After seeing Pei Xingjian's useless appearance, Yunchu felt that he should pay attention to health care and exercise.
Otherwise, after a few decades, I will be rejected by my wife on the bed. I will go to a brothel to sing and watch a few dances. If I become fat enough to look as disgusting as Pei Xingjian, even the singers will not be willing to lean in sincerely.
, that would be too boring.
Therefore, when Xu Jingzong, who had been urinating and defecating on the bed recently, saw Yun Chu who was covered in shiny tendons, he couldn't help but control his body with great strength. It didn't matter if he was embarrassed in front of the maids and servants.
Yunchu, the real prince and master, could not bear to be embarrassed in front of his master.
Seeing Yun Chu, who was holding on to the beam and stretching, landing lightly on the ground, Xu Jingzong couldn't help but said: "You want to escape from prison?"
Yun Chu bared his white teeth and laughed and said, "In an emergency, doesn't Mr. Xu allow a certain dog to jump over the wall?"
Xu Jingzong looked at Yun Chu who did not have any locks on his body and said: "This is the fault of the jailer. How can we restrain the tiger without heavy binding? The prince should have already thought of a way to escape from the trap by now, right?"
Yun Chu glanced at Li Hong, who was grinning with white teeth and said to Xu Jingzong: "What's the plan?"
Xu Jingzong looked around and laughed and said: "With the prince as a hostage and me as the vanguard, after leaving the prison, the monarch only needs to show the strength of a million troops, seven in and seven out, and the sea and the sky will be bright."
After a few nonsense words with Xu Jingzong, Yun Chu said directly to Li Hong: "You have to make a big effort in Mei Yuer and Sisi's marriage."
Li Hong smiled and said: "This is natural. For the sake of the royal family's peace, it is appropriate for Sisi to get married."
Yun Chu nodded and said: "This child Sisi has been thoughtful since he was little, but he is also stupid. He always thinks that as long as he makes himself hated by others, he can get what he wants freely. You, my elder brother,
You must help her."
Hearing what his master said, Li Hong's smile immediately turned into a bitter smile, and he said helplessly: "The main reason is that my father had a difficult time passing the test."
Yunchu looked at Li Hong and said, "What can you do about the Queen?"
Li Hong nodded and said: "Under the exchange of interests, Sisi can always get what she wants."
Yun Chu nodded. What Li Hong said was absolutely correct. Wu Mei is now a politician. Since she is a politician, as long as everyone has a good discussion and pays enough compensation, Wu Mei can indeed pass here.
Emperor Li Zhi is in trouble here.
He is the emperor, and everything in the world belongs to him. To make political exchanges with him, even exchanging the things in the emperor's left pocket for the things in his right pocket, is meaningless to him.
It is true that Emperor Li Zhi is Li Si's father, but the problem is that Emperor Li Zhi is still the father of all people in the world. Therefore, the father's love assigned to Li Si is bound to not be much, or not at all.
Even Yunchu doesn't know what the emperor wants now. In the early stage, he helped him with magnifying glasses and telescopes, and then went through all the trouble to give the emperor lychees to please him.
It stands to reason that his purpose to please is already obvious. For this reason, he gave three hundred lychee trees equally to the emperor, empress, and prince. The purpose was to let the emperor know that this was in accordance with the steps of civil courtship. Unfortunately, until
Now the emperor is still pretending to be stupid.
The longer the emperor pretends to be stupid, the more it proves that the gift he sent is not appreciated, or that it is not enough.
Yun Chu raised his head and glanced at the setting sun filtering through the small window of the cell, and began to worry, not knowing how to face the emperor who was about to arrive.
Seeing his master's expression of embarrassment, Li Hong smiled and said, "I can't let Sisi marry Mei Yu'er at this time, but I can still do it if I don't let Sisi get married."
When Yun Chu heard that Li Hong had come up with such a shameless method, he pointed at Li Hong's nose and said, "Get out of here, do you think anyone can be as shameless as you?"
Li Hong spread his hands and said: "Master has never cared about etiquette, but now he has become Mr. Dong Heng."
Yun Chu said: "Marriage is a major matter, not to mention the parents' orders and the matchmaker's words. However, a good marriage is a marriage where two people are happy and everyone bless them. Only the children born in this way will be happy.
Meiyuer was raised by me with great pains, and so was Sisi. If their marriage cannot be a smooth and harmonious marriage, why have your wife and I been so busy for more than ten years?"
Li Hong bowed down in shame and said, "This is my disciple's lack of consideration."
Yun Chu looked at the gradually disappearing light in the cell, waved to Li Hong and said: "Go, your Majesty is coming soon."
Li Hong looked at Xu Jingzong who was deep in thought, saluted again, and left.
As soon as he walked out of the prison, Li Hong asked: "I thought Master would tell me about Yong Wangxian and his companions raising food, or about He Jingxiong, and lastly about the disputes in the court today. I didn't expect Master to be the most important thing at this moment."
What matters is whether Mei Yuer and Sisi’s marriage is happy or not.”
Xu Jingzong raised his head and looked at Li Hongdao: "Are you disappointed?"
Li Hong took a long breath, raised his chest and raised his head, saying, "Very good, this is the master I am familiar with. He has always remained the same."
After speaking, he continued in a low voice: "In the future, if someone dares to take advantage of Master's weakness of kindness to target him, don't blame Gu Xin for being ruthless."
