Yunchu stretched out his hand to fish out the naked Taiping from the water, held her slender waist and placed her on the low platform next to the bathtub. The charming and silky Taiping shyly covered her own shame, biting her
Her lips whispered: "I'm trying out human relations for the first time, and I have pity on you..."
Yun Chu was not expressionless, in fact, there was still some hint of disgust in it.
With Taiping looking like she was letting Jun take his pick, he used the huge towel under Taiping to wrap her up into a big swaddling clothes. Because Taiping was much bigger than the baby and her legs were too long, Yun Chu wrapped her up in this swaddling clothes.
Candle bag.
It is said that if a child is wrapped in such a swaddling bag from an early age, the child's legs will grow straighter.
Yunchu carefully wrapped and tied Taiping's lower body with straps, and finally tied two beautiful bows with straps on the waist and chest.
"You are much better than Sisi. That child has been stupid since she was a child. Sometimes she peed or pooped without making a sound. It wasn't until I opened the swaddling clothes that I realized that she had found a lot of things for me.
In comparison, Yunjin was better than Sisi. Whenever she felt uncomfortable, she would start to moan and then burst into tears. I had no choice but to clean her and tie her up.
Speaking of it, you are the most troublesome child. You are so old and you still make such a joke with your elders.
I know that you are frightened this time and want to ask your elders to intercede for you. Just come to the door crying. How can I just watch and ignore it?
Okay, don’t be so naughty next time.”
After settling the children, Yun Chu plunged into the pool again and continued bathing.
When he raised his head from the water again, Taiping tied in the candle bag disappeared.
Lying in the pool next to him was a guy whose face was messed up by the frying pan.
Yun Chu wiped the water stains on his face and looked at Fei Jiu: "Why is it so useless?"
Fei Jiu leaned his head on the edge of the pool and said, "No matter how powerful I am, I can't beat someone fifty by one person, and they only have armor on their bodies and a crossbow in their hands."
Yun Chu said softly: "It's not easy for you to stay alive."
Fei Jiu also whispered: "I seemed to hear Princess Taiping's voice. It was what she said that made me survive. Junhou, was it very dangerous just now?"
Yun Chu nodded and said, "The queen has poisoned me."
Fei Jiu was still waiting for Yunchu to continue, but Yunchu lay in the pool and became silent.
So, Fei Jiu crawled out of the pool dripping with water.
Everyone knows that Yunchu only has one wife. Some powerful people who have investigated Yunchu even know that Yunchu currently only has one woman, Yu Xiurong. In terms of female lust, Yunchu can be called a role model in the Tang Dynasty.
How could a person as high-ranking and thoughtful as Yunchu be seduced by a young bird like Taiping?
Over the years, many, many people who have studied Yunchu have used Yu Xiurong and Gongsun as imitations in Yunchu's life, and arranged many women for him. Unfortunately, no matter how such women appeared in front of Yunchu,
In the end, they were all ignored by Yun Chu.
Therefore, the idea of Taiping seducing Yunchu is fundamentally untenable.
Therefore, Yun Chu believed that all he had to do was let Tai Ping appear naked in front of Yun Chu and his purpose would have been achieved.
As for what they want to achieve, it is to create a wedge.
Divorce has been a strategy often used by conspirators since ancient times, and the success rate is very good. Once this strategy is implemented, it costs a lot and often achieves miraculous results.
Yun Chu, who was lying in the pool, removed the towel covering his face and sighed slightly. He felt that within one day, Emperor Li Zhi would definitely know that his beloved daughter Taiping had been naked with Yun Chu in the same room.
We spent some time together in the bathhouse.
The social atmosphere of men and women in the Tang Dynasty was barbaric, especially the royal family, which was very open-minded about matters between men and women. The princesses of the Tang Dynasty were once synonymous with promiscuity.
Taiping already had a reputation as a romantic at a young age, which she learned from her aunts or aunts.
Li Zhi doesn't care how many faces there are in Taiping, but the only one who faces him cannot be Yunchu.
Having said this, it is indeed a bit heartbreaking. It seems that Taiping is still a virgin. The only person who can make Taiping willingly carry out the task of seduction is the queen.
Moreover, the queen can be very sure that Taiping will not suffer any loss except exposing her body.
Thinking of this, even though he is as powerful as Yunchu, he feels a little tired.
Since ancient times, only the human heart is unpredictable.
Taiping was carried into a room by several strong palace maids. After putting her on a large bed, an old nun untied Taiping's swaddling clothes herself.
The naked Taiping lay on the big towel without any scruples and said to the old woman: "Am I not beautiful?"
While the old nanny was dressing Taiping in obscene clothes, she said, "The princess is naturally beautiful."
Taiping said angrily: "Since I'm beautiful, why does he look at me like I'm looking at a baby?"
The old grandma smiled and said: "Because that person thinks he is your elder."
Taiping thought for a while and nodded: "That's right, he is actually a very good elder. This time I will feel sorry for him."
The old grandma smiled and nodded and said, "This matter must be kept secret."
