Chang'an Lane is so small, how can it actually draw three teams?
In addition to the Twelve Spirit Team and the Rhubarb Team, which is still being formed, another team actually appeared in Chang'an Alley in the evening. The name of the team is Rainbow Mama Sunset Red Team.
The average age of this team is sixty-two years old. It is led by Aunt Liu, the director of the neighborhood committee. Because her daughter is Shao Caihong, the team is named Rainbow Mom and Sunset Red because the average age of the team is over sixty years old.
, it’s such a simple team.
There are a total of five people in the team, which must be nonsense. These five people are Aunt Liu, Aunt Sun, Aunt Wu, Aunt Li and the idle old man who sits at the entrance of the alley every day.
Originally, I was looking for Aunt Chen, but Aunt Chen's son just gave her a grandchild surgery last month. She has been very busy recently and has no time to mess around. So she temporarily called the old man who was sitting at the door every day.
These five old people got together quite happily. They asked a tailor in the alley to customize "war robes" and red flags. They also specially made five little red hats, with the seven words "Rainbow Mother Sunset Red" embroidered on them with gold-plated thread.
, these hats were embroidered by Aunt Chen overnight, saying that although she couldn't go, she still wanted to feel a sense of participation.
Don't underestimate these old ladies, they are very powerful. Just after the GD competition, they signed up for the Hu Jian competition. The teams that qualified in the Hu Jian competition this time were the teams from the upper three realms. In fact, their strength
It's still very strong, but these uncles and aunties don't seem to be afraid at all.
Early the next morning, while Dahuang was still sleeping, gongs and drums began to be played in the alley. This made Dahuang furious. He ran out in confusion, ready to curse, but what he saw was a bunch of people standing there.
Holding banners and flags, the whole farewell party was held.
Dahuang ran up the wall and saw the old men and women getting on a minibus. There was a banner hanging outside the minibus saying to wish Rainbow Mother a successful sunset and a red flag.
Mr. Huang thought they were out playing croquet, so he didn't take it to heart. He sauntered back to catch up on his sleep with a flick of his tail.
But who knew that at noon that day, he saw on the 100-inch big TV in the hotel the banner that morning appeared on Hu Jianfen's field - wishing Rainbow Mom a successful sunset and a red flag.
At that time, Mr. Huang was confused. He raised his paw and pointed at the TV and asked, "I saw this banner this morning."
At this moment, the chef in the store has been replaced by Xu Wei from Brother Zhang. Xu Wei raised his head and glanced: "What's wrong? Is there anything special?"
Before Da Huang could speak, the screen on the TV had already switched to the contestant column, and the commentator's voice came out: "This challenge team is very special. It is a team composed entirely of retirees.
The average age has reached sixty-two. However, their faces are filled with the look of youth. Although time has taken away their looks, it has not taken away the ideals in their hearts."
Seeing those familiar faces, Xu Wei felt numb: "This is not..."
"Yes, that's it." Dahuang nodded seriously: "Are they looking to die?"
Not to mention, everyone in the audience thought so. These old men and women came here to seek death. The team in the Three Realms also felt numb, and suddenly they didn’t know what to do.
Because of the competition system, they have to take over the competition, but the problem is that they really can't do it now with a bunch of old men and women who have to pay personal expenses when they go for a walk in the park.
The upper three realms are not the lower three realms. They can do bad things, but they rarely do shameless things. They are somewhat embarrassed by things like bullying old men and old ladies.
The people who were promoted to the upper three realms this time were the dependent gods of the Greek pantheon, namely Hestia, the goddess of fire, Apollo, the sun god, Ares, the god of war, Demeter, the god of fertility, and Hera, the queen of heaven. Although they are not the descendants of the true gods,
But the dependent gods also have strong abilities, and they are plenipotentiary to fight on behalf of their high-ranking gods.
So the current situation has become Apollo, the sun god, versus Aunt Liu...
It feels a little bit dumbfounding. It’s not that Apollo’s dependents feel dumbfounded, but people all over the world feel dumbfounded. The world ratings are actually higher than yesterday’s challenge ratings. This probably shows from the side that people around the world are eating.
The interest in melon is much higher than the interest in watching the game.
But the competition system is just like this. No matter whether he is fighting Aunt Liu or Aunt Zhang, he still has to do what he should do.
"Check it out! What did Aunt Liu do in the past?"
