Chapter 1249: Grab the wheat, who can sing or not?
The Yuefu of the Tang Dynasty had countless pieces of music to perform.
Jiaofangsi in the Tang Dynasty also danced non-playful dances.
The poets of the Tang Dynasty gave the Tang Dynasty countless poems that can be sung.
At the same time, the army of the Tang Dynasty also brought endless glory to the Tang Dynasty.
All this is displayed vividly under the moonlight.
The moonlight poured in from the glazed windows above the calyx building, and was immediately swallowed up by the light from a giant glazed lamp that was as bright as the sun.
The bright red grape wine in the wine pool was quickly drank up. Immediately, there were naked warriors holding thick wine barrels and pouring them into it. The bright red wine pulp splashed from the wine pool and fell on their majestic chests.
, with an indescribable sense of lewdness.
The banquet became more and more lively, and the temperature in the calyx building also rose. The men took off their thin furs, and the women took off their obstructive cloaks, revealing their plump bodies wrapped in thin silk.
The one-eyed Li Zhi was sitting on the high platform. At some point, his clothes were opened, revealing his white chest. A dancer who had just finished dancing and was still panting violently lay down at his feet and secretly took off Li Zhi's clothes.
of shoes and socks, and put his feet on her hot and plump chest.
Li Zhi didn't seem to notice. He laughed loudly, picked up a pear on the table and threw it at the comedian who was flattering him. The comedian firmly caught the pear fed by Li Zhi with his mouth.
Immediately, more people smashed the fruits on the table towards this very interesting trick.
Yun Chu has never understood how the drug-haired puppet actor can let the gunpowder burn on his body without hurting himself. However, his performance is really beautiful. Sometimes the colorful gunpowder sprays out from his sleeves, and sometimes
It spurted out from the collar of his neck. When he unbuttoned his clothes, everyone saw a penis that was spitting out miserable green flames.
When he opened his mouth, he spurted out a ball of fire. When his body rotated violently, he himself became a burning fire tree.
Yunchu was extremely curious...
Not only Yunchu was curious, but the guests present were also very curious, and they all gave loud applause to the drug-haired puppet actor.
After the smoky trickster saluted and walked away, Yun Chu followed him to see. When he found this guy walking behind the scenes, he fell to the ground with a scream, and five or six tricksters with oil paint on their faces immediately surrounded him.
Live him.
When Yun Chu came closer, he could clearly smell the smell of burning hair and a little bit of barbecue. After the tricksters helped the drug-haired puppet actor take off his thick clothes, Yun Chu discovered that this guy was covered in...
There isn't much intact skin.
A green-robed Yuefu official came over and dropped a money bag, covering his nose and saying: "Leave quickly, don't dirty the Huaxelou."
The tricksters took away the money bag and carried the drug-haired puppet actor out of Huacalyx Tower with a lot of gratitude.
Yun Chu frowned and said to the Yuefu officials: "Why do you do such a thing of taking people's lives for fun?"
The Yuefu official immediately said: "You don't know what you are doing. This is all done voluntarily. Being able to perform for Your Majesty is the biggest wish of these Japanese actors in their lives. Originally, they were supposed to wear cowhide protective clothing, but they dislike wearing it."
After wearing that thing, my body was not flexible enough and my dancing was not good enough, so I endured the pain and refused to wear it.
It’s entirely your own fault for being like this.”
Yun Chu nodded to express his understanding. It was understandable that a Japanese trickster finally got a chance to appear in front of the emperor and sacrificed his life to perform.
"Next time, it's better not to use these people. It will hurt His Majesty's kindness."
The Yuefu official added: "The people in the Yuefu are currently arguing about what is real music, what is elegant music, what is Hu music, and what is slave music. The lower officials think that as long as it sounds good, they can play. What do the princes think?"
Yun Chu thought for a moment and said, "No wonder I didn't hear the sound of Hujia today."
Seeing that the Yuefu officials were still looking at him, he smiled and said: "This is your business. Don't ask anyone. Just prepare the guzheng. We are about to play."
The Yuefu official sighed and went to prepare.
