Chapter 289 Duan Hongxuan leads everyone to torment Silly Zhu and his wife (Part 2)
Duan Hongxuan led everyone to have a wedding party, and He Yuyu interrupted him, which was considered a small episode.
When He Yuyu returned to his seat, Duan Hongxuan glared at Qin Huairu and said, "Okay, there was a heroine who interceded for this cook just now, so let's spare this cook for now.
Let’s continue with the following program!”
The young men in the room didn't expect anything, but a few of them were a little stunned when they saw He Yuyu's blushing face. It seemed that they discovered for the first time that Silly Zhu's sister was really pretty, and they hadn't noticed it before.
.
Only Qin Huairu and Li Xianghong looked at the blushing He Yuyu and then at Duan Hongxuan, thinking deeply in their hearts.
Yu Li was also sitting there, watching the fight between He Yuyu and Duan Hongxuan, feeling envious and a little unwilling at the same time. She stared blankly at Duan Hongxuan, not knowing what she was thinking in her heart.
Duan Hongxuan patted the table, "Okay, that's it for the last show. It's over. Let's move on to the next show!
Hey! Help the cook, I’m asking you, you married such a beautiful daughter-in-law, how do you plan to treat her well in the future?”
"That's a good question!" Qin Huairu nodded, "Zhuzi, tell me quickly, how do you plan to feel sorry for Yu Li in the future?"
Everyone laughed and waited for Silly Zhu's answer.
Yu Li couldn't help but secretly look at Shazhu to see how he would answer this question.
Silly Zhu scratched his head: "How else can this be good to her? Isn't it just to prevent her from being hungry or cold?
And if you don’t bully her, what else? I don’t know, what else can I do? Just feel sorry for her!”
Duan Hongxuan asked: "Tell me more specifically, why do you feel so sorry for me?"
Silly Zhu said depressedly: "Didn't I just say everything? What else is there? Then tell me, what else should I do?"
Duan Hongxuan stretched out three fingers, smiled and said to Silly Zhu: "Three cups of boiled water! If you want me to tell you the answer, drink three cups of boiled water first!"
Silly Zhu pointed at Duan Hongxuan: "You, I just drank four drinks!"
Duan Hongxuan shook his head: "I don't care how many drinks you just had. The rules were stipulated from the beginning. If you say you don't know, you have to drink three glasses of boiled water."
This time, it was the two brothers Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu who rushed to hand the water to Shazhu.
Silly Zhu looked at the three glasses of water in front of him and felt his stomach. Finally, under everyone's hesitation, he had to drink three more glasses of water honestly.
When he drank his third cup, Shazhu divided it three times before finishing it. Everyone looked at it funny, and they could feel that Shazhu was almost done, and they all laughed and waited to see Shazhu wet his pants.
Silly Zhu took down the glass of water and felt that if he had another drink, he would have to vomit it. His stomach really couldn't hold it.
Looking at Duan Hongxuan's eyes again, he looked a little begging for mercy.
Duan Hongxuan said with a smile: "Okay, drink the water, and I will tell you the answer.
If you can marry such a beautiful daughter-in-law as Sister-in-law Yu Li, you will have to take good care of her from now on.
From now on, when you two live together, Brother Zhuzhu, you must remember the following principles."
Speaking of this, Duan Hongxuan paused for a moment. Seeing that everyone was listening carefully, he smiled and continued: "The first principle is that if you and Sister-in-law Yu Li have a dispute or quarrel at any time, it must be you.
It's your mistake, you must immediately admit your mistake to Sister-in-law Yu Li, and you must also coax her!"
Upon hearing this, Shazhu thought about it again and immediately retorted: "That's not right. What if I'm right?
I can’t be wrong, and I have to admit my mistake to her and then try to coax her!"
Duan Hongxuan continued with a smile: "This is a good question, and this is the second principle.
The second principle is, if Sister-in-law Yu Li is wrong, please refer to the first principle and implement it!"
Upon hearing this, Shazhu thought about it and was a little confused: "No, the first principle you mentioned is to make me admit my mistake. Do I have to coax her?
We have been arguing for a long time, even if she is wrong, do I still have to admit my mistake to her?
How can this make sense?"
Duan Hongxuan shook his finger: "No, you are right!
To sum up, first, my wife is never wrong at any time.
Second, if the wife is wrong, please refer to the first point!
So, Brother Zhuzhu, this means that no matter what happens in your life as a couple from now on, Sister Yu Li will never make a mistake.
When a couple is together, it is natural for a woman to be unreasonable and lose her temper! Remember?"
When Silly Zhu heard this, he was extremely depressed and muttered in a low voice: "What kind of nonsense are you talking about! It's all my fault for co-authoring this!"
Yu Like was so happy, with a happy face, that she couldn't help but look at Duan Hongxuan, and the more she looked at it, the more pleasing it became to her eyes.