Xu Jingzong said: "Why does the prince think Yun Chu wants to defend Chang'an and refuses to give up?"
Li Hongdao: "It's just obsession."
Xu Jingzong smiled and shook his head: "Is it possible that Yun Chu's ability is only enough to manage a Chang'an city?"
Li Hong's expression suddenly changed, he looked at Xu Jingzong and said: "Master——"
Xu Jingzong waved his hand and said: "Of course I know that with Yun Chu's talent, being the prime minister seems to be a bit unfair. Has the prince ever thought that the talent of the prime minister in Yun Chu's heart is not the same thing as the talent of the prime minister in our hearts?"
Li Hongyin said with a sullen face: "In the past, my father-in-law once said that if my master commanded three thousand cavalry, no one in the world could control him. Six thousand cavalry would be invincible, and ten thousand cavalry would be able to run rampant in the world. However, no matter how many more cavalry there are, there will be no one in the world."
If you become a general guarding a city and command a hundred thousand troops, you may lose your troops and generals.
However, this time Master leads an army of 50,000 to attack the southwest. Even if the British Duke is resurrected, it may be difficult to find any mistakes.
From now on, Grand Tutor, you can stop making such disparaging remarks about my master."
After that, he left angrily.
Xu Jingzong looked at Li Hongyuan's retreating figure and sighed: "You can tell the truth when you have nothing to do... His Majesty was worried that your master would lose 100,000 troops and horses, so he gave 50,000... The former chief marching manager of the same line,
Isn’t it an army with more than 100,000 soldiers?”
What Xu Jingzong said was the truth, but it was a pity that he should say these words to Yun Chu, not to Prince Li Hong.
A long time ago, in the eyes of the prince, Yunchu was almost an omnipotent god. For a long time, Yunchu could be said to be Li Hong's belief, and he was the only existence in his heart that could rival his father.
Telling Li Hong about Yunchu's weaknesses isn't it like playing the piano to an ox?
The prince thought that Yun Chu's weakness was his kindness, the kind of person who could risk his life and give the best to his children, but he didn't know that changing people's feelings is the most difficult and easiest thing in the world.
When you are passionate, you are as good as a stone, but when you are ruthless, you are worse than a beast, and there is no sense of incompatibility between the two in one person.
Anyone who thinks they can manipulate Yunchu's family to achieve their own ulterior motives is truly blind.
Having too high demands on himself is Yunchu's real weakness so far. In other words, Yunchu does not have the courage to swallow up thousands of miles like a tiger.
Xu Jingzong has seen this kind of grandeur in Emperor Taizong, seen it in Li Jing, and even seen it in Li Ji. Even His Majesty today is not lacking in that kind of desperate and desperate ambition.
Great spirit.
Only Yun Chu didn’t have it!
This can be seen from the expedition to the southwest. It is indeed safe to say that one side is breaking while the other is building up... However, the desperado is the true nature of a true hero.
The highest achievement of a person who is thorough and meticulous can only be the Prime Minister!
This is the conclusion that Xu Jingzong came to when he looked back on his political career.
It's a pity that you are playing the piano to a cow.
After the sun set, the sky was still bright. Li Zhi watched the giant bear pull a bunch of green balls from the boss, and then leisurely set off towards Tianlao.
He was in a good mood today. For the first time in his life, he felt that he had Yunchu, the monkey, in his palm.
Although it was a bit embarrassing to say this, Li Zhi couldn't help but feel proud.
Emperor Taizong was so afraid of Li Jing back then. To put it bluntly, he didn't have complete control over Li Jing. As long as he read "Li Weigong's Duo" a few times, he would know that it was Li Jing's answer to Emperor Taizong's questions.
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Although the two men answered questions and answers at a very high level, one could still tell from between the lines that Emperor Taizong was stretching his hips a bit after all.
Today, a minister who is comparable to Li Jing in Li Zhi's eyes is awaiting punishment in his prison.
Although the crime of beating a court official was serious, in the eyes of the emperor, it was nothing.
It is obvious that Yunchu is not as good as Li Jing in military affairs, and today's Tang Dynasty does not need a military master like Li Jing who is difficult to control. In Li Zhi's view, even people like Li Ji are very important to today's Datang Dynasty.
, which also does more harm than good.
Yun Chu is just right like this...
However, when it comes to local governance and economic knowledge, Li Jing is far inferior to Yun Chu.
What Li Zhi likes the most is Yun Chu's inexplicable pride, that arrogance that makes you all fools except me.
If someone is arrogant but has no talent to support him, he is a fool.
People who are not only arrogant but also talented and supported by solid political achievements are truly good helpers to the emperor.
Yunchu showed off his power in the court and beat more than thirty officials... In the eyes of others, this was extremely arrogant and domineering, but Li Zhi had a different view.
No matter how arrogant Yunchu was, in recent years he couldn't be arrogant in front of himself.
On one side is the magnifying glass and telescope, rare and ingenious tools that can help him solve big problems, and on the other side is the lychee tree, an extremely extravagant and ingenious fruit that satisfies his appetite.
All this hard work is just for the happiness of two evildoers.
Thinking of this, Li Zhi felt very proud. He sat on the back of the giant bear and staggered towards the Tianlao where Yun Chu was.
We went to the epicenter of the earthquake today. It was in the mountains, so there was no problem.
