How can one become an immortal if he is so lazy? Chapter 293: There are some very important things. You must not be lazy, otherwise... you will find that it doesn't matter.
Chapter 293: There are some very important things. You must not be lazy, otherwise... you will find that it doesn't matter.
"You two, look at this..."
Hei Muguang sat down aside and took out a stack of documents from his arms. Under Hei Yang Hongli's curious gaze, he pressed the documents on the table and pushed them toward them.
"Check again to see if there are any problems. Otherwise, it will be troublesome to correct it if you make a mistake."
"Huh?"
Hong Li blinked and carefully opened the documents, while Hei Yang, who was sitting next to her, stretched out his hand to help organize them.
"What is this?"
Hei Yang asked his father curiously.
"See for yourself."
Hei Muguang stretched out and did not answer Hei Yang directly. Instead, he raised his head and closed his eyes to rest, with an expression of "Thank you for the hard work."
"It's not like I don't have eyes."
"Tsk, this is called pretending to be stupid appropriately, making dad think that I don't understand anything and need to rely on you to answer, so that I can feel the superiority of being a dad and know that my son still needs his own blessing..."
Hei Yang shook his head and said: "It is conducive to family harmony, father is kind and son is filial...ah!"
"Are you still filial?"
Hei Muguangxun glanced at Hei Yang.
"Unfilial, unfilial... Bah, bah, what the hell!"
Hei Yang covered his head and moved his body, leaving his father's attack range with a look of resentment.
"Pfft..."
Hong Li on the side looked down at the document, looking like she was studying it carefully. It would have been more like it if she hadn't been shaking all over.
What is retribution?
There is reincarnation in the way of heaven, who will the heaven spare? Hahahaha!
The little man in her heart was laughing wildly, Hong Li tried not to laugh out loud, to save some face for Hei Yang, he was her boyfriend after all, but, hahahaha!
"Ahem!"
Hong Li forced herself to calm down and turned her attention to the document in her hand, only to be stunned without even taking a second look at it.
"Isn't this, what is that..."
"What?"
Hei Yang leaned over and urged curiously: "Don't block it, you won't let me see you as the Riddler, right?"
"Well, no, that..."
Hongli's body suddenly leaned back, her head tilted, her eyes closed, her face full of peace.
"Don't ask me, see for yourself."
"嘁."
Hei Yangxian glanced at Hong Li and took the papers into his hands carefully.
"Have you, parents, already completed your wedding plans... hmm?"
[Name: Hei Muguang, Gender: Male, Date of Birth: March 11, 541 Years of Water Calendar, Place of Birth: Wuse City, Marital Status: Married, Position: Deputy Manager of the Lord’s Mansion of Wuse City, Family Members: Wife Qing
Yiyi, the eldest son Heiyang, permanent residence:...]
[Name: Qing Yiyi, Gender: Female, Date of Birth: July 3, 540 Years of Water, Place of Birth: King Qiankun Capital, Marital Status: Married, Position: President of Sunshine Chamber of Commerce, Family Members: Husband Hei Muguang
, the eldest son Heiyang, permanent residence:...]
[Name: Hei Yang, gender: male,..., marital status: unmarried, position: homeless, family members:...,...]
[Name: Lan Yuying,…………]
[Name: Hong Xiaochen,…………]
[Name: Hongli, gender: female,..., marital status: unmarried, position: head of the Five Elements Sect, family members:...,...]
[Name: Hei Xiaohuo,...]
"Ah this..."
The corner of Hei Yang's mouth twitched and he couldn't help but complain.
"No, what are these?"
"Isn't it obvious?"
Hei Muguang rubbed his eyebrows and said slowly: "I took the original copy of our family's household registration directly from the city lord's mansion, which saves me an extra trip.
Before the wedding, you might as well get your marriage certificate.
Move the household registration information out of my parents' house and put it together for you two. Change unmarried to married, and fill in the relationship as husband and wife.
You two sign it in person, and I'll pass over the city lord's seal. Ahem, I mean I borrowed it.
Directly here, you sign your name, I stamp it, and you two add Xiao Huo, we are one family and have officially become relatives."
"Hiss——"
Hong Li opened her eyes, stretched her hands above her head, breathed a long sigh of relief, reached out to pick up the pen from the table, carefully picked up the page and turned it over, her heart was beating loudly, and she was muttering in her mouth.
"We have reached this point, my heart is excited, my hands are shaking, hehehe...
Well, parents, please point me to where this should be signed?"
"Here, this page."
Lan Yuying, who had experienced this before, stretched out her hand to point out the location to her daughter, smiled and joked: "Xiaoli looks very happy, are you so eager to be with Xiaoyang?"
"Hey, of course!"
Hongli smiled and admitted openly: "That's Black Yang! How many Hongli can refuse!
