167 'My Dog Becomes a Vampire Cat-Eared Succubus Maid'
Before picking up Lily, Cheng Siyu had never had a pet.
Cheng Siyu had very few opportunities to play with the ball at her brother-in-law's house. After all, when her sister was in China, she liked to go to Qin Ren's house to play with the ball.
As we all know, when Qin Ren and Chengzi were together, Xiao Chengzi was not willing to stay next to them and be an outsider, so he rarely had the opportunity to masturbate.
Now that Lily is at home, Cheng Siyu is actually very happy.
However, this kind of happiness is destined not to last long.
"Why?"
"Because of my parents."
Cheng Siyu looked behind her and after confirming that Yun Wanhe was not there, she twisted her chair and slid to Qin Ren:
"That's your parents, our parents."
"Tsk."
Qin Ren also looked behind him, and after confirming that Sister Yun was not there, he frowned and pinched the left side of Xiao Chengzi's face:
"Stop talking, what's wrong with your parents?"
"You pinch me, I won't say anything anymore."
"..."
Qin Ren's face darkened at that time, and he stretched out his hand to give her the right cheek:
"If you don't say it, never say it again."
"No, no, no, that's all I said~"
Cheng Siyu held her soft cheeks and stuck out her tongue.
My brother-in-law has really fallen in love with her hands recently... He pinched her again, and my sister-in-law felt a little shy.
"Actually, our parents are allergic to cats and dogs."
"Huh? Allergy?"
"You don't know this, do you?"
Cheng Siyu pursed her lips:
"Hey, where's that little notebook of yours? Why don't you write it down quickly?"
"That one, I threw it away a long time ago."
Qin Ren waved his hand and Cheng Siyu's eyes lit up:
"Throw it away?"
"Well, times have changed, I use mobile phones now."
As he spoke, Qin Ren took out his cell phone, opened a note titled "Details determine success or failure", and quickly wrote down the item "allergic to cats and dogs".
As a result, Cheng Siyu's eyes dimmed and she curled her lips secretly, feeling somewhat sour in her heart.
…
cut…
Just talking, I didn’t expect that after so many years, Qin Ren has really maintained the habit of keeping a small notebook...
Now I remember my father-in-law’s characteristics and preferences, but in the past I remembered every detail of my sister.
Cheng Siyu knew this very well.
As early as when she was in school, she accidentally peeked at Qin Ren's notebook.
…
[Oranges don’t eat coriander]
【Orange hates sunset】
[Cheng Zi likes horror movies, but is also afraid of horror movies]
[Orange feet size 39]
…
The densely packed, ugly words are all about the trivialities of oranges.
And there is only one sentence about Little Orange.
[You should quarrel less with Orange in order to increase Orange’s impression points]
Tsk, I shouldn't have thought of this. The more I thought about it, the more uncomfortable I became. It made me uncomfortable. Cheng Siyu's joyful mood after finding the dog suddenly dropped. She raised her eyes and looked at her brother-in-law:
"Qin Ren."
"ha?"
Qin Ren was puzzled that his sister-in-law actually called him by his first name, which was rare.
"what?"
"Qin Ren, you are evil."
"..."
Good guy, this sense of déjà vu…
Yu Ling'er just thought of herself as a bad person, but her sister-in-law actually said that she was a bad person too.
"speak nicely."
"Slightly, slightly, slightly~"
Gu Zhi
"No cuteness allowed."
Qin Ren rolled his eyes at her and said to himself that after the matter between him and Cheng Siyun was settled, he would formulate a set of family rules to deal with his sister-in-law.
When the time comes, my sister-in-law will still be as naughty as she is now, and she will take care of her directly! Let her feel the weight of her brother-in-law’s identity!
"So if your parents are allergic, it means that Lily can only be kept in your bedroom from now on?"
"How can it be!"
As expected, my brother-in-law is not a good person and has no love at all.
Lily is a cute little bitch, not a hamster, and not some strange slave. How could she be locked up in a small bedroom all day long?
