying Sham's simple words have successfully set the monkey on fire. This doesn't mean he's easy to deceive.
But this monkey always has fire in his heart. Even RT-Mart's fish-cutting knife can't cool down the hot blood in his body.
"Big hero~"
Yang Jian muttered something softly, then smiled and shook his head: "There are no great heroes, they are just a few ordinary people struggling on the line of life and death."
Nezha also echoed: "Our current state of desolation is a joke to others. What's the point of reading it as heroic writing?"
"Chi Mu." Erlang Shen is more educated after all.
When the monkey was told this, he actually felt a little sad. The excited horse sat on the chair, put one hand on his head and looked at the clouds in the sky. His eyes were wandering, and he didn't know what he was thinking. Maybe
Maybe he is recalling the thousands of troops or the magnificent events in the past.
Yingsha saw them all starting to feel depressed, but suddenly laughed: "Then we can take another route, the redemption route. I don't know if the world needs you, but our children really need you. I don't
I hope what they are talking about are just aliens wearing fake leather sheaths, not small animals with cat heads and dog faces. You can lose faith, but at least you have to support their beliefs, right?"
The monkey was obviously getting agitated. He kept scratching his face and grinning, which looked a bit scary.
The other two didn't speak for a long time, they just sat there with their eyelids drooped, wondering what they were thinking.
But one thing is certain, Nezha must have inadvertently thought of that stormy and thunderous night, when he exchanged his own life for the lives of the entire Chentangguan people with fatalistic despair.
And what about the monkey? The monkey may think that in the past many years, he accidentally walked by the storyteller's stall and said the sentence "The Great Sage Sun Wukong, the Monkey King, has a body of black iron, flaming eyes, melted stone into armor, and clad in flames.
Robe!" The children below shouted excitedly.
As for Sanyan'er, this guy is more complicated, so I can't guess what he is thinking, but it should be about the same.
They were all heroes once, and heroes have the pride of heroes. Even though they are no longer as glorious as they used to be, their pride will never fade away.
I have to say that Ying Sha is good at mobilizing the atmosphere. After he reached the peak of his love, he slapped the table and said: "Why can't you become legends again? I think you can! You have refused to admit defeat all your life, how can you accept your fate now?
What? There are still many people whose dreams need to be kept by you. Every year there will be movies and cartoons about you. Everyone is waiting for you to come back!"
"Card"
With a crisp sound, the corner of the stone table was crushed directly by Sanyaner, who looked the calmest, and a golden line slowly appeared on his forehead...
"I'll come see you again in a few days."
At this time, Yingsha immediately chose to leave and left these three people here, without even giving them a chance to think too much.
The blood of the three of them was already boiling hot, but...at this moment, their hearts were full of helplessness, because the world was different, and they were not the same people they were back then.
"Forget it, we don't even have any weapons."
Nezha stood up and smiled bitterly: "Let's cook and eat egg pancakes tonight."
"Egg pancake, egg pancake, egg pancake again." The monkeys all muttered as they stood up and left.
Only Sanyan'er sat there without saying a word, with a deep expression.
After Yingshuang returned, the first thing he did was to contact Brother Zhang: "I can use the warehouse."
Brother Zhang was taking Little Potato to participate in a local festival at a rural gathering in the German countryside. The two of them were having a great time. When he heard Ying Sang's request, Brother Zhang didn't even ask about the purpose: "You can use it, it's more
Get rid of some things, there are too many things in there."
"I know, I know."
Ying Shang returned to Chang'an Lane. At this time, the small restaurant was not open early in the morning. Xu Wei, the new thunder dragon, was helping Sister Gou stew ribs in the backyard. Sister Gou was soaking in the hot spring and enjoying her leisure time in her rare human form.
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When there was a noise outside, Sister Gou sniffed and immediately pulled a bath towel from the side and wrapped it around her body. The next moment she saw Ying Shou rushing in.
He raised his hand: "Hey, take a shower."
Sister Gou looked him up and down and frowned: "Where have you been!"
"I've been chatting with your ex-boyfriend for a while, and you can smell this? That's awesome, you have a dog nose."
Sister Gou stared at him without saying a word for a long time, but Yingsha didn't say much nonsense: "I don't have time to explain to you now. I will talk to you after I finish the business. Apprentice, come and open the warehouse door."
"coming."
Xu Wei walked out from behind, holding the key to Brother Zhang's warehouse: "What's wrong? What happened?"
"Big deal!" Yingsha laughed: "Anyway, if you know about it, you will definitely jump for joy."