After hearing this, Li Xianghong deliberately said loudly: "Hongxuan is so right!" Then he looked at his man provocatively.
Wu Xinghua looked at it and said to Li Xianghong with a bitter face: "Daughter-in-law, I have never had a quarrel with you!"
Li Xianghong proudly said to Wu Xinghua: "Just because we didn't quarrel before doesn't mean we won't quarrel in the future, but just remember the two principles Hongxuan said today!"
Wu Xinghua nodded repeatedly: "I remember!"
After saying that, he glanced at Duan Hongxuan depressedly.
Duan Hongxuan laughed loudly: "Angkor, accidental injury, this is purely accidental! Brother, I really didn't mean it!
You were accidentally injured by Brother Zhuzhu!"
The whole room burst into laughter!
Li Xianghong couldn't help but hugged Qin Huairu and laughed.
When everyone was almost laughing, Duan Hongxuan slapped the table and said, "Brother Zhuzhu, what do you think? Do you agree with the two principles I mentioned?"
Everyone was smiling and waiting for Silly Zhu's answer, and Yu Li also looked at Silly Zhu with twinkling eyes.
Silly Zhu slapped his head: "It's all like this, can I not agree? Do I dare not to agree?
You kid can't make me feel better!"
Duan Hongxuan smiled proudly: "That's right, if you dare to say that you don't approve now, I will really convince you that you are a man!
But I’m afraid you, a man, won’t be able to sleep with your new wife tonight!
Hahaha!"
"Haha, haha!" Everyone laughed again.
Yu Li was laughed so hard that she felt like she could have boiled eggs on her face.
Silly Zhu was so angry that he didn't know whether to laugh or cry. He pointed at Duan Hongxuan and cursed with a smile: "You are a wicked and smoking thing, full of evil!
I think you are worse than Xu Damao!"
Duan Hongxuan smiled and said to Li: "Sister-in-law Yu Li, did you hear what Brother Zhuzi said? He has now personally admitted that he recognized the two principles I just mentioned. If he dares not to implement them in the future, you will come to us.
We'll help you deal with him!
You can also join forces with Sister Li and Sister Qin, find old deaf ladies and aunts to support you, and organize a women's alliance.
The Supreme Commander has said that women can hold up half the sky!"
Silly Zhu slapped his head again: "Yes, not only do you have bad tricks, but you also give them bad ideas. Now you have the support of a deaf old lady and a aunt, which is even more incredible!
Xinghua, from now on, we brothers have to live with our wives’ faces and behave with our tails between our legs!”
Everyone laughed again, and this time both Shazhu and Wu Xinghua became the targets of everyone's ridicule.
After chatting and laughing for a while, Duan Hongxuan clapped his hands and said, "Okay, everyone, pay attention! There is one last program. This program is to test whether you two have a tacit understanding!"
As he spoke, Duan Hongxuan took out a smaller apple from his pocket, then asked someone to find a small piece of rope, tie the handle of the apple with the rope, and hang the apple in the air while holding the rope.
Then Duan Hongxuan said to Shazhu and Yu Li: "This program is very simple. You two stand face to face, with your hands behind your back, and you can only use your mouth to nibble the apple.
But, there is a trick to eating this apple."
As he spoke, Duan Hongxuan touched the apple hanging in the air with his hand, and saw the apple dangling in the air.
Duan Hongxuan continued: "Did you see? If you can only use your mouth without using your hands, there is no way for a person to bite this apple, because the apple will move as soon as you touch it.
Two people must face each other and hold the apple with their mouths at the same time before you can bite it!"
After Duan Hongxuan explained, everyone thought it was very funny, but no one thought much about it. They all wanted to see how Silly Zhu and his wife gnawed this apple.
Duan Hongxuan continued to talk about the conditions: "Next, Brother Da Zhuang will hold the apple, and I will call 1, 2, 3. Brother Zhu Zhu and Sister-in-law Yu Li must put their mouths together to nibble the apple at the same time.
If any one person fails to chew off a piece of the apple, then both people will be punished. Each person will be punished by drinking a glass of water, and then continue to chew the apple!"
Han Dazhuang held the rope tied to the apple and hung it in the air. Duan Hongxuan pulled Shazhu and Yu Li and stood face to face across the apple.
"Get ready, I'll call 1, 2, 3, and you'll eat this apple!
1,2,3!"
Silly Zhu and Yu Li put their mouths together to nibble on the apple, but the apple was round and hung unstable in the air. When they nibbled on it for the first time, they were out of sync, so the apple shook away.
When everyone saw it, they shouted: "Drink water, drink water, drink water!"
Someone immediately brought two glasses of water. Yu Li was okay, but Silly Zhu was a little dumbfounded. Finally, under the pressure of everyone, he had to drink the glass of water with all his strength, and then he felt that his stomach was about to burst.
I feel a little urgent to urinate.
