166 The Sister-in-Law Who Can't Lift Up (3500 Roots)
Today, the Qin family’s morning is a little different.
Of course, it's not a big deal. In an ordinary small family like Qin Ren, the trivial things in daily life may add a touch of special color to the next morning.
What is more surprising this morning is that classmate Yu Yourong woke up very late.
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As a monk, getting up on time is something that has become a conditioned reflex for thousands of years.
Even though Yu Ling'er will sleep a little later playing games now, she can still get up on time for morning exercises the next day. At worst, she can just catch up on her sleep after breakfast.
But today, Qin Ren had finished getting dressed and washed up, and he had also helped Luo Yao get dressed and wash up. Student Yu Yourong had just sat up from the sofa.
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"...Ah...Brother, morning..."
The hazy skylight shone lightly on the delicate and white shoulders and back of the newly awakened girl. Yu Yourong's greeting voice was a little unclear because the tip of her pink tongue was picking up a hair tie.
She was holding the hair on the back of her head with both hands and was about to tie it into a ponytail. The light fluff on the back of her swan-like neck was cute and cute. It should have revealed a kind of purity, but the nightgown on her body really made people feel excited.
.
The semi-transparent gauze is only decorated with a little cotton base at key points. It's not just a deliberate design or something. The mask on the heart is pushed up slightly, so the two rabbit sisters squeeze each other.
, as if trying to struggle out from below, showing two soft and waxy half-balls.
"Have... cough... have capacity..."
Qin Ren's eyelids blinked wildly at that moment. He could no longer talk or walk. He stood on the aisle and stuttered.
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It is true that as a former exorcist + social animal, Qin Ren is well-informed.
Logically speaking, even if the snake girl at this time is like a fairy or a succubus, he will not look like a pig brother.
However, by coincidence, after being kissed on the mouth by an old witch yesterday, Qin Ren had a long-awaited dream at night.
It’s difficult to elaborate on the specific content of the dream, but it was just the kind of dream that Gu Qing often had.
It's just that the object of the dream has changed from "younger brother" to a creature that matches Qin Ren's xp. It doesn't matter, so I won't mention it for now.
…
All in all, due to the influence of this dream, coupled with the characteristic strong energy of men who get up early, Qin Ren looked so stupid at this time.
"elder brother…"
"Hey...hey!"
"..."
Of course, classmate Yu Yourong also saw the clues from his brother's reaction. He quickly became more awake, nodded and looked at his charming body sitting up from the quilt.
Well…
If I blush now, is it too late?
It seems so. Then Yu Yourong was too lazy to be shy. He only needed to cover up the little joy in his eyes. He grabbed the quilt with one hand to cover it and whispered:
"Brother, I overslept. You can sleep a little longer and I'll cook right away."
"Ah, no, no, no, I'll come, you can get dressed and wash up."
Qin Rencai was reluctant to use the little snake as a maid. It was just for breakfast. Qin Ren rolled up his sleeves and entered the kitchen. He moved very quickly and did not notice the other snake on the balcony who had been secretly observing for a long time. He immediately followed.
Came over.
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Wow——!
boom--!
Qin Ren put the pan on his front foot and heard the kitchen door being opened and closed with his back foot.
"Didn't I say, I'll do it, you go quickly...uh? Ling'er?"
Qin Ren tilted his head as he spoke, and found that the person coming was not a small snake but a big snake.
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The clothes Orochi wore today were quite nice. The upper body was a thick white bat shirt, and the lower body was a light gray half-length skirt that reached to the middle of the calf. It was gentle and bright, and had a homely, feminine feel.
nice.
So lovely.
There is a saying, Qin Ren thinks that if Yu Ling'er's outfit today is paired with a pair of stockings, it will be absolutely perfect.
And depending on the color of the stockings, the style presented varies.
For example, if it's a flesh-colored color, you'll go straight to Su Yu's style.
