Suffering in the examination room in the fourth quarter
Chapter Four
Marquis Wang Ping is a general on horseback. In this kind of society that values civility over military affairs, it is rare to have a fiefdom with a military general. There are four provinces in the fiefdom and more than three million people. Most of the people are demanding There are very few people who study literature and practice martial arts. There has been no war in Da'an for more than 60 years. The people are unfamiliar with the word "war", as if it is far away from them. The emperor of the dynasty seems to be a dull person. People like this have little pursuit of expanding the country's territory.
Major events like scientific research are a good thing for the lords of other fiefdoms, but for Marquis Wang Ping, they don't care. Since military generals are often bullied by civilian officials, he is even a little disgusted. Anyway, he doesn't have to worry about it, everything is for Da'an. He assigned personnel to oversee the exams. The exam questions were also unified. In the end, he only had to stamp his seal on the recommendation letters of the top ten, and he was done.
Li Tian followed the flow of people into the examination room, looking around to see if he could find those two bold girls. Maybe they really dared to risk their lives to take the female champion exam. From time to time, he would fight with people who knew him. Hello, it seems that a little fame is not bad. Until the end, the two fake boys were nowhere to be seen, and a feeling of loss floated in Li Tian's heart.
While his mind was filled with thoughts about the two beauties, Li Tian was interrupted by the sound of a rooster crowing, "Listen, students, according to the imperial edict of Emperor Da'an, the Enke unified scientific examination for Da'an students will now begin. Now I am announcing the rules of the examination room... "Oh my God, I, Li Tian, actually saw the legendary father-in-law? I really want to strip him naked and study him. Of course, this is just an academic study, and I don't have any bad hobbies.
First time! No matter what, as long as it is the first time, I am a little nervous. Li Tian took a deep breath, calmed his thoughts, and slowly opened the test questions.
OMG, this is also called an exam question? Li Tian’s eyes almost popped out of his head. There was only one line on it, and it said on the exam paper, ‘God, Emperor, the country is prosperous and the people are prosperous’.
Damn it, Li Tian thought he was taking a test on poetry or something, and he could plagiarize it. It's good, it won't be used by those who know it. I seem to remember that Wu Zetian wrote a poem praising the Buddha Tathagata, "The supremely profound and subtle Dharma, hundreds and thousands of I have encountered all calamities, but I have accepted and upheld what I have seen and heard. I wish to understand the true meaning of the Tathagata. I don’t know if my memory is correct. Use it to flatter the Sun God? It is not right. Besides, I have to deal with the emperor and the country. There is a connection between Tai Minfeng and the person who asked this question must be sick. Alas! It seems that let alone the top ten, not counting down is considered good. Anyway, we are rich now. If it doesn't work, we can do business and become a rich man in the world. The rich man is not bad either.
Thinking of this, Li Tian raised his hand and said, "Examiner, can I hand in the paper now?"
"What? Have you finished answering the questions? Impossible, the papers have just been handed out?"
When all the students heard the sound, they all looked at Li Tian in surprise.
"No, what the hell, I handed in a blank paper." Li Tian said very embarrassed.
"Sun God, did I hear you right? You have to hand in a blank paper." The examiner opened his mouth so wide that his jaw almost dropped, and the students burst into laughter.
"Shame, absolute shame, this is the shame of Da'an in our history. I will ask His Majesty the Emperor to inform the whole country, and your family will also be recorded in the annals of history and become a negative teaching material in history. What is your name? Tell me quickly. My patience is limited, you..."
"Stop! Oh my god, I'm going to write, I'm going to write right now." Damn it, what about the sun? I just hand in a blank paper and see how angry he is. If you really get angry on the spot, why don't you call me
Murdering court officials, don't bother me anymore.
What a jerk, isn’t it just to flatter the Sun God, and to add personal worship to the emperor? I don’t believe in any of this, I have to slap you to death. Li Tian picked up the pen and finished writing in a swish.
, while others are still in a daze, hand over the papers and leave.
