1293. Real poverty and fake poverty [many barrages]
Finally, the job of pounding mugwort and white wormwood was handed over to Qiao Qiao.
There was nothing he could do, so Zhang Yanping started sweating after humming and pounding a few times. Song Tan was afraid that his sweat would drip into the stone mortar and he would be disgusted.
Qiao Qiao happened to come downstairs after class and immediately volunteered: "I'll do it, I'll do it! I want to do it!"
He really wants to do it.
Not only does it work, but it also hosts live broadcasts, and has a complete work philosophy: "I haven't been given any work recently, and the children haven't learned new knowledge for a long time."
"I just happened to teach them how to make mugwort steamed buns. It will be Qingming Festival at the beginning of next month, so the children can't live without something to eat!"
This is what I said...
There is food during the Qingming Festival, but is it still your child? I’m afraid it’s not an old friend from underground, right?
But a child has no control over his words. So he smiled and let go: "I know our family can't survive without Qiao Qiao. Come on, do what you want, and I'll help you keep an eye on the live broadcast room."
As he spoke, he looked around at everyone, his eyes filled with big words——
Look! Just say I have a serious job.
However, Qiao Qiao gave him a strange look: "Brother Yanping, don't imitate your sister in coaxing the king. Your coaxing is not as good as hers."
Zhang Yanping:...I don’t need to open my mouth!
He depressedly switched accounts, set up the stand, and gave the live broadcast room a loud title——
【Come in and eat grass】
Lu Chuan subconsciously came over to take a look, then looked at the crowd of viewers pouring into the live broadcast room, and couldn't help but fall silent at this moment.
Song Tan, on the other hand, didn't mind that Zhang Yanping's name was so imaginative, but the audience liked it anyway, just eat grass! How come Artemisia annua and mugwort are not grass?
Looking at the barrage again, it turned out to be a bustling and trance-like scene.
[I sat up in shock when I was dying, and the number one priority was myself!]
[Eat grass? What kind of grass do you eat? Is the grass sold? Oh, I can’t afford it even if it’s sold, because I’m really eating grass]
[It’s the end of the month, and what I eat is obviously much more high-end than the anchors, it’s seaweed]
[The one in front of you is not eating hot and sour kelp with rice, right? How do you know that the rice I brought is this?!]
[If my prediction is correct, the hot and sour kelp is the same style sold in the canteen, and it costs one yuan a pack]
Zhang Yanping was shocked!
What's going on? There have been no live broadcasts for just a few days, and everyone in the live broadcast room is clamoring to be put on the shelves and to grab goods. How come your life is like this?!
That being the case——
"Qiao Qiao, your children seem to have no money. Why don't you sell the mugwort tea and Houttuynia cordata tea online in the next two days?"
"Ah?" Qiao Qiao became obviously nervous: "Are you all poor? Well, children, if you want to save money and not spend it randomly, let's give it to the family members of brother Xiao Zhu's sister..."
Barrage:【???!!!】
【Who are the thieves who ruined my life?!】
[Damn it, you are so poor, what does it have to do with our treasure? Why don’t you sell it!]
[Ah ah ah ah, I’m not poor. My salary has just been paid and I haven’t spent it yet. Give me a chance!]
[Mugwort tea and Houttuynia cordata tea? I don’t like it, but I like to buy it!]
[Qiaoqiao look at me! Look at me! I am rich! I am really rich! 】
[???What the hell? It turned into a MLM convention? Why are you still begging to spend money?]
The doubts of the new fans were drowned in the overlapping barrage, and then a colorful special effect appeared in the barrage offering a reward of 1,000 yuan, followed by a miserable sentence:
[I’m talking nonsense, although I’m eating hot and sour kelp, but it’s just because I’m greedy! I’m rich! Don’t let the anchor sell it!]
Then there was a row of reward messages, but the amount was not big, one yuan, five yuan, ten yuan. You can click on the profile picture to see, aren't these the ones who just spoke and had no money?
Looking at the reward amount, it is indeed not much money, but——
[It’s my business that I’m poor. If you don’t sell goods, it’s our business!]
[You sell it. If you don’t sell it, how do you know whether I am really poor or fake? 】
[Which of you would believe that I save a sum of money every month to rush for Qiaoqiao’s products?]
[I don’t believe that these people are really poor. They can make money by selling goods at a higher price after robbing them]
[Laughing to death! Are you being treated as a scalper here? I strongly condemn it, but the scalper will join me!]
Zhang Yanping:...I don’t need to watch the barrage!
Sure enough, you still have to learn from Qiao Qiao. If you don’t watch it at all, you won’t have any worries.
No, people are already groaning and holding the hammer, pounding it into the stone mortar!
The first thing to smash was the washed Artemisia annua. Because Lu Chuan was very careful when picking it, he only got rid of some miscellaneous leaf dust after picking it for a long time.
The tender branches and leaves were hammered down hard, and soon they were dyed a deep spicy green color in the stone mortar.
This kind of regular labor is what Qiaoqiao likes very much. He is very strong, and he hits harder and harder every time. Everyone in the live broadcast room can only see that the tender branches and leaves in the stone mortar easily turn into a ball of spicy green juice.
The soft leaves made me sigh:
【This is really eating grass.】
[Laughing to death! Our gangster brother never falsifies his name]
【I love eating grass - but how do I eat this grass?】
Finally someone asked the important point!
Zhang Yanping perked up: "How do you eat this grass? It's easy! Just mix it up with the noodles and put it on the pancake..."
"Go, go!" The seventh cousin had just mixed the stuffing. How could he tolerate his cooking skills being humiliated like this? He glared at Zhang Yanping, then turned to look at Qiao Qiao:
"Qiaoqiao, tell me how to do this?"
Qiao Qiao was also helpless: "Seventh cousin, stop making trouble! Teacher Xin said that educating children requires combining theory and practice, but they can't learn it even if I tell them now."
[Amazing! Even the anchors think highly of me. He will talk about it later, but I can’t learn it either]
[This cooking expert is gearing up! I know this question!]
[Will there be homework assigned this time? If you do well in homework, can you save some red flowers to exchange for this cake? 】
[Same question! I really know how to make this wormwood bun!]
[No, everyone is drooling after watching the live broadcast, how come you are so versatile? 】
Zhang Yanping looked at the barrage - he originally swore not to look at it. But if he didn't look at it, wouldn't he seem to be idle again? He had to concentrate more.
At this moment, he asked: "Qiao Qiao, your little friend asked if you can leave homework for Xiaohonghua? I looked at the homework group, and many people have almost saved up enough Honghua."
Three red flowers and one piece of delicious food is a completely unnecessary expenditure for the Old Song family, but for Qiao Qiao, it is a successful example of his role as a role model!
At this moment he nodded: "Yeah!"
Zhang Yanping explained: "Let me state in advance that this mugwort buns and mugwort cakes are not made from mugwort and mugwort from our own fields."
“Although it’s delicious, the taste is limited.”
"However, the eggs, leeks, fatty pork, diced lard residue inside are all from our family!"
"So... everyone wants to taste the taste of our pork, so you have to work harder this time! Artemisia steamed buns and mugwort cakes... I will teach you a few types today. If you make several, you can get a few small red flowers."
At that time, these cakes will be like rice noodles. They can be sealed in vacuum packaging bags and shipped by ice.