I was slumped on the table and dozing beautifully. I was suddenly woken up by a burst of violent knocks. When I softened my sleepy eyes and looked up, I almost screamed. It turned out that there was a man standing in front of me.
The monster looked like a red leopard, with five strange tails sticking up from its back, and a curved horn on its head. It looked extremely ferocious. I quickly opened the Taiyi database on the Internet out of habit, and after a few seconds
The information about it was immediately presented to me. There was no doubt that this guy was the ferocious one of the two legendary ferocious monsters.
In addition, I also found a two-headed black pig next to him, and the two pig heads did not grow together on the neck like the traditional two-headed monster, but one behind the other, facing each other. In other words, apart from
One head grows on the original buttocks, and the rest is no different from a normal pig.
Soon, I also looked up his information through the large online library. His name is Bingfeng, which is absolutely correct. As for the emergence of this monster, it is very interesting to talk about.
Legend has it that in the early days of the creation of the world, there was a group of guys who really liked leveling up. They walked through all kinds of scary and dark leveling places day and night, fighting with all kinds of monsters... fighting... fighting... and then training themselves.
Of course, in the end, this group of people became stronger and stronger. Many of them had rarely encountered opponents in the virtual world, and because they had killed countless demons, they also gained the respect of the people. But these people were confused in the end, because once
They will feel empty when they stop practicing, so they all think that whether it is their daily needs or the meaning of their lives, they just need to practice and upgrade...
Finally one day, they exhausted their lives in the crazy practice upgrades and fell to the ground one after another. The people were very sad for the loss of such a great hero. But the heroes were very dissatisfied. So they asked the Almighty God: "
Is there any way that we can upgrade like crazy without being exhausted like now?"
God was very surprised. He replied: "Human energy is limited, but leveling is infinite. How can you devote your limited body to unlimited leveling? I will be exhausted even if you practice like this
Already."
After they heard this, they were very dissatisfied with God and said: "For example, take some stimulants or something, or create for us some more energy-replenishing elixirs such as thousand-year ginseng and ten-thousand-year polygonum multiflorum..."
God replied solemnly: "If you eat too much ginseng and polygonum multiflorum, you will get angry and have a lot of nosebleeds. As for stimulants, these things are against the Olympic spirit..."
After hearing this, the heroes finally became angry. They threatened: "***! If you don't solve the problem for us, we will kill you!"
God was also a little unhappy and replied: "Then you will all turn into pigs!"
So the problem was finally solved. Because these heroes have become two-headed pigs. Two heroes, one in front and one behind, they share the same body. The advantage of this is that they can finally level up day and night without worrying about wasting all their energy. One
When one head is awake, the other head goes to sleep. When the other head wakes up, the other head returns to the real world... I have always been curious about this kind of creature. After practicing Qigong to this extent, I don’t know them.
Is the head commanding the butt or the butt commanding the head? Of course, many of these two-headed pigs today are not the heroes of the past, because as long as they like to train their butts rather than their heads, they may choose this promising method.
race.
After I raised my eyes to look at the beast, I asked it casually: "Are you a warrior?"
"Of course it is, and I'm ranked fourteenth among the warriors!" As it said, it looked up at the poster of our team that I posted, and then laughed ferociously: "Hehe... I can see that your team is very attractive.
, Crow Yoshitsune, the owner of the Kwai Knife; Yue Hua Beauty Zi Xiu. Very good! But there seem to be very few people coming to get information from you?"
Alas! It’s okay if it doesn’t say this, but I get angry when it mentions it. Look at the counter, which one has not sent the hero of the team to lead the charge? Logically speaking, the person sitting here today should not be receiving
I am the powerful crow Yoshitsune or the charming purple sleeve sister.
But I don’t know where Yoshitsune went. As soon as Zi Xiu got here, he got into the crowd to search for handsome guys. I was left squatting here alone. It was really like "there is no color after the boss is gone, and there are only a few horses in front of the door." Every day.
When a person passing by this place saw me looking like a bear, they didn't abandon me at all. Alas! It's better to be dead than a monster.
But now I finally have a warrior brother who is willing to talk to me, and he is ranked fourteenth! To be honest, it is really not easy to find such an outstanding companion in this era when most of the first-class talents are already famous.
.
So I respectfully pushed an electronic form in front of it, asking it to fill it out and then introduce him to Yoshitsune and Shisuke tonight.
After he glanced at the form, he said to me again: "Give me another one."
"Why?" After hearing this, I felt very confused.
"Stop talking nonsense to me. If I tell you to take it, just take it."
He yelled at me so fiercely that I was frightened and quickly took out another form and handed it to him.
Then he handed the form to Bing Shen beside him.
As the saying goes, fools are blessed, but I didn’t expect to find two warriors if I didn’t look for them. Haha! This way I won’t humiliate Yoshitsune and Shisuke who thought I couldn’t attract warriors. So I will
He stretched his head and looked at their charts, wanting to see how powerful they were.
