When Sanyan'er walked out of the venue, he turned around and saw Hou'er and Nezha standing on the roadside tree with their arms folded.
"Eye, there is no new love."
Nezha's words made Yang Jian just laugh a few times, but he didn't answer, because everyone knew that it would be somewhat disrespectful to show up in this place again after they had already broken off the relationship.
"Sign up." The monkey heard the noise inside and was eager to try: "I can't help it anymore."
"To make up for five, the three of us and Xiaoxu only have four in total. Where can you find the fifth one?"
The monkey's enthusiasm was extinguished by a basin of cold water, and he looked dejected, but Sanyan paused in front of him: "It seems... I can get another one."
"Who?" The monkey's head suddenly raised: "Who can fight?"
Yang Jian touched his chin, turned his head and glanced at the monkey, and then pointed at the person not far away who was looking into the arena.
"Huh? Are you planning to pick up someone on the street?"
"right."
Sanyan smiled: "Do you dare?"
"You dare, why don't you dare?" Monkey rolled up his sleeves and said, "When have you ever been afraid of me?"
Nezha chuckled: "You're not afraid, are you? Then I'll find the one who will press you down for another five hundred years, this time with your butt facing outward."
After hearing this, the monkey started to take the stick out of his ears: "Then I will let this golden cudgel grow around your head today!"
"Okay, stop making trouble. I'll go up and ask."
Yang Jian straightened his clothes and walked up to the sneaky man: "Hello."
"Ah? Hello."
"Here's the thing, we also want to sign up for the competition, but we are missing one person, can you join us?"
"Are you sick? Are you just picking people up on the road?"
It's so scolding... No serious person can ask such a question. This is currently the highest-level and most intense fighting competition. What's the difference between just asking someone to go up there and sending someone to death?
"You are responsible for collecting the heads, and you can abstain from voting when you come to power."
Nezha rushed over and said, "How are you? Good brother."
In fact, by coincidence, the sneaky guy they asked was none other than Long Danchen. He has been missing for a long time. During this time, he has been selecting awesome superpowers from all over the world to fight.
But ever since he knew that Huahua, who had been flirting with him, was such an awesome thing, he couldn't help but come over and take a sneak peek.
While he was peeping here today, three idiots suddenly came over and asked him if he wanted to join. When he was thinking about what rotten fish and shrimps they were, they actually called him good brother.
Long Danchen has a lot of problems, the biggest of which is that he is extremely fond of happiness and has soft ears. When someone calls him "good brother", he can't help his addiction. After thinking about it for a while, it turns out that it is true.
Agreed.
The key point is that his big brother soul is burning like this. No matter how he looks at these bastards, they don't look like top-notch experts. They are probably just the first-rounders, but it doesn't matter. When the time comes, he will have a game of his own even though he is defeated.
Won't he be able to become famous in one fell swoop if he competes in Rong's competition?
You know that man gave me a lot of good things...
Just thinking of that man, Long Danchen felt a little...sad, as if it had stirred up a thorn in his heart, making him uncomfortable but unable to feel it.
As for the three monkeys, everything is ready now and they only need Dongfeng. When the time comes to register, they will be done. It’s not that the trio of heavenly war gods are so awesome. There are many people in heaven and hell who are more awesome than them.
They really got this name because of the punk spirit, the ultimate rock and roll and the ultimate romanticism.
Johnny Silverhand will definitely not be able to defeat Adam Hammer, but this does not affect that Johnny Silverhand can burn Arasaka Tower to ashes and Adam Hammer can only become a ferocious Rottweiler.
In the same way, there are so many people who cannot be beaten by these three men, but they are the only ones in the world who can be called gods of war. Why? Because they all have the kind of feeling that as long as the world is unreasonable, even if they die, I will burn them.
The courage of your Lingxiao Palace.
But they are not that weak. According to the overall strength ranking, they are still at the upper-middle level. Yang Jian's peak combat power is when he fucks the monkey. The monkey's peak combat power is when he is fucked by Yang Jian. Nezha's
His peak combat power was when he watched Yang Jian fight the monkey.
After that, Yang Jian lost his dog, Nezha lost his golden body, and the monkey was imprisoned under the Five Elements Mountain. Everyone has a bright future.
