He was hit head-on by three elves who were more than three feet tall. He didn't break bones and vomit blood on the spot, but he was already thick-skinned. Fortunately, the three elves had a tacit understanding at the last moment and pulled the boy, delaying his fall.
He fell so fast that his head didn't hit the floor directly.
But Zheng Qing would rather hit his head on the floor and faint on the spot.
He stared with dull eyes, looking at a few dark green mold stains stuck in the corners of the ceiling, listening to the fat man's breathless laughter, and the clear and sweet sound of "Zhazha" echoing in his ears, his face
The last expression was one of despair.
Ah, let me become a piece of mildew.
He said this to himself in his heart.
Just stay in the corner quietly and rot, let it deteriorate, and let it be destroyed.
"Zhazha~"
"Slag~hug~"
"Hug~scum~"
Elves - no, to be precise, they should be 'big elves'. The three-foot-tall elves can no longer be called elves. The difference between them and ordinary elves is almost comparable to that between great wizards and ordinary wizards.
The difference - the gentle and melodious voice of the big elves echoed in the small dormitory. The fat cat Tuantuan unexpectedly showed some kindness. It rarely meowed like a real cat and rubbed against the big elves.
Mixed with the fat wizard's intermittent laughter and the doctor's heavy coughing, dormitory 403 had a contradictory feeling of deserted yet lively for a moment.
"Well, they have evolved a more advanced language system."
Dr. Xiao Da coughed dryly and spoke again, trying to dispel the cheerful air around them with a more serious topic: "Maybe you can start teaching them how to speak... teach them some serious things."
Fatty Xin laughed even louder.
Zheng Qing ignored them.
Continue to stare at the ceiling indifferently.
The doctor didn't need to remind him. He realized this from the moment the three little guys shouted "Zha". But so what? Can they swallow the words back into their stomachs?
If you can't even swallow the words you say, does that count as an evolution of language function?
This unreasonable thought flashed through his mind.
At the same time, two of the three big elves were holding his arms, one on the left and the other on the right, sniffing his scent like puppies; the remaining one simply sat on his chest, with two white and tender elves.
Her tender little hands scratched his face randomly, not afraid of suffocating his master to death.
Snapped!
A loud slap suddenly appeared, like a fierce whip, instantly taking away the attention of everyone in the room, including the big and small elves, Tuantuan, and Xiao Xiao. They all fell silent and looked at the fat man who slapped him.
Even Zheng Qing's eyes twitched.
"It's bad, it's bad!"
The fat wizard stamped his feet and looked like he had just remembered: "These elves have heard us call you 'Brother Zha' too many times, so they thought that was your name, so they called you that, right?"
Zheng Qing turned his eyes back to the direction of the ceiling.
I feel tired and don't want to talk.
Xiao Xiao, on the other hand, adjusted his glasses and nodded slightly: "That should be it... We rarely call Brother Zha by his real name. Their awareness is not strong enough, so confusion is inevitable."
This is vaguely giving Zheng Qing a ladder.
But he didn't want to come down.
I just want to pretend to be dead for a while.
Moreover, it is very comfortable to lie on the ground.
"I mean, this is a habit they have 'infected through their eyes and ears', right?" The fat wizard struggled with the words and glanced at Zheng Qing with his small eyes.
"What do you want to say?" Xiao Xiao narrowed his eyes and looked at the fat wizard suspiciously.
"cough,"
The fat wizard coughed dryly, stretched out his hand to pick up the skin on the back of Tuantuan's neck, took it into his arms, and stressed: "I have no other meaning, I just thought of a few similar situations... Of course, I didn't mean Tuantuan, it doesn't seem to have any
The intention of speaking..."
The fat cat struggled wildly in his arms.
Compared with the fat man, it prefers the fragrant big elf.
"...I'm not talking about Maodou," Fatty Xin hugged Fat Cat tightly, his voice seemed a bit dry: "But Maodou likes to imitate cat meowing, which is a bad habit..."
Before he could finish speaking, Zheng Qing sat up in a hurry.
She almost threw away the big elf lying on top of him, but luckily she opened her wings in time and hugged the wizard's neck, thus barely maintaining her identity as a 'pendant'.
But Zheng Qing didn't notice this detail at all.
Fat cat, edamame, bad habits.
He finally couldn't pretend to be dead anymore.
Because based on the two examples of the fat wizard's continuous 'progress' and 'hint', he thought in horror of another little guy who had not yet learned to speak - Poseidong!
right!
What if Bo Saidong doesn’t learn well either?
Zheng Qing subconsciously shuddered when he thought about how the little fox suddenly started talking one day after he grew up, using words like 'brother scum', 'scum scum', 'daddy scum' and 'daddy scum'.
No, he must nip it in the bud and nip this risk in the bud.
I raised my head and glanced out the window. There was still daylight and it was not dark yet. It was totally time to go to Beta Town.
"I know you are in a hurry, but don't leave in a hurry yet."
Xiao Xiao grabbed Zheng Qing, who was about to run out, and pointed at the three big elves hanging on him: "Just in time, when you go out, take them with you... If Qingqiu Mansion is inconvenient,
It can also be placed in D&K.”
Ouch!
The fat cat's angry roar came from the fat wizard's arms, seeming to be angrily scolding the doctor for his suggestion.
"What?"
Zheng Qing lowered his head and looked at the pendants on his body before he came back to his senses - indeed, after the three little elves turned into three big elves, they looked like little girls at this time, and they were hiding as usual.
Boys' dormitories are a lot of inconveniences.
"okay."
He nodded in agreement, and just as he was about to go out, the remaining elves in the room swarmed up and hung on the wizard, looking like they refused to let him go.
"Take them all away."
Fatty Xin touched the fat cat in his arms, whose eyes suddenly lost luster, and sighed: "It's a bit inappropriate to separate them... I let them live here for their health. Now everyone is healthy, find a place that is more suitable for them
A place to stay is very necessary.”
"Remember to wear your invisibility charm when you go out. These big elves are too eye-catching." The doctor then reminded.
"Also, try to place them in Qingqiu Mansion."
Fatty Xin's tone was very serious, as if he was afraid that Zheng Qing would not expect it, so he took the trouble to explain: "The two rat brothers Dingdang Er and Ding Dong Er have legendary wizards behind them, so they live in D&K and are safe in broad daylight.
…But these little elves don’t have such a strong background, and failure to protect them will attract those coveting lunatics, so it is very necessary to stay under the protection of Councilor Su.”
"Oh, and you must not go to the girls' dormitory." Before leaving the house, Xiao Xiao grabbed Zheng Qing's arm and solemnly warned: "Don't, absolutely!"