How can one become an immortal if he is so lazy? Chapter 294: Even in the new year, there is no youth, and I was surprised to see grass buds in early February
Chapter 294: Even in the new year, there is no youth, and I was surprised to see grass buds in early February
"The clothes Xiaoyang will wear then..."
"Don't worry, his mother has already prepared some for him! I've been doing this for a long time!"
"That's good, but Yiyi, did you do it yourself? I remember you didn't know how to do this before..."
"Just learn and you will get good at it. As a mother, you have to be a bit omnipotent. After all, your children have grown up thinking that you can do anything in heaven or on earth..."
"That's true. Hey, let's meet up later. I'll take a look at Xiaoyang's clothes, and you take a look at what I prepared for Xiaoli.
See if the two pieces of clothing look too inconsistent when put together, and if so, you can take the opportunity to fine-tune it."
"Yu Ying, you are very considerate...but they are all made according to the traditional style of the Wuse family, so they should not match."
"Striving for excellence!"
"As expected of you!"
In the living room, on the bench, two mothers were laughing and discussing, while the two fathers and Xiao Huo were so lazy that they didn't know where to go.
Only Hei Yang Hongli was left, sitting upright, with her hands on her legs, sitting next to her obediently, listening to the mothers discussing their major life events.
The two of them looked serious and serious, looking like they were concentrating, but in fact they were already wandering away, chattering in the mail of their teammates.
[Hongli: Moms are so motivated. It feels like we are just superfluous decorations and pure background boards on the court.]
[Hei Yang: Be more confident, remove the feeling, it’s just the background board!]
[Heiyang: But even if I serve as a backdrop, I can’t just slip away like my dad and the others.
After all, when others are racking their brains and trying to help, it would be very annoying if the person concerned acts like nothing is wrong!]
[Hongli: Indeed!]
Hong Li nodded secretly in her heart, her eyes wandering everywhere, and unknowingly her eyes flew to her mother Lan Yuying.
Seeing her holding a pen in her hand, her head tilted slightly, she was discussing something with her mother-in-law Qing Yiyi with a smile, her clear eyes were like a pool of clear water, staring at the page attentively, her words and deeds were dignified and elegant, and her beautiful face was full of seriousness. p>
Sitting next to her restless mother-in-law, she looked even more elegant, gentle and quiet.
Hong Li's eyes sparkled with little stars, and she tugged at the corner of her boyfriend's clothes with her left hand. The latter turned his head in confusion, watching Hong Li wink at him.
[Hongli: Look at my mother, look at me!]
[Heiyang: Huh? What’s wrong with mom?]
[Hongli: Temperament! My mother’s temperament! Didn’t you see it? Wow!
This is what I have been telling you, you want to have the bookish atmosphere like your mother, your temperament is as beautiful as an orchid, and you are as talented as an immortal!
When you first see it, you will think, oh, who is this dignified and elegant daughter?】
[Hongli: That’s weird. I’m obviously my mother’s biological daughter, and I look quite similar to her. Why can’t I imitate that look?]
[Heiyang: Oh, you said this.]
[Hei Yang: What’s so confusing about this? You also said that there is a difference between temperament and appearance. Temperament cannot be imitated, it must be accumulated over time and experience!]
[Hongli: In other words, when I am in my thirties, will I be able to be like my mother?!]
[Hei Yang: Are you hanging up here to upgrade?]
[Hei Yang: The breath of books, the breath of books, you can tell just by listening to the name. You must read more, accumulate more, study the principles in the book quietly, and continue to gain something. This is considered precipitation, right?]
[Hei Yang: How stupid are you to eat and sleep all day long, thinking that you will automatically get a temperament bonus when you reach age?
You don’t call this accumulation of literacy, sister! You call this garbage degradation!]
[Hongli: Wow, Heiyang, why are you so aggressive when you speak! Can't you talk to me in a gentle voice?]
[Hei Yang: So this is the first day you met me?]
[Hongli: Hey, that sounds like I’m terrible.]