It’s just the outrageous part, almost all of it is expected to boast. But when I read the enclosed article, I frowned.
I said: "I'm sorry, we only recruit warriors here, not mercenaries..."
Before Bingfeng could speak, my words were interrupted by Xie: "Look at your advertisement - our team has a cold-blooded idiot, his mortal enemy, the dark hero Crow Yoshitsune, and the world's most beautiful female hunter, Tsukihana Beauty Purple.
Xiu, now welcome new partners to join. This proves that you still have two people left."
"We already have a great mercenary in our team." I said boldly. In fact, anyone with a discerning eye can see that I included myself in the advertisement: Our team has a cold-blooded idiot, and his
The mortal enemy of the Dark Hero Crow Yoshitsune... Haha... I can't tell, it only proves that they can't break sentences...
"Then why are there only Crow Tengu and Yuehua Beauty in the team photo..." Bing Feng also immediately said.
"Didn't you notice what they were holding?" As I said that, I twisted my body in front of them.
"Are you talking about that ball of mud?" Xie's words almost made me angry to death.
"Forget it, you should talk to the sworn enemy of the hero Bu Ji Yuan." I shrugged helplessly and pointed behind Xie. Because I saw the crow Yoshitsune had appeared behind them at some point, and seemed to have a face full of
unhappy.
"Ah! I have heard about Brother Yoshitsune for a long time. I heard that the sword behind your back has killed many righteous people?" Looking back, I saw Yoshitsune's serious face. His tone changed, and his face suddenly changed.
He has become extremely kind. Alas! There is power in this world that can turn the ferocious into kind. I am convinced! Maybe this is the true meaning of all ferociousness?
"Perhaps you have misunderstood the rumors, layman... I am not killing righteous people. In my mind, there are only two types of people who should be killed and those who should not be killed." Yoshitsune replied coldly, but the meat-eating beast
Being able to become a vegetarian layman in his eyes, I was speechless: "Okay, this layman must have something he wants to talk to me about?"
He said to Yoshitsune with great respect: "Exactly, the villain has something very important to tell you, the hero. It's about the merger of my partner..."
At this point, Yoshitsune suddenly interrupted his words, and then looked at me with a contemptuous look: "This is not a suitable place to talk, because I don't want to be heard by a shameless woman." After saying this, Yoshitsune said to me.
Pointed in the direction of the toilet.
I want to make it clear here that in the virtual world, people do not need to urinate. However, such public toilets are everywhere. So many friends have asked: "If you don't urinate, why create so many toilets? Is it for eating?
I’m full and can hold on.”
Friends who have read "Zi Zhi Tong Jian" all know that there is such a description:
At that time, Cao Cao left a letter of authority: "..." (a threatening letter). Quan showed it to his subordinates. Everyone was shocked and pale...
Sushou said:…………
Changing clothes is actually going to the latrine. This shows that besides defecating, there are many things you can do in the latrine. For example, in the words of King Sun Quan, the purpose of being here is to listen to Lord Lu Su’s plans. So obviously, Yoshitsune now
I also wanted to go to the toilet and listen to Xie Bo talk about his big plans. But I am not a submissive person, so I called Kunwu softly...
After a few turns, Xie, Hefeng and Yoshitsune disappeared together in the direction of the toilet. And I calmly adjusted the biocomputer communication mode to the designated frequency, so the contents of their secret conversation echoed in my mind.
In the ears. Everyone has probably guessed it by now, yes! My little brother Kunwu is very similar to me now. It looks like just a small stone that can be seen everywhere, but the most powerful thing about it is not that it is very strong.
It is in the growth stage. This eavesdropping function was developed recently when I played a spy game with it. When its eyes are fully grown, I will be able to have an alien space clairvoyant eye with independent intelligence. And I also believe that
, Brother Kunwu, who was born just now, must have hidden abilities that surprise me even more. Whether he can develop them depends on the guidance of us (including his parents).
Xie: "The hero's wish must be to win the championship?"
Yoshitsune: "Yes, and I must obtain it at all costs. Otherwise, in the judgment of the world, I will always lag behind those who have won the championship."
Xie: "Hey... Then we can communicate very well. I just analyzed the software mercenary in your team. It seems that it is only level ten? And its ability is a mess... You also know that the mercenaries who can qualify are basically
They are all above level 20 and have more than five special skills..."
Yoshitsune: "Stop talking nonsense."
"What I mean is, can we drive that trash out?" (This was what I expected, so I wasn't surprised.) After a pause, Xie lowered his voice and said quietly: "To be honest, I'm not.
Brother Feng can be said to be a strange thing. Even though the head he is currently awake is only at level 25, in fact, the other head is more than 40 levels. Although it is not registered with the mercenary guild, in terms of strength, it is already
Not inferior to a junior warrior at all. In this way, Brother Bingfeng can log in as a mercenary, but compete with the strength of a warrior..."
Having said this, I was finally startled into a cold sweat. To be honest, this exchange condition is too tempting, because it is indeed possible to exchange a level 10 mercenary for a level 40 warrior + a level 25 mercenary.
It greatly increases the chance of winning the battle. You must know that the prize money of the competition can be 2 billion grams! So I held my breath and quietly waited for Yoshitsune's final verdict. But what I cared about was not whether Yoshitsune would kick me out of the team.
It's not the matter itself, but I want to prove a fact that I'm confused about...
"Haha, this is great. Don't we mercenaries all fight for profit? Betrayal and abandonment should be natural."
"Hey! Yoshitsune-sama is still sensible."
"By the way, do you know what a friend is?" When I heard Yoshitsune say the word friend, a very strange emotion suddenly appeared in my heart.
"There are only eternal interests in this world, but no eternal friends. The mercenary manual tells us that we must do things by any means necessary. Friends are like clothes, they can be abandoned at any time. Only your own strength is real. As long as you have fame and fortune, you may not be able to find them.
Friends and women. For example, I have many friends and women now. And if we can win the championship, we will have everything. What do you think?"
"Maybe you are very prosperous now, but you are actually just a lonely wretch." A familiar and unfamiliar voice suddenly appeared in my ears.
"You! How come you, the disgrace of a warrior, are here?" As soon as I finished speaking, I heard the sound of gunfire and a shrill scream.
"A man must get up wherever he falls." But it was obvious that the person speaking this sentence could no longer answer.
"You... why do you want to kill him..." This was Bing Feng's voice.
Crow Yoshitsune seemed to be talking to himself: "If you go, I'm afraid the relationship between you is mutual use? If that's the case, you have nothing to be sad about, right?" Then I heard a sound of hooves tapping.
The rapid sound of the ground...
"Sure enough, among all relationships, you are the most fragile." When I heard Yoshitsune's lonely words to himself, I couldn't help but feel sour...
"Oh! Why is my sister in a daze again? It's really..."
When I looked up, Zi Xiu was eating a popsicle in front of me.
I straightened out my extremely handsome appearance, and then asked Zixiu: "If one day you were asked to choose between friendship and love, what would you choose?"
"What happened to you today? You ate rotten sweet potatoes..."
"I'm not kidding!"
It was probably my rare seriousness that surprised Zi Xiu. After she was stunned for a moment, she replied seriously: "Of course I will choose true love. I think every girl, including you, will do this."
choose."
"But what if the abandoned friendship was just as true?"
"To be honest, I have never considered this issue. But I think if I can get true love, nothing else will matter." At this point, Zixiu seemed to remember something and said to me in a weird tone.
: "Sister, your question is actually very meaningless. How can love and friendship be in conflict? And if my friend wants to destroy my love, then she is not my friend."
"Maybe you are right." As I said that, I looked up towards the toilet, and then I saw...
"Hey! Despicable and shameless brat, we meet again." The person who spoke to me turned out to be... Nangong Shaoxia!
Today he changed into a blue military uniform in the style of a coat, which tightly tied his waist. In addition, he also wore a bronze helmet with leopard skin on his head, and the top of the helmet was decorated with bright red fur.
The bronze helmet obscured his handsome face, and added a long mane that swung back and forth behind his back. All of this made him show an indescribable heroic appearance today. He wore a
One of his favorite guns is Feilian. Every time he takes a step, the one-meter-long Feilian will hit his calf with the bright rhythm of his long leather boots on the ground. By the way, I
I also forgot to tell everyone that Nangong Shaoxia is not a human being, but he is very close, because he belongs to the most dexterous and beautiful race among monsters - elves. So his long pointed ears and blurry blue eyes also appear to me.
Very eye-catching.
"I actually went to look for Brother Nangong after hearing the news this morning. But because I was afraid that he would change his mind and come here to participate in the job fair, I asked you to come here to set up a stall... As long as there are copper coins here, you can still
Are you afraid that flies won't fly over? Hahahaha..."
"Brother Yoshitsune, what kind of metaphor are you talking about?" Nangong seemed a little dissatisfied when he spoke.
"Haha, I'm sorry, my vocabulary is very poor." After a pause, Yoshitsune asked again: "But you didn't agree to me at the time, but why did you suddenly appear in the toilet later?"
"To be honest, I followed you secretly. The purpose of my coming here was just to confirm one thing. But when I saw you subconsciously reaching for the Knife Knife behind your back, I got a satisfactory answer.
So I decided to join you. Because you told me with your actions that there may be sincerity in the world..."
"Okay! Okay! Let's close the stall because our team is complete. Hahahaha..." When Nangong said this, he was deliberately interrupted by Yoshitsune. There were some things he didn't seem to want me to hear. But
Yoshitsune looks very cheerful now.
And because Nangong suddenly appeared in front of me, I felt a little overwhelmed and couldn't say a word. At this moment, Zixiu beside me suddenly held her face and praised in a low voice sincerely: "Oh!
I have never seen such a handsome man before..." Of course, only I, who was squatting next to her, heard this sentence.
