Chapter 954 If one day you become fat, please stop wearing Yorha’s combat uniform.
Chen Yi suddenly remembered that in the game, 2B's liaison officer 6O once said that the commander was actually quite sloppy in private. For example, when changing clothes, he would just throw them aside, and even pile them up into a small mountain in the end. Another example is that she often forgets
Doing body maintenance and so on.
"Um, how many days of washing is appropriate?"
The commander forgot to do body maintenance, and A2 had no conditions for body maintenance at all, so she had long been used to it, and now it was really hard for her to force her to take a bath frequently.
"Let's wash it at least once every two days or so."
Chen Yi thought for a while and added: "But I basically take a shower every day."
According to some scientific research, bathing every day is unhealthy, but Chen Yi is used to it, and it would be uncomfortable if he didn't wash it.
"So troublesome?"
A2 suddenly felt that becoming a human was not a good thing, and felt like it was very troublesome.
"Well, in fact, humans were not that particular a long time ago. They could only talk about leisure."
Chen Yi grew up in a time when Chinese society was developing rapidly. When he was a child, it was normal for him not to take a bath for even half a month in the winter, because the social conditions at that time did not allow it. There were no water heaters or electric heating rods, and he could only use firewood.
The fire was boiling water, and the pots were poured from one household to another. While the water was boiling on one side, most of the water poured on the other side had cooled down.
Of course, he still bathes every day in the summer. It can only be said that he should bathe frequently if he has the conditions, but if he doesn't have the conditions, he can't be too particular.
"Are you free?"
A2 and 2B felt a little disappointed when they heard this. The purpose of their creation was to take back the earth. But now with the help of Chen Yi, the earth seems to be completely controlled by them. As a result, they seem to have no purpose.
"By the way, you yearn for humans. Now that you have become humans, you must learn to enjoy life like humans."
Chen Yi picked up a piece of braised pork and waved it in front of 2B. 2B's eyes followed the movement of the braised pork involuntarily, but he soon noticed something was wrong and hurriedly closed his eyes to practice out of sight, out of mind.
After obtaining a chat group and re-reading the story line of "Mechanical Age" from the perspective of a bystander, Chen Yi suddenly felt that the E ending after the three people were resurrected by the pod seemed perfect, but when he thought about it carefully, it
Isn’t it another kind of reincarnation?
Don’t forget why 9S is crazy. 2B’s death is certainly a major blow, but the destruction of mankind is the key, because artificial humans have lost the core logic of their operation, which is to serve mankind!
Without humans, where would they go?
So in the end, it may be another reincarnation, and the artificial people once again fabricated a human parliament, using the biggest lie in "Mechanical Age" to deceive the artificial people and let them find a reason to live: May the glory of mankind last forever!
Fortunately, it doesn't happen anymore. A2 and 2B no longer have to worry about whether the human race has perished, because they are already human beings and they live for themselves.
Well, as for 9S, he should still be fighting hard and living for himself.
"That makes sense!"
A2 picked up a piece of fish meat and put it into her mouth. In fact, she had been living for herself for a long time. However, the premise of living for herself was to fight for humanity, so she fought with mechanical life on the ruins. She asked curiously: "
If I gain weight, will my body become bigger?"
Chen Yi:……
It seems that he really knows how to do it. After all, some fat guys have broader minds than girls!
"Well, becoming fat means that the whole person is inflated like air, and everything is fat."
Chen Yi thought for a while and drew a big ball in the air: "Well, in the end you will become a big ball and it will be difficult to even stand up."
I heard that some perverts like fat people, but fat people should not be too happy, because they will deliberately feed the person they like to become fat, and eventually they will feed you until you are so fat that you can't walk.
2B, who had just picked up the chopsticks, put it down again, her expression becoming very frightened. After all, there were beautiful girls and handsome boys per person in Yorha. If one day all of them became fat, she simply couldn't imagine what would happen.
"Well, I have a request."
Chen Yi solemnly said to A2 and 2B: "If one day you become fat, please stop wearing Yorha's combat uniform."
His imagination is richer, and he inexplicably associates it with the cosplays of some fat people. For example, in the original promotional video of Genshin Impact "So you can play Genshin Impact too", a fat man cosplayed Fisher, and everyone just thought it was funny.
, but Chen Yi felt a little disgusted. He didn't object to cosplaying the characters he liked, but some hobbies were better to be exclusive and cute - even if it was a promotional video for Genshin Impact, he only felt that it was ruining the character.
A2:……
2B:……
"Well, is there a way to eat without getting fat?"
2B couldn't help but ask, she wants to eat it!
There are many extremely outrageous endings in "Automata", such as the K ending. Kai Si gave 2B a horse mackerel to eat. She wanted to see what would happen, and told 2B that if the android eats this thing, it is very likely that it will cause harm.
die.
Then 2B really ate it and really died. Before he died, he said that it was really delicious and he could completely understand why humans would eat it.
Although this ending is outrageous, in a sense, it can be regarded as 2B in another timeline. This also shows that 2B is a hidden foodie - 9S is a hidden funnyman. In the main line, 9S turns around and runs away.
There is a high probability of triggering an outrageous ending.
"Do you insist on exercising every day?"
2B was shocked when he heard this: "Is it that simple?"
"It's not that simple...well, it's very simple for you."
For humans, if they want to exercise every day, they need to have time on one hand, and on the other hand, they must have the perseverance to persevere. But for artificial people, especially Yoshiha type artificial people, they are considered to be the most popular among artificial people.
For soldiers, exercising every day is as simple as eating and drinking.
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! 2B then breathed a sigh of relief, picked up the bowl and chopsticks and started eating with a smile. As a result, he had just finished the braised pork in the bowl, raised his hand to pick up another piece, but found that there was
The dishes have already been cleaned by A2.
"It's really troublesome, I still have to pick my teeth."
A2 broke off a fish bone to use as a toothpick, and increasingly felt that becoming a human was troublesome.
"A2!"
Sensing 2B's somewhat complaining look, Chen Yi glared at A2, but A2 didn't take it seriously. She was unhappy with Yoroha, and naturally she was also unhappy with 2B. Not to mention that 2B used her face and was bigger than her. How could this happen?
Can you bear it?
"Forget it, when I catch the fish, we won't let her eat the fish."
Chen Yi served a few more dishes on the table, and then walked to the fishing rod, preparing to put it away and change the bait. But when they didn't take the bait, it was definitely not because of his poor skills, but rather the problem with the bait.
"Huh?"
As soon as he reeled in the line, Chen Yi felt that the fishing rod could not help but sink, as if something was dragging the fishing rod downward.
"Hey, you are quite strong."
Chen Yi was a little surprised. He tried a little harder, but it still didn't pull.
It shouldn't be. Even if this fish weighs hundreds of kilograms, I still have enough strength.
But considering the magical elements and the animals that have mutated and become larger after tens of thousands of years, it is understandable that some fish weigh more than a hundred kilograms, so he tried again - but still couldn't pull it up.
"Is this a whale?"
Chen Yi looked at the surrounding environment of the underwater city and found that it was unlikely that whales could survive in this place.
"Looks like I have to use my full strength!"
Chen Yi's anger sank into his dantian, he clenched the White Contract fishing rod in his hand, pulled it up with both hands, and a huge thing broke out of the water, covering the entire sky. It was none other than - ancient mechanical life!
