Chapter 256 The big fish and the small fish fight in the living room.jpg
"Bad guy, let me ask you, how long did you and Rong'er kiss after I fainted?"
"..."
This question made Qin Ren fall into deep thought for a long time.
Yu Ling'er looked at her boyfriend's embarrassed look, but actually he was quite confused in his heart.
It's not that I feel sorry for him, he's just a bad guy, so there's nothing to feel sorry for...
She was mainly thinking of Rong'er and the man who had snatched her apprentice first. Isn't it inappropriate to ask such a question...?
That is to say, Little Snake'er is not here at the moment. If he were here, Yu Ling'er, as a "sinner", would definitely be even more unable to ask questions.
But now it was just her and Qin Ren, and Yu Ling'er would undoubtedly panic if she didn't ask this kind of question.
…
Watching her boyfriend and her apprentice passionately kissing each other, her eyes darkened and she fell down...
This... the development after this, as a normal snake, how could Yu Ling'er not care?
Including how long the kiss lasted?
How did you kiss?
Compared with yourself, whose little tongue is more...
…
Thinking of some embarrassing questions, Yu Ling'er stopped thinking about them.
All in all, when Yu Ling'er thinks about this kind of problem, his mentality will inevitably change, and he will suddenly feel that he is not really wrong.
After all, I don’t like Qin Ren any less than my apprentice, so why should I...
Ah! No, no, no!
On the surface, Yu Ling'er seems to be calm, but in his mind, there seems to be a little Ling'er shaking his head crazily, reminding himself that the master and his apprentice are robbing men. If something is wrong, it is wrong, and there can be no excuses!
As a master and a sect leader, the word "pattern" seemed to appear in front of her eyes, so she decided not to ask this question.
"Forget it Qin Ren, just pretend... just pretend I didn't..."
"It's less than with you."
"...?"
However, Qin Ren, who had been thinking for a long time, already gave the answer, with serious and innocent eyes, holding her hands:
"Ling'er, if you want to know, let me tell you that the number of kisses Yourong and I have is less than one-tenth of the number of times you and I have kissed."
"you…"
God knows how much uncontrollable joy arose in my heart, but Yu Ling'er couldn't show too many expressions on her face. She could only look back and forth between Qin Ren and the quilt:
"Are you serious..."
"yes."
"oh."
Yu Ling'er pinched the hem of her clothes and raised her beautiful chin slightly, rarely showing the calm temperament of being a sect leader or a master:
"Just one-tenth, isn't it a little less..."
"???"
"I mean, for example, three points...for example, a quarter, it's actually...almost."
"..."
Qin Ren's strange gaze made Yu Ling'er's face feel warm. She pursed her lips and raised her eyes to complain:
"What's wrong? I was at fault first. What's wrong with giving Rong'er some compensation?"
"So you're going to compensate me?"
Qin Ren pointed to his nose:
"Use your boyfriend, your man, to compensate your apprentice?"
"Bad people say a lot of bad things! Why don't you want to!"
Yu Ling'er's ears burned when he heard it, and he kicked him twice with his jade feet wrapped in quilt.
"Yes, yes!"
Qin Ren nodded like he was pecking at rice. When he stopped, he saw that Yu Ling'er's face had changed at the speed of light, and he looked as gloomy as a resentful woman:
"Are you very willing..."
"..."
Qin Ren was so tired, but he learned his lesson. He looked helplessly at the ceiling and sighed deeply:
"Alas! What can you do if you don't want to? Ling'er, it's a bad behavior for you to use me to compensate Yourong..."
"Qin Ren..."
"...But like you, I also hope that the misunderstanding between you and Yourong can be resolved as soon as possible and return to the way it was at the beginning. If you really want to make it up to Yourong, I will just kiss her a few more times in the past two days."
"Uh-huh."
Yu Ling'er's eyes dimmed slightly, and her heart was extremely conflicted, but she could only frown and nod leisurely:
"But no more, remember, no more than one-fifth."
"Uh..." Qin Ren rubbed his hands and whispered, "Didn't I just say four quarters..."
Crack!