In this case, no matter how I play with Ke Ke or treat Hei Yang in the future, it will be legal! Hahaha!"
"Is there a possibility..."
Hei Yang said weakly: "It is still a crime to murder your husband."
Hongli: "Impossible! Absolutely impossible!"
Hei Yang: "???"
Hongli: "Oh, what are you thinking about? What I said is that there is absolutely no possibility of me murdering you!"
Hei Yang: "..."
Why, I always feel less convincing...
"Well, yes, yes, I suddenly thought of something..."
After a pause, Hongli couldn't help but laugh.
"Speaking of which, my aunt pretended to be a master of love and told me: Oh, the wedding, the marriage certificate, etc. are not too important to you and Xiaoyang, there is no need to be so...
Take all the trouble to care!
Xiaoli, instead of focusing on these forms, you should pay more attention to the great people who are really around you!
Auntie, she said, those formal proofs and so on are just policies and systems planned and promulgated by a mortal country. As leaders in the spiritual practice world, Hei Yang and I do not need the other party to recognize anything, and what qualifications does the other party have to recognize us? p>
She also said to me, but she didn’t think about it for a while, saying that if we meet the emperor of Qiankun Kingdom, he should be respectful...
Oops, anyway, Balabala said a lot, the old man is on top, ahem, just kidding, auntie is still very approachable.
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But that’s probably what it means, that I can relax a little and don’t have to worry about so many red tapes..."
"But..."
Hongli suddenly showed a funny expression.
"How could she, a single person, understand that what I care about is the red tape? What I care about is who is preparing those things with me!"
When putting food on the table, can you eat your own food quickly?
Is going out on a date with Hei Yang more comfortable than just lying at home with the two of them?
Or is it that without this wedding, they can no longer be husband and wife?
None! This is just romanticism forcibly created by merchants in order to sell goods!
Single people think it's silly to spend money that is wasted, but couples don't necessarily spend money just for each other to see!
Chat casually, post on Moments, oh, so and so in my family are having so much fun with me, let others see it, let others see it!
That's right, this is the legendary abominable show of affection. Happiness comes from contrast, and letting single friends see it is also part of the plan!
So, in the final analysis, when couples give each other gifts, they are actually spending money to show their friends!
I’m afraid that my friends won’t have money to buy lemons, and they will still have to pay for it even if they sell iron!
They are so gentle, I cried to death...
(Cross out the above seven paragraphs)
In the final analysis, these are all for the satisfaction and enjoyment in the heart. We care about the results, but also the process!
Vivid emotional outbursts certainly contain elements of true feelings, but most of the time, love is hidden in these tedious things.
Most of the romances in grand epics are other people's stories with a bit of artistic processing. These trivial things are the true love that belongs to them!
"Tsk, tsk, next time I see your aunt, I will definitely thank her."
Hei Yang glanced at Hong Li and said speechlessly: "Thank you for enduring for so long without buying a murder for you, for letting you survive with great mercy."
"Hey."
Hong Li chuckled and did not refute. She handed the pen to Hei Yang, pointed to him, and motioned for the other party to sign as well.
"The signature looks nicer, but it needs to be kept. Pay attention to the image!"
"Come on, I'm afraid that if I try too hard, my handwriting will be too beautiful, and your handwriting will be useless compared to it."
Hei Yang retorted casually, then sighed and couldn't help complaining: "Actually, what I wanted to say at the beginning was this position column!"
A row of black lines appeared on Heiyang's head, and he couldn't help but said angrily: "Why is Hongli the leader of the Five Elements Sect, while I am a homeless person here? God is such a homeless person!"
"Aha? What's the problem?"
Hong Li brought a pot of peanuts from nowhere, threw it into her mouth, looked at Hei Yang, and chuckled.
"You're right, aren't you just a vagrant now? What kind of job do you have?"
"Well..."
Black Sun is meditating.
"Sleep Master?"
"What the hell kind of job, did you create it yourself?"
"Gourmet!"
"I can pull you down!"
"Alchemy master, his record can be checked!"
"Climb, climb, climb! Go aside!"
"Hongli nanny! The sect master's virtuous wife!"
"Hoo? That's interesting."
Hong Li's eyes lit up, she stretched out a finger, nodded and said: "It's decided, you will be the wife of the sect master!"
"It's my husband..."
Hei Yang showed his dead eyes: "The husband of the sect leader is the right one."
"Oh, oh, oh, whatever."
Hongli turned to look at her parents and asked, "How is it? Can you change it?"
"This is not as simple as saying it."
Lan Yuying reminded: "It seems that you also need a position certification document, but you can't fill it in blindly, it needs an official seal..."
"That's it..."
Hong Li nodded suddenly, reached out and tore off a page from her notebook, pressed it on the table and started working on it.
