Li Jun just took a bite of the bread in his hand, and when he opened his mouth for the second time, he suddenly found that the bread had disappeared. He was surprised to see the bread flying towards the dean of students. Then he saw the squad leader dancing, and he couldn't help but be furious.
"You threw my bread up there, why don't you throw yours," Li Jun grabbed Brother Zha's collar and shouted, "The bread I just bought cost ten yuan a piece, bastard,"
Brother Zha pretended to be surprised and widened his eyes: "What, what I threw was your bread, I thought it was the poop I secretly brought,"
Brother Zha made a pun, which made Li Jun even more angry. Damn it, you dare to say that the food I eat is shit. If I don't give you some color, it will show that you don't know the majesty of me, Mr. Li.
Iron fist clenched tightly and pointed at Brother Zha's face: "Do you want to die?"
Brother Zha didn't want to cause trouble on this occasion, so he apologized hastily: "Haha, I'm just kidding, I'm sorry, how about I buy you another piece,"
"Go away, you are such a poor man. If I ask you to buy me a piece of bread, I will probably end up depriving you of a month's food rations," Li Jun straightened his clothes and turned away to curse.
Brother Zha curled his lips and refused to vent his anger. He looked up at the embarrassed dean and shouted in a different voice: "Go down, go down,"
With him taking the lead, countless echoes immediately echoed from all directions. The dean of students had rotten bananas on his head, crushed tomatoes on his feet, and hung large bunches of grapes on his body as if crawling out of the fruit pile. Seeing the condemnation of himself and the fire-breathing eyes of his leaders, he He ran away hastily and dejectedly.
Amidst the stern roar of the principal, the surroundings finally became quiet. The host came back on stage and said with a smile: "I didn't expect that everyone would welcome the school anniversary so warmly. Thank you again to all the teachers and classmates, to the leaders and the alumni. Thank you. Let's continue." Next, we will start our conference performances. The first program is the chorus "My Alma Mater" performed by students from the School of Foreign Languages. Welcome with applause."
Brother Zha yawned and looked around boredly. He didn't know if Awen had arranged it yet. Thinking of this, he left the class and took out his mobile phone to call Awen.
"Awen, where are you?" Brother Zha took out his cell phone and dialed Awen's number.
Awen was drooling while staring at the white thighs of a girl who was about to perform on stage. Suddenly he felt his phone vibrate and hurriedly picked it up: "It turns out to be Brother Zha. What's wrong? Are you okay?"
Brother Zha yelled: "Fuck, what do you think?"
Awen said: "It has been arranged for a long time. Brother Zha, come quickly. There are many beauties here."
With a whooshing sound, like a bullet leaving the body, Brother Zha moved forward at high speed and came behind Awen in an instant: "Where is it?"
Awen suddenly heard Brother Zha's voice and screamed in fright: "Damn it, when did you stand behind me?"
"Awen, you should notify me of such a good thing in time. Look, there is a beauty there." Brother Zha suddenly went straight ahead. Awen hurriedly turned back, and then showed a look of infinite horror. Damn, that ugly guy is also a beauty.
After Brother Zha left, the students in Finance Class 1 had a heated discussion.
Su Lingling said: "The paralyzed bastard Long Xiaozha actually dares to scold us. What should we do? If we don't give him some color, let's see if he doesn't know how powerful we are."
Jing Jing said: "Isn't this bad? After all, he is the monitor. If the head teacher finds out, he will criticize us."
Li Jun immediately showed his loyalty when he heard his sweetheart's words: "Dear Long Xiaozha, he and I are at odds with each other."
When Jiang Xiaobei heard what the boss Li Jun said, he stood up hurriedly and said: "We must find a way to punish him so that he will be obedient to us in the future. If we skip class or fight in the future, he will not dare to report it."
Yang Qi nodded vigorously: "Yes, his prestige must be eliminated,"
The non-mainstream girl Li Qianqian didn't speak for a long time after listening. Li Jun saw her silence and asked: "Li Qianqian, didn't you say that your cousin is from the Snake Gang? Can you ask him to bring a few people to clean up Long Xiaozha?"
Li Qianqian started talking dirty: "Hey, do you think the Snake Gang belongs to my family? You have to spend money to find someone,"
Jiang Xiaobei laughed: "How important do I think it is? Isn't it just money? How much is it? Is ten thousand yuan enough?"
Li Qianqian's eyes lit up and she pretended to be disdainful and said: "Fuck, it's only 10,000 yuan, I can barely find five or six people."
Li Jun held his chin and thought for a moment, then said: "Looking at his thin body, it is estimated that two or three people can beat him to death. Five or six people should be fine, but it is the school anniversary time now, so we'd better not touch him first." ,Those who cause trouble at this time will be dealt with seriously,"
Su Lingling is the eldest sister of the girls. When she heard Li Jun's words, she immediately scolded: "Li Jun, you look tall and thick, you are a coward."
Li Jun blushed immediately when his sweetheart despised him so much: "I'm just using my brain to think of a solution instead of blindly taking action. I'm not a coward."
Xie Ming, the skinny monkey, was very smart. He rolled his eyes and said: "Long Xiaozha has been smoking cigarettes all the time. We might as well start from here."
