Chapter 287 Duan Hongxuan pretends to be a county magistrate to interrogate the bride and groom
As soon as Duan Hongxuan announced that the wedding ceremony had begun, the room immediately became lively and everyone started to make a fuss.
First, a few guys went to pull Shazhu, and then a few women went to pull Yu Li.
Qin Huairu waved to Duan Hongxuan: "Master Duan Hongxuan, come here, come and sit down, sit here to interrogate the bride and groom!"
Duan Hongxuan ran over and sat down with a smile.
At this time, everyone pulled Shazhu and Yu Li and stood facing Duan Hongxuan.
I saw Duan Hongxuan sitting behind the table, and in front of him stood the silly couple who were being pulled by everyone. It really felt like a court trial.
Silly Zhu was pulled to a standing position, and he immediately said to Duan Hongxuan with a stern look on his face: "Aren't you going to leave? Why are you so shameless to stay?"
Duan Hongxuan slammed the table and shouted: "Who are you here? I haven't asked you yet, why are you roaring in the court?"
When everyone saw Duan Hongxuan's posture, they all found it interesting and burst into laughter.
Qin Huairu smiled and replied: "I reported to the county magistrate that the person who roared in the court was a cook, and the beautiful little daughter-in-law standing next to him was his newly married wife!"
"Hahaha!" Everyone burst into laughter again.
Duan Hongxuan nodded and said to Qin Huairu: "Thank you for your hard work, Master Qin. Master Qin can sort out the situation of the criminals for me despite his big belly. He deserves a reward!"
"Hahaha, Master Qin! Hahaha! Still a pregnant female Master!"
Everyone was amused by Duan Hongxuan's words and laughed even more. Even Shazhu and Yu Li couldn't help laughing.
"Master Qin is pregnant and needs to pay attention to his nutrition. Come on, I will give you an apple!"
As he spoke, Duan Hongxuan quickly waved his hand in the air, and then an apple suddenly appeared in his hand!
"Ouch!"
Everyone was laughing when they suddenly froze. Except for a few people who had seen Duan Hongxuan perform tricks, the rest of them opened their mouths wide and were stunned.
Qin Huairu had seen Duan Hongxuan perform tricks several times, and she was used to it. She smiled and reached out to take the apple: "Thank you, Mr. County Magistrate!"
Huzi, who was watching the excitement, saw Duan Hongxuan doing tricks again, and even made an apple. He immediately ran over with his sister Huahua and Han Xiaohu who were playing together.
Han Xiaohu and Duan Hongxuan were not very familiar with each other, so they were pulled over by Hu Zi when they were dizzy.
As soon as Huzi came over, he attacked Duan Hongxuan: "Uncle Hongxuan, do a trick and turn me into an apple, Brother Hu, and my sister!"
Duan Hongxuan touched Huzi's little head and asked: "You just finished eating, right? Can you still eat the apple I gave you?"
Huzi nodded: "If you can eat it, even if you can't, I'll save it for tomorrow!"
After saying that, he reached into Huzi's pocket, took out an apple and handed it to Huzi.
Huzi cheered happily and took the apple.
Duan Hongxuan also took out an apple from the pockets of Huahua and Han Xiaohu and handed them to them.
The three little guys held the apples with happy faces and thanked Duan Hongxuan.
Duan Hongxuan pointed at them and said: "One of you is called Han Xiaohu and the other is Wu Chunhu. These two little tigers knocked me out!
From now on, I will call you Han Xiaohu, big tiger, and Chunhu, you little tiger!"
Then he waved to the other three children: "Xiaodang, Xiaoyue, Xiaoliang, come here and give you apples by performing tricks!"
The three little guys hurriedly ran to Duan Hongxuan, took the apple conjured by Duan Hongxuan, and thanked him happily!
Several little guys got together, curiously rummaging through each other's pockets, and laughing and joking.