Xu Wei quickly called the Mountain King: "Did you watch TV? Aunt Liu went to challenge the Sun God."
There was a long silence on Shan Da Wang's side, and then Xu Wei heard the sound of the TV on the phone receiver, followed by an even longer silence, and Shan Da Wang pondered for a while: "Chang'an Lane is a non-registration area..."
When they entered the ring, the referee took a deep look at Aunt Liu. Looking at her plain clothes, calm expression and emotionless eyes, he was somewhat worried about the little old lady. After all, the referee
I also had a mother back then.
"let's start."
The referee raised the flag, the bell rang, and the game officially began.
The dependent of the Sun God is outstanding, but he obviously underestimated the enemy when facing Aunt Liu. He even waved his hand towards her, then pointed to the outside of the field, signaling her to leave quickly.
But the next moment, without anyone noticing, including him, the sun god's family member went up to the sky, and then fell heavily to the ground without moving.
But Aunt Liu just rubbed her right shoulder with her left hand and didn't seem to even move.
Quiet, eerie quiet. The whole audience fell into an inexplicable silence. Even the referee team couldn't see clearly what happened. In the end, they had to turn to the ultra-high-speed camera to roughly see. At 0.3 seconds
During the period, Aunt Liu had a total of 1,725 frames of action.
In other words, her refresh rate has reached more than 5,700 Hz, which far exceeds the retinal limit of most human beings, including the gods. In the eyes of most people, it may have been Aunt Liu's screen that was torn apart just now.
Then the opponent is already GG.
"What kind of monster is it?"
The table in the Protoss stands was about to flip over. What the hell is this? How could a middle-aged or elderly woman come from with a frequency of more than 5,000 Hz? And it didn’t look like it was far from the limit.
"Found it."
At this time, Bai Mengjie, editor-in-chief of Secret Law Daily, called Xu Wei: "Aunt Liu was the protagonist of the time-travel incident in 1977. She entered a different world when she was sixteen and came back when she was twenty-seven. It is said that she experienced four thousand one hundred things in that world.
Year. So far, it holds the record for the fastest speed in the human world, with the peak speed reaching seven percent of the speed of light.”
"Ah..." Xu Wei scratched her head: "How much is that?"
"Well... let's put it this way. When she was at her peak, it only took three hours to travel from Earth to Jupiter. At 20,000 kilometers per second."
Xu Wei hissed...
Xiao Ma was watching TV with his legs crossed at the moment. When he saw Aunt Liu fucking Apollo, the braised chicken legs fell off his hands. Aunt Liu introduced Xiao Ma to his girlfriend a few days ago.
, but Xiao Ma disliked the family and didn’t like it, so today Aunt Liu sent the sun god’s family members to fly into the sky.
"Isn't this your mother an outlaw?" Xiao Ma pointed at the TV and cursed: "This is cheating!"
But regardless of whether it was cheating or not, the first show ended amidst the exclamations of the whole world. After that, it entered the stage where the host forced her to do something bad and watched commercials. By the time the live action appeared on the screen again, it was already the second stage.
It's time to draw lots.
The person who drew lots this time was an old man from the alley. Xiao Ma couldn't remember how old he was. Anyway, when Xiao Ma first came to Chang'an Alley, it was about twenty years ago. He was already so old. After so many years, it was almost fatal.
There is no appearance at all.
He was carrying a thermos cup behind his back. It didn't look like he was going to the ring. Instead, he looked like he was going to the river to watch people fishing. Then he saw a lottery box on the way, and he felt itchy and took a shot.
After the prize drawing, the referee announced: "The opponent is Ares, the God of War!"
After Aunt Liu's battle, this time when the gods came on stage again, they didn't dare to be so crazy anymore. Ares's followers were so tall and powerful that they could almost reach the level of Titans. They stood there dry and thin.
In front of the little old man, it was like an electric fish head with chopped pepper parked in front of a tank.
The name of Ares, the God of War, is very fierce, and his followers are all righteous gods. They are powerful and can move mountains and seas, but the little old man seems to be weak and invincible.
"A long time ago, the sky and the earth were like chickens, and the universe was in chaos. One day, a man among the chickens suddenly woke up. When he saw the darkness around him, he swung his big ax and struck at the darkness in front of him. Only
Hearing a loud noise, the dark things gradually dispersed. The things that slowly rose became the sky; the things that slowly descended became the earth."