The virtuous and beautiful wife is dressed in a refreshing and virtuous manner. Only her legs wrapped in stockings are slender and can be seen. The looming haziness and mystery are often the most alluring. It seems to imply that the real infinite scenery hidden under the clothes is waiting for you to reveal it.
If it can be paired with a sad face that is easily bullied, I believe that few normal men can withstand it;
And if it is black stockings, it will add a lot of sultry charm, making people think of the young single divorced mothers on TV.
Just imagine, on a cold night when she had been lonely for a long time, she put her child to sleep, returned to the bedroom, picked up a glass of wine, and sipped and drank while enjoying herself in front of the mirror. After she was slightly tipsy, she looked at her pretty face in the mirror and smiled.
Staring at the blush for a long time, some old and charming thoughts came to mind, and the water in her eyes gradually became brighter. She reached out and slowly raised her usually reserved half-length skirt to an extremely indulgent position, revealing the looming breasts under the black pantyhose.
The burgundy T-shaped lace piece that no one has seen for a long time...
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Damn! That’s not right.
Where the hell did this go?
People's thoughts are really amazing. Qin Ren even admires himself. He can actually associate the fish spirit in front of him with the late-night stories in the "Zhiyin" magazine when he was a child.
Tsk…
Could it be that I stayed with my sister-in-law for a long time every day and was infected with her divergent thinking...
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"7 seconds."
"?"
Yu Ling'er in front of him suddenly spoke, and Qin Ren came back to his senses:
"What?"
"You were stunned for 7 seconds..."
Yu Ling'er looked at him dully:
"Qin Ren, what bad things are you thinking about again?"
"It's not a bad thing."
Qin Ren waved the spatula in his hand:
"I just think...well...Ling'er, your clothes are pretty good."
"Can you stop shouting so skillfully?"
Yu Ling'er stared at him, and while glaring, he tiptoed uncomfortably.
"Okay, you have the final say, and I won't bark anymore."
"I…"
Yu Ling'er was inexplicably anxious at that time:
"...No, who told you not to scream? I just asked you...to let you..."
In a hurry, when he saw the corners of Qin Ren's mouth gradually rising, Yu Ling'er immediately understood that he had been teased. His face turned red, he clenched his fist and punched it, but Qin Ren covered his left shoulder and dodged it.
"You hit this side every time, can you change the direction?"
"able."
Just change, Yu Ling'er hit him on the right shoulder, and after finishing the beating, he looked at him sideways:
"Let me ask you, what were you talking to Rong'er in the living room just now?"
"Hey, why are you here to inquire about this?"
Yu Ling'er had just finished his morning exercises on the balcony. Master Yu undoubtedly saw him when he was chatting with Yu Yourong.
"I said Ling'er."
Qin Ren casually pulled out a piece of kitchen paper and wiped the thin layer of sweat from morning exercise on the tip of Yu Ling'er's nose:
"Why do you seem to be supervising Rong'er's every move now? Disciples always get more and more aggressive as they get older, and the master becomes more and more hands-off. Why are you doing the opposite and becoming more and more strict?"
"I...Isn't it for Rong'er's safety?"
Yu Ling'er said something perfunctory impatiently, and then directly muttered his guess:
"...Anyway, I saw you, a bad guy, staring at Rong'er after waking up so early in the morning. Hmph, what's there to see..."
Obviously, the nightgown worn by the disciple was the same style as the nightgown worn by the master, that is, one black and one white were different colors. Didn't Qin Ren see the nightgown on Yu Ling'er that night on the balcony?
Wasn't his reaction just average at that time? Why did he show such virtue when he saw Rong'er wearing the same thing today?
Well what does that mean…
"In short, you are a bad person. In order to prevent you from having any wrong thoughts about Rong'er, I...as a master...naturally have to...pay more attention..."
The further back Yu Ling'er went, the softer his voice became, as if he had a guilty conscience.
