"What do you think of "Seventeen Again"... that's the trailer just now? How would you rate it?"
Due to France's unique and complicated counting method, the Frenchman was like a demented child, gesticulating with his hands and feet, and said a long list.
Liu Tianxian said: "He said call 83."
Fang Yi: "Why did he talk for so long?"
Liu Tianxian: "He said, four twenty, plus three."
Fang Yi suddenly realized: "Where is the missing seventeen points?"
Another long sentence.
Liu Tianxian recounted: "The biggest difficulty is that he cannot recognize people."
"You asked him if he understood any of the stories?"
"understood."
"What do you like most?"
"Special effects."
This is an answer.
A total of seven people were asked, and the reasons they liked included "plot", "special effects", "mystery", "actor's appearance", "good production"...
The shortcomings are relatively unified: not used to it.
What are you not used to?
People are reluctant to say it because it may involve racial discrimination. Cannes is currently in a state of turmoil, and movie fans are afraid of getting into trouble.
At the opening of the film festival a few days ago, director Lars von Trier went to great lengths, claiming that he was a new-age nacui who could understand what the Germans did to the Jews.
“Israel is really annoying!”
Since the Cannes Film Festival was held, a lot of hard work has been done, such as stripping, passionate kissing, and car formations, etc. It's all trivial.
Director Lars von Trier undoubtedly went too far this time, triggering a full-scale attack by the Jewish media. The frightened Cannes issued an "expulsion order" on its official website, announcing Lars von Trier as the director of the film.
Section "Unpopular".
You know, Lars von Trier made a movie "Antichrist" the year before last, and it was also selected for the Cannes Film Festival. At that time, Cannes, despite the protests of Christians, forced the film to award the final Grand Palme Award.
Now the eggs have shrunk.
What is the true God on earth?
Under Fang Yi's questioning, the fan described, "It's the kind of movie where you kick someone's Adam's apple into pieces, grab the blade with your bare hands, bang bang, and then beat everyone to death... That's the kind of movie."
Those who got the answers had complicated expressions.
At best, China has its own cultural business card; at worst, the image of Chinese male stars has been solidified.
Han Sanping kept this shortcoming in mind and left a sentence:
"Fang Yi, remember to come and have an outdoor barbecue tonight!"
After that, he went to chase his eldest nephew.
Fang Yi took the time to ask Liu Tianxian: "I knew you could speak French, but I didn't know you could speak it so well! I didn't mention you in front of Director Han at that time because I was afraid that if you didn't speak French well, it would leave a bad impression on others.
"
Liu Tianxian said coquettishly: "My father used to be a French professor, why can't he talk about it... I just rarely mention my biological father to you."
"Why didn't you mention it?"
She didn't speak.
Fang Yi did not rush her, and the two of them walked on the beach. The beach was full of people. Without actively contacting the media, there were almost no foreigners who knew them, and no one came to disturb them.
It is getting late, and the sea water connects the sky and the earth, dyeing the lights together. Films are set up on the shore, and classic movies from all eras are played on them, black and white, color, silent, and sound.
lines in different languages mixed together, it was like white noise without words, but in this white noise, Fang Yi seemed to hear many voices from his heart.
He felt his hand being squeezed tightly. Liu Tianxian lowered her head and still didn't say a word. Her mood was very low.
Fang Yi took her into the sea, but she didn't mind, or she didn't even notice.
Until he got splashed with water.
Fang Yi smiled and said: "How about a water fight?"
She curled her lips helplessly: "Hey! I thought about things at home, and I was obviously sad. How could I come to play with water at this time? Although I know you want me to cheer up... Fang Yi"
Got splashed in the face again.
"I'm going to be angry!"
At this time, I heard Fang Yi yelling and trying his best to pull out:
"ah!"
She woke up as if from a dream: "What's wrong?!"
"Crocodile!"
In desperation, she couldn't care less about logic. She rushed over and stepped into the water, but unexpectedly stepped on nothing. She used too much force and couldn't hold back. She fell at the speed of light, and Fang Yi also fell into the water.
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Liu Tianxian in the water was still fighting like a trapped beast, kicking as hard as he could at that spot, but all his kicks came up empty.
Of course there is nothing left.
"Where's the fish?"
"Ran."
"How could a crocodile come to a place like this? Fang Yi? Let's report it to the organizing committee! Your hands! Your hands! Ah..."
Fang Yi stretched out his arm with a pale face. Only a sleeve was left on the first half of his arm!
Liu Tianxian covered his mouth and was about to shout when he saw Fang Yi's hand sticking out of his sleeve again. It turned out that he had hidden his hand inside his sleeve before.
She was so angry that she cried: "How could you lie to people! You can also use this kind of thing to lie to people - what if you bite it off!"
Fang Yi punched twice with all his strength, and Fang Yi heard the dull resonance in his chest, "bang bang" twice. The sound almost drowned out the sound of an open-air movie.
He was shocked: "Liu Yifei! How come you are so strong!"
"That's why I'm so big so that you won't lie to me!"
