Chapter Eleven I'm Really Well Trained, But Mainly It's Smart
In fact, it is not impossible for Ding Zheng to abandon Li Shangen and perform on the streets on his own, and there will also be many people watching.
But if this is the case, I’m afraid the onlookers will give you food instead of money.
Moreover, it also needs Li Shangen to help it deceive others, hide its IQ, and act as a translator.
As an orangutan in human society, no matter what you do, you will always be in trouble.
Li Shangen is the person Ding Zheng must rely on now.
the next day.
Another large group of people came to watch the monkey show, but no matter what Li Shangen said, Ding Zheng remained motionless, showing off the monkey's airs.
Li Shangen begged for mercy from the audience: "Dear elders, the monkey is not in the mood to perform today. I will play with the other three monkeys for you to see. I guarantee it will be good!"
"Who wants to see you playing with these little monkeys! Play with the big monkey!" the audience shouted.
"Everyone, Monkey God today." Li Shangen said with a wry smile.
"What kind of magic monkey is this? Today I came here just to see you play the big monkey. You don't want to give us face, right?"
"That's right, do you really think you are bringing a magical monkey?"
"Dad, I want to see the monkey, I want to see the monkey..."
…
The crowd was so excited that Li Shangen never expected that such a problem would arise.
In his opinion, if Ding Zheng is given enough food, the monkey trick can continue.
Unexpectedly, this strange monkey actually used the strike to get money from him.
It’s like coming to work!
When Li Shangen thought of this, he suddenly felt that if Ding Zheng was regarded as a partner, it would be natural to divide the money!
"Alas..." Li Shangen sighed deeply when he thought of how extraordinary Ding Zheng had always been.
"Yes! Even if you are working, you are working! If people are not popular, then so be it!"
He turned around, leaned into Ding Zheng's ear, and whispered: "Okay, you can divide it as you say, come, come, come, don't waste time making money, the more points you make, the more land you can earn!"
Li Shangen's words reached his ears, and Ding Zheng smiled and immediately turned his head, raising his arms high, which immediately attracted the attention of the audience.
"Haha, I really needed someone to invite me to come out."
"It's really amazing!"
"Come on, let your monkey do a trick. My son wants to see the trick!"
"I want to see the monkey beat someone!"
Everyone in the audience was smiling, and some wealthy people even dropped their money on the spot.
In order to earn more, Ding Zheng worked harder. Almost half of the road was surrounded by people, and cheers could be heard from time to time.
At noon, a waiter from a nearby restaurant came over and invited Li Shangen and Ding Zheng to eat at their restaurant for free.
Li Shangen followed him happily, and as Ding Zheng took his seat near the door on the first floor, a large group of people watching the fun also followed. Naturally, they were embarrassed to sit there for nothing, so they ordered some food and drinks, and the restaurant owner laughed.
, very proud of his own wisdom.
The afternoon continued. After all, he had a goal. Ding Zheng worked harder than the previous few days, and the audience was even more supportive.
Three days passed in the blink of an eye.
When Ding Zheng was having lunch, he happened to see Yan Zhendong performing a show not far away.
One of the coins given by the audience fell into the horse manure. Yan Zhendong squatted on the ground. There were no rocks or wood around him. He wanted to look for it but was afraid that the money would be taken away by others. After hesitating for a moment, he finally put his hand in...
Ding Zheng nodded secretly.
"It seems that Yan Zhendong's money has almost been spent. Tonight, no! Tomorrow! Let's go tomorrow!"
The next afternoon, at Ding Zheng's request, Li Shangen had to close the stall earlier, and then they went to buy wine and meat together. After searching for a long time, they saw Yan Zhendong sitting in an abandoned shed.
What Ding Zheng didn't know was that just because of its appearance, almost all busking businesses in this area were greatly reduced.
Yan Zhendong was also one of the victims. He was already bad-mouthed and had a foreign accent that he couldn't change. In addition, his martial character had not been completely worn away, so his life was really difficult.
Of course, this is also because Yan Zhendong's mind is not very flexible, and he really can't think of using martial arts to do other things.