Silly Zhu kept praying in his heart that this show could end quickly, otherwise he would really wet his pants.
"Come again, continue!"
As Duan Hongxuan asked to continue, Shazhu looked at Yu Li and discussed with a sad face: "Daughter-in-law, we have to cooperate better this time, otherwise I really won't be able to drink anymore!"
Everyone was so happy now, they were all waiting to see Silly Zhu pee his pants.
Yu Li blushed and nodded.
This time Duan Hongxuan started shouting, and Shazhu and Yu Li looked at each other, not in a hurry, and slowly put their mouths together. It seems that this time it can really happen.
Just as Silly Zhu was secretly feeling proud of Duan Hongxuan, their mouths were already close to the apples. At this time, both of them opened their mouths wide and wanted to bite the apples.
A naughty smile appeared on Duan Hongxuan's face, and he suddenly stretched out a hand, flicked the apple away, and used his other hand to gently push the back of Silly Zhu's head.
This sudden move caught Sha Zhu and Yu Li off guard. They opened their mouths and kissed each other.
Everyone was stunned for a moment, and then burst into laughter. Silly Zhu and Yu Li were also dumbfounded. Then Yu Li pushed Silly Zhu away, covered her face in shame and ran to the side, while Silly Zhu stood there stupidly happy.
He Yuyu and Yu Haitang were also startled by this sudden scene, and then their faces turned red.
Duan Hongxuan laughed and asked: "Brother Zhuzi, sister-in-law Yu Li, how does this apple taste? Is it sweet?
Hahaha!"
Yu Li's face turned red with embarrassment. She ran over and slapped Duan Hongxuan hard twice, saying angrily: "You are so wicked!"
Duan Hongxuan smiled and retorted: "Sister-in-law, you have wronged me. You are so happy when you don't see Brother Zhuzhu!"
Everyone looked at Silly Zhu, who was still enjoying himself, and immediately laughed and cheered: "Zhu Zhu has tasted the sweetness! Hahaha!"
Li Xianghong laughed so hard that she couldn't stand straight up. She pointed at Duan Hongxuan and cursed with a smile: "Hongxuan, you have done all these bad tricks in a day!"
"Is this still damaging? I have even more damaging moves that I'm too embarrassed to use!"
When Qin Huairu heard this, he became interested and asked, "Tell me, what other damaging tricks are there?"
"This..." Duan Hongxuan hesitated, "Forget it, this is a bit of a hooliganism!"
"Ah!" Once everyone heard this, they stopped asking any more questions, but Qin Huairu refused, "Hongxuan, just tell us, and we can all listen. It's okay if you don't need to!"
Duan Hongxuan looked at everyone, but everyone looked curious, so he had to say: "It's agreed, just listen!"
Everyone nodded.
"For example, tie Zhuzhu's upper body, especially his handles, tightly. The principle is to prevent his hands from taking off his pants!
Sister Yu Li is not allowed to help Zhu Zhuzi untie the rope, and then tuck the two of them into bed. Sister Yu Li is asked to take out Brother Zhuzi's underwear!"
When everyone heard this, they all looked at Duan Hongxuan with strange expressions, and then they all suppressed their laughter. Yu Li spat at Duan Hongxuan in embarrassment.
Qin Huairu laughed: "This move of yours is too damaging, it's a bit of a hooliganism!"
Li Xianghong also criticized Duan Hongxuan: "Hongxuan, you don't learn well at a young age and you just think of all kinds of nonsense. I really don't know where you learned this."
Duan Hongxuan quickly begged for mercy: "That's why I didn't say it. Sister Qin asked me to say it."
"Okay, okay, let's eat the apples. After finishing the apples, it's over. Let's sit and drink tea, eat some snacks, chat and go back early to rest!"
Qin Huairu quickly came out with a smile to smooth things over.
"Okay, don't eat the apples anymore, I can't see how embarrassed Yuli is!
Everyone has been busy for a long time, so that’s about it. Let’s give them apples and let them eat them slowly in bed at night!”
Seeing that everyone finally stopped making noise, Shazhu quickly ran out.
Everyone was stunned for a moment, and then burst into laughter. Wu Xinghua said with a smile: "I knew I should have waited a little longer to see stupid Zhu peeing his pants. This scene is invisible!"
Everyone was chatting and laughing again, and from time to time some people criticized Duan Hongxuan, but some people thought it was too interesting to follow Duan Hongxuan in the wedding ceremony.
While they were joking, Sha Zhu came back from the toilet, and everyone joked a little more. Yu Li discussed with Sha Zhu and asked him to send Yu Haitang off by bicycle.
Seeing that it was getting late, Sha Zhu went to see Yu Haitang off, and everyone dispersed one after another. Only Qin Huairu and Yu Li were left in the room, as well as Duan Hongxuan and He Yuyu, all accompanying Yu Li and waiting for Sha Zhu. p>