Chapter 197 If I dont get bombarded and you dont get bombarded, who will?
Chapter 1272 If I don’t get the cannon and you don’t get the cannon, who will get the cannon?
Tigers are born to eat meat.
The reason why artillery was created is to kill people.
After the artillery test took shape, the second workshop demonstrated it to the emperor for the first time. At the impact point of the artillery shell, there were sixteen death row prisoners tied up. These sixteen death row prisoners were not ordinary death row prisoners, but were taken from Luoyang Lijing Gate.
Death row inmates moved from the Magistrate's Court.
These prisoners on death row are basically officials or nobles. When they were taken to the second workshop, their faces were carved with blue patterns, and their facial features were flattened. Even if Yun Chu saw a few familiar faces among them,
When asked about his figure, these people did not dare to recognize him and only wanted to die quickly.
Luoyang Lijingmen Judicial Court is a judicial institution under the censor's stage. The officials in this institution are not normal Tang Dynasty officials. I heard that the officials there have complicated backgrounds, including cake buyers, guilty prisoners, slaves, and even
There are also aliens.
These people were all people who obtained official positions by relying on whistle-blowing, informing and other means during the period when the Queen established a bronze concubine in Luoyang. These precarious guys are like vicious wolves. As long as the officials or nobles in the court make the slightest mistake, they will bite them fiercely.
Go up there and I won't give up until I bite you to death.
Yun Chu didn't want to cause trouble, and with the active urging of the magistrate Hou Sizhi who transported these people to Chang'an, these sixteen people were blown into pieces by a round of artillery.
When the emperor saw him, Long Yan was delighted for several days.
Using artillery to execute condemned prisoners was somewhat overkill. Yun Chu felt that at this time, from the perspective of astronomy, geography, climate, or divination, it was very suitable for artillery to be fired.
I just don’t know where the cannonball will land.
When Yun Chu walked out of the darkroom the next day, he found that nothing happened on Yun's side. Not only was Fei Jiu alive, but he also ate a pound of steamed buns in one go in the morning, and he breathed a sigh of relief.
Thank God, Yun was not the one who took the beating.
When Yunchu went to work, he no longer walked through Zhuque Street, but walked from one market to another to enjoy the fun of ordinary people in Chang'an.
Life in the city is still very interesting. Whether it is an old woman peeing in front of her child early in the morning, or a woman holding a urine bucket and half-undressing her bra as if she has not yet woken up, this is not something Yunchu just does.
Can be seen.
Seeing a little baby pooping out an epic excrement, Yunchu rode away on horseback. Just now, if the sound of Wu Zhima De's horse's hooves hadn't inspired the baby, the baby wouldn't be like this.
A great achievement.
This is all the result of the imperial court, and Yun Chu dare not specialize in it.
It wasn't until half a piece of cake flew down from a second floor and was caught by Yunchu that the always kind-hearted county magistrate finally got angry. He looked at the half piece of cake in his hand and shouted, dozens of people who had already gathered around him
Bad people swarmed up, and in an instant the ordinary two-story building was filled with big-bodied and round-waisted bad people.
After a while, seven or eight disheveled men, women, and children were escorted by criminals and knelt in front of Yun Chuma.
Judging from the clothes of these people, they are not from wealthy families. There is also a broker wearing Yin-Yang shoes among them.
Yun Chu was very angry. How could people waste food like this?
The leader of the bad guys took half a pancake from Yun Chu's hand, and after dipping it in a woman's bucket, he gave the half pancake to the eight people to eat, ranging from an old man with a white beard to a young man who could walk.
Not a single child was spared.
After they finished eating, the bad guys sealed their mouths with leggings and were not allowed to loosen them for less than two hours.
Yunchu was a vigilant official and could often tell when autumn would arrive from a fallen leaf.
Now that scenes of embarrassing people taking food have begun to appear in Chang'an, it means that the Chang'an people's waste and disregard for food has reached a very high level.
This evil trend must be stopped.