Fang Yi splashed water on her face and ran away. "Go back and change clothes!"
"You, you, stop!"
The two of them chased each other in the water. There were many couples chasing each other on the beach, so the two of them did not stand out. Fang Yi did not want to get rid of Liu Tianxian, and Liu Tianxian did not want to catch up immediately.
he.
How did you realize it?
The water-soaked sand had great adsorption force and pulled off Liu Tianxian's sandals. She picked them up in a hurry, but when she looked up, she found that Fang Yi had also stopped at the right time.
Liu Tianxian chased Fang Yi from one side of the beach to the other, not caring about wearing shoes, and finally caught Fang Yi.
She threw away the pair of sandals, scooped up a handful of water and tried to throw it on Fang Yi's face, but she didn't expect that her strength was exhausted. As soon as she bent down, she burrowed straight into the ground like an Arctic fox.
Fang Yi picked her up, but she was still angry and wiped Fang Yi's face with the remaining water in her hand. Fang Yi also wiped it on her face, focusing on the film on the film cloth.
Liu heard the lines in his ears.
First, a male voice: "Legend has it that if anyone has a habit of lying, if he puts his hand in, he will be bitten off!"
Then a female voice: "It's terrible!"
Man: "Why don't you give it a try?"
Woman: "Still, still... you do it."
Man: "Of course."
A trembling hand reached into the tree hole...
This is the movie "Roman Holiday" released in 1953. It tells the romantic story of a royal princess of a certain European principality and an ordinary American reporter, who happened within one day in Rome.
The male lead is the superstar Gregory Peck, and the female lead is Liu’s idol Audrey Hepburn.
The plot of the current movie is that the male lead puts his hand into a tree hole and pretends to be bitten off to scare the female lead... The male lead acted on the spot and Hepburn didn't know about it, so it is particularly real.
The light screen of the black and white movie reflected on Fang Yi's face, and she saw Fang Yi pursed his lips.
Then Director Fang Da turned around with a straight face: "What kind of idol are you chasing after? Don't you remember the classics?"
She kicked the water with her bare feet:
"You lied to me first! I was so panicked that I couldn't remember."
Fang Yi nodded her head, "If you are a swimmer, you will know how to stroke twice no matter how panicked you are."
She said nonchalantly: "Even though I was in a panic, I couldn't remember it - Fang Yi, you didn't know in advance that "Roman Holiday" was playing here, so you had to run this way..."
Fang Yi twisted out a handful of water from his sleeve:
"No, look, we have to go back to the hotel, so we can't do it without changing clothes."
She felt that everything was too coincidental, "What a coincidence! You acted in a part of a movie, and then you happened to encounter a movie that was being played, and the plot was exactly the same as what you were doing... It's amazing!" She clapped her hands happily.
Fang Yi didn't answer her at first, but the two gradually got closer, holding hands and walking on the beach at sunset. She was in a good mood, and she was kicking her sandals around, which she found very interesting.
But Liu Tianxian didn't react yet and asked Fang Yi again.
"Why such a coincidence?"
Fang Yi was really at a loss: "Is it possible that I met the movie first and then applied it temporarily?"
"So that's it!"
She didn't feel happy, but disappointed. She was extremely sad: "I thought you had enlightened me, but it turned out that you were picking on people's wisdom. I knew you didn't know how to trick people!"
Once she knew the answer, her legs became numb and painful, and she beat her legs:
"Fang Yi's comforting effect should be reduced by ten points because it is not romantic - ah!"
Fang Yi turned around and patted his shoulder: "Looking at how pitiful you are, I'll carry you back."
She grinned, climbed up without any explanation, and rubbed Fang Yi's neck with her chin: "Ten points, no, twenty points!"
——The night has completely fallen, and the romantic pictures projected on the passing film canvases are like the stop signs that must be passed on the road of life. Maybe the sea breeze is too strong, and she feels dizzy. At that time, she did not know what would happen in the future.
When I meet Fang Yi, I always think about what kind of person I will meet in the future at different stages.
Her mother's unsuccessful relationship experience actually made her bold and curious, with both admiration and doubt.
She rested her head completely on Fang Yi's shoulder, watching different movies in a daze. Suddenly, she remembered that her sandals seemed to be thrown on the beach. She wanted to pick them up, but if Fang Yi carried her on his back, she would go back for a while.
Damn, she was really embarrassed.
Of course it would be convenient if I jumped down to find it myself, but I was too embarrassed to let him carry me.
etc.
Huh?
Fang Yi felt his neck itching, "What are you doing? Be honest."
Liu's tone was strange: "Fang Yi actually remembers my shoes?"
"Maybe my memory is better than some people's."
This is not a complaint, nor is it trying to be clever. The serious director Fang is stating a fact.
Liu Tianxian didn't reply, and stayed silent against Fang Yi's back, as if she could hear her own heartbeat. She blinked, and in a trance, every picture on the screen became the same person.
Would Fang Yi know such thoughts?
In fact, at the same time, Director Fang Da was silently watching the undulating sea water and taking a leisurely walk.