A very classic dialogue, but after Qin Ren said it, the person who responded was not Yu Ling'er, but Yu Yourong.
"Brother Qin, there is no need to explain."
Little Snake'er's left hand was firmly placed on the top of the scabbard, and his eyes were also fixed on Yu Ling'er. He only moved his steps to Qin Ren's side, then raised his right hand and took Qin Ren's arm:
"There is no need to explain our affairs to her."
"Yourong..."
Qin Ren was in a complicated mood. He let out a soft cry with emotion, but in exchange, Little Snake'er turned his face coldly:
"you shut up."
"..."
Okay, as promised, "Brother Qin" will be treated like this...
But of course Qin Ren didn't dare to complain. He trembled, clenched his teeth, and behaved well.jpg.
"Brother Qin..."
Hearing this, Dashe'er opposite didn't want to look at Qin Ren at all. He just stared at Yu Yourong and sneered:
"Do you really want to recognize him as your senior brother?"
The little snake naturally understood the sarcasm in Master's words and took advantage of it:
"Why not? When the time comes, my senior brother and I will worship you as our teacher and mother, and then Brother Qin will be both your disciple and your golden son-in-law, okay?"
Yu Yourong hugged Qin Ren's arm hard, and with Qin Ren's body, he staggered like a flickering candle and pressed against him stiffly.
"You evildoer...Qin Ren!"
"No, Ling'er, it's not me...she...she pulled me..."
"..."
Feeling a chill on his neck, Qin Ren continued to choose to shut up.
"It's useless to talk more."
Little Snake's flat palms turned to spread out:
"Give me back the pendant."
"threw."
"nonsense."
"Throw it away now, which floor is this..."
"you!"
The master was not the only one who was anxious. The disciple almost stamped his feet when he heard this:
"Give it back to me!...The dirty cat! Give it back to me!"
Stealing... stealing a fishy cat?
Which pot was not opened? Yu Ling'er's face turned red and white. He wanted to refute but couldn't find the words. He only felt that the shallow silver light of the fallen scale pendant in his hand became more and more dazzling, and the various tastes together with the first
The self-blame turned into waves of grievances and discomforts, causing the unsheathed fairy sword in his hand to twist, and the same energy seemed to burst out, straight into Yu Yourong's palm.
boom.
"Unfilial villain! I won't let you talk nonsense again!"
Dashe'er's heart and clothes were rising and falling, but Yu Yourong just casually let go of the energy, and then held Qin Ren beside him tighter:
"Brother Qin, look, not only did she steal, she also stole the love gift you gave me."
"Qin Ren..."
Yu Ling'er's watery eyes looked towards the evil disciple's "Brother Qin".
Although he no longer scolded him and just called him softly, the slightly deflated mouth and the red tip of the nose were undoubtedly the most effective for Qin Ren, allowing Qin Ren to even clearly see the fish spirit.
What she wanted to express could be seen in her eyes:
[A bad person without a conscience, are you going to just watch her bully me like this? 】
…
Qin Ren wiped the sweat from his forehead. To be honest, what could he do if he didn't watch?
Don't forget, these two snakes who became spirits were playing immortality, and they only came to the earth after they reached the level of ascension. As for the sword and palm confrontation just now, if it weren't for their lack of spiritual power,
Blessings, to use the words of fantasy novels, my little house may have been reduced to dust.
Qin Ren really didn't know how to resolve this situation.
At least it can't be like trying to persuade a little girl to fight by pressing their heads to separate them, right?
But compared to the little girl, the master and the apprentice are at least adults, so acting with emotion and understanding is the only way out.
…
So, looking at Da Sheer's pitiful look, Qin Ren cleared his throat and spoke softly:
"Ling'er..."
boom!
Before he finished speaking, a sword and a palm collided together again, making a big noise. Qin Ren was startled and looked sideways, but saw that the cold look on Xiao Snake'er's face was gone, and that of Big Snake was no longer there.
Just like the one in my eyes, there was also a distressing light water color in my eyes:
"Brother, she just called you, are your bones weak?"
"Yourong, you are mistaken..."
"Ling'er Ling'er...why didn't you call her that when you were with me?"
"I…"
Before Qin Ren could reply, the big snake opposite him twitched his ears and looked at Yu Yourong in a daze:
"Evil disciple, what do you mean?"
"Literally, when he was with me, he didn't call you that nice."
