The fat guy with a pig head and big ears just stood up suddenly with his extremely heavy body. It seemed that he was a die-hard fan of courtesans, and his fat palms slapped on the table with a 'snap'.
"I've had enough. You, a dirty and shameless guy, dare to say that Miss Avon doesn't play well. If I don't give you some advice today, then you're not my big fat guy." The fat pig head walked away step by step.
When he stood in front of Li Tian, the wooden planks on the ground shook so hard that they made a "dong-dong" sound.
Damn it! Are you going to use violence? Then I have to strike first, and the knife in my sleeve suddenly reached my hand without anyone noticing. The whole hall was shocked by the pig-headed bear's roar, and suddenly it changed.
It was quiet, and everyone focused their attention on the two of them.
"Wait a minute." A clear voice broke the silence, and the oiran 'Avon' walked over with broken steps, "Master Lei, this Yifangzhai is a place for literati and elegant people to have fun, not a place for rough people to fight. What's the matter?
You can speak slowly, as using violence is not the style of a scholar." After saying that, he gave Li Tian a very strange look.
The fat pig head immediately changed from a hero to a bear. He looked like a pig brother and said to Avon: "Miss Avon, as a scholar from Da'an country, how can I do such a rude thing? It's just that I just
I heard that he went too far and dared to say that Miss Avon, your piano skills are not good, so..." The fat man did not say any more, but his words aroused public outrage, and everyone wanted to tear Li Tian into pieces with their vicious looks.
fragments.
"This young master seems to be very accomplished in piano skills. I wonder if you can give me some advice." Avon smiled charmingly at Li Tian, but there was a bit of sarcasm in her words.
###! You dare to show off such a professional smile in front of me, Li Tian, I really don’t know how high the sky is.
"Oh, Miss Avon, don't listen to him. I didn't mean that. I just said that this kind of music is not very good. I still admire your skills very much." Hey, as a liar, I have caused public outrage here. I think
It's hard to cheat some money.
"Hmph, I think a vulgar person like him doesn't understand what phonology is at all, yet he dares to comment here shamelessly." The fat man curled his lips and said something disgraceful.
Damn it, this damn fat guy seems to be looking for trouble. I, Li Tian, am very angry and the consequences will be serious.
"This fat guy, you can't say that. You're not vulgar, you're just a little bloated."
Hahahaha~ There was laughter all around, and the two tomboys also covered their mouths and laughed secretly. The little pimples on the fat man's face were so angry that they glowed a little, "You!!! If you have the ability, you can sing a song, as long as you can
If you play a piece like Miss Avon, I will lose you one hundred taels of silver. If you lose, I will not take your money, as long as you crawl out of this hall. Didn't you just make irresponsible remarks?
, let’s make a bet if we can.”
Many people in the hall also started to boo, and Miss Avon quickly advised: "You two gentlemen, let it go. Everyone is here to support me, so don't hurt the harmony."
Li Tian understood that Avon was doing it for his own good and was afraid that he would be embarrassed if he lost. So he glanced at Avon very gratefully, nodded with a smile, and whispered "Thank you, Miss Avon." Miss Avon's face turned slightly red.
Why do you call someone 'little sister' when you first meet her?
Li Tian smiled and turned around and said: "Okay, then I will play a song. What if I accidentally win~~?"
"Ignorance~"
“I don’t know how deep the sky is~”
"This is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard in my life~"
"I'm so ignorant that I don't know how great the sun god is~"
Before Li Tian finished speaking, he actually aroused so much cynicism. In their view, if I, Li Tian, dared to compete with Avon, that would be equivalent to Pan Changjiang and Yao Ming competing in height. It was obvious. Alas! People's hearts are broken.
Not ancient anymore.
"Okay, it's settled, this is a hundred taels of silver note, I'll leave it here." The fat man was afraid that Li Tian would regret it, so he quickly put the banknote on the table and called a waiter over to check the banknote.
.
"I'll add another fifty taels~"
"Haha, I will also add twenty taels~"
"Huh, my Zhang family owns a jewelry store, I'll add sixty~~~"
After a while, the banknotes and money on the table piled up into a small mountain. The people who came here were all rich kids. When they saw other people paying, they were all scrambling for fear of losing their status. Anyway, they were the ones who won, so the money could still be saved.