So at the morning meeting of the Wannian County Yamen, Yunchu ordered Wannian County officials to set an example and implement a simple life style, and to implement a new life movement in Chang'an in which thrift is glorious and waste is shameful.
Sihu Yang Jiong is responsible for this matter. The New Life Movement must be carried out to the end and implemented in all aspects of Chang'an City. The concept of saving food and cherishing food must be instilled in every Chang'an person.
For this reason, the county official Yunchu composed a poem specifically to mark the beginning of the new life movement.
“One grain of millet is planted in spring, and ten thousand grains are harvested in autumn. There is no idle land in the world, and farmers still starve to death.”
As soon as this poem came out, everyone praised Yun Chu for writing poetry in an eclectic way, and it was poetry every time he looked up.
The day before yesterday we were renovating public toilets, and today we were renovating waste. Everyone in the Wannian and Changan county government offices was busy. Officials from all over the country left their government offices and went deep into the towns and villages to vigorously publicize the two projects proposed by the county.
The policy requires everyone in Chang'an to abide by it.
The officials even expanded the requirements of the county lord to a certain extent, from cleaning public toilets and cherishing food, to pioneeringly expanding the requirements of the county lord to sanitation and humanistic environment. They vowed to work hard for thirty days to return the county lord's request.
A clean and civilized new Chang'an.
King Ji Li Shen came to Wannian County respectfully. After entering Yunchu's official residence, he threw his fat body on the chair, knocked on the table and asked for tea.
Yun Chu poured a cup of tea for King Ji Li Shen and sent it over. Li Shen took a sip and said, "No feces or urine is allowed in the latrine. What's the reason for this?"
Yun Chu took a sip of tea and said, "Hold it in."
Li Shen sat up straight and said in surprise: "You mean, in the future, I will take the princess and the prince to the toilet to eat, and then return to the dining room to poop?
It doesn't matter to the princess and I, we can eat wherever we want, but I'm sorry for your little nephew, who has been weak since he was a child. Can you be so generous and allow him to eat in a normal environment?"
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Yun Chu thought for a while and said: "It's not impossible, I'm just afraid that eating in a normal environment will be bad for your health."
Li Shen looked at Yun Chu for a while and said, "As soon as I get back, I will send the prince to the old immortal's yard to have dinner with the old immortal."
Yunchu looked at King Ji Li Shen and said: "In recent years, your family's jade business has been very big, and I heard that they have made a lot of money. Now there are a lot of copper coins in the Chang'an treasury that are rusted by the sun and rain, so you can
Don’t you want to contribute to your country?”
Li Shen shook his head and said, "I won't buy it!"
Yun Chu added tea to Wang Shen Ji and said, "Your Majesty, you are so stingy."
Li Shen said: "Don't throw me into the pit. Ever since Taiping, Yong Wangxian and some unknown families began to absorb a large amount of copper coins, Prince Ji's Mansion took advantage of the high price and sold out all the copper coins. Now, the copper coins of my Prince Ji's Mansion
I guess I don’t even have fifty strings.”
"Are you scared?" Yun Chu said sarcastically.
Li Shen said: "I visited the second workshop, have I fallen into a trap?"
Yun Chu laughed loudly and said, "Who makes you so curious?"
Li Shen wiped the sweat from his forehead and said, "What are the consequences of being too curious?"
Yun Chu smiled and said: "I have heard of a country slang before, called - curiosity killed the civet cat."
Li Shen gritted his teeth and said, "You won't be given a way to survive, right?"
Yun Chu spread his hands and said, "Rebel if you can and show me. You rebel in the morning, and I will put down the rebellion at noon. In the afternoon, I will be at your doorstep and chop off the heads of everyone in your family. You have a large family. I heard that Concubine Ji
There are hundreds of people, rolling around with pink heads all over the ground, it must be a spectacular sight."
Li Shen followed Yun Chu's example and spread his hands and said, "What should we do?"
Yun Chu leaned back lazily on his chair and said, "It depends on who gets the cannon."