Yunchu smiled and didn't care about the pit that this low-level Yuefu official had dug for himself. Nowadays, there are debates everywhere in the Tang Dynasty. From women's makeup and hairstyle to clothing and music, everything is changing. This
Yuefu officials obviously belong to the inclusive group.
When he returned to the venue, the number of beauties at Li Zhi's feet had changed from one to two. However, they were no longer dressed as singers, but were replaced by two official ladies.
To put it bluntly, an official woman is a female official next to the emperor. She is a person with a formal rank and can also be understood as a member of the emperor's harem.
Over the years, Yun Chu has participated in many palace banquets. At these palace banquets, there were many people reciting poems and composing poems, watching many singing and dancing, throwing pots and archery, guessing riddles, and flying flowers. For such a gorgeous palace banquet as today, Yun Chu
It was really the first time I saw Chu.
Yun Chu was the official responsible for organizing the palace banquet. However, it was the emperor who had the final say as to the atmosphere of the palace banquet. Seeing that the emperor was in high spirits today, Yun Chu was worried whether the women brought by the guests would
When you leave, you become a different person.
Fortunately, although Li Zhi's current expression was lazy, his mind seemed to be very clear. However, the guests had drunk too much grape wine with antiseptics added, and they were all enjoying the rare banquet in front of them.
Today's wine is relatively strong, and many drunkards have noticed it as early as the first sip. Even if they drink it, they will not reveal it except to those close to them, and drink in small sips many times to reach the end of the banquet.
After that, you can still wake up and go home.
As for what happens to others when they are drunk, it has nothing to do with him. Perhaps, using strong alcohol is His Majesty's way of observing people - using alcohol to get them drunk to observe their virtues.
Seeing the moon at the top of the sky, waves of songs and dances were performed, Li Zhi's complexion was always light, and he would occasionally take a nap. Whenever Li Zhi took a nap, the giant bear next to him would also take a nap.
Know who infected whom.
It wasn't until the objects beside the wine pool were carried away by the eunuchs, leaving a vacant space for the boss, which was then filled with pieces of guzheng, that Li Zhi straightened up and seemed to have some interest.
Yun Chu was dressed in white and was lecturing his subordinates in a low voice.
Wu Chengsi was obviously drunk. He looked dazed and giggled at every turn.
Yun Chu said angrily: "Wu Chengsi, are you drunk?"
Wu Chengsi burped and said, "You can still drink it."
Seeing that this guy was really drunk, Yun Chu said to Wu Sansi: "Take your brother to the end."
Wu Sansi drank a little too much, but he was still willing to listen to Yun Chu's words, so he helped Wu Chengsi to the end.
Lu Zhaolin and Yun Chu looked at each other and followed.
Immediately, Yun Chu led a group of officials into the venue, and each of them sat down behind a guzheng.
Yun Chu played the guzheng and made a sound of "Xian Weng". When the emperor's attention was focused on him, he cupped his hands and said: "Your Majesty, please listen to the voices of the people of Chang'an."
Li Zhi raised his hand and said: "Come here."
A burst of affectionate tunes slowly flowed out from Yun Chu's hands. It was just a solo at first, and soon the tune became stronger and stronger. Just when he was about to start singing, he suddenly heard someone from behind the team shouting at the top of his voice: "That Rijun
Farewell, snowflakes are flying again today, I miss your song, I am drunk on that branch of plum blossom, the white snow is floating with red tears, who is drunk by the drops of cold fragrance, beauty is paid with water..."
Wu Chengsi's voice was hoarse and unpleasant, and he didn't know how to restrain himself after drinking. He yelled with all his strength in a broken gong voice. For a moment, the atmosphere that Yun Chu had just created was gone.
Li Zhi looked at Yun Chu with a half-smile, while Yun Chu rubbed his face vigorously with both hands. He heard that Wu Sansi also joined Wu Chengsi in singing together, and was singing something else - who said plum blossoms have no tears?
It’s just that the ice and snow have not yet penetrated the plum blossom stamens. Who said that the plum blossoms have no tears, just because they are waiting for you to look forward to the return of spring after being cold for several times...