Several people who had never seen Duan Hongxuan perform tricks looked at Duan Hongxuan in surprise. Silly Zhu had not seen it either, and asked curiously: "Hongxuan, when did you do this again?
That’s not right. I see that those who perform tricks under the overpass have to prepare in advance and have props. You have no preparation at all, so you just do it with nothing!"
Qin Huairu proudly said to Silly Zhu: "What's the point? Hongxuan has done tricks for us several times, but we didn't prepare to do them with bare hands.
He is much better than those jugglers under the overpass!"
"Really?"
"Isn't this too mysterious?"
"How did this happen?"
"...!"
Now no one cares about Silly Zhu and his wife, they are all attracted by Duan Hongxuan’s magic tricks!
When Silly Zhu saw it, he thought, this is good, it diverted everyone's attention, so no one will make trouble in the wedding ceremony anymore, so he quickly opened his mouth to provoke Duan Hongxuan.
"I don't believe you are not prepared. Unless you let me make a request, if you can do what I say, I will really obey you!"
When everyone heard that there was a good show to watch, they started to cheer.
Duan Hongxuan knew what Sha Zhu had planned, but he didn't care. He was just trying to have fun. What's more, Sha Zhu thought he could escape this way. He was just overthinking!
Duan Hongxuan looked at Silly Zhu with contempt and said: "Why should I convince you? What does it have to do with me whether you submit or not!
Besides, I will change whatever you ask me to do, just to see how beautiful you are!
If you ask me to turn into a plane and cannon, then I will really turn into a plane and cannon for you! How is that possible!
If you feel that one daughter-in-law is not enough, let me change you into a foreign daughter-in-law, and I will really satisfy you! What a beautiful idea!"
"Hahaha! Zhuzi wants a foreign wife! Hahaha!"
When Silly Zhu heard this, he quickly glanced at Yu Li beside him. Yu Li was looking at him with a smile. Silly Zhu quickly explained: "Don't talk nonsense, why did I say that I want a foreign wife! p>
I won’t embarrass you. It’s impossible for airplanes and cannons, and it’s even less possible for a foreign wife!
I’ll just talk about some things I see in my daily life. How about it? Do you dare?”
Qin Huairu patted Duan Hongxuan: "Hongxuan, promise him and let him open his eyes!"
Duan Hongxuan looked at Qin Huairu speechlessly: "Sister Qin, you really think highly of me.
Okay, let me open your eyes as a cook who knows how to turn a spoon all day long. Tell me, what do you want me to change?"
Silly Zhu rolled his eyes and said, "Let's see if you become a big pear."
"What a big pear!" Duan Hongxuan deliberately rubbed his chin, "Okay, it's up to you! Watch it!"
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As he spoke, he rolled up his sleeves, stretched out his hands, made a few gestures in the air, blew at Silly Zhu, and said to him: "Touch your coat pocket!"
When everyone heard this, they all looked at Silhu. Silhu was stunned, and then he felt that there seemed to be a big thing in his pocket. He quickly reached out and took out a big pear.
Everyone's faces were full of disbelief. They looked at the big pear in Silly Zhu's hand and then at Duan Hongxuan. They were a little far apart, with a dining table between them. They couldn't figure out how this had changed.
Han Dazhuang even said suspiciously: "Brother Zhuzhu, you haven't made an agreement with Hongxuan and you two, right?"
Looking at everyone's suspicious eyes, Shazhu himself felt a little incredible, and said with a wry smile: "Am I colluding with him?
If you don’t believe it, let Hongxuan go into your pocket next time!
Hongxuan, please change into a big red date again!"
Duan Hongxuan did the same thing again, but this time red dates appeared in Wu Xinghua's pocket.
Now everyone was finally speechless.
Silly Zhu still wanted Duan Hongxuan to continue, so that Duan Hongxuan would not be fooled, "No change, Brother Zhuzhu, you want to divert everyone's attention so that you can get rid of the wedding ceremony, but there is no way!"
After Duan Hongxuan said it, everyone realized that today's main purpose was to make trouble in the wedding ceremony!