"I asked you who this old man is. What did you tell me about Pangu's creation of heaven?" Dahuang had already found Brother Zhang. Hearing Brother Zhang suddenly start talking about Pangu's creation of heaven, it was a little dissatisfied.
"After Pangu fell, his body underwent great changes. His breath turned into the wind and clouds of the four seasons; his voice turned into rumbling thunder; his eyes turned into the sun.
and the moon; his limbs became the east, west, south, and north poles of the earth; his skin became the vast earth; his blood became the endless river; his sweat
, turned into rain and dew that nourishes all things. And his essence turned into a towering tree on the East China Sea." Brother Zhang's tone was still so unhurried: "The roots of the big tree are deeply rooted.
Let it know everything on this planet, and at the same time it has become the cradle of countless civilizations."
After saying that, Brother Zhang raised his head and looked at Dahuang: "Amon is your supreme god, but you have never seen it but only heard that it created itself and everything in the world. It is your god of gods."
"Ah? Yes. Divine Ancestor Amon."
"Well, Amon can also be called Gaia or Pangu in other civilizations. He is a creator god, but there is no very practical description." Brother Zhang pointed to the old man: "You sleep on him every day.
Don’t you actually know him?”
The old man on the Dahuang subway looks at his mobile phone...
At this moment, the game on TV has begun. When the retinue of Ares, the god of war, hit the old man with a fist that could crush meteors, the whole world held their breath, but when they saw the old man with only one stick, the whole world held their breath.
When Finger stopped Ares with a smile, they showed a "this is how it should be" look.
Rejecting the God of War with one finger, in fact, smarter people should admit defeat, but Ares is a barbarian and so are his relatives. It's just unfortunate that when he carried out the second round of attack, he found that even the old man couldn't
As he resisted, his strength also declined rapidly. As his fist got closer and closer to the old man, his huge figure began to become smaller and smaller, and eventually he changed from a muscular man to a stickman.
He jumped away immediately, and his body returned to normal. He tried this many times after that, as if his strength had been taken away.
"How can we fight like this? Are you kidding me?" Dahuang squatted in front of the TV and looked at the situation inside: "Isn't this a dimensionality reduction strike?"
Brother Zhang just laughed as he sat there. He actually didn’t know why these hidden bosses in Chang’an Lane came out to play. Isn’t this inappropriate for me to be a teenager? But these people...the purpose is to be happy, who knows?
Are you saying that there are no top players in the human world? There used to be many top players in the human world, but some of them are old and tired. Most of them have stepped out of the stage with the passage of time, and now there are not many left.
Speaking of which, we need to take out the combat power caliper to smoke Wukong. His combat power level is just stuck at the mid-level level, and he is considered a top goalkeeper. When he was in the human world, people said that Nanfangbuzhou was greedy for sex and happiness.
, it is not a good place, but the Buddhas in the sky do not dare to go eastward, and the Tang Dynasty in the east lives and works in peace and contentment. But I, a person like Xiniu Hezhou, am neither greedy nor killing, nourishing Qi and potential, although it is supreme truth, everyone has a life span, but it is only eight hundred
In Shituoling, there are skeletons like ridges and bones like forests. Human hair has been turned into felt pieces, and human skin and flesh have rotted into mud. Human sinews are wrapped around trees, and they are burnt and shiny like silver.
Who knows exactly why?
But after this, the legend ended, and the human race no longer had living legends. Over time, they became weak. Even they themselves thought they were weak, but who had ever thought about how many people were born to be immortals and Buddhas?
A list of gods led Qing Lingzi to slaughter the Kunlun Mountains. In the end, the gods and Buddhas all over the sky turned a blind eye. Who said that Qing Lingzi was wrong?
It's just that later on, the human world took another route, staggering the path of evolution and the path of cultivation. It was based on billions of short lives and formed a unique and fast route. After all, if a person wants to take off, it probably takes
Two months, but if one wants to fly, the red-eye flight is one hundred and eighty.
"It's over, the Twelve Spirits have lost their limelight."
Dahuang sighed, but Brother Zhang just smiled and said: "It's different. They just went to experience it and came back after a few rounds."
"Why? Don't you win a championship?"
"Hmm..." Brother Zhang pursed his lips: "Maybe there is still soup simmering on their stove."