Big Snake's beautiful eyes were like lightning, Qin Ren closed his mouth and pretended to look at the scenery.
One-fifth is one-fifth.
Assume that they have kissed a total of 100 times since they started dating Big Snake, then one-tenth is 10 times, and if it reaches one-fifth, they still need to kiss Little Snake...
"Um?"
Qin Ren was counting with his fingers when he suddenly felt lightly kicked twice more, so he reached out with his big hand and caught the disobedient feet through the quilt.
"Hey...~"
Yu Ling'er felt itchy, bent her waist, and her feet under the quilt twitched twice in his palm. It was useless, so she could only push him angrily:
"No pinching!"
"Ling'er, you don't understand. Pressing it will help your body recover. Come on, take your feet out. The effect will be better..."
"If you don't behave properly, I'm going to catch a cold again."
It's been so long, Yu Ling'er didn't know that her boyfriend was a pervert who liked to play with girls' feet, but now she was not in the mood to play with him. When he let go, she bent her knees, hugged her to her chest, and slowly
Muttering:
"Don't worry about the number of times you and Yourong have been together. I woke up after sleeping for so long. You are a bad person. You don't seem to miss me at all..."
"That's wrong."
Qin Ren moved his body closer and saw his girlfriend hugging her knees and squeezing the bulging lump in her heart out of the deep gap like watery tofu. She couldn't help but feel moved, and her tone of voice became particularly soft.
"Ling'er, good Ling'er..."
"..."
"Little Lingling~"
"..."
"Spiritual baby~"
"Oh, please stop talking..."
Dashe'er could hardly hold back the smile on her lips. She wanted to laugh, to throw herself into Qin Ren's arms, and then twist up, acting like a coquettish girl with him just like Qin Ren described the night before. But in this situation, she could wait for her daughter
Does the child take the initiative?
"But you are not a girl."
Qin Ren started counting with her slender fingers:
"Look, Yourong is a girl, over five hundred years old, and Luo Yao is a little girl, over three hundred years old. Where is the baby spirit? How old is he?"
"Get out of the way, I'm going to catch a cold."
"Hey, don't, don't, don't, it's just a joke."
"Step aside!"
"Baby, calm down. Actually, there is a saying that women have to be older to be more attractive. For example, you, I think you are more attractive than those little girls."
"What is the taste…"
"Feminine."
As Qin Ren spoke, he began to rub his nose from her earlobe to her neck and down, bit by bit, smelling the delicate fragrance of her body.
Girls are like the peach blossoms in early spring, which make people like and love them, while women are like the ripe peaches in early summer, and when you take a bite, they are filled with sweet juice.
"Huh? What's going on here, Ling'er, let me check if you're swollen from sleep."
"Hey~ you...be more serious...um~"
That being said, Yu Ling'er has learned how to be a girlfriend to some extent over the past few days. Feeling waves of ambiguous warmth coming from nowhere on her body, she also felt a little confused.
"Qin Ren..."
"Um…"
"hug me…"
Qin Ren hugged her and moved her palms vigorously.
"And...kiss me..."
"!"
Qin Ren was startled and stopped.
It's broken and I can't kiss him. Little Snake put lipstick on him. Once the lipstick fell off during this kiss, it won't be easy to explain tomorrow...
The big snake had just woken up, and it was better for Qin Ren to restrain himself from some things and avoid being too arrogant, so he teased Yu Ling'er halfway and started to push her back on the bed.
"Ling'er, um, Yourong has told you that you shouldn't be too emotional just after you wake up. You should keep your mind at peace and cultivate yourself well until tomorrow when you will be fully recovered."
"Ah? I remember Rong'er didn't get cold like this when he was a kid..."
"Damn it, you couldn't remember it for a long time, otherwise you wouldn't have forgotten that you would catch a cold, wouldn't you?"
"But I can't sleep..."
"It doesn't matter, I'll teach you how to count snakes. Come on, close your eyes and count silently in your mind, one snake, two snakes, three snakes..."
"? Why is there a third one...Qin Ren! Apart from me and Rong'er, have you found any other wild snakes somewhere?"
