There are three days left before the arrival of the Shanhai Realm.
Today is the day when the list is announced. The whole world can be said to be eagerly anticipating it. Many people have been waiting in front of the TV early to wait for the rules and list of this competition to be announced. The ratings even far exceed the attention of the Olympic Games.
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At 8:15 a.m. East Eighth District time, the press conference on the most critical part of this cross-border meeting finally came. The reporters in the audience were already full, and mainstream media from all over the world were here.
, they were all focused, as if they were waiting for the beautiful country to declare war with Maozi.
At 8:16, the spokesperson walked onto the stage, first signaled to all media, and then started a series of on-the-spot remarks, including friendly exchanges and common development.
When this scene ended, the main event finally came, and the game schedule that thousands of people were watching finally began to be announced.
"This friendly match will consist of four parts: the opening exhibition match, the official match, the challenge match and the closing ceremony. During the period, more than 200 players from both sides will participate in the match. We adhere to the principle of friendship first, competition second..."
After another bunch of formulaic content, the list began to be announced. When facing this part, it seemed that the whole world was silent. Radio, TV, and the Internet were all covered by this live broadcast, even in countries where it was still late at night.
Everyone stood in front of various devices, waiting for the list that represented human honor.
"Conya Scarti, Argentina."
After the first name was read out, the whole country of Beef Country was in jubilation. It was like winning the World Cup. Fireworks bloomed in the streets late at night. People gathered in the square to cheer, holding national flags and dancing back and forth. They were so excited that they went crazy.
"Yingor dos Santos, Brazil."
The Brazilians said they didn’t know this person at all, but he was labeled as Brazil, so he probably really was from Brazil... and the reason they were not as crazy as Argentina was because the first Argentine whose name was read was
Their national goddess is a Hollywood superstar known as the Pearl of South America. She won the title of Best Actress at the age of 16 for participating in a biographical film. None of them expected that such a beautiful woman would become a great beauty in the world.
Players who compete against gods are certainly very exciting.
And that player from Brazil is... very strange, because he is a hip-hop kid on the streets of Rio de Janeiro. He formed an underground rock and roll duo. He wears dreadlocks and carries a stereo and travels under overpasses and in slums to provide music for the poor people.
Gangsters send music.
As the list slowly unfolded, many countries discovered that there were warriors in their own countries who could fight against gods, and some even had names that were so similar to the legendary heroes.
When they arrived in Germany, the name was exactly the same as the name of the new NZ leader they had seen all day long. Everyone thought it might be a coincidence, but it wasn't until his photo was released that they discovered it was really that guy...
And the name of the contestant from the UK actually has the same name as King Arthur's most powerful magician.
When the players arrived, three huge words appeared - Long Danchen.
Nowadays, the Internet is exploding all over the world. First, there is a discussion about the abilities of players from various countries, and then slowly it turns into a discussion about who they are. Those who are very imaginative start to based on the characteristics of each region.
Start compiling ability attributes.
The most cheerful person dancing here is the YouTuber Wuchang. One of the Poles ridiculed that the Indian players must be holding two balls of cow dung and plugging the opponent's nostrils with cow dung at the beginning of the game, suffocating the enemy and winning.
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His ridicule attracted ruthless ridicule from the Indian players, and a melee began. One Baga said that the Poles were wrong, because according to Indian habits, they would swing their twelve-centimeter-long hooks.
While licking the exhaust pipe of the motorcycle, Hachi ruthlessly sprayed bodily fluids at the opponent. These bodily fluids have strong corrosive properties and will corrode the opponent into a giant lizard as soon as it comes into contact with him. He will then be dragged back by the Indians.
Wedding photos taken at home.
When this regional feast got out of hand, not many people seemed to care about the identity of the players. They started a ruthless attack, as if any country that was not pleasing to their eyes would be affected and burned.
But these have nothing to do with the content of the discussion in the national district, because the national district cannot see their garbage storms, and the discussions are relatively rational. They are just talking about human flesh dragon Danchen... but all the human flesh information is just a person who is only one year old.