By returning it to them, you can watch the excitement and show your rich status. How can you find such a good thing?
Seeing the banknotes and money on the table, even the big shopkeeper of Yifangzhai ran over and stared at her little green eyes. Miss Avon sighed softly and shook her head. Now that she has got this, she
It's hard to say anything else.
After a while, after making statistics, the big shopkeeper announced excitedly, "Master Lei and... may I ask who you are?"
"Li Tian"
"Oh, I made a bet with Mr. Li. The total bet is one thousand three hundred taels. Regardless of winning or losing, our store will take a 10% commission."
Oh my god, it's so dark! To these rich people, a small 10% doesn't matter, they don't take it seriously at all.
Amid everyone's mocking words, Li Tian waved his hand and said, "Since it's a bet, let's find a few notaries. I'd like to ask Miss Avon and these two young men to be the judges. Is that okay with you?" After that, Li Tian
Tian glanced at the two men disguised as men.
"Okay, okay, then my sister and brother will be the notaries. Sister Avon has outstanding piano skills and is the best judge." The girl named Wang Qing was so happy that she almost spilled the beans.
Others didn't have any objections. For Li Tian, he was really afraid of encountering a black whistle. Almost everyone here bet money on him to lose. If everyone said that Li Tian lost with evil intentions, if he didn't climb out, I'm afraid.
Yifang Zhai's brother watching the scene had to break his legs.
Everything was ready, and under everyone's "eager" eyes, Li Tian walked up to the stage. He touched the guzheng with both hands. He hadn't played it for a long time, and he didn't know if his level was good. I thought about Li Tian's unscrupulous master back then.
, in order to train a 'super' liar apprentice, but with sticks and torture, Li Tian was trained in 'playing, chess, calligraphy and painting' in a good manner. This time he reincarnated as an adult, so don't ruin the master's reputation.
.The reputation is a trivial matter, but it is a big matter to actually climb out and be embarrassed.
Li Tian slowly sat down and closed his eyes slightly. Scenes from his past life flowed through his mind, like a shot of tranquilizer, and a sense of confidence rose from his heart. I can sing "rock and roll" with the guzheng.
', I can still be afraid of these people. The key is what do they like? Metal, punk, spiritual music, hip-hop, rap? If I move these out, it is very likely that what will greet me, Li Tian, will be some rotten eggs and rotten eggs.
Tomatoes and the like. Oh, let’s have something meaningful. Whether it’s good or bad depends on God’s will. As the saying goes, go your own way and ask others to squeeze into the bus.
A world-famous guzheng piece, "High Mountains and Flowing Waters," appeared for the first time in this society. However, this elegant and ultra-secular movement was used by Li Tian as a gambling tool.
After the song ended, Li Tian, who was immersed in the music, slowly raised his head, waiting for everyone's cheers.
Quiet, very quiet, there were no cheers. Miss Avon walked over slowly, pointed at Li Tian with a trembling finger, took a deep breath and said, "You call this playing? You call this music score?"
Impossible? Absolutely impossible?" After saying that, he turned around and faced the two fake boys, the other two referees, "Do you think so?" The two men nodded without hesitation.
It’s over, black whistle, absolutely fucking black whistle. It’s really disappointing that a woman would do such a thing in order not to be defeated. Li Tian finally understands what the most poisonous woman’s heart is, and those two actually teamed up.
Come and bully me, a countryman. Oh my God! Is there any justice? The sweat on Li Tian's forehead was dripping.
Miss Avon turned around, her body was trembling slightly, and she didn't know whether she was excited or felt sorry for Li Tian. She asked softly: "Mr. Li, what score did you play just now?"
"High Mountains and Flowing Waters" Li Tian was like a defeated rooster, looking listless.
"Did you write it?"
"no"
"Let me just say, this music score definitely did not come from the human world. It was given to us by the Sun God. Such music can only be heard in the heaven. Thank you, I~~lose."
Ahem~ Li Tian almost lost his breath, God, did I hear that right? Li Tian looked at the two judges again, and the two fake boys nodded immediately, their eyes full of admiration. These two
The silly girls probably could do nothing but nod. Li Tian stood up proudly. This feeling was so good.
The applause lasted for more than five minutes. Of course, it was the time that Li Tian estimated. In the eyes of everyone's admiration, the shopkeeper walked over with the banknotes and money, and said with a smile on his face: "Master Li is really talented.
