Chapter 288 Duan Hongxuan leads everyone to torment Silly Zhu and his wife (Part 1)
As soon as Duan Hongxuan announced that there would be exciting programs, everyone became more interested, but Shazhu and Yu Li became nervous. They really didn’t know what bad ideas Duan Hongxuan had to torment the young couple.
Seeing Duan Hongxuan's playful look, Shazhu knew that he might not be able to escape today's encounter. Who would let him encounter such a monster like Duan Hongxuan? He was not only smart, but also had many clever ideas.
Through his recent understanding of Duan Hongxuan, Shazhu knows that this guy can make people laugh and cry.
Today is his wedding day, Duan Hongxuan took the lead in making trouble in the bridal chamber, and he didn’t know what evil ideas were waiting behind him.
Forget it, let's make a fuss, Duan Hongxuan still has a sense of proportion, and he will sacrifice his hundred or so kilograms today.
Thinking of this, Shazhu got excited and rubbed his neck, "Hongxuan, today is my happy day. You guys are going to make trouble. If you have anything to do, come to me. Don't torment my wife!"
"Oh! Zhuzhu is now protecting his wife!"
"Well done Zhu Zhu, he is a man who knows how to protect his wife!"
"Zhuzi, I didn't realize it, you are still someone who loves your wife!"
"...!"
When everyone heard what Sha Zhu said, they started to cheer.
Yu Li's face turned redder under everyone's teasing and joking, but her heart felt sweet.
Silly Zhu looked at Duan Hongxuan proudly, "Today I will leave the hundred or so kilograms to you, you can do whatever you want!
We men in the capital are not cowards!"
Duan Hongxuan gave a thumbs up: "Brother Zhuzhu, you are so manly!"
After speaking, he slapped the table and said, "The cook and the beautiful little wife in the hall, although you two say that you are married voluntarily, it's hard to be convincing with your appearance.
Do you all think so?"
"Yes, I don't believe it! Hahaha!"
Everyone found it interesting and started to cater to Duan Hongxuan.
Silly Zhu looked like he was risking his life, "Duan Hongxuan, just use whatever tricks you have, men can follow them!"
Duan Hongxuan slapped the table and shouted: "Hey! How dare you yell at the court for being such a daring cook!
Come here, bring some big glasses of cold drinks!
Come down, I'm going to ask you a few questions. If you answer them correctly, you'll be fine. If you can't, I'll punish you by drinking three large glasses of boiled water.
If you answer incorrectly, you will be punished by drinking a glass of boiled water and not allowed to go to the toilet every time you make a mistake.
Go and guard the door with two people, don't let him run to the toilet!"
"Hahaha!"
When everyone heard this, they couldn't help but feel happy thinking that Silly Zhu was being fed boiled water non-stop for a while, making him so anxious that he couldn't even go to the toilet.
Duan Hongxuan’s idea is too bad!
Silly Zhu couldn't feel proud now. Looking at the smiling Duan Hongxuan, his teeth itched with hatred.
"Listen up, help the cook, what will you call your wife after marriage? Answer immediately!"
Silly Zhu was a little confused when he heard Duan Hongxuan's question. He thought, what else can I call this? Isn't it just a daughter-in-law?
Thinking about it again, no, Duan Hongxuan has a lot of clever ideas. This problem cannot be that simple. You have to think about it carefully.
When everyone in the room heard Duan Hongxuan's question, they thought, this is too simple. They couldn't help but feel a little disappointed, thinking that Duan Hongxuan might have done it on purpose and didn't want to embarrass Silly Zhu too much.
But after waiting for a long time, Silhu didn't speak, and everyone felt a little strange.
Duan Hongxuan slapped the table and said, "Hey, that cook, answer the question quickly!"
Silly Zhu hesitated for a moment, then gritted his teeth: "Of course I'll call you wife!"
Duan Hongxuan shook his head in disdain: "As a cook, you are not only a bad person, but also an uneducated and vulgar person. Your answer is wrong!
Someone, bring him a large glass of boiled water!"
Han Dazhuang first picked up a glass of boiled water and came to Shazhu, smiling and said to him: "Brother Zhuzhu, drink it!"
Silly Zhu glared at Han Dazhuang bitterly: "Wait for me, kid!" Then he took the cup and drank it in one gulp.
After drinking the water, Shazhu pulled Duan Hongxuan and asked: "Who said I drank it and you said what I said was wrong? Then tell me, how should I call my wife?"
Duan Hongxuan raised his index finger and shook it gently: "No, no, no! I can't tell you the answer, you have to continue.
Of course, if you make a mistake, you still have to drink!
Otherwise, just admit that you don’t know and drink three more glasses of water before I can tell you the answer!”
Silly Zhu was not happy now, "Duan Hongxuan, you are so wicked, there is no one like you!"
"Am I wicked? I'm already tolerant enough, otherwise I wouldn't let you drink boiled water, but let you drink alcohol!