And although Cheng Siyu likes cats and dogs like many girls, she cannot accept things like pets climbing on the bed. If she lives in the same room with Lily, firstly, she is afraid that she will crawl everywhere, and secondly, she is afraid that her fur will be flying all over the sky.
You still need to ask your parents. Thirdly, there will be odors such as poop...
Eh?
Speaking of which, Lily ate so many carrots, but from the moment she woke up until this morning, she seemed to have never had a bowel movement or a pee...
But he is an amazing dog. He can sleep for such a long time. Let’s take a look when we get back from get off work.
Cheng Siyu stopped worrying about this and continued solemnly:
"Anyway, after considering my parents' situation, I can only regretfully decide to raise her for three days at most."
"What about three days later?"
Qin Ren asked casually, while turning on his mobile phone to continue reading the novel "What should I do if I get PUAed by a white-haired cat girl" written by his roommate Lao Li on a certain website.
"In three days, I will give Lily away."
"That's a pity."
But there is nothing you can do. It is better to give it away if you can't keep it yourself, than to throw it away casually.
"yes."
Cheng Siyu was also melancholy, holding up her soft chin with both hands:
"If I want to see Lily from now on, I can only go to your brother-in-law's house..."
"It's okay, you can enjoy it anytime...wait a minute!"
Qin Ren was stunned:
"It's not you...what do you mean?"
"Lily, brother-in-law, I'm going to give her to you. I've thought about it. Anyway, you also have experience in raising a group. I will just pay you the alimony and so on. I'll wait for you... I'll wait for you and my sister.
After getting married...after getting married...or something..."
When talking about troubles, Xiao Chengzi, who was already a little listless because he didn't feel full, his voice became more and more vague and weak:
"...Anyway, at some point, you have a new home. I guess I have saved enough money to move out of my parents' house and find a small house by myself. At that time, I was also alone and had no one to accompany me. My parents
If she's not here anymore, I'll take Lily back and raise her myself."
"..."
Qin Ren listened silently, and what she said was exactly the same thing. The problem was that when this guy talked about "little house" and "aloneness", why did his little eyes keep looking at him with a faint and resentful look...
Haha, I don’t know where I learned this little resentful woman’s attitude at such a young age.
Is it from Sister Yun?
…
Having said that, Qin Ren has seen Lily's photos, and indeed, as my sister-in-law said, the dog is very cute. Although it has many typical characteristics of Corgi, such as buttocks and short legs, the hair on its body is as dark as that of a blue cat.
Gray, quite special.
As for the thing like a pair of folded little wings on the back...
Surely it must be some kind of osteoma, right?
Anyway, it doesn't seem to have any impact on her appearance, but it looks like the cosplay props some online uploaders put on their pets.
But aren’t there too many things currently raised at home?…
"Cat, Pixiu, snake, sister, slime...oh no, slimes can be kept free..."
Qin Ren clasped his fingers and muttered quietly for a while, then looked at Cheng Siyu:
"Let's do this. I'll discuss Lily's matter with your sister Gu Qing. If she agrees, you can bring Lily over."
"Okay~"
"But you have to say hello to me before you come over. Don't come to the door suddenly. I have to...ahem...clean up the house first..."
"Yeah, you are a man too, and my sister is not here. There must be a lot of toilet paper in the trash can. I understand~"
"You know shit."
Qin Ren didn't say anything more to her, and returned his attention to his mobile phone, only to find that the book "What should I do if I get PUAed by a white-haired cat girl" written by Lao Li before was harmonized.
"Damn! Are pure love novels deleted? Qidian biss!"
Qin Ren cursed with disdain, then clicked on the author's information, only to find to his surprise that Lao Li had opened a new book.
Yes, after all, Lao Li quit his job and changed his career to writing books. The old books are numb, how can he make money if he doesn't write new books?
Take another look at the title of the new book.
"My dog turned into a vampire cat-eared succubus maid"
"..."
The corners of Qin Ren's mouth twitched.
I feel like after reading this book, those who like dogs, cats, vampires, succubi, and maids will all fall silent.
