When Yingsha landed on the land of Shanhai Realm with his feet on the ground again, he opened his hands to the sky, then breathed, and then he lay down on the ground and kissed the ground hard.
"If you are sick, go get it treated. Don't go crazy in front of me."
Mouse stood next to him and even didn't want to know this idiot, while Yingsha straightened up and took a few deep breaths: "You don't understand, I have been locked in that underworld for decades, and I am almost depressed."
Yingsha was not lying about this. Before the time synchronization, he stayed there from 1930 to 1970. For almost 40 years, he stayed in that small warehouse all day long.
If he hadn't been thinking of ways to change the situation of the war, he might have been suffering from traumatic stress by now.
He really doesn't dare to act like a monster again this time. He has no doubt about Brother Zhang's punishment methods. He has almost collapsed in just a few decades. If he acts like a monster again, he may be locked in an iron cage to watch.
Five years ago, there were ups and downs. The level of cruelty was much crueler than just beheading him.
So this time he came here intending to complete the task seriously.
"What mission did the boss give you?"
Mouse asked Yingsha curiously: "You're not going to keep it a secret from me, are you?"
"You? You are a traitor to the human world, why should I not keep this secret?"
"You are really in debt, so can you blame me? Why don't you scold Qing Lingzi?"
"I don't dare to scold Qing Lingzi? I don't even dare to." Yingsha started walking slowly with his hands behind his back: "I don't dare to scold him, and I don't dare to scold you. And the boss has no intention of dealing with you two this time.
"
Mouzi pursed his lips and followed Yingsha without saying a word. After all, he really didn't have the right to speak now. He caused such a big trouble, so he was thankful to Brother Zhang that he was not punished. He knew clearly in his heart,
Brother Zhang's ability to send Ying Shang here means that he wants to intervene in this matter, but not as a guardian but as a Holy Lord.
Then we have to ask whether the ex-mouse listens to the plan? Damn it, can he not listen? Let’s not talk about the emotional level first, just the seriousness of this matter, if he dares to play even a little bit, he will
I have no doubt that Brother Zhang will handle this matter as a guardian.
Do you really think that Brother Zhang is some silly Aladdin's magic lamp? Have you asked the old ruler who was pressed into a jar by him as a mustard octopus? Have you asked Jiang who was sealed in the Haotian Tower and has not come out yet?
Have you ever asked about the various invaders who were slapped from one three-dimensional world to another by him? Have you ever asked about the universe that was destroyed by his shock? Have you ever asked about the hell that will never happen again after being stamped by him?
There is no Western pantheon?
He is easy to talk to, but he is definitely not a soft persimmon who can be manipulated by others. Always remember that Brother Zhang will not be confused by women, seduced by money, or captured by power. At the same time, he knows that everything in the past, present and future will
He is the only omniscient and omnipotent God in this multiverse who knows everything at a point in time and what anyone is thinking at any time. Don't try to deceive him by any means.
You can be lazy, passive, or even protest or go on strike when facing him, but please don't lie.
So why don't we simply refuse Ying Shang's request for cooperation? If we agree, we must fight to the end and use it as a stumbling block. Grandma... even without Brother Zhang taking action, Ying Sang can give him a severe concussion.
I will definitely not be able to take care of myself for the rest of my life.
After all, the current Shushu no longer has the power of creation, and has lost the ability to compete with everyone 50-50.
In the end, of course, he chose to go out with Yingsha. Putting aside the feelings of senior brothers he had grown up with, another point was that Shushu was unwilling to be manipulated by Qing Lingzi like this. Since he could not return to the human world, wouldn't the home field be here now?
Are mountains and seas bounded?
"You don't have to gouba to give me such a sad face, it's not what I mean about you." Yingsha turned around and cursed: "Your mind is full of mush. Is your useless apprentice worthy of what you do?"
"Do you think it's as simple as just being an apprentice? If I don't keep him, Qing Lingzi won't let me go."
"You are really not convinced when I say you are stupid. You are just a fucking idiot. When did Qing Lingzi set up a dead end? Don't forget that he has a big daddy on his head. Turn your head.
Go to Big Daddy and plead guilty. Don’t you know who Big Daddy is? Even if you are willing to lower your head and be willing to be punished, you will be thrown into a certain place and locked up for decades before you are released. At most, you will be emo.
Months ago, you, Gouba, have lived for more than two thousand years, and you still can’t think of this? Have you forgotten what you called yourself back then?”
"Shengtian Banzi..."
"Better than you by M, stinky sand wall."