In Li Tian's memory, this was the first time that he had handed in the paper so calmly and was able to flatter all three aspects. Li Tian thought of a song that was once quite popular. He slightly changed the lyrics.
In one fell swoop, the photogenic Sun God came to life.
Navigating the sea depends on the helmsman,
The growth of all things depends on the sun god!
Rain and dew nourish and strengthen the seedlings,
…………
…….…….
The prosperity of the country and the people depend on the light of His Majesty the Emperor.
His Majesty the Emperor is the sun that never sets in Da'an.
If you want to flatter you, I have to flatter you to death. The examiner came over, looked at Li Tian’s back with disdain, picked up the examination paper, and scanned it briefly. Hum! It’s better than a blank paper, just a few lines of words,
After reading the contents of Li Tian's test paper, he fainted and fell to the ground.
"Examiner, sir, examiner."
"Come here, chase that kid back quickly and put him in jail first." The other examiners were so frightened that they didn't know what to do.
Hey! It's been a bad year, it's been a bad year. It's so hard to say that it's a slap on the horse's lap? Or is there any taboo in Da'an? Sitting in the cold cell, Li Tian felt really regretful. If he had known better, he would have handed in a blank paper, wouldn't it have been a nationwide report?
The family will be recorded in the annals of history as a negative example! Good or bad, it can be regarded as a 'green history'. Now that this is over, they may be sent to the army. It can't be the death penalty. I haven't heard of anyone who was flattered to death. Does Li Tian want to
Being the first to eat crabs? Depressing, very depressing.
Just when Li Tian was depressed, even Marquis Wang Ping was alarmed. The examiner was stunned by a student on the spot, which was really a big deal. This time the examiner was Liu Dong, a bachelor and a celebrity around the emperor.
"Come on, who dares to be so bold? First, give me a slap in the face. Please quickly ask the famous doctor from my Duke's residence, his grandma, and don't let anything happen on my territory, otherwise those civil servants will not be able to do it."
Come together and play me." Marquis Wang Ping shouted casually, and his two men immediately went to find the unfortunate guy who slapped the horse on the leg.
The two executioners didn't know if they had taken some tonic pills, but they were so ruthless that they felt like they had been enemies for eight lifetimes. They even specially dragged Li Tian to the examination room for execution. They killed him and shocked them all, "I'll drop it."
Mom, stop beating me, ah...I want to complain, ah...stop beating me, I changed it, ah!! ah...I don’t dare to flatter you anymore, oh!!!" They all made a wolfish cry.
Poor students, with trembling hands, dare not write easily for fear of becoming the next Li Tian. Up to 30% of them wet their pants on the spot.
After the famous doctors at the Duke's residence performed massage and acupuncture, the poor examiner finally woke up. Marquis Wang Ping also breathed a sigh of relief. Finally, nothing serious happened to the examiner.
"Hurry, my pen and ink will be at my service. I want to write a table of music for Your Majesty." The examiner, who had just regained consciousness, said in a trembling voice.
"You... I mean, Master Liu, there is no need to report such a trivial matter. The emperor is very busy." Wang Ping's face was a little ugly. He was very disgusted with civil servants who frequently reported to the court.
"No, no, I have been practicing essays since I was a child and studying history books. I never thought that I would see such a penetrating article in my lifetime. Talents are rare, talents are rare. I want to personally recommend it to the emperor. Someone, come and pick up that student
Please come to the inn where I live and treat you well. Talents are rare and rare."
"Ah! Now~~ I think we should invite you to my Lord's Mansion first. After Mr. Liu has finished his scientific examination and approved the examination papers, he will come to my house and have a drink together. The people of my territory are actually
I am very happy to have such a talent, hehe, very happy." After saying that, with a wink, one of his subordinates ran towards the examination room like flying. Lord Wang Ping did not want to let Grand Scholar Liu know that the genius in his heart was being beaten to the point of crying like a ghost.
Li Tian suddenly ran from hell to heaven. Just a moment ago, he was beaten and cried for his father and mother. In the blink of an eye, he became a distinguished guest of the palace. Lying on the luxurious bed, famous doctors passed by Huizhen and examined Li Tian's butt.