[Hongli: Because of my mother’s influence, I, Hongli, have been reading since I could read. I have read not just tens of thousands of books, but several thousand. What does it mean to be from a scholarly family!]
Hong Li raised her chin, leaned back slightly, and looked at Hei Yang with a proud look on her face, her eyes filled with the light of wisdom!
A row of black lines crossed Hei Yang's head, and he laughed helplessly.
[Hei Yang: But having said that, how many books are there in your study?]
[Hongli: Including the few books lent to my aunt, not counting comics and diaries, there are a total of four thousand and twenty-six books!]
[Hongli: But in addition to some classics and novels, there are also some reference books.
For example, "Five Color Dictionary", "Five Color Dictionary", "Five Color Idiom Dictionary"...
Another example is "A Quick Guide for Chess Masters", "My Opinion on Inferences about Resurrection after Death", "A Complete Collection of High Score Essays"...
There are also some books that seem to be chronicles, but can also be read as novels.
For example, "Secrets of the Qiankun Kingdom", "A Collection of Secret Cases in the Royal Capital", "Ninety-nine Little Secrets that Ninety-Nine Percent of the Five Color Tribes Don't Know", "Teaching You to Control the Ten Special Psychology of Adolescent Boys"
", "Three Steps to Handle Little Boys Easily" and the like...]
[Heiyang:...]
[Heiyang: There are so many flaws that I don’t know where to start.]
[Hongli: Then don’t say it!]
[Hongli: Don’t worry! Sooner or later I will feed you all the books in the study!
Hehe, I’ll watch it again with you, it’s very interesting just thinking about it!
Then both of us will have a scholarly atmosphere, and our family can also be called a scholarly family!】
[Hei Yang: Tsk, my mother is different from my mother-in-law in this regard.
She fell asleep within ten minutes of reading. Her grandfather said that she was naughty when she was a child, with chickens, ducks and geese running in front of her, and her mother, who was seven or eight years old, chased her behind with a kitchen knife.
At the end were the uncles who were sweating profusely. Their eyes did not dare to leave my mother for a moment, for fear of any accident.]
【Hongli:?!!】
[Hongli: The old Qing family, full of boys, finally gave birth to a little princess. The head of the family gave the highest order: pamper me! Pamper me hard!]
[Heiyang: Grass, although it does look a bit similar, the smell you are talking about is too strong!]
[Hei Yang: So, you know why my father is so afraid of my mother’s family...]
[Hongli: Tsk, tsk, talking about your parents behind their backs, little Heiyang, you’re done, I’m going to sue you!]
【Heiyang:???】
[Hei Yang: You don’t have martial ethics, right...]
…………
Looking from the outside, Heiyang Hongli is still sitting quietly and obediently, with no problem at all.
Perhaps only by opening their eyelids can they see a string of curse words and asterisks passing by quickly.
The only sound left in the room was the rustle of the pen tip rubbing against the paper. It seemed extremely quiet. Although Hei Yang Hongli had nothing to do now, he didn't find the time difficult. The two of them could always catch all kinds of inexplicable topics and talk nonsense all day long.
And enjoy it endlessly.
Xiaohuo's chirping sound came from the branches in the yard. Don't ask why there were no other birds chirping. Xiaohuo never thought of driving away those little bird friends, but as soon as she stood on the branch, she scared the birds.
The bird fled with its family, making Xiao Huo unhappy for a long time.
"Obviously Xiaohuo is so cute, but they are avoiding Xiaohuo like a monster!"
Xiao Huo angrily pours out his bitterness to Lazy.
"Is Xiao Huo scary? Everyone says Xiao Huo is very well-behaved!"
"Little Huo doesn't need to argue with them. Those birds have not developed their intelligence and have low IQ. They just rely on instinct to seek advantages and avoid disadvantages."
The sloth was hanging leisurely on the branch, her eyes half-closed as if she was dozing off, and her voice was so soft that sometimes Xiaohuo couldn't tell whether she was talking in her sleep.
"When Little Fire coughs lightly, the flames spit out may burn down their nest..."