Later, when they reached middle age, their physical fitness, ability and fighting will had steadily declined to a certain level. Then they forcibly broke through the ban and returned to the world, with their abilities only less than one-tenth of their peak.
For these three middle-aged gods, the only way to regain their confidence now is to take drugs, but the good news is that the drug is enough.
But there is no point in worrying about combat effectiveness now. After all, he is on the verge of retirement. When he comes to the human world, he is destined to no longer enjoy the privileges of the upper three realms. Isn't Nezha's golden body just gone?
So the three of them decided to shine once again before retiring.
Oh, Monkey is not considered middle-aged. In theory, he has the same lifespan as heaven and earth. He has simply changed his mind, which is mainly reflected in his desire to fight. Since he was imprisoned for five hundred years and learned a lesson, he has been smoothed by the human world.
The edges and corners no longer have the arrogance of the Monkey King wearing golden armor and red robes.
This time was a rare opportunity for him to find himself again. He wanted to see if he had become a goalkeeper in the upper three realms, a miserable unit of measurement and a stinky monkey that was laughed at.
Everyone signed up immediately, and this time they finally returned to their roots, registering as human beings, and then waited for an opportunity to enter the challenge directly.
As a passerby who made up the numbers, Long Danchen got a contact number, and then no one paid attention to him, which made him somewhat lonely. After all, his elder brother had not had enough addiction, and his younger brother was gone.
But he was also a model of flexibility and resilience. After being abandoned by the Three Gods of War, he sat outside the venue waiting for the show to end. After all, he still wanted to catch Huahua and ask her why she was so awesome but refused to tell him.
Women don't have a single good thing.
But after waiting for a long time, it was already dark, and Long Danchen didn't expect anything except being tricked by three passers-by into signing up.
Because at this moment Huahua has already returned to Chang'an Lane and is having dinner with the five people who participated in today's competition.
"The best performer today was actually Xu Wei." Huahua shook her head and sighed: "The worst performer was that horse, which is really surprising."
Brother Zhang was cooking with his head down, and laughed after hearing her words: "Isn't he always like this?"
"It's very unreliable, you know, and he also calls people airplane cups. I think it's really rude."
Brother Zhang just laughed. Don't expect anything good to come out of their mouths if they hit a pony. It's a typical dog that can't spit out ivory. Just get used to it and there's nothing to scold him.
This was already the case before the Twelve Spirits.
While she was describing today's game to Brother Zhang, the door was suddenly pushed open with a bang, and then she saw Dahuang's human form, and the beautiful young Egyptian girl pulled him with a face full of reluctance.
Mr. Pi, the two of them rushed into the small restaurant.
"I plan to form a team to compete as well."
Dahuang rushed in and the first thing she did was complain to Brother Zhang. Her main complaint was that the new competition system did not allow her to play solo. She was very unhappy about this, but the problem was that she couldn't get five people to sign up.
So she searched all over the world, and there were three suitable ones. One was Xiao Hei, who watched perverted movies here every day, and the other was Mr. Pi.
"are you going?"
Dahuang pointed at Huahua and said, "If you go, you will be the one."
"I can't. I can't compete at the main god level." Huahua waved her hands: "I would have gone long ago if I could compete."
"Well..." Dahuang wandered around in front of Brother Zhang without a clue: "There is a yellow one, a black one. There will be no one left. Please think of a way for me quickly."
Brother Zhang stood up straight and looked at Master Pi who looked reluctant: "Did you even capture her?"
"That's right." Master Pi also looked unhappy: "Why are you arresting me?"
It is obvious to everyone that Pi Ye has many choices. Now that she can be captured, it means that Dahuang really has no choice. As long as there are several choices, Pi Ye will definitely not be captured.
"Even if you catch him, you won't even be able to count." Dahuang was so angry that he scratched the door: "Who changed the competition system? It's so annoying."
At this moment, Pony Ma, who came to get drinks during the victory party over there, came over and saw Pi Ye and Da Huang standing together. He laughed and said, "What? Huang Pi Zi and Big Fat Cat, are you going out to catch mice?"
"
Pi Ye rolled up his eyes and glared at Xiao Ma, while Dahuang also seemed to be shooing away flies: "Go away, stay away from me. I'll get annoyed when I see you."
"No, Xiao Huanghuang. I also said that I was going to recommend some people to you. Why are you driving me away?"
