Regarding the change of host to do mukbang, the live broadcast room is not convinced.
[Eat raw sweet potatoes? That’s it? Send two over here]
[Your sweet potato is not good, send it over and I will show you what is wrong]
[Click to see the down-and-out gangster stealing sweet potatoes to feed himself]
[You are still ruthless hahahahahahaha]
[At least take it home and wash it, the water outside is so dirty]
[Beware of parasites]
Zhang Yanping finally scrubbed the mud clean. Now he took out a paring knife and was about to peel it. He turned his face and saw this barrage.
At this moment, his dark face was furrowed with thick brows, and he looked fierce. His words were more like he was torturing his younger brother:
"Just tell me if you can eat it!"
The barrage paused strangely.
After a while someone said:
[It can be eaten! It can be eaten! Brother, don’t listen to them, poor people are very particular]
[Exactly! My eldest brother is reduced to eating sweet potatoes, and he is still afraid of parasites?]
[Laughing! Can’t I still buy the insecticide that costs two yuan a piece at the drugstore when my eldest brother makes a comeback? 】
[Brother, you can eat it, but for a real man, you will show respect by washing yourself off]
[Exactly! When we were little, we used to use our front teeth to chew off the skin first. My eldest brother was very particular and even prepared a knife]
[...What? Now the gangsters are also doing live broadcasts? 】
[You seem to be showing your loyalty to the boss at the entrance of the hall]
[Brother, feel free to chew, I look at your white teeth, I’m sure you can chew evenly]
Zhang Yanping:......
He frowned, leaned back tactically, and then clarified frantically:
"Go, go, go! What are you talking about in the live broadcast room? Do you understand the harmony of the rule of law? I just peeled it off, and you guys gave me some pointers... And what about the one who came up with ideas and chewed them with his teeth? I think dentistry doesn't make money.
Really? My front teeth are much more precious than sweet potato peels."
As he spoke, he took the plump and beautiful sweet potato in his hand and swiped it with a paring knife.
"Come on, come on, let's be a teacher and teach you how to peel the skin - you know how to use a paring knife, right? Just watch it, the peel should be thicker, and peeling off the white skin on the surface doesn't count.
There is another layer underneath.”
The kitchen technology is really efficient. Strips of sweet potato skins quickly fell on the grass. Zhang Yanping was peeling them while chatting with everyone. The live broadcast room was really lively as never before.
"Remember, you have to expose the red meat, otherwise our family won't pay for it if it doesn't taste crispy and sweet... Oh, I forgot, these sweet potatoes are not for sale."
When he said this, he suddenly grinned ferociously:
"You go to the vegetable market to practice by yourself."
Studio:……
[Hahahaha, forgive me. I was watching the live broadcast just now. My mother passed by and said that she looked like a murderer.]
[Who knows? When he laughed, the instant noodles in my hand fell to the ground]
[Nonsense, you are all talking nonsense! My eldest brother did not kill anyone, he is a good person!]
[The gangster brother is really good at using knives, it’s hard to control his imagination...]
【???What are you imagining? Don't think blindly, brother has never stabbed anyone!】
[Ah... Is there anyone who is not proficient in using a paring knife?]
[But when the elder brother smiled ferociously, what was stuck on his paring knife was not sweet potato skins, but criminal evidence]
Zhang Yanping:......
He stared at the barrage speechlessly: "No wonder Qiao Qiao doesn't watch the live broadcast. Why don't you take a look at what you guys are talking nonsense about every day?"
"What kind of criminal evidence or a ferocious smile? It's simply not accurate for you to judge people by their appearance. Half a year ago, I was the most popular young man in our wholesale market, and my affinity has become very high."
[I testify, I testify! I fell into the trap with my big bear’s butt. The gangster brother used to be as white and soft as a bread bun]
[As an old fan, witness with your own eyes how the big white steamed buns transform into chocolate buns]
[No, how can there be chocolate buns in this world? 】
[Yes, I had it when I was studying in the UK]
[Hey, hey, I’m off topic! Brother, your criminal evidence! It’s so thick!]
"Oh, my mom!" Zhang Yanping came to his senses after seeing the barrage, and saw that the whole sweet potato had been thinned out by him, and fell on the grass, covered with a layer of light
Watery orange-red color.
"This cannot be wasted..."
Zhang Yanping tried hard to control his desire to pick them up and eat them again, but instead shouted to the pond in the distance:
"Dabai! Goose Girl! Do you want afternoon tea?"
It has been almost two months since Goose came home, and her physique has become stronger and stronger. Now she is even stronger than Dabai.
But because her head is too small, her IQ is not that visible to the naked eye, but she is particularly sensitive to her own name and the word "eat".
At this moment, when he heard the call, the figure swimming happily on the pond paused, then raised his neck, and the anthurium stepped on the clear waves like a hot wheel, and the whole goose "swooshed" like a dragon boat and arrived at the edge of the pond.
!
Compared with her, Dabai is even one step behind!
Zhang Yanping said "fuck" and then quickly adjusted the camera:
"Come, come, come, the 3D lens is immersive, let everyone feel the pressure from Goose Girl!"
But everyone in the live broadcast room only felt that the perspective changed, with green grass in front and a leisurely pond in the distance.
And at the edge of the pond, a thick white dot spread its wings and rushed towards this side with a crazy cry of "goose goose!"
And behind it, there was actually another one following closely with a subtle misalignment.
Goose Girl is getting closer and closer.
Her fierce beady eyes, the little yellow hat on top of her head, her thick neck, her high chest, and her wings that seemed to be fanning two big ass...
Now he is rushing over quickly, as if he is about to step on everyone's face at any time!
And what about Zhang Yanping?
He smiled evilly, picked up a piece of sweet potato skin and placed it on top of the phone.
The live broadcast room was filled with exclamations!
【Ah ah ah ah ah don’t come over!!!】
【Ah ah ah the goose is going to bite me, help me ah ah ah!】
[Mr. Goose! Mr. Goose! Show mercy! The right side of your face has just been filled, so you can’t slap me!]
[It’s coming, it’s coming, help! The soles of its pectoralis major muscles are going to step on my face!]
[Brother! Big brother! If you keep teasing it like this, I will rush over and smash your phone to pieces!]
Zhang Yanping was speechless for a moment: "You guys are too into the drama..."
However, when he saw the barrage of dried and crushed mobile phones, he quickly threw the sweet potato peels to the ground:
"I just replaced this mobile phone, so I can't damage it - Dabai, Goose Girl, come on, let's eat the fruit afternoon tea first!"
Goose Girl had rushed in front of him in an instant, her eyes were glaring at the world, and she gave the fans in the live broadcast room a hard look, looking down on everyone as an equal.
Then it lowered its head, praised it and started to swallow the sweet potato skins in its flat mouth. The food was so happy and sweet that it couldn't wait!
And Dabai was not to be outdone. The two geese's thick necks were intertwined, one at a time, another at mine, with half-open wings, as if they could enter a fight at any time.