The Chang'an officials were preparing to sing together, but the Jiaofangsi people outside the Calyx Hall thought it was time for them to harmonize, and a burst of powerful singing came from outside - Who said that plum blossoms have no tears, but only ice and snow?
The stamens of the plum blossoms have not yet penetrated by the cold. Who said that the plum blossoms have no tears, just because they are waiting for you to look forward to the return of spring after several cold spells...
The singing of the Jiaofangsi people reached outside Xingqingfang. Under the leadership of Fangzheng, the Chang'an people who were guarding outside Xingqingfang began to repeat - Who said plum blossoms have no tears, but the ice and snow have not yet penetrated the stamens of the plum blossoms.
Who said that plum blossoms have no tears, just because they are waiting for you to come back in spring after several cold days...
The Wu brothers were singing loudly, but unfortunately Yunchu and the Chang'an officials not only couldn't stop it, but also played the guzheng and sang along with these two bastards, trying to make this matter go away as much as possible.
The Wu brothers sang three times in a row with great enthusiasm. The Jiaofang Secretary outside and the people of Xingqingfang also sang along three times. If it were not for the influence of the Wu brothers' broken gong voices, this would have been a battle between the emperor and Chang'an.
Officials and common people are examples of deep friendship.
The emperor just smiled at first, and then it turned into a laugh. By the time he finished singing, the emperor's laughter was loud enough...
The eyes of all the guests in the hall fell on Yun Chu, and he felt as if tens of thousands of ants were scurrying all over his body. It was extremely itchy, and the anger in his heart was about to burn the Tianling Cap.
Yun Chu saluted the emperor and said: "Your Majesty, please give me a stick of incense to deal with some private matters of the Chang'an official office."
Li Zhi, who finally stopped laughing, wiped the corners of his eyes with a handkerchief and said, "My dear, don't be upset. When you deal with private affairs of the government office in a rage, you can easily end up in a life-threatening lawsuit.
I understand your friendship, and I also know the friendship between the people of Chang'an. As for the private affairs of your Chang'an official office, small punishments and big warnings are enough."
Yun Chu saluted and expressed his compliance with the emperor's opinion, but his bright red eyes kept staring at the Wu brothers at the back until he saw the drunken brothers being carried out by the chamberlain to sober up.
The emperor came down from the high platform, came to Yun Chu and drank a bottle of wine with him, then said: "If you want Chang'an to continue to follow your wish, you must be tolerant. Just watch and wait until I leave."
, the queen will come to Chang'an, and the prince will also come to Chang'an.
No one can tolerate what you Yunchu said in Chang'an. Speaking of which, the Tang Dynasty did not allow such a powerful person to exist."
Yun Chu grinned bitterly and said, "Your Majesty is just laughing."
Li Zhi smiled and squeezed his one eye, pretending to be playful: "You are getting older, and you should learn to move forward slowly while dragging a bunch of burdens."
"I'm going to skin their brothers..." Yun Chu's anger could no longer be suppressed.
The emperor sat in front of Yunchu and said: "You can skin them both, but they have ruined your plan to keep me in Chang'an. So what if you kill them both? I have done so much in the past few years."
How many secretaries and secretaries have died? Do you think there are fewer secretaries around me who are responsible for delivering information to the outside world?
Yun Chu, you cannot dominate the family in Chang'an. This is certain, and you must accept this result. Also, I cannot stay in Chang'an, and you must know this."
Yun Chu looked at the emperor and said tremblingly: "I just want to give your majesty a relaxed and comfortable Chang'an, even if it is only for a short time."
Li Zhi looked at Yun Chu and smiled, patted him on the shoulder and said: "I am the source of the turmoil. Where I am, there will be no peace..."
After Li Zhi finished speaking, he returned to the high platform, waved with a smile and said: "Keep playing music, keep dancing..."
Yunchu sat there guarding the guzheng for a long time, and finally left the center of the dance floor and came to the edge of the wine pool. He used a long-handled bamboo spoon to scoop out the wine and drank it. His whole body exuded the feeling of a beast.
the breath.
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