"Little Huo wouldn't spit fire like that!"
Xiaohuo retorted dissatisfiedly: "Xiaohuo's power control is great!"
"Well, small fire is great, I know."
Lazy chuckled, his voice still lazy.
"But they don't know! After all, everyone doesn't like to leave their destiny to others. They have the same morals.
Just like me, I obviously have no ill intentions towards this world, but I was expelled and almost lost my life. This is actually the same truth and I can understand it."
"Ah! Lazy sister doesn't have to be afraid anymore!"
Xiaohuo quickly consoled her: "Grandpa has already registered my sister, so you don't have to worry about being kicked away anymore!"
"Lazy sister..."
The sloth subconsciously froze when he heard Xiao Huo's name. It took him a while to realize that he was being called, and he couldn't help laughing.
But when she heard Hei Yang Hongli talk, Xiao Huo was still just a little one under one year old, and hey, she always found it interesting to call her sister.
The wind in the first month was still a bit cool, blowing the feathers like bangs on Xiao Huo's forehead, revealing his shining red eyes.
After nearly two months of rehabilitation training from her grandma and grandma, the highlights in Xiao Huo’s eyes that had been missed by two guys finally returned, and her eyes were as lively and lively as when she was born.
She looked up into the distance and saw new sprouts sprouting from the bare branches, but the mountains in the distance were still dark, but in the lingering clouds, Xiao Huo could feel the vigorous life gestating and working hard.
"Lazy sister, grandma said, spring is coming!"
Xiaohuo's eyes sparkled, and he said cheerfully and curiously: "What is spring like? Does sister know?"
"Yeah..."
The sloth responded half asleep: "Spring, spring is...is..."
"Little Fire hasn't seen spring yet!"
Xiaohuo squinted his eyes and spoke in a light voice.
"Little Fire came to the world in early summer. Since his birth, he has seen hot summers, refreshing autumns, and severe winters.
He has seen heavy rains and strong winds, thunder and lightning, bitter cold winds, and heavy snowfall - it turns out that Xiaohuo has lived for so long and experienced so much!
In this way, there are four seasons throughout the year, and Xiaohuo has only seen spring!
Spring is coming soon, Xiaohuo is so looking forward to it!
Hee hee, has sister seen spring? Can you tell Xiaohuo about it?
Although grandma and grandma have all talked about spring in their eyes, Xiaohuo still wants to hear about spring from everyone else!"
"Spring... seems to have happened before... but I haven't opened my eyes to see it..."
Sloth's voice was a little hesitant. In her six hundred years of life, the picture of Chun was blank and blurry, and she couldn't describe it for a while. This made her feel very embarrassed in front of her little sister.
Well, no, I have to think about how to say it. Think about it carefully. Although I haven’t looked at it carefully, I should have some impression, right? The sloth thought in his mind.
"Well... spring..."
The sloth paused and said cautiously: "A dead tree sprouts?"
"What else?"
"Uh... full of energy!"
"Any more?"
"Hmm... um... the wind and sunshine are beautiful!"
"What else?"
"Well...and...oh, right!"
The sloth remembered how he felt.
"Spring is perfect for sleeping in!
Warm and gentle!"
"Really?!"
Xiaohuo looked expectant.
"That's great!"
"Well... it's really good to sleep..."
The sloth breathed a sigh of relief, only to feel that his whole body was as soft as noodles and he couldn't produce any strength.
"Huh?"
Xiaohuo suddenly felt something in his heart. He turned his head and looked into the distance. He was stunned for a moment and then returned to his happy look.
"It's so lively today, it really makes Xiao Huo happy!"
"..."
The breeze caressed the sloth's fluffy fur, swinging lazily.
……………
"Xiaoyang Xiaoli, don't just sit there stupidly all the time!"
Lan Yuying couldn't help complaining: "Silly and motionless, just like a statue, so scary!"
"That's it."
Qing Yiyi snorted softly: "How old are you? You have to be discerning. Don't you know what to do if your mother doesn't tell you?"