Little Snake rubbed his eyes, hummed slightly and looked back:
"I can only tell you that I am not the first person to call you the name of a dirty cat."
"You have... you have capacity, you have capacity, don't..."
Qin Ren suddenly became sweaty on his forehead. Seeing Yu Ling'er's lips quivering slightly, he knew that these words had quite a psychological impact on her.
This is for sure. After all, he called himself "baby" last night, but today he discovered that his boyfriend actually regarded him as a "stealing cat" while secretly having sex with that unfilial thing...
"Ling'er, don't listen to Yourong's nonsense. She did it just to make you angry...right Yourong?"
"..."
Yu Yourong was speechless and turned to look at the scenery outside the balcony.
"The conscience of heaven and earth!"
The more his blood pressure rose, the harder it was for Qin Ren to smile bitterly in his heart. Seeing that the big snake who had suffered a critical blow seemed to be shaking a bit with his sword, he immediately ignored other things and gritted his teeth, leaving the little snake behind.
With his own arm, he went straight towards Yu Ling'er.
jingle…
The scale-falling pendant in his hand fell. As soon as Qin Ren arrived in front of him, he held Yu Ling'er in his arms and kissed the corners of her eyes gently:
"Ling'er, baby, it's really not what you think, some sneaky cat... Even if I, Qin, are all bad and bad, I will never look at you like that. Everything happens for a reason. Baby, believe me, listen.
Can I explain it later?"
…
Let's not talk about it for the time being. The resentful Ling'er baby in his arms, referred to as the ghost baby, has not expressed his position yet. Qin Ren heard the tinkling sound coming from behind him again. He turned around and saw that it was the little Snake'er with pursed lips and eyes.
With tears in her eyes, she stepped on the fallen scale pendant on the floor.
"No, no, no! You Rong!"
Qin Ren's eyelids jumped at the sight, and at the same time, the other half's heart began to hurt.
Damn it, it’s only two girlfriends like this. Sooner or later, he will have to break his heart into orange slices to divide it...
"Baby, baby, be good, do you think you can allow her... her... right... then, I'll go and go..."
"..."
The situation was changing rapidly, and the priorities had changed. Qin Ren could only leave Yu Ling'er, turned around and walked over, holding Xiao She'er's hands and holding them tightly:
"Yourong, if you have anything to say, you two, master and disciple, are doing fine, why do you need to end up in this war..."
"That's true."
Little Snake paused and turned his face calmly:
"I don't know who to blame."
"Blame me, blame me...hey!"
Qin Ren was still busy nodding when he suddenly felt that his body was light and his collar was being held by a force, and his whole body was lifted to the side like he usually lifts Pixiu.
"Blame him? Why do you blame him?"
Yu Ling'er raised his sword with one hand and pinched his waist with the other, and stood facing the evil disciples again:
"You...molested...my boyfriend, and you still blame him?"
[Indecent assault] was the best word that Yu Ling'er could think of for the time being. Words like "slept with my boyfriend" were still hard for her to say because of her shamelessness.
"Your boyfriend?"
Little Snake sneered, and once again put his palm to the sword, and at the same time quietly put away the Falling Scale Pendant:
"Stolen?"
“First come, first served!”
"It's obviously me first!"
"You first? What did you do?"
In the current situation, Yu Ling'er figured out some things. Even though she was a bad master and a bad woman, she recognized it. Her eyes were a little aggrieved, but she stared at Yu Yourong resolutely:
"I used to be my teacher, and I tried to win over you, and I made insinuations, and I blew you away. It was you who kept denying it, and never showed your feelings... You were timid, and you couldn't figure it out, but I didn't, and this is who I am.
Did you miss it?"
"you know…"
Yu Ling'er's eyes changed twice, but immediately returned to being cold:
"Since you have known it all along, you still..."
"What else happened to me?"
Yu Ling'er swung his fairy sword and pointed at Qin Ren:
"Just because I am your master, I have to watch you occupy the toilet... isn't that right?"
"I occupied the latrine, so you stole it or robbed it?"
…
There was a saying that Qin Ren had some opinions on the matter of himself becoming a cesspool. Hearing that the master and apprentice gradually became more informal in their words, he couldn't help but raise a hand:
"Um, can I say a few words..."
"Shut up!"
Master and disciple spoke in unison, Qin Ren shivered again and closed his mouth.
To be honest, I felt distressed and felt guilty, but when things got really bad, Qin Ren felt that it was better to watch two girlfriends who were cultivating immortals tearing each other apart than to join forces to tear themselves apart.