Su Lingling snorted coldly and said, "Do you want to buy him cigarettes? You can't think of that."
"Silly, let's prepare a box of cigarettes, put a firecracker inside one of them, and then find an opportunity to give it to him. He doesn't know, if he takes out a lighter...hehe," Xie Ming's sinister smile made everyone laugh. Applause and praise.
Brother Zha didn't know that everyone had already figured out how to deal with him in the ten minutes he left. After watching the beauty, he talked to Awen for a while, and then he and Awen returned, bragging to each other. class.
"Awen, you know, just half an hour ago, I have become familiar with every student in the class and everyone likes me, especially the girls. They smile when they see me and are embarrassed to look at me. The boys They looked at me with admiration, I seemed to be very prestigious," Brother Zha blew out the smoke with Sanjiang in his mouth, with a confident smile on his face.
"Brother Zha, according to my observation, everyone in our class has problems," Awen said.
Brother Zha looked back at Awen in surprise and asked, "What's the problem? They're just students. At best, they're just being naughty and mischievous. Could it be that I, the former demon king, can't control them?"
Awen shook his head and denied what Brother Zha said: "Brother Zha, there are thirty people in our class, and we are basically divided into two groups."
"Which two factions," Brother Zha asked.
"One faction is headed by Su Lingling, and the other is headed by Li Qianqian. The boys basically obey these two girls,"
"Oh my god, just one month after school started, they started to form cliques. These are really a bunch of hard-to-manage guys. I, the monitor, will definitely be in a lot of trouble in the future." Brother Zha suddenly felt more stressed, then he spit out his cigarette butt and laughed: "I Who is Long Chenfei? What can scare me? Why do you care so much? Soldiers will come to block the water and cover up the soil. If you go against me, I will make you regret coming to this world."
"Brother Zha, I advise you to resign. There is no benefit in being a bad squad leader. If anything happens in the class, you will be the first to take responsibility," Awen advised.
Brother Zha immediately shook his head and replied very firmly: "No, I will never resign. How can I give up such an arduous and glorious position?
Every student is not born naughty, and no criminal is born a bad person. Their current behavior is just the influence of the day after tomorrow. As the monitor, I should let them return to the right path and work hard, but I should not stand by and watch them degenerate. "
Awen continued to persuade: "Brother Zha, you are not a saint, as long as you have a clear conscience, you can change one or two people, but can you change the entire class? Stop dreaming. You must know that a country is easy to change and a nature is hard to change. They have lived for so many years, and their characters have been developed long ago. How can they change it casually? Dogs can't change and eat shit is the best way to describe people, and donkeys can't change and grind is the most appropriate expression of people."
Brother Zha shook his head and said: "If that's what you said, then why set up a labor camp? If the bad guys can't change, they can only be shot, because they will still be bad guys after being released. You are wrong, people have a pure land in their hearts. , let them find the pure land in their hearts, and they will naturally change,"
Awen laughed and said: "Brother Zha, if you put a halo on the back of your head, you will really be a saint."
Brother Zha said with a smile: "Then I will become a dead person. Okay, let's sit down quickly. In fact, I think a few girls in our class are also beauties."
The two of them walked to the front and shamelessly squeezed in among the girls.
Brother Zha said to Su Lingling: "Su Lingling, let me show you my palm." Suddenly he saw Li Jun's eyes spitting fire and hurriedly stopped.
Then he said to Jingjing: "Jingjing, you are so beautiful, especially your hair. What brand of shampoo do you use?"
Jing Jing said calmly: "You haven't heard of it imported from the United States. Even if I tell you, you don't know."
"Li Qianqian, I suddenly discovered that your afro is very unique. It's really cool at a casual glance." Brother Zha didn't get any benefit from Su Lingling and being quiet, so he turned to talk to Li Qianqian.
"Fuck, you know nothing," Li Qianqian rolled her eyes at Brother Zha and said.
Damn you, I provoked you, and I didn’t even look at how ugly I looked like a fried cock.
Jiang Xiaobei suddenly came over, took out a box of hardcover Jindiao brand cigarettes, took out one and handed it to Brother Zha: "Monitor, I see you smoke often, but they are five-yuan Sanjiang ones. They are cheap and not easy to smoke. Come on, Try this,"
The hardcover gold-eagled cigarette cases are so exquisite that some people even collect them. It is said that the gold-eagled cigarette cases from thirty years ago have fetched tens of millions of dollars.
The gold-rimmed filter, the fragrant tobacco, and the snow-white rolling paper seem to be shining brightly from the inside to the outside, from top to bottom.
The golden eagle among cigarettes is like Schumacher among drivers, always synonymous with number one.
Giving cigarettes to classmates is a kind of closeness to oneself. Giving such good cigarettes to oneself is a sign of respect for oneself as the monitor. It seems that I am not very bad as the monitor. Brother Zha thought in his mind to take over the golden eagle. Wen held it in his mouth with envious eyes.
Brother Zha took out his lighter, flicked out the flame, put it to the end of the cigarette and took a deep breath. Suddenly there was a loud bang, and the entire auditorium fell silent instantly.