"Look, you're not cured yet. You're all talking nonsense. Be good, baby. Close your eyes. You can rest your mind if you can't sleep..."
…
Qin Ren coaxed Master Yu with gentle words. Although Master Yu was a little dissatisfied with not being able to have a little intimacy with her boyfriend, he was happy to have him coaxing him by his side. However, neither of them knew that, outside the crack of the door, a certain
Little Snake had stood silently for a while. It wasn't until Qin Ren reached out to turn off the light that he turned around and returned to the sofa.
Huh, sneaky cat...
As soon as he woke up, he started to pester his apprentice's boyfriend. He was very lively. It seemed that he was fine...
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Finally, Qin Ren, who waited until Yu Ling'er woke up, returned to his bedroom and slept peacefully.
But the next morning, he was woken up by a burst of squealing and squealing sounds.
"Uh...wu? Wuwu?!"
"Qin Ren, are you awake?"
"Pooh."
Qin Ren wiped his sleepy eyes and wanted to speak, but something seemed to be stuffed in his mouth. He reached out and took out a white object with a sweet fragrance from his mouth, only to find that it was the stockings that Pixiu gave her last night.
.
"..."
Qin Ren, whose face turned blue, immediately cast his doubtful eyes on Luo Yao, who was standing beside the bed.
"It has nothing to do with me."
Luo Yao blinked, then twisted her butt and blushed:
"When I wake up, you are already eating..."
"..."
That's outrageous.
It was outrageous, but Qin Ren didn't pull Luo Yao's face immediately. He could only squint his eyes and look at the ceiling in deep thought.
Could it be...
What I dreamed about last night... wasn't marshmallows...
"Why are you up so early?"
Qin Ren shook his head and stopped thinking about unimportant things. He stretched and asked Luo Yao.
"I am doing morning exercises."
Master Shangxian was serious and made Qin Ren laugh:
"When did you start doing morning exercises?"
"Xiaoyu also does morning exercises, but I can't."
"Oh? Are you starting to learn like your sister Xiaoyu?"
"Not sister."
Luo Yao didn't want to recognize Yu Yourong's "sister" status. After all, as long as she worked hard, she might be older or younger...
"From today on, I will become a self-disciplined spiritual beast."
"self-discipline?"
"Yes! It is said online that only by self-discipline can you achieve your dreams and not fall behind others."
"Okay, you can do whatever you want."
Although Qin Ren didn't know which part of her body was wrong, who she was competing with or falling behind, it was always good to be full of positive energy, so he watched her morning exercises while getting dressed.
.
"drink--"
"Ha——~"
The little thing looked pretty, and she even got into a horse stance. The sunlight shone in pieces on her little underwear, reflecting the little whale on it, ah, no, it was a Kun, and it looked very bright.
Spirit.
Then, she started doing something like Tai Chi.
"Tai Chi gave birth to the second aunt~"
"..."
"The second aunt gave birth to an elephant~"
"..."
After only two sentences, Qin Ren couldn't listen anymore and interrupted her:
"Why don't you go outside for morning exercise?"
"inconvenient."
"inconvenient?"
"Um."
Luo Yao rubbed her little nose, and then revealed a piece of news that made Qin Ren's head instantly:
"The big fish and the little fish are fighting in the living room."
"?!!"
When Qin Ren heard the news, he put on his clothes and pants without saying a word and ran to the living room. First he saw a cold light, and then he realized that the cold light came from the sword that Yu Ling'er had not taken out for a long time.
Although the sword was still sheathed, the tip of the sword at this time was directly pressed into the palm of classmate Yu Yourong's hand.
Big Snake'er has an upturned willow eyebrow, an almond-shaped eye with anger, and two beautiful faces with cold expressions. Before Qin Ren could figure out how the scene in front of him happened, he saw Big Snake'er had already looked at him.
In the direction, a lot of grievances appeared in the angry eyes for an instant, and the left hand that was not holding the sword slowly raised a scale-like pendant.
Qin Ren said "Oh haha" in his heart at that time, and he stuttered for a long time before uttering:
