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725 I laughed until I cried in the first half, and cried in the second half (the plot, you can skip it if you dont like it)

(If you don’t like the plot chapter, you can skip it. This chapter will not affect today’s update. It is considered an extra update.)

"Two years ago, she and I buried a time box here, and we agreed to meet in two years, but she didn't come.

Then, I will continue to wait."

At the beginning of the film, the obese version of Jiang Yan appeared on the screen. With his narration and a glance back, the silence in the screening room was instantly broken!

"Wow, so cute!"

"Fat Jiang Yan is still so handsome!"

"You can't learn this look from scratch.

"

Suddenly, the theater buzzed with buzz.

The most shocked ones were undoubtedly the Shanghai Opera students where Hu Ge was.

After all, they were studying acting. Although they had just finished their freshman year and were not very professional, they definitely knew better than the average person. Just that look in their eyes had already convinced everyone.

Of course, some people think that it would be okay to change themselves. Acting is just grinding.

But compared to thinking about these, the next plot of the movie is more fascinating.

After the introduction of the story, it switches to the memories from the perspective of the male protagonist.

The male protagonist played by Jiang Yan is a Chinese who studied in South Korea. He was raised as a girl by his family for some reason since he was a child, so he is an honest and good-natured person.

A Niu is still alone. At a party with friends, the hero met his ideal girlfriend - a girl with a beautiful and refined appearance.

For the sake of his friend's face, he did not go up to meet her. When he returned home, the hero saw her again at the subway station, drunk and unconscious.

Not every encounter is romantic. The first time the male protagonist meets the female protagonist played by Jun Ji-hyun, there is no sense of romance at all.

The heroine made an astonishing statement on the subway. She was so drunk that she loudly scolded the little gangster who unconsciously gave up her seat to the old man. If you don't want to give up, you will do it directly. Her domineering attitude is exposed. The little gangster has no temper at all, and even if he gives up his seat, he will give it back.

I have to be taught by her: "Don't wear pink clothes in the future."

"Ha ha!"

"So fierce!"

The auditorium burst into laughter.

Before the fans could praise the girl for her kindness, she vomited all over the old man who was sitting on the seat. After that, she fell down softly and pulled the cheater away...

"Hahahahaha!"

"Are all South Korean women like this?"

"Jiang Yan was frightened.

"

"Wow, Jiang Yan is so blessed.

"

The audience who have never read the novel are very happy at this moment.

Audiences who have read the novel are also happy because it is very similar to the novel. In addition, the movie is more like a movie. The smooth editing and perfect performances directly enhance the audio-visual experience.

This made them forget what a novel was for a while.

But so what, it just looks good.

The next plot is still very interesting.

A Niu's kindness was not rewarded. The poor male protagonist carried her to a hotel to stay overnight. The police suddenly burst into his room while he was taking a shower.

Of course, what the audience was more excited about was that Jiang Yan actually came to fruition!

"Oh oh oh oh~!"

“What a smooth pp!”

"Awesome, Jiang Shen is so cruel!"

"Wow, Jiang Shen's sacrifice is simply too great!"

"I want to be that policeman!"

The whole place was filled with strange screams.

Everyone feels that with this lens alone, anyone who dares to say that this film is not good will be in trouble!

Of course, the next plot did not disappoint.

The heroine's savage image is also becoming more and more plump. In the coffee shop, Jiang Yan hesitated for a long time and ordered a drink that the heroine didn't like. Her eyes widened: "Hey, do you want to die? I want coffee!"

She loves to fight against injustices, and she will start arguing whenever they disagree. In a restaurant, the prostitutes at the next table were pissed off by her.

Turning around again, there was a scene where she burst into tears in the trailer, which was completely unpredictable.

The male protagonist with a weak personality is silent. Everyone loves a girl with a pure and beautiful appearance, but now I only have one thought, I can't afford to offend such a strange woman, why can't I hide from her.

But in the end, there was no way to hide. The heroine somehow identified the hero, and rushed directly to the hero's university class without a care in the world. She lied about being pregnant to get the professor, and dragged Jiang Yan away by force while the classmates were talking about it.

"Ha ha ha ha!"

"Jiang Shen was tortured terribly."

"It's so barbaric, but I like it!"

The audience burst into tears laughing.

In this way, the "forced" male protagonist and the female protagonist started their first date, but the female protagonist was still confusing. Tears were rolling in the female protagonist's eyes a second ago: "I am still very sad."

At this moment, the male protagonist behind her was stunned, but the next second the male protagonist was even more stunned, because in the blink of an eye, she burst into tears and said with a smile, "How deep do you think the water is? Can you jump in and try it?"

Then the male protagonist was pushed down.

Then the male protagonist's journey of abuse continues.

In short, the heroine is still as savage as ever.

A betting game on the subway turned into a game where the male protagonist was violently beaten.

The squash ball that is always aimed at the male protagonist will hit him in the face no matter how hard it is hit.

People in the kendo gym are saying that they must win once, but they can't survive even one move.

These scenes, combined with the contrasting characters brought by top athlete Jiang Yan, also made the audience laugh even harder.

In addition, the male protagonist has to be teased by her from time to time, changing shoes! She wears sneakers, and he wears high heels. After changing, he winks and seduces in an extremely coquettish way: "I won't wear XX shoes during the exam, okay?"

"

The poor male protagonist seemed to have to go to the police station every time he went out with her. He was so unlucky that all the gangsters locked up there were familiar with him.

After this combination of punches, the entire audience in the theater was shaking with laughter and tears streaming down their cheeks.

"Hahahahahaha!"

"My Jiang Shen is so pitiful!"

"It's so miserable. Hahahaha!"

The audience spent the entire first half laughing heartlessly. They probably all liked watching Jiang Yan being beaten and bloody. It is a nonsensical romantic comedy that is relaxing and enjoyable.

However, fans like to see Jiang Yan being hung and beaten, but not everyone likes to see women beating men.

"The male protagonist is too coward, why don't you fight back? Chinese men need to rise up!"

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"What the hell is love? If it has to be so despicable, I don't want it."

"The heroine is indeed too much.

"

"No dignity at all..."

In the eyes of many people, kindness is equivalent to stupidity.

Therefore, the male protagonist who is stupid, weak, and incompetent, who comes and goes as soon as possible, even if he is really kind, after dozens of minutes of the plot, his impression will become bad.

And when such a male protagonist is disliked by the heroine's parents and warned to stay away from the heroine, naturally not many people will sympathize with him.

On the contrary, everyone is still screaming in their hearts, hoping that the protagonist will be tough.

As a result, the protagonist still did not rise up, but chose to leave silently in the rain.

"What a coward. I'm afraid Jiang Yan will be scolded.

"

In the cinema, someone started talking quietly.

However, viewers who have read the novel are not worried at all.

Because there has to be a twist in the story.

Up to this point in the film, the male protagonist is cowardly and the female protagonist is brutal and overbearing. It seems that the film has failed, but then the audience soon discovers that the female protagonist has a very sad story hidden in her heart.

The savagery is just her protective color, but the soft side in her heart and the male protagonist's deep love are slowly revealed later.

On the hundredth day of our acquaintance, she called again.

"When do you think a woman is most beautiful?"

"While playing the piano."

"When do you think a man is most handsome?"

"When you give me roses."

Nothing seemed to happen, it was still the same as before. She hooked her fingers and he ran over again.

She played the song "Canon", which was so gentle. He gave her a rose in public, and the whole room cheered. When the two looked at each other and the melody of "Canon" played, tears filled their eyes.

The two of them put on their high school uniforms, and the male protagonist with his trousers shorter was very funny. The two of them showed off their ID cards and entered the bar in school uniforms. They were so cool!

Drink, smoke, and act cute.

"Come on, come on, have a cigarette."

"Oh! This is my first time smoking. I won't be caught by the teacher, right?"

The two pretended to be students and imitated the funny tricks of adults, making the whole audience laugh again.

The consequences of his wild behavior are naturally that the hero carries the drunk heroine on his back and runs around the streets.

While the audience laughed heartlessly, they could also feel a lingering sadness, which became more intense as the plot progressed.

As the film progresses, the plot reaches this point and begins to explode.

The female protagonist rarely showed tenderness to the male protagonist, and the male protagonist mustered up the courage to send flowers to express her love in public.

But instead of being together, we are going to separate.

"She has become different from the first time we met. Has her inner pain been healed by me? Maybe this also means that she doesn't need me anymore."

The male protagonist is not stupid, he is just a substitute. He has always been a weak one, so when he sees the sad female protagonist, he can’t help but want to heal her, because he is the strong one in front of her who is sad, so that he can find confidence and

the meaning of one’s own existence.

And the audience also understood at this moment that the naive male protagonist was never stupid.

But now the relationship between the two seems more like a mental patient and a psychiatrist than love.

So the time to heal is the time to leave.

"I'm sorry, driver, can you drive slower?"

It's time to leave. If I can love you one more second, it's just one second.

By this time, the atmosphere of laughter in the theater had disappeared, and instead, tears began to accumulate in countless eyes.

At this moment, how happy we were together before, but how reluctant we are to leave you now.

But he couldn't bear it anymore, and the two never saw each other again.

Until she called herself again and asked him to go to the coffee shop.

The scene was very embarrassing. After passing by, I discovered that there was a man beside her, like her boyfriend. The gap in status between the two parties was revealed in a second. The other party's words "She said you are her good friend" extinguished the man.

The Lord's last fantasy.

She made an excuse to go to the bathroom, but when the heroine, who was in a complicated mood, came back from the bathroom to adjust her mood, the hero had already left.

"Where are the others?"

"Already left. He told you to abide by ten rules when dating you. I have a good memory and I still remember it."

The heroine's blind date showed off his memory and held back his laughter. He probably thought it was childish. Compared to the mature, stable and well-established blind date, the male protagonist dressed as a student, how could he not be childish.

"Don't try to make her gentle."

"Don't give her more than three drinks, she will hit someone."

"You must drink coffee in a cafe. Don't order Coke, orange juice or anything like that."

"If she hits you, be sure to pretend it hurts. If it really hurts, pretend it doesn't hurt at all."

"On the 100th day of acquaintance, when she is in class, I must go to her class in person to send a red rose. She will be very happy."

"You must learn swordsmanship and squash."

"In addition, you must be mentally prepared to go to jail at any time."

"If she says she wants to kill you, don't take it seriously. It will make you feel better."

"If her feet hurt and the shoes are uncomfortable, you have to change shoes with her."

"Finally, she likes writing, so encourage her."

After hearing this, the heroine couldn't sit still at all, and rushed out like crazy to look for him.

And for such a scene, the superb BGM also enhanced the atmosphere to the extreme.

"I believe, you are still waiting there

The road of love is always full of blessings

i believe, you are still burying your love deeply

I'm here, wandering around all night for you

Can't see the future

But can't stop falling in love

"

"My Sassy Girl" is not for nothing, it is really quite powerful.

At this moment, the emotional audience in the theater could not control their crying.

The girls burst into tears. At this moment, they regretted that they had put on makeup. Everything was ruined.

And other guys who claim to be rational also have red eyes at this moment.

If the first half is about laughing to the point of tears, then the second half is about crying out of tears.

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People all walked away with hatred, either to reveal the darkness of the heroine, or to find ways to retaliate against the heroine for deceiving them.

And he tells you in a casual way, with a deep love calling: I understand your pain, but I only want to laugh with you.

With the farewell words and the behavior of leaving without saying goodbye after explaining the 10 rules, the male protagonist was already heartbroken and stood completely as a friend. With the emotion of loving the female protagonist, he expressed his last love and the pain of being unable to continue to love.

Give everything you have just to get a little tenderness from the one you love.

This film is amazing! I don’t know how many film critics are sighing in their hearts at this moment.

If you only look at the nonsensical and funny scenes at the beginning, it is funny, but too pale. If you watch it as a Hong Kong nonsensical comedy, it is a masterpiece and has enough laughs.

But to put it bluntly, it is essentially a money-making operation. Is it that simple?

The plot continues, but at this moment, in front of the big screens almost all over the country, the audience has only one idea!

"Rush! Find him!"

"Catch him, don't let him go!"

Everyone was holding their breath. The heroine woke up. Then don't let him go. Do you know how lucky you are?

The heroine finally met him in the subway broadcast room.

The two hugged tightly, and she acted savagely for the last time and gave him a mouthful.

"You are so stupid, can't you avoid it?"

"Oh oh oh oh~~~!"

This scene made the whole audience scream.

Everyone could see that the slap she gave made things different.

Beneath her wild and unruly appearance, she also conceals a heart that is loyal to love.

Everyone has their own story.

This wild girl is as gentle and gentle as a poem for a while, playing the piano, smiling with a low eyebrow, like a shy Xia Lian, and for a while she is alone and lonely looking into the distance, her eyes are empty and sad, thoughtfully

She cried silently, like a lunatic. One moment she was drunk, and the next moment she wore her high school uniform and ran to the dance hall to dance to her heart's content.

Now that the mystery is all revealed, I understand why the heroine behaves like this, and I love this character even more.

In her heart, there is a dead fiancé,

She said he was so nice, he was meticulous with me, and he created surprises for me.

But just so suddenly, he passed away forever.

So she lived unreasonably and wildly,

So she stood by the water, tears rolling in her eyes, "I'm still very sad."

In the blink of an eye, her tears turned into laughter again, and she said,

"How deep do you think the water is? Can you jump in and try it?"

The male protagonist who was stunned behind her, everyone thought he was a good-for-nothing male protagonist. Perhaps they understood at that moment and secretly made a decision, "I want to cure her."

It's okay to be pushed into the lake by her! It's okay to accompany her crazy and endure all kinds of torture! I can do it, but...she is still very sad.

She brought a bouquet of flowers and said to the coffee shop owner,

I want to keep this place that belongs to him forever, the place where she sits every time she goes on a date with him.

