This is incredible, but there is an answer that everyone has to believe is presented in front of everyone!
People tell you they can fly, but you don’t believe it!
People tell you that they know martial arts, but you don’t believe it!
Now that someone has proven that he knows martial arts, it is still the kind of martial arts that comes and goes without a trace. Can you still not believe it?
By the same token, people in China can fly!
"Impossible! You are absolutely talking nonsense!" Henry still roared.
Smith was also ranting: "This is unscientific!"
The two people who were beaten didn't believe it at all.
Lu Xiaobu raised the corner of his mouth slightly, came to a blooming flower next to the sofa, and gently plucked out all the petals: "The flowers are ready to be broken, but don't wait until there are no flowers to break the branches!"
All the Americans present were stunned.
Because they actually heard the meaning of what Lu Xiaobu said!
What the hell!?
They actually heard the ancient poems of the Celestial Dynasty?
What the hell is going on?
Aren’t the ancient poems of the Chinese Dynasty always one of the most difficult arts to understand in the world!?
Why does Mao suddenly understand now?
However, this is never the end, just the beginning!
"Bring it to autumn on September 8th, I will kill hundreds of flowers after they bloom!"
Lu Xiaobu recited the poem softly again, and at the same time, the weak zhenqi poured into the bare branches.
In an instant, with the support of the powerful vitality, the branches of the flowers that Lu Xiaobu had just pulled out began to sprout and bloom again!
Well, this one is fake and comfortable!
This is why Lu Xiaobu wants the system to give him tools that can completely make Americans understand his words!
Otherwise, who can tell me how to express the charm of this ancient poem in English!
Shocked, horrified, panicked, crazy!
These words are not enough to describe the emotions of Americans seeing this scene.
Perhaps there is a word that can describe it - ferocious!
This is an emotion in which interest has collapsed to the extreme and cannot be sublimated again!
What did they see?
The withered figures, whose flowers had been pulled out just a second ago, actually bloomed again!
This is truly a miracle!
miracle!
Can all this be explained scientifically?
If you can, please give me an explanation from all the scientists in the United States!
If not!
Then, I can only believe that the Chinese people know Kung Fu!
People in heaven can fly!
Lu Xiaobu looked at the dumbfounded Henry and said calmly: "Want to learn? I'll teach you!"
To be honest, Lu Xiaobu’s words were just pretentious!
However!
"Praise!"
There was a loud noise at the scene.
Everyone looked back.
Shockingly, I discovered that the host Henry actually knelt down!
What's going on?
Henry is now mocking the Chinese people on behalf of the Americans!
What does it mean to kneel now?
Kneel down before the Celestial Empire on behalf of the United States?!
But this is not the end!
"Master! Master! I beg you to teach me kung fu!"
A string of authentic Chinese words suddenly appeared in Henry's mouth!
"Fuck!"
Everyone collapsed!
What the hell?
Henry, who hated the Chinese the most, not only knelt down, but could actually speak fluent Chinese!?
What the hell happened today?!
Are we crazy, or is the world crazy?
Not only did the Chinese know kung fu and fly, but Henry, who regarded the Chinese as his mortal enemy, could actually speak Chinese!
Okay, okay, you guys are awesome, you Chinese people can fly!
We believe it’s not enough!
What Newton, what Ampere, go ahead!
Cover your own coffin!
"What the hell?"
Not only the Americans were shocked, but even Lu Xiaobu was confused!
Master? Kung Fu? Kneel down?!
Why does it look so familiar? Isn’t this something we often see in movies?
How is this guy so skilled?
"Master, my fate is actually very tragic. I am a premature baby!"
Henry came as soon as he opened his mouth, and tears came as soon as he asked!
There is actually a reason why he hates China so much!
When he was a boy, he was crazy about Chinese Kung Fu!
He even gave up everything to learn Chinese Kung Fu!
result!
There is no doubt that he met a liar!
If it was a liar, he would admit it!
However, he met six liars in seven days!
Therefore, he was desperate!
He gave up learning Kung Fu and regarded Black Heaven as his lifelong career!
Until now!
And just now, his kung fu soul awakened again, and he felt that he had met a real master!
He wants to learn, learn at all costs!
"roll!"
Lu Xiaobu directly kicked Henry over!
Still a premature baby?!
You must have seen too many sketches!
"No, no, master, please teach me!"
Henry couldn't even kick him away, just like those rich men at the Shimen auction before!
Human beings are said to be more complicated than any other creature, but said to be simple, they are simpler than any other creature!
They can work hard for a goal and risk everything, but they can also give up everything for the goal!
Not only him, but all the audience present looked at Lu Xiaobu longingly!
"It's okay not to fly, but it's okay to teach us the Celestial Kung Fu!"
"..."
"Ahem!" Lu Xiaobu coughed twice: "Do you really want to learn?"
Everyone nodded wildly.
"Okay then, Little Whip Mom's Class... Bah, the Immortal Cultivation Class has started."
Lu Xiaobu started a serious nonsense mode!
People in the United States immediately sat in rows, waiting for Lu Xiaobu to give a lecture.
"First, if you want to cultivate immortality, you must first know what spiritual energy is." Lu Xiaobu looked at everyone: "Do you know what spiritual energy is?"
Some shook their heads, some nodded!
"have no idea!"
"I know, it seems to be a mysterious energy!"
"Yes, I heard that people in China have this kind of energy, so they are very smart!"
"..."
"That's right. We Chinese people all have an energy called Qi, and this energy is very powerful." Lu Xiaobu looked serious: "Have you seen the anti-Japanese drama?"
Henry was stunned: "Anti-Japanese drama?!"
He quickly said to the director: "Quick, master wants it, hurry up and bring it out!"
The director quickly tried his best to start censoring the anti-Japanese drama!
The anti-Japanese drama has started to play!
First paragraph!
"ha!"
The classic plot of tearing apart the Japanese!
The pig's trotters are first eaten out by a black tiger, and then the hands are used hard!
Stab!
The devil split into two!
"hiss!"
All Americans took a breath when they saw this scene!
"Oh my god, it's so scary! It turns out that the people in China are so scary!"
"Yes! Tear a living person apart with your hands! It opened with a click!"
"I thought it was because of the atomic bomb in the United States that scared today. It seems not! It was simply because we were scared by the Chinese people!"
"It's too scary!"
"..."
"You see! This is the use of qi! What's the point of tearing apart a Japanese soldier with your own hands? I'll tear it apart for you even if it's a tank!" Lu Xiaobu tried his best to keep his face normal.
Now he is suppressing his laughter so much that he almost forgets it!
Damn it! I just want to ask if you have ever seen someone using an anti-Japanese drama to teach immortality classes!
Then the second screen appeared!
Bun thunder!
The Americans looked at the half-eaten bun with pig's feet and threw it out!
Then!
Exploded!
All Americans are crazy!
"Holy shit! What kind of weapon is this?"
"It can be eaten and used?!"
"Won't you put the bomb in your mouth?!"
"This is unscientific..." an American shouted instinctively, then he looked at Lu Xiaobu, then at the flowers that had just bloomed, and then stood up: "This must be the power of Qi! That's right,
