Chapter Twelve I will never accept you as a disciple!
"Eat chicken butt." Yan Zhendong said again.
Ding Zheng reached out and tore off the chicken tip and threw it into his mouth.
Yan Zhendong glanced at Li Shangen and felt strange in his heart. This monkey is too smart. Can he understand such complicated words?
Li Shangen was both funny and helpless: "How about it, fellow fellow, I'm not a shameful monkey."
Yan Zhendong said nothing, looked at Ding Zheng, and said seriously: "Drink!"
Ding Zheng stretched out his hand, but Yan Zhendong hurriedly added: "Wait a minute, eat two bites of vegetables, a bite of meat, and then drink."
Ding Zheng did as he was told.
Yan Zhendong's eyes widened even more.
Can this be achieved through training?
"Take three bites of the food and pour the wine into the food!"
"Hold up seven fingers!"
"Cry first and laugh later."
"Crying and eating food at the same time!"
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Ding Zheng followed the instructions one by one.
"Can you write?" Yan Zhendong asked, sweating profusely.
Ding Zheng narrowed his eyes slightly, then nodded, and immediately started drawing on the land with his fingers.
He can still write some characters in traditional Chinese, and some characters are not divided into simplified and traditional Chinese.
Yan Zhendong watched Ding Zheng write a few words and then said: "I can't read, you write my name!"
So Ding Zheng picked another place and wrote the words "Yan Zhendong" next to it!
At this time, Yan Zhendong's nerves finally collapsed. He sat down on the ground, his eyes were blank, and he didn't know what he was thinking.
Li Shangen was having a hard time holding back his laughter.
After a while, Yan Zhendong looked up at him and pointed at Ding Zheng: "This... this monkey."
Li Shangen grabbed Yan Zhendong's hand and said with a smile: "Fellow, listen to me and tell you slowly."
"When we met before, you also saw that I only had these three monkeys. This monkey was not brought by me. I met it in Foshan. Moreover, it is not a real monkey. If it is not
With that piece of hair, I thought it was actually a mute who couldn't speak!"
"When I first met it, we were in Dayao Mountain..."
Li Shangen made up false stories about his acquaintance with Ding Zheng.
It not only explained Ding Zheng's uniqueness and intelligence, but also attributed most of the credit to himself. Finally, he emphasized: "Fellow, you also know how rare such a smart monkey is. I can't protect it at all with my ability, but I can't protect it at all."
You can't let this delay you, that's why I want to learn martial arts, and I also want it to learn martial arts, so that it can protect itself! And I can protect it too!"
Li Shangen moved him with emotion and reason: "You see if this is right or not, you teach it to practice martial arts. No matter how much it can learn, I will give you money! I will give you both the money to become a disciple and the money to learn martial arts. Fellow fellow, you are so
You are not teaching martial arts, you are saving a life. Can you bear to see such a wise monkey being harmed?"
When Li Shangen said this, he glanced at Ding Zheng. Ding Zheng also quickly took out his share of money from Li Shangen's bag, lowered his head and waited quietly.
Li Shangen was also beside him and solemnly advised: "Fellow, it really wants to become a disciple. Look at such a monkey, it can be regarded as a real spiritual monkey. It's not embarrassing, really! Just accept it.
Bar!"
Yan Zhendong frowned and stared straight at Ding Zheng, and the whole shed fell silent.
Yan Zhendong was still hesitating. He originally thought that Li Shangen asked Ding Zheng to learn martial arts with him in order to make the monkey trick look better, which made him feel humiliated.
But now seeing how magical Ding Zheng is, and listening to Li Shangen's words, he also knew that Li Shangen did not mean to humiliate him.
Moreover, isn’t he also selling martial arts?
What's not humiliating?
What's more, he really needs money!
After a long time, Ding Zheng suddenly felt a light touch on his hand.
The money was taken!
It raised its head and was about to laugh when Yan Zhendong looked at Li Shangen and said, "I will never accept it as my disciple."
Ding Zheng was stunned and his heart quickly dropped, but Yan Zhendong changed the subject and continued to say to Li Shangen: "But I can teach you, and I will teach it sincerely. You can teach it, but you must not reveal it."
I taught you this!"
Ding Zheng's mood was like a roller coaster.
At this moment, I was still hesitant, so I nodded vigorously.
Li Shangen also nodded.
"Except for this monkey, you can't pass it on to anyone else!"
Ding Zheng nodded again, extremely excited.
Li Shangen also continued to nod.
"If you violate this, I will kill you and your monkey with my own hands!" Yan Zhendong said fiercely.
Ding Zheng continued to nod.
Don't worry!
Naturally, Ding Zheng will not be spread outside this world, but Yan Zhendong has no control over other worlds.
Li Shangen felt that the pressure was a bit high, but since it had already reached this point, he could only continue to nod.
From the corner of his eye, Yan Zhendong looked at the highly overlapping actions and reactions of Ding Zheng and Li Shangen, as well as their hugely different appearances. He felt filled with a sense of absurdity when he thought that he would teach such a beast martial arts.
He couldn't help but hold the pile of money in his hand tightly.
At this moment, only this money can make him feel that everything is real and everything has meaning.
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"I only know a little bit of rudimentary kung fu. I have been traveling around the world, using not moves, but a kind of hard kung fu, Iron Cloth Shirt!"
"But to practice Iron Cloth Shirt, you must have the appropriate qigong, otherwise you won't be able to practice anything at all. This qigong is called Tongzi Kung. That is to say, once the virgin body is broken, you will not be able to practice it no matter what. You understand.
?"
In order to facilitate teaching, Yan Zhendong has moved next door to Li Shangen. With Ding Zheng's apprenticeship fee, he no longer worries about the rent.
Ding Zheng listened carefully to every word Yan Zhendong said, and then nodded solemnly, indicating that he understood.
Li Shangen watched Ding Zheng's movements closely and nodded hurriedly.
"Is it also a virgin?" Yan Zhendong looked at Ding Zheng and asked Li Shangen. Li Shangen smiled and did not answer, which was regarded as acquiescence.
Yan Zhendong looked at the sky and sighed, the sense of absurdity in his heart became stronger and heavier!
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"These are the key points of Tongzi Kung Fu, have you memorized them all?" Yan Zhendong said and turned around.
Ding Zheng scratched his head, still a little confused.
"Fellow, please repeat it again. I'm still not sure about a few things, so I'll give you another pair of answers." Li Shangen said immediately.
His tacit understanding with Ding Zheng is getting better and better.
Yan Zhendong nodded helplessly and started teaching again.
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"That's it. It's getting late now. I'll teach you Iron Bushan and another kung fu later."
Yan Zhendong told the story again. Seeing that it was almost dark, he issued an eviction order in order not to waste money by lighting up the lamp.
Ding Zheng and Li Shangen returned to their rooms next door together.
It is not in a hurry. According to the price negotiated with Yan Zhendong, the bill it paid previously is enough to study for half a month.
After returning to the room, Ding Zheng directly lit the oil lamp and began to practice at night.
Even when he was a senior in high school in his previous life, Ding Zheng never paid this much attention.