When two people embrace each other, is it a happy ending?

No, she knew how good he was, but she still couldn't let him go.

She was making trouble unreasonably again and asked him to accompany her to a place.

It was a place far, far away, in the hero's hometown.

Although the male protagonist didn't know why the female protagonist came to China, he also had a hunch, but he never said it.

Afterwards, after trekking through mountains and rivers, the tall buildings faded away, and the two of them arrived at Saihanba, which is half desolate and half lush.

At this time, the heroine started to make trouble unreasonably again: "Do you think you can hear me in that forest?"

The answer was of course she couldn't hear her, and only when he couldn't hear her did she dare to cry loudly: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I thought I was different, but in fact I'm just a very ordinary girl, I'm sorry."

The heroine stopped where she was, stuck there, a person living in the past with no future.

The heroine is conflicted and entangled between the guilt and remembrance of her dead ex-boyfriend and her guilt for the hero, and cannot make a decision.

It's not that she doesn't know how to cherish, but the man who used to be in her heart, that man who has died and will not come back, makes her suffer. At this moment, the heroine is already amazing and distressed in the hearts of the audience.

Perhaps, the male protagonist actually heard it, so he understood it.

Afterwards, the two wrote a letter to each other, put it in a time capsule, and buried it under the merit tree. Then they planted a tree together and waited until the agreed time to meet two years later.

"This place used to be deserted. There was no grass except this tree. But now you see, it is a big forest. We buried the time capsule here. I think it will never be lost."

The heroine from South Korea introduced the Saihanba Merit Tree, and she was more familiar with it than the Chinese hero.

"Let's go and plant a tree. Maybe in two years, it will grow into a towering tree.

"

The heroine made a promise, planted the tree, and said goodbye.

At this point, the older generation of film critics are still wondering what made Jiang Yan willing to regard this film as the first starring film in his career.

Is it just because of a dying fan?

Or is it just that the story is more touching?

In the past, film critics were actually a little disappointed with Jiang Yan.

This is not to say that they don’t agree with Jiang Yan’s efforts to help fans realize their dreams.

It's because the weight of Jiang Yan itself is different.

As the number one person in domestic entertainment, Jiang Yan is, to a certain extent, the hope and banner of the younger generation in China.

Therefore, Jiang Yan has not starred in a movie for three or four years, so many older generation film critics hope that Jiang Yan's debut film should be a theme film, so that it can inspire young people more, set an example, and at the same time make domestic young audiences look forward to it.

Main theme.

But what I didn't expect was that Jiang Yan's first starring movie was actually a romance film.

This chapter is not finished yet, please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content! Even though there are many stories in it, it does make the older generation feel inappropriate.

But now, film critics understand.

Acting in a love movie like this is actually okay.

Young people, just play what young people like to watch, and it's actually quite good.

And this is not a simple love, it is a transcendent love. Coupled with the stories of fans realizing their dreams off-screen, and the incomparable beauty shown now, people can't help but want to plant a "love tree".

Hanba.

So now they feel that there is almost nothing faulty about this film from the inside out.

The film critics were relieved, but the audience was worried, and everyone was looking forward to a perfect ending.

But two years later, the two did not see each other.

Only then did the male protagonist realize that this was the place where the female protagonist had agreed with her ex-boyfriend.

The truth is revealed, but still sad.

The merit tree that has lived for hundreds of years failed to bless his love.

Another year later.

"If that tree dies, someone will be unhappy."

Under the merit tree, an old man looked at the small tree in the distance that the male and female protagonist planted three years ago and said to the female protagonist.

The audience burst into tears. After all, we still couldn't be together.

But they didn't feel sad for long.

If the ending is not perfect, it is not the ending.

When "Canon" played again, the audience was shocked to discover that there had been a time and space transformation, a UFO, and a time capsule.

All the seemingly insignificant laughter points are foreshadowing, and they are all sublimated at this moment, making my scalp numb.

After going around in circles, the two finally sat down together and had a blind date, and everything was back to the beginning.

Just like the pursuit, reincarnation, sadness, joy, and pleasure of the melody of "Canon", it seems to be about the elusiveness of the cycle of life and death. This sense of fate touches people's hearts.

"You may not believe it, but I think I met a man from the future, from your future."

Under the table, the two of them intertwined their fingers.

"It's a coincidence that we met again like this, right? Destiny is a bridge built between you and the one you love."

Along with Jiang Yan's Chinese narration, the scene of the two people showing off their ID cards and entering the bar in student uniforms flashed back, which was so cool.

Destiny will never lose two people who love each other. It is the thread that connects two people who are in love with each other. No matter how long or far apart they are, in the end, the two people will still meet, hold hands, and interlock their fingers, never again.

Not separated.

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