But Qin Ren believed in her and believed that the master's desire to protect his apprentice was genuine and was a very pure feeling.
"Don't worry, don't think too much about these things. We just exchanged casual greetings, but I just want to ask, did she sleep very late yesterday? Why did she get up so late today?
"
"have no idea."
Yu Ling'er shook his head:
"She went to bed before me yesterday, and then she might have been woken up by mosquitoes. She seemed to have gotten up once."
"That's it..."
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Is this really true?
I don’t know. Anyway, later at the dinner table, Qin Ren asked me again, and classmate Yu Yourong also gave a very perfunctory answer. It was probably because the master’s buttocks were too big and the quilt was not enough for her, so she didn’t sleep well.
It is conceivable that after saying this, the master and the apprentice will definitely have some bickering.
During this process, Qin Ren accidentally caught a glimpse of some abnormal redness on one of Yu Yourong's fingers.
"You have tolerance."
Qin Ren put down his chopsticks, narrowed his eyes and said doubtfully:
"What happened to your finger? Why is it like...a little swollen?"
"Eh?"
Hearing this, Yu Yourong's eyes flashed with panic, and he pinched and retracted his hands:
"This is... a mosquito bite."
"Bite your finger?"
Qin Ren was surprised. Based on experience, mosquitoes rarely bite places like fingers, right?
But recalling it carefully, Qin Ren was actually bitten by mosquitoes in some of the most outrageous places, which caused Qin Ren to almost go to the men's hospital. From then on, Qin Ren never slept naked again.
Huh?
Speaking of blood-sucking mosquitoes, they are all female mosquitoes...
Is it a bit... astringent to be sucked by a female mosquito?
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Qin Ren's mind began to wander again, so much so that he still remembered this incident when he arrived at the company.
Sometimes men can always find inexplicable points of interest in some strange topics, and Qin Ren is no exception. As soon as he arrived at the company, he found Zhou Chi and shared the "Female Mosquito Incident".
After Zhou Chi listened with great interest, he clicked his tongue, and then patted Qin Ren's shoulder earnestly:
"Brother Ren, you'd better get some furry."
"roll!"
"Others are fine, but they are better than mosquitoes. By the way, I happened to see a book about Plants vs. Zombies recently..."
"climb!"
Qin Ren ignored him and returned to his work station. Xiao Chengzi, who happened to be on leave yesterday, also arrived.
"Engineer."
Qin Ren held his head high and said hello. What was surprising was that Cheng Siyu did not respond as positively as usual, "Good morning, Mr. Qin~", but said "Hmm" listlessly, then sat down at the workstation and hugged him with his arms.
His little head was slumped on the table.
Qin Renxin asked, could she be as sleepless as the little snake at home?
When asked, Cheng Siyu replied dully:
"It's not that I didn't sleep well, it's...anyway, I just can't feel energetic and I feel like I haven't eaten enough..."
"You didn't have breakfast?"
"I ate it. I got half a cup of milk more than usual. But I don't know why. It feels like I haven't eaten it... maybe it's a psychological effect."
Despite this, when talking to her brother-in-law, Cheng Siyu couldn't help but cheer up a little, and slowly told him about the little dog she picked up yesterday:
"You know, Gong Qin, Lily finally woke up last night. She really didn't have any illness before. She just slept to death. Gee, I've really learned a lot about dogs that can sleep like this."
"I told you she is a lazy dog."
"Also, I found that there are many special things about Lily. She doesn't eat dog food, meat, or even vegetables. After I woke up, I heard her stomach growling, but she didn't...
I didn’t eat either, so guess what happened in the end?”
"Don't show off."
"In the end, she actually went to the kitchen to find a carrot and gnawed it with great enthusiasm!"
"..."
Dogs who love to eat carrots…
That's outrageous.
It just so happens that the theme of fishing at work today hasn't been decided yet, so I might as well use it to chat with my sister-in-law about this little bitch named "Lily".