"Ah this!"*2
Hei Yang Hongli looked at each other with a look of surprise.
"Oh oh oh, it means we are too annoying here, right?"
Hei Yang Hongli stood up, turned around and left.
"Then we won't disturb you, mom, hahaha..."
"Stop!"*2
"Oh..."*2
………
Qing Yiyi and Lan Yuying looked at the two people sitting back with a funny face, and couldn't help but said: "You guys, we are discussing your wedding ceremony. Don't you care about it?"
"Um...ceremony?"
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Hei Yang Hongli frowned, thought carefully for a few breaths, and then suddenly realized.
"Got it!"
Hei Yang turned to look at Hong Li. The two looked at each other and nodded in unison: "Yes!"
"The sky is above and the loess is below, together we are witnesses!"
Hei Yang raised his hand with a serious look on his face.
"Today, I am Heiyang!"
Hongli also raised her hands, her face serious.
"I am Hongli!"
"The two of us have become opposite-sex brothers here. From now on, we will share blessings and share hardships. We will treat each other with sincerity and never give up!
I don’t want to be born in the same year, same month, and same day, but I want to be happy forever and not die!”
"Brother Yang!"
"Li Mei!"
"Ah!"*2
"You two, be normal!"*2
Looking at Hei Yang Hongli, who was covering her head with a wronged expression, the corners of Qing Yiyi and Lan Yuying's mouths were twitching, were these two things really born of them?
"Forget it, if you two have any other ideas, let's talk about it together."
Qing Yiyi waved her hand and said quietly: "It's more serious."
"Well, for example, the food supply and banquet contracting at that time..."
Lan Yuying clapped her fingers and said: "We have a few ideas, and I think the more reliable one is to entrust the restaurant you often go to as the contractor. After all, it is also a time-honored restaurant...
Well, if it really doesn't work, you can go to someone nearby to ask around, but it's just more troublesome."
"Oh, oh, how about this..."
Qing Yiyi's eyes lit up, she stretched out her finger and said, "We might as well build a big restaurant ourselves to prepare the ingredients!"
"Huh?"*3
"No, what are your expressions like..."
Qing Yiyi was stunned, looking at the three confused faces, and couldn't help but said angrily: "Is there something wrong with what I said?"
"Ah this..."
Hei Yang scratched his head and subconsciously looked at Hong Li, only to find that his girlfriend also had question marks in her eyes.
"Can you elaborate?"
Hong Li said cautiously.
"That is to say, since it is inconvenient and worrying to entrust others to us, we will hire the chef ourselves, prepare the ingredients ourselves, and then cook it ourselves."
Qing Yiyi put her hands on her hips and said confidently: "Well, let's call it Xiaoyang Xiaoli Restaurant to prepare for your wedding banquet. After the wedding, I will transfer it to your name.
It doesn’t matter whether you lose money or make money. The main reason is that you don’t eat well, so I ask them to deliver food to your door. Eat healthily and treat it as a gift from your mother!”
Hei Yang: "Ah this..."
Hong Li: "That's not true..."
Hei Yang: "Actually, we can make a living well. You see, we were living well at the foot of the cliff without rice, oil, salt and vinegar!"
Hongli: "Indeed, I think steamed buns mixed with pickles are good!"
"Yiyi, this is too..."
Lan Yuying said with a smile: "Extravagant and wasteful?"
"Then I've said what I think anyway. If you don't agree, just tell me what you think."
Qing Yiyi crossed her arms and said: "Don't tell me that you have no ideas and you don't agree with my ideas. It's not possible to delay it like this. There are still many projects!"
"Ah, this is an idea. Of course I have an idea."
Hei Yang smiled, pointed at himself and Hong Li, and explained: "Actually, the two of us plan to provide some ingredients..."
"Indeed, a little bit!"
Hongli gestured to the universe with her fingertips and looked at the mothers seriously: "What do you think of preparing hundreds of meters of dragon meat, hundreds of meters of sharks, flying tigers and rocs as ingredients?