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Taiping rolled around on the bed helplessly and muttered: "Can you leave a few for me?"
The old mama shook her head and said: "There will always be beautiful young men, but didn't the princess's favorite Xue Shao and Wu Youji not be brought with them?"
Taiping lay on the bed, with her face pressed against the big towel, her two jade-white calves bent almost to her buttocks, as if she didn't hear what the old woman said.
"The princess is the son of a dragon and a phoenix. She must not be fooled by mere lust."
Taiping said to himself: "Some people are different after all."
The old mama sighed and said: "If Her Royal Highness wants to be as powerful as the queen in the future, in the eyes of the princess, everyone in the world should be the same, and there should not be any different people."
When Taiping heard this, he turned his head and looked at the old nanny and said, "The queen also likes Yun Chu, right?"
The old grandma shook her head and said, "That's nonsense."
Taiping laughed and said, "If mother hadn't been in love with Yun Chu, although Yun Chu would be difficult to kill, it's not impossible to kill him. There would be no chance of killing him in twenty years."
Seeing Taiping's innocent smile, the old mama stopped talking to him. If Yunchu was really that easy to kill, the queen would have taken action long ago. This has nothing to do with whether she likes Yunchu or not, it's just about the situation.
Taiping sat up from the bed, turned to look at the small garden outside the window, and suddenly said to the old nanny: "I want Aunt Chun to serve me."
The old nanny said without changing her expression: "Why, I can't compare to that idiot Chun?"
Taiping said quietly: "I like people around me to be idiots."
Yunchu went to the Wannian County government office early the next morning.
The county government office has become a refugee camp, with children crying, women shouting, and men scolding.
Under the threat of artillery, these people who used to be aloof did not behave more gracefully than the Guizhou leaders.
At the gate of the Wannian County Government Office, there are six artillery pieces. In front of each artillery piece, there are four people standing. One is holding a torch, one is guarding the cannonballs, one is holding a mop, and another person has a row of guns stuck in his waist.
There were artillery fuses of different lengths, but he held a small flag in his hand.
Governor An and Chun An, the commander of the Hundred Cavalry Division, were sitting on a chair. The cloak behind them almost covered the chair, as if they were squatting there on horseback, which was very weird.
As soon as Yunchu came to the cannon, He Chun waved the small flag in his hand, and Baiqisi in front of the cannon began to get busy.
Yun Chu jumped off his horse and said to He Chun, "Don't force me to beat you in public."
He Chun stood up and said to Yunchu: "Your Majesty asked -"
Yun Chu bent down and cupped his hands and said: "Your Majesty, please answer——"
He Chun said: "Am I cruel?"
Yun Chu said: "Those who dare to stroke the dragon's beard will die. There is nothing to say."
He Chun asked again: "Why are you standing by and watching? Are you raising your hopes?"
Yun Chu said: "Your Majesty is being unreasonable."
He Chun said: "Your Majesty has finished questioning."
Yun Chu straightened up and said to He Chun: "Don't force me to beat you when you are most proud."
He Chun looked at the artillery that had been loaded with gunpowder, shells, and fuses and said to Yun Chu: "Although I don't know what your Majesty means, if you are willing to fire these six artillery pieces at this moment, I think your Majesty will be very interested in you."
Hou Qing's eyesight is very good."
Yun Chu looked at He Chun and said, "Your Majesty has been favoring me since I was fifteen years old. Now, it has been more than twenty years. It has nothing to do with whether I light the artillery or not."
As he spoke, Yun Chu pulled out the fuses from the artillery one by one and threw them to the artilleryman under He Chun's regretful eyes.
Then he followed Wu Zima's ass and walked into the county government office.
As soon as he arrived at the back hall, Yun Chu immediately became the focus of everyone's attention.
"The county government is in charge of food. Go and eat when you are hungry. Each child should be watched carefully and not to cry. The women should also be in charge and not to cry. This is the county government of the Tang Dynasty. What a mess."
Wu Chengsi came to Yun Chu's side with a gloomy face and asked, "Is this official doomed?"
Yun Chu glanced at Wu Chengsi and said, "You must be doomed, but not now."
Lu Zhaolin also followed and said: "Here we go again, when will it end?"
Yun Chu smiled bitterly and said: "Just hang on, the current situation is already much better than I expected."
Wu Chengsi gritted his teeth and said, "I'm going to work in the front hall."
Yun Chu smiled and said: "Sometimes you should have this naughty energy."
Lu Zhaolin and Yang Jiong immediately waved to the Wannian County officials who were hiding in the back hall and said, "It's time to go to work."
As soon as he finished speaking, a violent roar of artillery reached his ears. Lu Zhaolin yelled and fell to the ground. People in the back hall also lay down one after another. The women screamed even more shrilly, and some frightened children were like
They were scurrying around like headless flies crying.
Only Yunchu stood upright, with a hint of violence flashing in his eyes, and turned around and left the back hall.
He Chun, the bastard, did not fire at the county government office, but the fierce sound of artillery finally threw the order he had just organized into chaos again.