Detected Professor McGonagall in the form of a tabby cat, masturbated for thirty seconds, reward: Transfiguration talent! Detected a disabled Voldemort, helped install a nose, reward: Parseltongue talent! Detected a domestic phoenix Fawkes , complete domestication, reward: Phoenix Nirvana! Looking at the heaven-defying tasks issued by the system, Rolf Scamander fell into silence... He really didn't want to be expelled from Hogwarts.