For the sake of today being your wedding night, I'm afraid that I'll get you drunk and won't even be able to enter the bridal chamber, so I let you drink water. Just be satisfied!
If you don't want to, then let your wife answer the question and drink boiled water!"
When Silly Zhu heard this, he thought, "How can that be okay? It's okay for a grown man like him to wet his pants, but what can Yu Li do? If he really wets his pants, it would be embarrassing!
Silly Zhu was so angry that he gritted his teeth, but he had no choice. He couldn't really let his wife go, so in the end he had to accept his fate: "Okay, you are cruel, I don't know the head office!"
"Hahaha! Zhuzhu has given up, get water quickly!"
Before Duan Hongxuan opened his mouth, the group of people became happy. They all wanted to see Silly Zhu peeing his pants when he couldn't hold it in anymore. It was fun just thinking about it!
Han Dazhuang and Liu Guangtian rushed to hand the water to Shazhu, and Shazhu had to drink three more glasses of water.
After downing four glasses of water in such a short period of time, Shazhu felt that his stomach was a little full. When he looked at Duan Hongxuan, he felt like he was looking at a demon.
Duan Hongxuan said with a smile: "I will tell you now, what should you call your wife after marriage? You should call her Niangzi! Hahaha!"
Everyone burst into laughter. Silly Zhu was not convinced now and shouted loudly: "Duan Hongxuan, you are cheating. Madam was only called that in ancient times. Who calls his own daughter-in-law Madam now!"
"I'm not cheating, today's scene has given you a hint, you are stupid!
I am now the magistrate of the county, and I am still hearing cases in court. Isn’t this scene a scene from ancient times?
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Based on today’s scenario, do you have to call your wife your wife? Why did I cheat?"
"Yes, Zhuzi, you didn't think of it yourself, but you can't blame others.
I’m still a master! Cack!”
Qin Huairu also refuted Silly Zhu.
Silly Zhu was stunned. No, Duan Hongxuan has been claiming to be an official for a long time. Isn’t this scene just like the ancient times!
Yes, I blame myself for not paying attention.
"How about it? I have nothing to say now!" Duan Hongxuan looked proud, and then said to Han Dazhuang: "Brother Dazhuang, dry out more boiled water and prepare it!"
"Okay, no problem!"
"Okay, the cook will step aside for now.
That beautiful little daughter-in-law, I ask you, what should you call your man?"
"Ah!" Yu Li blushed and hesitated for a long time before whispering: "Call him husband!"
"Hehe! Now you two call each other loudly. Come on, let me hear it, to prove that you are a couple!"
In public, Shazhu and Yu Li had the nerve to call each other "Mother-in-law", but everyone in the room found it funny and kept making noises, insisting on hearing the young couple shout.
Really unable to defeat everyone, Silly Zhu was so thick-skinned that he shouted "Madam!" to Yu Li first.
Everyone was booing, and even Silly Zhu screamed, how could they let Tao Li go?
In the end, Yu Li had no choice but to call her husband with a red face.
Everyone then laughed and let them go, and then looked at Duan Hongxuan while laughing, waiting to see what other damaging moves he had.
Duan Hongxuan shook his head: "How can there be such a thing between a couple? They just call me "Mother-in-law" casually, without any emotion at all!
If you call the cook downstairs your wife, don’t you have to be gentle?
And that beautiful little daughter-in-law, you said that you married this cook voluntarily, so do you have to be affectionate when calling your husband-in-law?"
When Silly Zhu saw it, he quickly clasped his hands and begged Duan Hongxuan for mercy: "Hongxuan, just give it a try.
I'm a big man, it's okay to be thick-skinned, but your sister-in-law is so thin-skinned, so don't bother me, okay?"
He Yuyu had a good impression of Li and was very satisfied with her sister-in-law. Seeing Duan Hongxuan bullying her sister-in-law like this, and seeing Yu Li, he was so embarrassed that he walked up behind Duan Hongxuan angrily and pinched Duan Hongxuan, "Don't bully my sister-in-law!" "Hiss!" Duan Hongxuan grinned because He Yuyu pinched him, and he quickly said loudly: "Okay, okay, okay! This level is over!"
Then he said to Silly Zhu: "You are trying to help the cook, so you are lucky!
If a heroine hadn't suddenly appeared and threatened me with beatings, I wouldn't have let you go so easily!
Heroine, look, I've let this cook go, why don't you go back to your seat!"
Li Xianghong smiled and said to He Yuyu: "She is Zhuzi's biological sister after all. She loves her brother. He Nuxia is so powerful that even the county magistrate dares to threaten her!"
Qin Huairu also teased: "As a master, I know best that our county master is afraid of any female heroes!
Cack!"
He Yuyu blushed and patted Qin Huairu: "Sister Qin, what are you talking about!" Then he ran back to Yu Li.