After saying that, he opened the warehouse and walked in, and then began to rummage through the vast amount of things. It was like turning on the modifier to change the inventory, because apart from Brother Zhang, there will be various situations in the multiverse.
In some universes, monkeys turned to stone again, in some universes Nezha died long ago in Chentangguan, in some universes Yang Jian was suppressed forever... and in some universes, other worlds were directly destroyed due to various reasons.
And all the weird and weird things from the destroyed worlds will appear in this warehouse. Firstly, this is to satisfy Brother Zhang’s collecting habit, and secondly, because this is Universe Zero, and a certain amount of reserves are needed to repair other worlds.
Changes in the world line caused by some abnormal means.
So there are 113,700 golden hoops in the warehouse alone. It’s not a big problem to gather all the equipment for these guys. Although Yingsha doesn’t know how to restore their abilities, but goddamn it
Monkeys in gold suits only rely on their clothes. How can they increase their confidence with equipment?
However, although the equipment was available, Brother Zhang, who was a liar, wandered around and did not do much to organize it during this period, so Yingsha worked hard in order to get a set of equipment for their gang. One day, by the light of the night
Only then did he finally pack everything.
To be honest, if it weren't for the various weird Qiankun bags in Brother Zhang's warehouse, Ying Sham wouldn't even be able to hold these things.
"Have some fried rice noodles."
After Yingsha finished, he went back to the front and sat on the counter and shouted to his apprentice. Then when the neighbors saw him, they all came up to say something: "Hey, isn't this a dragon? Why is he still a bitch?"
My body, have you made a man happy and don’t want to change back?”
"Other men are more happy than me, right? Today I'm going to show you what it means to be a bully."
"Don't talk nonsense to me." Ying Shang clapped his hands and said, "You little Karami are just talking to me in this three-acre area. Believe it or not, I will slap you all away."
His angry look not only did not scare others, but also made people feel a different kind of charm. Those evil beasts whistled, made a lot of noise, and even encouraged others to touch his butt.
"I can't tell you to go together."
Because Brother Zhang will still come back every now and then to preside over various anniversaries in Chang'an Lane, and everyone also supports the Holy Master to go outside to find a little bit of his own life, so there are not many people asking where Brother Zhang is going, but some have not been there for a long time.
Only those who came back or those who had just joined would ask questions, but they were merciless when they teased Yingsha. After all, many of them had watched Yingsha grow up and become women.
"By the way, do you know where I can find a better dog? The kind that has been around for hundreds of years."
Yingsha took a sip of beer and then turned around and asked, "Are you there? It's serious business."
"What? You want to steal a dog?" The next wolf demon raised his head: "I advise you not to mess around. The demon circle is not a place outside the law."
"It's just you!"
Ying hit him and grabbed the other person's arm: "Now Erlang Shen is short of a dog, I think you are good."
"I am a wolf!
!Steppenwolf!
!”
"It's almost like that. Just learn a foreign language and bark a few times and you'll be done."
After Yingsha finished speaking, he was about to drag him out, but at this moment, a white shadow came out, and with a high-lifting kick, Yingsha nailed him to the wall, and the wolf demon was almost dragged away by him.
As soon as he saw it, he immediately rushed forward and hugged Sister Dog's legs: "Boss...he stole the dog!"
After a while, Yingsha was pulled back by Sister Gou: "What's the matter with you?"
"What else can happen? Find a replacement for your ex-boyfriend, what? Are you feeling sour?"
Ying's mouth was always hurtful, and one sentence silenced Sister Gou. After a long time, she said: "Go find Nian Nian and Xiao She, and send Boss Gou there. This is also an opportunity for Boss Gou.
After all, it is an ordinary dog, and it will be difficult for him to live longer without a chance."
"Hey, this is great! I'll go right away."
Although Yingsha seems to be unreliable, his ability to do things is still good. Although he often fails to succeed but fails, he has basically not missed the general direction in some things.
After listening to Sister Gou and looking around for Nian Nian and Little Snake, Little Snake readily agreed, because she didn't want her dog boss to leave early, and if she could follow Erlang Shen, it was a blessing.
Big good thing.
However, it became a little more difficult every year. After coaxing Kejiu and promising to give her a set of Bubble Mart, she was able to calm down this difficult beast.
Early the next morning, Yingsha appeared in front of the wild and rebellious trio with a Qiankun bag full of weapons and the dog boss in his arms. He first put the dog boss down, and then took out the Qiankun bag: "Dear viewers,