"Isn't it just a certification document with an official stamp?"
[Mr. Hei Yang, I am now informing you that you have been selected to become the husband of the Five Elements Sect. Your job is to please the sect leader until you retire with the sect leader Hongli!]
"Pa!"
Hong Li took out the token and buckled it on it, poured her spiritual power into it, and stamped it to complete.
"Okay! That's it. Congratulations to Hei Yang, you have become a qualified husband of the clan leader, so you are no longer a vagrant!"
"You are so gentle, I cry to death..."
"It should, it should."
Heiyang Hongli kept chattering, but she still conscientiously revised and confirmed the information according to her parents' instructions, which meant that Heiyang Hongli and Xiaohuo had officially registered as a family.
"Well, is it okay?"
Hei Muguang put the documents away again, nodded and said: "I will go to the city lord's palace later, put the originals there, and then give the copied copies to you two for safekeeping."
"Hmm!"*2
Hei Yang Hongli nodded quickly. Of course, the two of them did not forget about laziness.
They gestured and explained to their parents, asking their father to register Lazy when he went there later.
It's just that laziness will not enter Heiyang Hongli's family's household registration. She is a friend.
Besides, how could a six-hundred-year-old lazy man get into the household registration of Heiyang Hongli, Xiaohuo and the others? Their parents and daughters combined are not yet forty years old!
……
"Look, these are some things that Yu Ying and I have listed that need to be prepared."
Qing Yiyi said earnestly: "Plan and prepare everything in advance, so that you won't panic and muddle through.
You see, if we sort out a framework like this, we don’t need to use our brains to do anything else after that. We just need to fill the framework with actions."
First, the wedding date: to be determined
Second, the wedding format: five-color traditional wedding.
Third, wedding cost: to be determined
Fourth, marriage certificate: completed
Fifth, wedding room decoration: to be discussed.
Sixth, wedding attire: prepared/can be discussed again
Seventh, wedding banquet: to be determined
Eighth, wedding planning: Qing Yiyi, Lan Yuying.
Ninth, wedding supplies: waiting to be purchased
Tenth, wedding scene: to be designed
Eleventh, guest list: to be determined
Twelfth, wedding process: see "Five Color Family Wedding Banquet Instruction Manual"
Thirteenth, determine the number of people and arrange seats.
Fourteenth, invitations are distributed: the date needs to be determined.
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Fifteenth,...
Sixteenth,...
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"This, so much!"
When Hei Yang Hongli saw this long list, her heart pounded.
You know, this is just a directory!
"Well, although we want to have a more ceremonial feel, it's just..."
Hongli couldn't help but said: "But this requires too much preparation!"
"Xiao Li is right!"
Hei Yang said weakly: "No, there is no need to be so detailed. In fact, just go through the process, right?"
"Hey, hey, what are you two talking about?"
Qing Yiyi hummed softly and tapped the table with her fingers.
"What's wrong with this! This is still preliminary, and there are still many details that have not been added!
Decoration everywhere, specific layout, various purchases, staff arrangements, time flow planning, relatives, friends, parents' positions and clothing planning, statistics of guests' taboos and allergic foods...
These, these all need to be counted!"
Heiyang, Hongli: "Ah this..."
"That's right, we will try our best to help you, but you should also be more considerate!"
Lan Yuying also knocked on the table and babbled: "You have to make it clear that it is you who are getting married, not us. If we are lazy, make mistakes, or make people laugh, who will be the most embarrassed in the end?" Heiyang, Hongli: "Ah this..."
"All relatives and friends will come by then, everyone who can be there, everyone!"
Qing Yiyi pointed to the door and gestured: "Didn't we just get married to two couples some time ago? At that time, there was still no news in the capital, so there weren't many relatives coming, which would make those families very tired! You two think about it, we are here, plus Wangdu’s relatives, Yuying’s relatives, your friends in the Five Elements Sect, your parents’ friends, and the neighbors and aunties in Wuse City!<
/p>
Think about it, how many pairs of eyes will be staring at you then!"
Heiyang, Hongli: "Ah this..."
"That's right, that's right!"
Lan Yuying stretched out her finger: "Let me tell you a negative example. The gloomy old couple at the west end of the city didn't get their wedding planned well. They felt they had lost face, so..."
"Stop, stop, stop! Mom, spare your life!"
"Don't say it! Don't say it!"
Heiyang Hongli closed her eyes tightly and clasped her hands together in prayer.
"Xiaoli, I wasn't nervous at all before, but now I'm panicking to death."
"Hei Yang, weddings are so troublesome, why don't we stop preparing for the wedding?"
"Okay, okay!"
"Black Sun is so good!"
"You guys are so big, don't run away from the battlefield!"*2
