Chapter 955 It feels like it’s so troublesome to be God.
"First, we need to cut the belly of the fish, throw away the internal organs and inedible parts, and then marinate it with cooking wine, ginger, and salt for about twenty minutes. However, we are in the wild now, and 2B you are in a hurry to eat, so we won't
Once it’s marinated, just apply it directly.”
Under the huge mechanical mountain, Chen Yi placed a fish on the grill and prepared to teach 2B and A2 how to grill the fish.
What?
What kind of ancient mechanical life form are you talking about?
Any bastard who interfered with my fishing was, of course, hacked to death by me!
It's just that maybe it was because this guy was a mechanical creature. After being cut in half by Chen Yi, the electricity leaked. As a result, the waters near the underwater city suddenly grew densely packed with fish, including biological fish and mechanical fish.
"Not at all!"
Smelling the aroma of barbecue, 2B swallowed his saliva and said reluctantly: "I'm full. Of course, if, if the commander wants to feed me, I don't mind."
Chen Yi discovered a long time ago that 2B is actually quite arrogant, completely different from the aloof sister in the game. He guessed it was because 2B had not experienced the things of repeatedly killing 9S and had not closed his heart.
For example, 2B's original model A2, the reason why she became so cold and venomous was because she experienced being betrayed by Yorha.
"Grilling fish is actually a job that tests your patience. You need to brush the oil frequently to prevent the fish from being burnt. You should also always pay attention to whether the fish is cooked."
Chen Yi put the fish on the grill, looked up, and found that A2 had fished a fish out of the water at some point. He raised the White Contract in his hand and cut the fish into thin slices with a few strokes.
After she finished eating, she put the dishes on her plate, then picked up a piece and put it in her mouth: "Yeah, not bad."
"Hey hey hey, you can't eat like this!"
Chen Yi hurriedly grabbed the plate and threw the fish inside into the water: "Although the sashimi tastes good, it would be bad if there are parasites in it."
"No, I used to eat like this and it was fine."
A2 looked puzzled. Although artificial humans can survive by drinking water, they also have human tastes, and it is normal for them to have a tooth ceremony sometimes.
"You were an artificial person before, but now you are a human being!"
Chen Yi patted his head and reminded: "By the way, brightly colored mushrooms, pufferfish, old pumpkins that have been around for a long time, and the fish offal I just threw away, these cannot be eaten."
He had forgotten that as human common sense data, he uploaded it to the artificial people, such as eating, drinking, sleeping, daily human behaviors, and even the lost human history.
But common sense such as prevention was forgotten. After all, except for people in a certain province who think that eating fungi to cause hallucinations is unexplored, in human common sense these are not allowed to touch, but they forgot that artificial humans are not human beings.
A2:……
She increasingly felt that it was so troublesome to be a human. Why couldn't she eat anything?
"It seems there is still a lot to teach you."
Chen Yi turned the fish over and said to 2B: "Here, you try it."
2B immediately reached out and took the grilled fish - and put it into his mouth.
"Oh, wait!"
Chen Yi hurriedly grabbed her hand: "I asked you to grill the fish, it's not cooked yet!"
After stopping 2B from eating half-cooked food, A2 went to fish out another fish honestly. Chen Yi turned on the black hole engine and found a piece of data in Chen Yi's garbage dump. Oh no, it was a gift for newcomers.
:Marcus's manufacturing drawings.
This was uploaded by Chen Yi from "Terminator". That guy often travels to other timelines to collect technology, and Marcus's manufacturing blueprints are one of them.
Marcus is the Terminator in the timeline of "Terminator 2018". He was originally a human, but was transformed into a Terminator by Skynet, becoming a half-human, half-machine existence.
Chen Yi had no intention of transforming 2B and A2 from humans into machines. What he was interested in was Marcus's memory data. With these memories, he didn't have to worry about artificial people's common sense of life.
etc!
After extracting this part of the data, Chen Yi was about to upload it to the artificial people's chip through the lower-end Red Queen engine, when he suddenly realized that it seemed that only Marcus' memory was not appropriate, because Marcus is an adult male.
, he cannot represent all human common sense.
For example, as we all know, men hold guns while standing, so you can't let 2B and A2 have void grips, right?
Another example is the simplest sitting posture. Most men like to cross their legs and sit astride a horse, but if women are like this...
Of course, that's not impossible. After all, it's a person's freedom to do whatever he wants. But if all members were like this, Chen Yi couldn't even imagine the scene.
"Look again, and there you have it!"
After some searching, Chen Yi dug out another good piece of data, which was the data of the Mechanical Emperor from "The Matrix". This guy has been studying human beings for who knows how many years, and he is still studying all human beings.
Humankind's understanding is deeper than humans themselves.
Of course, it is not appropriate to upload all of it to 2B. Chen Yi also needs to delete most of the unused data and divide it into male and female data packages.
"I always feel as if I have really become God."
Although humans are extinct early, humans on this planet are indeed powerful. Ten thousand years have passed, and the technology of artificial humans has not developed much. Ten thousand years ago, humans used AK47. Ten thousand years later,
, androids are still using AK47!
Although there is help from the Emir, the current Emir is also a magic weapon born from human technology. The artificial humans rely on these technologies to fight against the aliens, and the aliens even imitate humans to create machines.
Life, in the end, I killed myself.
With such terrifying creativity, it is no wonder that artificial humans regard humans as gods.
"But, it feels like it's troublesome to be God. No wonder God doesn't like believers."
Looking at the A2 that had already scorched the fish, Chen Yi murmured to himself, now the artificial humans have indeed got rid of the thinking framed by the chip and have real creativity, but they still need to be taught slowly to let them know
What to be a human being.
"We also have to help them establish a social system and a money trading system..."
After traveling through time, Chen Yi discovered that androids were not based on G coins at all, and they did not even have the concept of money!
It's normal if you think about it carefully, because the artificial man has no use at all!
Whether it is Yorha troops or other orbital base troops, they are all soldiers fighting for humanity in name. Whether it is new equipment, equipment modification, airframe maintenance, etc., why do the soldiers have to spend their own money?
The resistance forces on the ground are living a precarious life, and the base is replaced every two days. Why do they need money?
The most important thing is that mechanical life does not explode G coins!
What's more, it would be even more hilarious if it really exploded with G coins. Doesn't this mean that all the currency rights of the artificial man are in the hands of N2? If N2 turns on the nuclear-powered money printing machine, wouldn't the artificial man go bankrupt in an instant? Or even