If anyone can scold Shushu to the point of being autistic, there is no one else in the world except Yingsha. Yingsha is really not incompetent. On the contrary, he is the one among the Twelve Spirits who has higher indicators in all aspects. A gamer.
A guy who walks in front of all kinds of forces but is able to get along like a fish in water. Firstly, he is a gangster, secondly, he is lazy. There is really no fault in him for the rest.
As for people like Shushu, what is popular among their group is to fight with the Confucian scholars, quote scriptures, and speak plausibly. But if Yingda doesn't follow this trick, if God doesn't give birth to a mana dragon, his ancestor's peace will be like a long night.
"Have you had enough? Things have reached this point and I have no way out."
"Go away, I'm annoyed by this idiot like you. I really don't know how I could be in the same school as you, an idiot like you. It's embarrassing to say that. People will ask me when the time comes, what happened to that junior brother of yours?
I don’t have the shame to reply to them. What do you think I said? He’s just an idiot, with bubbles in his brain and urine in his bubbles, right?”
"Stop scolding, stop scolding!" Shushu looked around: "I am still a prince here, please save some face for me."
"What the hell can he do to me even if Bai Ze comes? It's not that I look down on him. Qing Lingzi is right when he says that Bai Ze has shit in his head. You guys have been in the shit hole all the way down.
Yes, no one has a brain. Where is Bai Ze? Let Bai Ze come over!"
While Yingsha was cursing, Bai Ze strolled over from behind. He glanced sideways at Yingsha and then at Shushu, then waved his hands and walked away.
"Don't run away, where are you going?"
Yingsha actually chased Bai Ze and passed by: "Old Bai, please wait for me for a while."
The sound of "Old Bai" made Bai Ze's scalp numb. In fact, there is a unique and interesting thing here, that is, in terms of seniority, Bai Ze was enlightened by the demon master Kunpeng, and the demon master Kunpeng was the same generation as Yinglong, and Yinglong was
One of the Dragons of the Four Seasons, Yingsha's biological father is Chunlong Kui of the Dragon of the Four Seasons, and Yinglong is his undisputed uncle.
In terms of seniority in the Shanhai Realm, if Bai Ze and Ying Sha are the same generation, Shu Shu will call Ying Sha a master uncle.
Although Bai Ze is much older than Ying Sha, this age difference is negligible for immortals, so there is no problem for Ying Sha to behave in front of Bai Ze.
But when Bai Ze saw him, his head was really buzzing. This guy was famous for being a gangster in the world of mountains and seas. He used his status as the eldest prince of the world of mountains and seas to get into trouble. Later, he tried his best to get him.
He went to the human world to be a messenger of light. It’s only been a while, but why is he here again? This is not over yet...
"Why are you running? Why do you feel guilty?"
Bai Ze frowned and looked at Yingsha: "What can I say to you?"
"Oh oh oh oh oh oh, yes, yes, yes, you have nothing to say to me, then you can quickly take people to the upper three realms. Then I will go and beg my father Wen Zhong to let him divide you.
Be my mount. I will ride on your head across the Pacific Ocean every day."
Bai Ze's expression became sharp. If it were anyone else, he would have already begun to prepare for the enemy. But what kind of dead pig is Ying Sha? It's strange that he can be afraid of this. He just happened to be in solitary confinement and was full of plague.
Now, no one who appears in front of him can do without that firepower output.
"Don't shame me. What qualifications do you have to show off to me? Don't you know who you are? You are a little beast in the mountains. You got three points of Kunpeng's spiritual energy and gained the Tao. Then you thought you were
Now that you are smart, powerful, and promising, you can rely on Kunpeng to deceive people all over the world without caring about worldly affairs, and under its banner, you can recruit disciples to form a sect, and it is almost ready. Hehe, you are yearning for the life of a master in the upper three realms. I am not saying that.
You, Lao Bai, think about what you are. I, the Dragon Clan and the Human Clan have been fighting against the Three Realms for ten thousand years. They exchanged a fucking mountain of corpses and a sea of blood for an equal. You bastard thinks you can lick just by licking.
Adults? Do you understand how to lick your ass? Are you skilled in smart toilet technology? Just let it go and act like a dog."
"Wen Ying!" The beastly look on Bai Ze's face has already appeared: "Don't think that I dare not kill you."
"Kill, if I retaliate today, I will be the little bastard born of your mongrel dog. Grandpa is not joking with you. If you kill me today, your Baize skin will have to be hung at the gate of the city to cover me tomorrow."
The circle is like a broken drum, letting people beat the fuck out of 18,000 years ago. Don’t forget, your grandfather and I are in an infinite rotation. The worst I can do is drink milk again and live another seventeen-year-old rainy season! Give me your Baize
Just be a broken drum!"