A half-year-old baby.
With the explosive growth of information on the Internet, networks in various countries have experienced varying degrees of lags and delays. Of course, there are also some related fraud activities that follow these things. The fraud methods are not very sophisticated, and most of them are
They are all inferior methods similar to "I, Qin Shihuang, give money" or "I, Giseth, give money", etc., but there are too many fools to deal with it, and the number of people who are fooled is also increasing in aggregate.
In just one hour, the GDP created by the global telecom fraud business increased dozens of times, which is unexpected...
After the list is announced, it is time for the players to enter the hotel area to rest. Fighting is of course prohibited here. Even if there is a huge hatred, private fighting is not allowed. Otherwise, the organizing committee will remove them, so even if there are many
Players all have feuds, but they can only hold their anger in their hearts until they can resolve it on the field.
Because Long Danchen was the host player, he had the fastest access to the rest area. After being guided to the luxury hotel room, he didn't do much. He just took a shower, changed into a set of clean clothes, sat on the bed and started to cleanse.
Meditate with your heart.
This is the first time he has stayed in a hotel since the last incident, but his journey of self-cultivation during this period has made him see a lot, and he will no longer be easily angry or sad about something. He even
I didn't look at which group I was assigned to fight and who I was going to fight with. I was in a state of calmness throughout the whole process, and my face almost felt like Buddha's light.
There were constant footsteps passing by outside the door. When these sounds hit his mind, he could immediately complete the demeanor, pace, figure and even breathing rhythm and ability of the owner of these footsteps. He thought this was his way of cultivating his mind.
The result, this state of artistic conception can be said to be the lifelong pursuit of every martial arts practitioner.
I don’t know how long it took, but the sky gradually darkened, and the noise outside gradually stopped. Players from all over the world entered the room and began to adjust. Long Danchen slowly opened his eyes, took a deep breath, got off the bed, and took off his clothes.
The coat on his body exposed his strong muscles and sexy mermaid lines. He first went to the bathroom and took a cold shower, then made himself a cup of coffee, put on his bathrobe to reveal his sexy chest muscles, and came in with the coffee.
On the balcony.
At this time, the person in the room next to him happened to open the balcony door and come out. Long Danchen heard the sound but did not look back, because he was proud, cold, and disdainful. He would never look at anyone actively.
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Coincidentally, the same was true for the person next door to him. The two people were like two parallel lines. Although they were only separated by a five-meter balcony, they did not look at each other.
"The wind is very noisy today."
It's almost January, and it's the middle of winter. This is a good time to hold the Winter Olympics. After drinking coffee on the balcony in his pajamas for a long time, Long Danchen finally spoke. At this moment, the coffee in his cup was all frozen.
Ice ballast.
When he heard him speak, the man next door turned his head, transformed his left hand, turned it into a concentrated cannon, and pointed it at Long Danchen. When Long Danchen heard the voice, he felt that this person was familiar, so he turned around again.
He was furious at that time. He instantly put one hand on the wall and let part of his body enter the wall, ready to launch a surprise attack at any time.
At this critical moment, a voice suddenly came from the camera on their outer wall: "1702, 1703 please disarm, otherwise the law enforcement team will intervene in twelve seconds."
"1702, 1703 please disarm, otherwise the law enforcement team will intervene in nine seconds."
"1702, 1703 please disarm, otherwise the law enforcement team will intervene in six seconds."
"170..."
After three times in a row, the devil's reformer slowly put away his weapon, and Long Danchen also released his fighting posture. Almost at the same time, the camera lost its sound and gradually became quiet.
Long Danchen and the modified man were only five meters apart, and the two looked at each other with sworn eyes.
"Fuck you!"
"Fuck your grandma!"
After Long Danchen started scolding him, he found that the person on the other end was scolding louder than him. Then he responded with a series of insults not to be outdone, but who would have thought that the blond and blue-eyed dog didn't show any weakness at all, and followed up with a series of insults.
come over.