Qin Huairu said loudly to Duan Hongxuan: "Mr. Magistrate, this cook below is extremely cunning and is trying to escape punishment!"
Duan Hongxuan nodded: "Well! Thank you for your hard work, Master Qin!
Bold and cunning cook, someone is suing you. You are slovenly in life, old-fashioned and extremely ugly. You are despised by the majority of female comrades. You have never been able to marry a wife, so you use sweet words to abduct ignorant and good-natured women. Is this possible?
Things are not caused based on reality!"
"Hahaha!"
Everyone was so amused by Duan Hongxuan's description of Silly Zhu that they held their stomachs and laughed!
Even Yu Li doubled up with laughter.
Silly Zhu glared at Duan Hongxuan angrily: "Am I as mean as you describe me?
This is my daughter-in-law, whom I am generous enough to marry!”
Duan Hongxuan said to Silly Zhu with a serious face: "I don't have the final say whether you look ugly or not, and it's not up to you either. This has to be decided by everyone.
Do you think the chef in front of me is a grudge or not?"
Everyone laughed: "Ouch! This cook is so ugly!"
"That's right, Mr. Magistrate, this cook is not worthy of such a beautiful wife!"
"Hahaha!"
Duan Hongxuan slapped the table and said, "Okay, your appearance is decided like this!"
"My appearance is determined by your words!" Shazhu was unconvinced.
Duan Hongxuan ignored him and continued: "My beautiful little wife, tell yourself, were you deceived by this ugly-looking cook, or were you willing to marry him?"
Yu Li was booed by the crowd, blushed, lowered her head, and whispered: "I am willing!"
Duan Hongxuan patted the table again: "My little daughter-in-law, please speak louder. This is a court and your voice must be heard by everyone!"
Qin Huairu also laughed and cheered: "Little wife, speak louder! Cack!"
Yu Li had no choice but to say loudly: "I am willing!"
"What do you want? Just tell me everything!"
Yu Li blushed with shame, "I am willing to marry him!"
"Who is he? Is it Han Dazhuang or Wu Xinghua standing next to you? Speak clearly!" Duan Hongxuan was still reluctant.
"Hahaha!" Everyone burst into laughter again. They felt that Duan Hongxuan was so awesome. They all found it interesting that he could come up with such a trick to embarrass his new wife.
Yu Li had no choice but to blush and said: "I am willing to marry He Yuzhu!"
"Oh!" Everyone cheered again, and Silly Zhu beamed happily, looking at everyone proudly.
Duan Hongxuan continued to ask: "This cook is so ugly and your little wife is so beautiful. Is he deceiving you with his sweet words or threatening you secretly?
Don’t worry, if you have any grievances, you can tell me, and I will make the decision for you!”
"You didn't lie to me, and you didn't threaten me. I did it of my own free will!" Yu Li was a little more relaxed now.
Duan Hongxuan pretended to be surprised: "Oh? That's it!
That rude cook, did you hear that? You are so lucky to have such a beautiful wife.
Then I ask you, who will take care of the money in your family from now on?"
Silly Zhu raised his neck: "Of course my wife is in charge of the money!"
"Hahaha!"
"Then who has the final say in your family in the future?" Duan Hongxuan continued to ask.
Silly Zhu hesitated for a moment, "My wife has the final say!"
Duan Hongxuan nodded: "It seems that you are a bit self-aware as a cook. It seems that your illness is not serious. You have severe tracheitis!"
"Tracheitis?" Everyone was stunned.
Li Xianghong reacted immediately and said with a smile: "Tracheitis, doesn't it mean that the wife has to be strict? Geez, that means Zhu Zhu is afraid of his wife!"
"Hahaha! Afraid of your henpecks, strict henpecks!" When everyone heard this, they immediately started laughing and hooting again.
"Okay, although you both said it was voluntary, I still want to do a test to convince everyone!
Everyone, the exciting program is about to begin!"