Li Shangen walked up to Yan Zhendong and did not mention his apprenticeship, but said: "Fellow, let's have dinner together?"
Yan Zhendong glanced at Li Shangen and Ding Zheng with complicated expressions, but he nodded after all.
"Thank you, fellow!"
I can’t refuse, I’m hungry!
It’s really uncomfortable to be hungry!
In fact, Yan Zhendong already regretted rejecting Li Shangen.
There is no other reason either.
The main reason is that Li Shangen is rich. He has seen with his own eyes how much money Li Shangen can make by playing monkey!
For Yan Zhendong, who doesn't like to use his brain very much, making money is really difficult.
When Ding Zheng heard this, he immediately happily placed the roasted chicken, pig's trotters and other dishes in his hand one by one, then took out the wine and placed a bottle each in front of Li Shangen and Yan Zhendong.
Yan Zhendong didn't react at first, but after a while, he became stupid.
Seeing Ding Zheng's skillful movements, his whole expression was a little stiff!
Ding Zheng put down the food and wine, picked up his chopsticks, pointed at the food on the floor, looked at the two of them, and signaled.
eat.
Fast food.
Yan Zhendong's eyes widened and he was stunned!
"Fellow, what are you looking at? Eat!" Li Shangen was secretly amused next to him, and then reminded him aloud.
"Oh! Oh." Yan Zhendong nodded, and the two of them started using their chopsticks.
But Yan Zhendong secretly observed this strange monkey while eating vegetables.
Ding Zheng is skilled in picking up vegetables, and his posture is no different from that of ordinary people. He sits cross-legged on the ground with a piece of cloth wrapped around his waist. If it weren't for the hair on his body, just looking at his body shape and movements, he is really no different from ordinary people.
"Tsk..." Yan Zhendong took a sip of wine, shook his head and sighed.
Naturally, he also heard that Li Shangen made a lot of money because of this magical monkey, but he couldn't use this method.
After half the drinking session, Yan Zhendong was no longer as distant as he was at the beginning, and Li Shangen started to talk.
Of course, these are all Ding Zheng's intentions, and he just asked Li Shangen to convey them on his behalf.
"Fellow, what do you think of this monkey?" Li Shangen asked.
Yan Zhendong was stunned for a moment, and after thinking about it, he replied: "He is indeed a magical monkey, and his spirituality is almost as good as that of humans!"
"Are you just about to catch up with someone?" Li Shangen chuckled, his face full of mystery.
Yan Zhendong glanced at Ding Zheng: "A beast is a beast, can it really be the same as a human? You can train it to do many things, but no matter how hard you train it, it can't understand what we are saying."
"Really?" Li Shangen turned to look at Ding Zheng and asked, "Can you understand what we are saying?"
Ding Zheng nodded.
"Do you agree with what he said?" Li Shangen pointed at Yan Zhendong.
Ding Zheng shook his head.
Yan Zhendong's eyes widened, and he was obviously frightened again, but after a moment, he still defended himself: "This is your training! You must have given me some hints, so that it could nod and shake its head."
Li Shangen smiled and shook his head: "Of course this is also due to my training, but fellow man, have you ever seen a second such smart monkey?"
"Even half smart!"
"I, Li Shangen, don't say anything else. Just by being smart, this monkey can even keep up with a child. How about you give it a try, fellow?"
Li Shangen stretched out his hand to signal Yan Zhendong to please.
Ding Zheng still prefers to keep a low profile and doesn't want to expose too much, and Li Shangen doesn't want Ding Zheng's magic to be known to everyone.
Putting the two together, most of Ding Zheng's performance can be attributed to Li Shangen.
But this is enough to show Ding Zheng's uniqueness and intelligence.
After all, in the eyes of others, it is just a monkey.
Yan Zhendong frowned and thought for a long time, then said to Ding Zheng: "Pick up the wine on the table."
Although Ding Zheng felt that doing so was idiotic, in order to learn martial arts smoothly, he still tried his best to cooperate. He reached out and picked up two bottles of wine and spread his arms towards Yan Zhendong.
