The camera narrated this watermelon, and everyone couldn’t stop laughing!
Yu Yan also asked him: "Didn't you buy it later?"
The cameraman sighed: "Forget it, I muttered a few words, and the child said to me: 'Dad, you have to have lunch every day when you go home, and mom can't even grab the watermelon!'"
The cameraman was speechless: ...what, did something go wrong while your father was having lunch?
Brother Li laughed loudly: "Then this really isn't a child problem, it's just that you delayed others from grabbing things..."
I have been a colleague for many years, but the photographer has a habit of being too lazy to eat during lunch. He would rather not eat if he can't take care of his work. If he does eat, he will have to eat for more than an hour!
He is inconspicuous to outsiders, but he is a chatterbox in front of his wife, and his sentences are sensational. His child is six or seven years old and is still clingy!
Yu Yan listened and suddenly became greedy: "When my child was half a year old, my mother made me fish soup. She said it was fish bought from someone else's pond. It was really expensive, costing 40 per catty.
!It’s the local crucian carp!”
"But I have to say it's really fresh and delicious..."
She sighed, remembering what she said to her mother: "How can you buy things like this? You believe in all the neighbors in the community! If you go to other people's fish ponds and see them buying dozens of fish, you will also buy dozens..."
Yan Jie couldn't help but look at Zhang Yanping - he was about 1.4 meters tall, 140 meters tall and muscular, and he was fair...
After thinking about it, he smiled at Yan Qianqian again: "Just...the one...their family invited? It's necessary. Do you think..."
You then asked: "Have they had breakfast? Do you mean they want to be patted? Come on, let's have some together!"
When the rice was cooked in the pot and bloomed, the old Song family got up one after another. Song BaZheng opened the fire room and couldn't help but feel bad:
Zhang Yanping: ...What kind of brother-sister relationship? When I was a kid, I rarely stayed outside the village during the winter and summer vacations. But when a girl is a kid, how can I care about playing with older girls?
The cameraman also nodded: "Yes, the more casual, the more effective it will be. You don't even have a script, so we can just do whatever we usually do now."
My wife was washing and drying herself at home, so I opened the small door of the yard and looked at the little big cat outside the cathouse in the corner. I couldn't help squatting up and petting it. Then I saw someone on the seventh floor, so I shouted loudly.
Raise your voice:
"Bad! Very bad! That's what our family usually eats. We can always stew meat early in the morning and take pictures!"
"My cousin, he thinks that the young man has bad intentions. He always troubles him to light the fire in the morning..."
And here, in the old Song family, only the seventh cousin got up and came over.
Song Bacheng took a look: golden and white sweet potato porridge, crispy and fragrant scallion egg pancakes outside the pot next to it, and a plate of shredded radish...
Zhang Yanping:...I am so angry!! I am a good citizen!!!
The first few words are not a magic spell at all. I saw a few low-grade febrile cats suddenly become soft and soft, and even their voices started to purr. In an instant, their tails were lowered and their bodies were slightly arched, rubbing against my legs and rolling around...
"You haven't given up on your future. After all, cities and rural areas are vast worlds with nothing to do - who says you can't do anything outside the village?"
The first cousin nodded, then asked as if something was wrong: "Yesterday I said that the interviewer would come to take pictures of breakfast. Is that okay with him?"
As for giving up the future...please, is it nice to just lie down? What future do you want?
Look up at yourself again, you will see that Pingping Youqi’s dark blue plush home clothes are not the same style worn by millions of people!
A cousin's heart melted.
Only the assistant who just joined the company this year was confused: Just... She knew that their consumption in Yuncheng was high, but was it already so high?!
What about the end?
In a big house, the temperature rose very slowly before the flue heated up. A cousin counted seven large dried fish and put them under the stove. Then he quickly washed the rice, prepared vegetables, and mixed the batter...
At half past one, when Zhang Yanping also stretched out and went upstairs in pajamas, Yu Yan also received a call from the other party, saying that he was about to arrive in the village.
I nodded my head yes and no, and finished the pancakes in eight or two bites while washing my hands and getting ready to change clothes - well, outside the village, the house is tidied up when going out, but it's like a gangster... In fact, looking at the urban area,
There are so many people wandering around in their pajamas!
Yan Jie: ...the positive energy of badness, is there any point in being bad?
We did have that request, but during that time, a cousin came and took the initiative to light the fire, which made Song Ba Cheng not mean at all.
And when I went upstairs again, as soon as I stood at the top of the stairs, I saw a reporter in a rough dress looking up at me outside the living room.
"Ouch, dear, the fire room is closed, right? Is it hot? Is it slow? You can light the fire when you wait... Why do you want to eat the big fish?"
Wu Lan thought for a while - usually, do you usually have breakfast at that time?
After a pause, he added: "Although you look fierce, I'm actually very mean to you. I graduated from 211 Elementary School and stayed outside the village just to help you..."
You quickly took the next two steps and said, "Mr. Zhang Yanping, can you tell me about his brother-sister relationship with Yu Yan? Was it his childhood feelings that drove him to give up his future to help you?"
Nothing will happen if the cats retreat! Song BaZheng simply cares: "They are afraid of the heat, and the fire room is comfortable. If they retreat, just retreat..."
At the last moment, I opened the door of the fire room: "Don't wait, don't wait, put it on the fire first, and then dry the big fish again. It will become crispy after being left for a long time."
The first cousin said reservedly: "My family, it's not easy to say any kind words - by the way, you put the cat away, is something okay?"
Zhang Yanping was confused: What does it look like?
As he spoke, he couldn't help but sigh:
"On the one hand, you stay outside the village because I want to help you. On the other hand, you know that you will definitely succeed."
It was something I had to do, and I had to edit it after I went back. No one would watch it, so if there is something explosive, it will be explosive.
Then the cousin in front of him consciously took a step forward and covered the camera with his hand: "Don't take pictures of that, it will be judged!"
But I am also mindless. At this moment, I am looking as stern as possible and my voice is firm:
Seeing Yan Jieyu taking the cake and finishing eating, Wulan couldn't help but said to me: "He should change into serious clothes. What does he look like?"
"I told you that if you bought the car, it would be less damaged! The TV will look impressive..."
You then breathed a sigh of relief, and the relaxation you felt just now gradually disappeared, and now you laughed: "Xiaojia uses freedom and ease, and you guys have to edit when you go back, so you have to be afraid of nothing that is appropriate, and it will be ruined if you are casual."
For a moment, the other party's face turned pale.
"Really?" Song Tan's eyes lit up - the "favorite sister" is also a cold element now! Especially the other party looks like someone from white society, and the contrast is even weaker!
I have to say, it smells really good!
After thinking for a while, he added: "As soon as there was a move, those silly cats jumped directly under the stove and burned their feet..."
"Ahem," you introduced loudly, "then your cousin Zhang Yanping."