"Yingsha!" Mouse started to persuade from the side: "He is my master after all."
"Your master? Your master is my mother's brother Zhang's father. Who dares to compare with the Holy Master of the previous generation? No matter the Holy Master's ability, even though he has been wronged all these years, he has never thought of rushing to the three realms and groveling.
, I have been fighting with Tiansheng for six thousand eight hundred and twenty years. Who dares to touch a hair of my human world in the three realms? Did this respect fall from the sky? Did it grow from the ground? That is not the saint of all ages.
The boss came out? What did he Bai Ze do? I have long wanted to scold his mother. If it were not possible that he could not be beaten, today I would have to break two of his three legs and make him kneel and rub forward for the rest of his life. "
"Wen Ying, I have already tolerated you, you have no right to talk to me." Bai Ze said sternly: "Don't force me to expel you from the human world."
"Hahahahaha, I, Cao Nima, am really laughing to death." After Yingsha laughed, he suddenly shouted loudly, and thunder suddenly spread in the sky with a terrifying force: "Drive! You drive now! I want to see what you are doing.
Does Bai Ze, who has been a scoundrel all his life, have the guts! If you dare to drive away, the human race will dare to declare war on your alien beast race. If you dare to drive away, the dragon race will dare to declare war on you! How many years have I been waiting for your death?
When the time comes, try to see if the Holy Lord will forcibly activate the twelve spirits. Try to see if the Corpse Reverend Immortal will go into battle overnight. Try to see if the Dragon of the Four Seasons will eat your dog meat! Mouse, don’t say you don’t.
Clearly, there is no way that old dog Bai Ze would agree to the opening of your alien tribe to accommodate disaster victims. It was definitely a fake news from your boy. But he was so good at sneaking around and knew that the situation was irreversible, so he pretended not to have seen it. Now he has become a fake.
Is he being hypocritical? Do you really think that the Alien Beast Clan is your Alien Beast Clan? You are just a dog on the Holy Mountain! Remember, you are just a dog!"
Bai Ze suddenly transformed into a beast and rushed towards Ying Sha, but Ying Sha didn't move. The mouse jumped out of desperation and threw him to the ground, avoiding Bai Ze's attack.
But the next moment Bai Ze turned around and attacked again. Ying Zai pushed the mouse away, and then Bai Ze's sharp claws penetrated his body. Then Bai Ze bit Ying Zai's neck and roared from the depth of his throat:
"I want you to die!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Ying's neck broke with a snap, and then he was gone.
Seeing this scene, Mouse took a few steps back in shock and sat down on the ground. He looked at Yingsha's body on the ground and then at Bai Ze who was biting Yingsha, and suddenly he seemed crazy.
Jumped up: "Let me go!"
But a mouse without power is like a kite with its string cut off. Bai Ze, who was driven mad, overturned it with a paw, and a deep wound appeared in his abdomen, almost breaking him at the waist.
"Oh, why are you here too?"
Yingsha, who was standing in Fengdu Ghost City, looked back at Mouse who was following behind him. Mouse looked at Yingsha and suddenly laughed out loud, while Yingsha looked at him and laughed too.
"Holy shit, what's going on? Why did you two team up?"
Huahua was currently reviewing official documents in the main hall. The number of deaths had increased sharply recently. She was very busy now. When she looked up, she found that these two brothers had appeared in front of her: "What? Dead?"
"He was bitten to death by Bai Ze."
"I was scratched to death by Bai Ze."
"Okay, you two are awesome. Wait a minute."
Huahua put down her work and took out the phone and dialed: "They are both dead. Who are they? Yingsha and Husha, one was scratched to death by Baize and the other was bitten to death by Baize. How do you say?"
"Oh... OK, I understand. OK, you can handle it this way."
After saying that, Huahua hung up the phone and looked Yingsha up and down: "You, go back. Shushu, enter a new reincarnation."
Mouse was stunned: "Huh? Next reincarnation? What do you mean? I am no longer twelve spirits. I should follow the normal procedure and drink Meng Po soup, right?"
"What nonsense are you talking about? Hurry up." Huahua raised her watch and glanced at it: "Hurry up, otherwise you will miss a good opportunity! Your senior brother is really kind to you, isn't he?"
And Yingsha also asked there: "What about me? Where am I going to go back? My body is bitten to pieces."
"Stop pretending to me and go back quickly. Stop talking nonsense. Now is not the time for the Three Realms War. I don't have time to talk nonsense to you two. I'm so busy. I have to go back to eat braised pork ribs in the evening. Hurry up, get out! Get out!