"You, Mahler Gobi, are quite proficient in Chinese. You learned it from a dog, right?"
"Learned it from your grandma, fuck it."
"1702, 1703 please keep quiet. Someone has complained about you." Another voice came from the fuck camera: "Please keep the volume below thirty decibels and please do not disturb other players' rest."
In other places, it would be strange that this warning to them should not be treated as a piece of shit. Not only would it be treated as a piece of shit, but the person who warned them would also have to be sent to the ninth heaven. But here... to be honest, I am somewhat afraid to transform people.
, Firstly, he was a little autistic after being beaten by Qing Lingzi that day, and secondly, Brother Zhang put pressure on him, which made him collapse somewhat.
Once this person's spirit breaks down, he will either be obedient and a walking zombie, or he will be perverse and violent, with a crazy personality. But the reformer obviously belongs to the former. He can never even think of confronting Brother Zhang. He is the kind of person who lives in the plains all his life.
The people on the mountain suddenly wanted to conquer the plateau one day, so they set off to go there. When they looked up at Everest, their feet felt weak and they were kneeling there. Let alone conquering it, just looking at it makes you feel like your liver is in tears.
trembling.
As for Long Danchen, of course he knows the horror of the secret service here. He has experienced it personally and has seen how Black Guanyin can even take away the land for you. He doesn't dare to waste money... He really doesn't dare to waste money, and
After this period of accumulation, he finally figured it out. I'm afraid Brother Zhang is not a simple regional war god. The things he took out were very scary. He even gave these scary things away as soon as he said they would be given away. Although this was his
He has a plan, but if it is an open tender to the public, what kind of man does he want that cannot get it?
Chrysanthemums bloom all over the mountain with ease.
So after being warned, the two of them unanimously chose to listen to others' advice...
"Cao Nima's~~~" Long Danchen cursed at the other side in an angry voice: "Sigh~"
The reformer at the other end avoided the spit: "Nah, he's a gorilla, spit~"
"Nima gave birth to a son without a skin, a swallow~sigh~"
"Nima gave birth to a bastard~ ugh~"
According to the normal procedure, the two of them are definitely going to have a fight, but because there are so many rules here, they can't do it, and they can't even have fun arguing. Now the only way to vent is to see who can spit more and more accurately.
For this reason, the modified man even activated the fire control and aiming radar, which was bound to make his saliva flow quickly and accurately. Naturally, Long Danchen was not to be outdone. He used the principle that everything can be used and extended his body to connect with the water pipe.
, transformed into a perverted version of the machine gun shooter in Plants vs. Zombies, with the saliva replaced by natural water, and the sizzling squirt.
When he did this, the modified man was not polite. His body entered the search mode, and he also found the faucet next to him. Then he entered the high-pressure cannon mode and began to bombard Long Danchen with pulse-type water cannons.
There was a lot of artillery fire on both sides, and the water resources were used in a joyous manner. Although the rules here are that you can't fight or make noise, they don't say that you are not allowed to play with the water...
These two things then staged a shocking water gun battle. With both sides having almost equal counterattack capabilities, various water gun tactics emerged, including pulse, continuous fire, short-point and range water spray.
It was already night at this time, and the temperature was around minus fifteen degrees. The water would soon freeze, and the water flowing down the balcony would pile up layer by layer like stalactites.
In just half an hour, the white ice was piled all the way from the seventeenth floor to the ground, making it look like a frozen water curtain cave. The two of them were still spraying water on each other, and now they had invented a new one.
The gameplay is to use your own ability to process water under high pressure, so that when the water is sprayed out, it will form supercooled water, and then freeze in the air. If you master this speed well, it is basically like shooting each other with guns.
There isn't much difference anymore.
In addition, these two people are both extremely talented, and their talents began to evolve during the battle. Later, the ice they fired could penetrate the wall...the power was astonishing.
After this period of bombardment, the two sides were attacking and defending each other, and their tactics were changing rapidly. However, this balcony was a mess everywhere, even the floors below were not spared.