Dahuang grabbed Xiaoma with his backhand and said, "Hurry up and tell me, I will spare your life if you are satisfied."
Xiao Ma leaned over and pointed toward the refrigerator: "Heizi, bring me a bottle of Coke."
Moon God Xiao Hei took a bottle of Coke and put it in front of him, then leaned there and listened. After all, she was also captured by Da Huang, which was really embarrassing for her. Although Xiao Hei's fighting ability is indeed good, the standard is correct.
She is a goddess, the goddess of night hunting, and her looks and abilities are on the same level as Dahuang, but she is really not good at fighting in the ring.
"This time we played a round, how can I put it... The level of those who can qualify is not bad, they are all above the standard line, and they are all at the average level of Zhengshen. The upper limit of a Zhengshen is Wen Zhong, so the lower limit is
Me, but here we have to add the restraint of attributes, abilities and skills. So if you bring Huang Pizi, who doesn’t even have a godly position, not only will it not help you, but it may also hinder you."
"Stop talking nonsense." Dahuang frowned: "Hurry up and say it."
"My suggestion is to let go of Huang Pizi and add three more normal ones. If you don't have to form a monster team, you can catch the Red Dust Sword Fairy Yu Heng in Chang'an Alley. His progress is very fast and
Kunlun Zhengyuan’s combat effectiveness is not weak. Although it will be difficult to defeat the players from the line team, if he is given a special training, he should still be able to withstand it.”
"What about the other two?"
"The second one, I personally recommend Little Snake. Even though Little Snake has just awakened, Little Snake's abilities are off-beat and nothing can restrain her. Isn't your relationship with her very good?
She must be fine. The last one is Ying Sha. Ying Sha is not a very good character, but his ability is obvious to all. Even if he went to the corpse world, he was the strongest twelve spirits and was second only to Qing Lingzi.
The top of the line.”
"So you, Heizi, Xiaoshe, Yingsha and Yuheng, this five-person team will basically be fine as long as they don't encounter a perverted team."
At this time, Brother Zhang spoke: "Little snake can't do it."
"Oh... if the little snake can't do it, then forget it. If the little snake can't do it, then you can go find Qing Lingzi. He has a goddaughter. Have you seen Gemini? Gemini is a super-powerful body, and his combat power is basically the same.
You have reached the level of the Lord God. If you are fighting for the human world, Qing Lingzi will not disagree."
"Then take me to find Qing Lingzi."
Although Qing Lingzi is a scary thing, Dahuang has never been like this. She is a high-ranking deity herself, and she is Brother Zhang's kitten. No matter how scary Qing Lingzi is, it is just average to her.
"You are really awesome. You have to meet Qing Lingzi when you come up. Do you know Qing Lingzi? You should go to him. There is something wrong with that pushy guy. He is an old pervert. He will ask you to sleep with him and fuck the cat.
You know, right?"
Brother Zhang raised his head at this time. He was holding a phone in his hand. The person on the phone was Qing Lingzi. He was actually calling Qing Lingzi to talk about Gemini, but who knew that Xiao Ma’s grandson
He suddenly started talking outside...
"Okay, I understand." Qing Lingzi's voice came from the phone.
"Senior brother, please listen to my explanation!" Xiao Ma flew over: "Senior brother..."
But all that came was the busy signal of hanging up the phone. Xiao Ma stopped there, retracted his hand in embarrassment, and sat down on the chair: "It's over..."
"By the way, do you know why Qing Lingzi is a woman?" Brother Zhang suddenly said with a smile: "I just found out too."
"Why? He never said that." Xiao Ma raised his head and asked curiously: "According to his ability, doesn't he become a man when he wants to be a man, and a woman when he wants to be a woman?"
"Yeah. He told me that when he just came out of the place of suppression, he actually took the body of a girl. He said that girl's life was too hard, and he promised to live on her behalf."
"There is another story. Qing Lingzi is a pretty good person." Dahuang nodded: "Much better than some people."
"Okay? The prerequisite is to seize the body. Don't fall in love with people like you. It's easy to be PUA. He's a piece of shit." Xiao Ma leaned over and sneered at Dahuang's words: "When he killed people and created Jingguan, you
I’ve never seen it before.”
Dahuang sneered and glanced at Xiaoma: "Sacrificial civilizations are much the same. By the way, when will those twin stars arrive?"