Just when the two of them were sitting on chairs talking nonsense, a burst of rapid artillery fire suddenly came from Chang'an City. The sound of artillery was rumbling, followed by the loud noise of artillery shells falling to the ground. Listening to the sound, it sounded like it was far away from Wannian County.
The government office was not far away, and the window lattice rattled with the sound of shells exploding.
Neither Yun Chu nor Li Shen had any intention of getting up and hiding, and allowed the dust on the beams to fall slowly.
The sound of artillery fire lasted for a whole stick of incense. When the sound of artillery stopped, Yun Chu removed his hand from protecting the teacup, picked up the teacup and took a sip. He said to the pale-faced Li Shen, "From the sound, it doesn't seem to be from your family."
direction."
Li Shen didn't care that the tea was covered with dust. He picked it up and took a sip and said, "It's far from my home."
Yun Chu stood up and pressed his hands on Li Shen's shoulders: "Don't worry, the bomb will definitely explode in your house."
As soon as he finished speaking, there was another rumbling sound of shelling outside. Yun Chu looked at the officials and servants running around outside, sighed, and took advantage of the break in the shelling to say to Li Shen: "There will be no less people who deserve to be shelled."
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Li Shen waved his hand to drive away the dust in front of his eyes and said, "Including your home?"
Yun Chu said: "There is a 40% chance that my family will be shot."
Li Shen asked hurriedly: "Where is my home?"
Yunchu sighed and said: "Seventy percent!"
Li Shen smiled and said: "Fortunately, the princess took the prince to serve the old god."
Staying in the room was always getting dusty, so Yun Chu and Li Shen came to the yard of Wannian County. Li Shen wanted to play Go with Yun Chu, but Yun Chu refused, so the two started playing with cards to compete for the top spot.
The fight between two people for the upper hand is naturally extremely boring, but these two people were sitting in the courtyard, drinking tea and playing cards, having a great time.
Everyone in the county government was originally waiting for the county magistrate's order to track down the artillery positions and capture the evil thief in one fell swoop. However, they found that the county magistrate not only did not give any orders, but instead played cards with King Ji.
Lu Zhaolin looked pale and held up a big umbrella to help the county minister provide shade, but his body was shaking so much that he couldn't even hold the umbrella.
Taking advantage of Ji Wangshen's opportunity to shuffle the cards, Lu Zhaolin said to Yun Chu with his teeth shaking: "Your Majesty, Wu Chengsi's mansion was razed to the ground by artillery."
Yun Chu said: "Wu Chengsi didn't go up today?"
Lu Zhaolin gritted his teeth and said, "I changed my vacation leave because I wanted to hold a centenary banquet for his second son."
Yun Chu nodded and said: "Inform him that he will go to work as usual tomorrow and cannot delay his errands just because of some trivial matters at home."
Lu Zhaolin nodded in agreement and said softly: "The adjacent Wu Sansi residence was not spared either. The shelling just now should be Princess Taiping's residence."
Yun Chu was noncommittal. Seeing that Ji Wang Shen had shuffled the cards, the two of them began to draw cards and carefully studied how to escape first.
After Yun Chu threw out a card, seeing Lu Zhaolin still standing by, he frowned and said, "Have you done all those important errands? You promised that there will be no flying insects in the public toilets, have you done that?"
Lu Zhaolin said with a tearful tone: "I'd better serve the lord and prince first before I serve you."
As soon as he finished speaking, the sound of artillery shelling sounded again. This time, the impact point of the artillery shells was closer to the Wannian County Government Office. Yun Chu could even see the black shells flying in the air like meteors.
The cards in Li Shen's hand were scattered all over the floor.
Yunchu asked Lu Zhaolin: "Are there any bad guests near our Yamen?"
Lu Zhaolin said: "Chang'an Station is nearby."
Yun Chu nodded when he heard this, helped Ji Wangshen pick up the cards from the ground and said with a smile, "It's your turn to play."