, this is after deducting the commission from our store, there are still 1,170 taels left. I have exchanged them for you with two 500 taels of silver checks. The remaining 170 taels are cash. Please count them.
one time."
"No need." Li Tian reached out and took the banknote, but did not accept the one hundred and seventy taels of cash.
"Although everyone here is very rich, there are still many poor people in Da'an. For these one hundred and seventy taels, I will ask the shopkeeper to do some good deeds and give some porridge at the door. The suffering of the people is my suffering.
"Hello to everyone is really good." In the eyes of everyone with great respect and shame, their admiration for Li Tian reached a new height, and even the fat man lowered his head in shame.
Bull-headed horse-faced man, you two must remember that this is money earned from gambling in an honest way. And it has also done a good deed. When I, Li Tian, enter the underworld again, you must arrange a good job for me.
.If you ask me to be reincarnated as a pig or a dog again, I will file a complaint and sue you two for personal assault.
The big shopkeeper held Li Tian's hand and said with great shame: "I didn't expect the young master to be so benevolent. I'm really ashamed. I decided to take out five taels of silver to buy some pickles on behalf of our store and serve porridge together." What the big shopkeeper said
It attracted everyone's contemptuous eyes.
The big shopkeeper insisted that Li Tian leave a calligraphy treasure and write a few sentences as a souvenir. Li Tian was forced to do nothing, so he just took up the pen and wrote it.
The sun is about to set in the west~
It’s quiet on the lake in Pingdu~~
Play my beloved ancient pipa~~
Watching the charming beauty serving porridge~~
After the big shopkeeper read it, tears came to his eyes, as if he had found a treasure. Even Li Tian did not expect that this thing written with a preface and no follower would be highly praised by literati and poets, and became a famous "Ci Pai".
Referred to as "Xi Shi". "Mountains and Flowing Waters" also became the "Divine Comedy".
"Mr. Li, could you please go into the back hall and talk to me? I have something I want to ask you." Avon said in a soft voice.
When a beautiful woman makes an appointment, you can't offend her. Just when Li Tian was excited and about to agree, he suddenly felt an unkind look in the eyes of the two fake men. Oh, my God, there are two beauties here. Don't let them underestimate them.
"Thank you, Miss Avon, for your kindness. I'm new to your place. I just want to see something to open my eyes. Nothing else. There are only a few days until the scientific examination, and I have to go back to school." I'm going to catch the big fish now.
When Li Tian goes in, I'm afraid everyone's admiring eyes will immediately turn into contempt.
Miss Avon was very disappointed, but the two fake boys nodded appreciatively. Li Tian gave Avon a slight bow and said, "Goodbye, miss." Then he whispered, "I will definitely come again."
Miss Avon's expression was like a peach blossom, and she whispered: "Bad guy." God! What is this girl thinking?
"You two gentlemen, let's meet in the examination room." After saying that, Li Tian walked towards the door with dignity.
At times like this, you must maintain high quality and never be sloppy. Hey! It’s hard to be a human being, but it’s even harder to be a celebrity.
A few days later, a major event that can be recorded in history happened in Pingdu of Da'an Kingdom. The famous fireworks place "Yifangzhai" had a long line of people, giving porridge to the poor. Due to lack of manpower, no ### and second-rate people or below
All the ladies were dispatched. In order to improve the image of 'Yifangzhai', they were all dressed in the same uniform, wearing white gauze clothes, which were very transparent. Many children from rich families also pretended to be poor people and came to drink porridge. They did not use pickles at all, just
After the news spread, poor people and beggars from the surrounding towns came in droves. The scene was really spectacular.
Marquis Wang Ping heard that such an earth-shattering event had occurred in his territory. He immediately reported it to the court and personally wrote a piece of paper on his forehead with the four characters "White Sha Fairy" written on it and gave it to him.
'Yifangzhai'.
What made Li Tian regret the most was that he remembered that in this society, women are not allowed to take the scientific examination. He didn't know if he would have the chance to see those two beautiful sisters again, but he didn't even leave a mailing address, not even a QQ number.
Sigh~ The exam is about to start tomorrow. Li Tian is really not sure whether he can make it into the top ten. Who knows if there will be a test on the "Four Books and Five Classics" this year, but he doesn't know how to do it. It seems that Tang Poems and Song Ci