N kinds of treatment plans were made, and medicine was applied on Li Tian's butt. Servants served him with food and drink, and maids knocked on his legs and back. The doctors said that this could speed up the flow of blood and heal the injury quickly. It was huge.
The contrast really confused Li Tian, and he was wondering if it was the bull-headed horse-faced man who was doing something strange. It was just that he was naked in front of so many maids, and he was really not used to it.
The natural herbal medicine seemed to be really effective. Within three days, the wounds on my buttocks were healed and I could barely put on my pants. Finally, I could no longer bare my buttocks. For the past three days, I kept feeling the way these maids looked at my buttocks.
It was so weird that Li Tian felt very scared when he saw it. He wondered if they were voyeuristic.
"Dad, why did you call your daughter?"
Marquis Wang Ping looked at his precious daughter, holding his beard in his hands and his eyes full of love.
"My dear daughter, daddy called you and your sister here today because he wants you two to have a family dinner together. Dad is busy these days and hasn't had dinner with you for a long time. Let's see if my baby girl is beautiful again.
,Ha ha ha ha."
"What a happy event, look at daddy smiling so happily." While he was talking, another beautiful girl walked in.
"Sister, daddy is going to have dinner with us today, and he also said he would find you an in-law, hehe."
"If you keep talking nonsense, I won't beat you."
Marquis Wang Ping watched his two daughters playing around and just smiled and said nothing. Since the death of the Marquis ten years ago, the Marquis has not renewed his relationship and loves his two daughters very much. The eldest daughter is only sixteen this year, and the second daughter is younger.
More than one year old, less than fifteen.
"Come here, call that unlucky guy over and have a meal together." Marquis Wang Ping ordered.
"Sir, that talented man's injury has not healed yet. I'm afraid he can't move around yet. Do you think??" a housekeeper said quickly.
"You can't walk and you can't ask someone to carry you over. You're so stupid." Wang Ping was a military general, but he didn't think about the etiquette of a scholar.
The housekeeper wanted to say something, but he shook his head helplessly and walked out obediently.
"A talented man? Daddy, what kind of talented man is he?" the eldest daughter asked.
"I don't know what kind of bullshit talent this guy is. I heard that he knocked the morale of Liu University into unconsciousness in the examination room. I got angry and beat him thirty times. But when University Scholar Liu woke up, I realized that he was impressed by that boy's literary talents.
He's so stunned, what happened to his grandma? For the sake of my own dignity, your father, I will arrest him and take him to the Lord's Mansion to cure his injuries. Otherwise, if those bullshit civil servants find out, they will accuse me of bullying.
Literary man. In any case, he is also a citizen of my territory. He has brought glory to my face. After thinking about it, it would be better to meet him." Marquis Wang Ping told the story nonchalantly.
"Master Liu was stunned by his talent?" the eldest lady said in surprise.
"Hahahaha, he is such an unlucky guy. He was beaten thirty times by his father for no reason. I really want to see what kind of unlucky guy he is." The second young lady burst out laughing.
After a while, the unlucky guy she was talking about was carried over. But it was not carried on a sedan chair, but on a long desk. Li Tian lay on the desk with his butt stuck out.
"I'm here to pay homage to my lord. I'm injured, so I can't give the full ceremony. Please forgive me." Li Tian didn't even raise his head, lying on the table covered with a satin quilt. Although the shape was a bit ugly, he still said something in his mouth.
That's very polite.
"Ahem! No wonder, no wonder, I wanted to treat this talented man like you to a family banquet, but...just...I think it's better to forget it. Let's eat together after you recover from your injury." The Marquis was embarrassed.
said.
No wonder, you can't stick your butt on the bill and chat with the Marquis and his family while eating. I heard that this lord is a good person, so I just happened to visit this time. "I thank you, the lord." Li Tian
After speaking, he secretly raised his head and glanced at the lord. Well, it's not bad, it's a bit majestic.
"Ah, it's you!!" Two screams came from the side.
Hearing the cry, Li Tiancai discovered that there were two beauties standing next to the lord.