The tenth time, do research in advance on the means
Dear guests, last time we wrote, we mentioned that Brother Squidward sent his old friend’s girlfriend to the train when he graduated, but he unexpectedly ran into the little demon girl, which caused a lot of suspicion between the two of them for no reason. After that, the two of them...
We were separated from each other, so we left campus and started working. We contacted the little demon girl again, the old man in the notebook dream we mentioned before, who came to continue writing the marriage book for the two of them.
It was said that Brother Squidward was accepting the little demon girl's mother, and when he kept asking questions in Shanghai Mandarin, the voice of the little demon girl came from the other end of the phone. It turned out that the little demon girl had returned from piano lessons.
"Your male college classmate called early this morning. Come and pick it up!" Xiao Yao's mother said and gave the phone to Xiao Yao.
After so many years, Squidward heard the voice of the little seductress as sweet as it was in college. Of course, this sweetness was limited to when she was quiet and happy.
Immediately afterwards, Brother Squidward began to sweat on his palms and forehead unconsciously. The scene of burning books and breaking up the friendship that happened in the small garden downstairs of the study room still makes him feel lingering fear.
But the good thing is that after so many years of experience in the feasting and feasting of developed southern cities, Brother Squidward is no longer the Wu Xia Amon he was back then.
Although my heart was still panicked and my palms were sweating, my words and thoughts were clear, orderly and polite. Of course, this was just an act.
Brother Squidward is engaged in criminal intelligence. He is an agent similar to the FBI abroad. He has received professional training, which includes psychology. At this moment, although he was panicking inside, his words and expressions could not tell at all.
"Hello, hello, who are you?" the little demon girl asked.
"Ah, I'm Xiao Zhang, the cockroach's cockroach!" Brother Squidward was nervous in his heart, but he deliberately slapped him.
"Ah, it's you! How did you find my home phone number? It's amazing! We haven't seen each other for more than three years!" the little demon girl said in surprise.
"Yes, yes, I haven't seen her since my graduation year!" Brother Squidward felt much more comfortable when he saw that the little demon girl had a gentle attitude and was not as disgusted as he feared.
"By the way, Brother Cockroach, I remember the last time we met was on the train. The new girlfriend you gave me was my fellow countryman! It seems that I was right about you back then. You are the kind of wilting, boring and coquettish type.
Such a person! Here you chase me and write love letters, and there you immediately find a new girlfriend. You are quite awesome! I admire you, I really admire you!" the little demon girl said with a funny smile.
"No, no, I don't, I'm really not that kind of person! The woman you saw on the train is the girlfriend of my fellow countryman. My friend had a high fever, so he asked me to take him to the station on his behalf. No
I want to be bumped into by you!" Brother Squidward explained anxiously.
"I don't care who your girlfriend is, and it has nothing to do with me! I don't care anymore!" The heroine's character of the little demon girl has not changed.
"What are you calling for?" The little demon girl's domineering attitude came back again.
What Squidward fears most is that the little demon girl talks to him in such a arrogant and domineering tone.
He was deeply hurt by this tone, so when the little demon girl asked him in this tone again, no matter how good an agent he was, he was actually a little timid and scared.
"Ah, I, hey, I saw your unit's press release on the Internet. It said that you arrested a robber with your bare hands and shot and wounded a knife-wielding man, earning second-class merit.
, you are so awesome! The police heroine Hua Mulan!" Brother Squidward said in compliment.
The reason why he was able to respond in such a panic was due to Squidward's agent training.
He has become accustomed to before doing something, he must first comprehensively collect all aspects of information and conduct a comprehensive analysis and sorting out the life background, personality, psychology, habits, social relationships, etc. of the people involved.
Therefore, before calling again this time, he also searched on the Internet and found reports about the little demon girl. Unexpectedly, it was this occupational disease that helped him at the critical moment.
No one can live without the body, and everyone likes to hear compliments and nice words, especially girls.
The little demon girl was fooled by Brother Squidward, and her tone immediately softened a lot, and she changed from the heroine channel just now to a ladylike temperament. Squidward's hanging heart slowly relaxed.
Just like the poem goes: The wind and dew of the stars have been separated for years, and the moon shines in the pavilion, and the flowers are like snow. Baochai and Luan mirror will meet again, and the moon sleeps together in the flowers tonight. The moonlight is still in the season, and the separation of the heart and the tears are said carefully. Life is only together.
The town is long and round, but its rest is like the moon which is round and missing.
If you want to know what happens next, listen to the explanation next time!