…
"If two people are in love, how can it be considered stealing? How can it be considered robbery?"
"How did you know we were unhappy?"
"Then you do it?!"
"I...it's not like you don't know that he is a big trotter. I must take the exam well..."
"By the time you think about it, the big pig's hooves will go and take advantage of some girl."
"Oh, like you..."
"Oh, apart from me, he doesn't have any other women outside?"
"Eh…?"
As if the words awakened the dreamer, the little snake opened his mouth, then nodded and murmured:
"Procedure…"
"..."
After saying one word, Yu Ling'er slowly put down his sword and became silent.
Yes, no matter how much the master and apprentice argue, who can confidently pat his chest and not care about Cheng Siyun, who has been in Big Pig Hoof's heart for many years...
…
Just so suddenly, the air quickly became cold and silent.
Regarding this cold silence, the most uneasy person at the scene was undoubtedly Qin Ren.
1v1 is okay, why did Void join the third person again...
Especially when time passed by minute by second, and the two snakes were just stuck in the living room without moving. Qin Renxin said that there was no other way, so he had to bite the bullet and raise his hand again:
"Um...Ling'er, Yourong, I think the three of us are actually..."
crackling——
One beautiful eye is like lightning, and the other is like an almond eye, scanning towards Qin Ren at the same time.
"Shut up…"
"Who asked you to speak..."
"Bad guy..."
"Bad brother..."
"Big pig's hooves."
"Flower intestines."
"lecher."
"Chen Shimei."
"Xu Zhimo."
"King Zhou of Shang."
"Pooh!"
"snort!"
The two snakes' knowledge reserves on the earth are quite good. After one sentence, Qin Ren's face became a little hot even though he was thick, and he gave up his intention to get involved for the time being. He squatted down in the corner with his head in his hands and kept silent.
However, because of this incident, the master and apprentice ignited the anger that had been gradually extinguished.
"Is that the King of Shang Zhou you were talking about just now? What do you mean?"
"If you read more, you will know..."
"Evil disciple, I think the sect hasn't cleaned up its doors for a long time!"
"I see you haven't been spanked for a long time!"
…
In the end, I don't know which side failed to calm down first. In excitement, the sword and the palm met again.
But this time, because the fighting was more consistent, the movement was a bit louder. Not to mention the energy that was visible to the naked eye, the sound was just like an electric drill for decoration.
Qin Ren couldn't see their sense of proportion with his naked eyes, but Da She'er had just gotten sick, so this fuss made him extremely worried. Taking advantage of the pause when the two of them turned around at the same time, he couldn't help but rush up and block him in the middle.
.
"don't want!"
"elder brother!"
However, Qin Ren didn't know that the turns of the master and the disciple were actually the accumulation of force for the next blow.
Then, under the horrified gazes of the two snakes, they had no time to stop, with a palm and a sword, with a terrifying energy that could seriously injure a human being, and rushed towards Qin Ren's front and back heart.
"Meow?!"
"whisper!"
This critical crisis scene made the little fox Tuantuan and the slime honey in the fish tank feel nervous, especially Tuantuan who had been squatting on the sweeper man and watching the show for a long time. He was about to pounce towards Qin Ren subconsciously.
But in the flash of lightning, something similar to a sixth sense flashed through her mind, causing her to stop moving.
boom--
A muffled bell-like sound, although not as loud as the master and apprentice fighting, instantly became the focus of the living room.
I saw a cloud of black air mixed with bits of blood mist, filling the entire living room in the blink of an eye. After its center quickly dissipated, a spherical translucent blood-colored shield appeared in the center of the living room.
"Qin Ren...Qin Ren!"
"Ahem..."
Fortunately, the master and apprentice found that their boyfriend lying on the floor was unharmed except for coughing. They were about to step forward to check, but after more black mist dissipated, they saw Qin Ren standing in front of him.
A scantily clad little girl with red eyes and black hair, a graceful figure, her slender arms spread out, and five long and sharp nails glowing the same red as her eyes, posed in front of Qin Ren.
Posture.
Although her body is similar to that of Luo Yao, this little girl has a sense of oppression lingering around her that even Yu Ling'er's master and disciple have to be afraid of. Her fair and delicate little face looks very tired and tired.
It was extremely cold, and her thin lips spoke softly, with a hint of cold murderous intent that Master and Disciple Yu Ling'er had not felt for a long time.
