So, human beings are creatures with dissatisfied desires. Once upon a time, I was extremely eager to get rid of the way other people looked at me like I was a psycho. But later, I succeeded, and the look in my eyes turned into looking like a pervert.
The same look...
But at this time, I began to miss the past again...
"I am a psychopath! I have a split personality, and I often yell at the air! So, I am actually a psychopath, not a pervert! There must be some misunderstanding in this!" I said in a row
I shouted out this string of words clearly and quickly while tumbling around, with clear enunciation and no typos. I even admired myself.
Rin pouted in dissatisfaction: "Brother, you are so outrageous. You actually said that Rin is air or something."
"Don't get emotional at times like this! If I survive, I will buy you ice cream and apologize!"
Hearing this, Lin's thin eyebrows that were slightly wrinkled because of anger relaxed, and drool began to flow from her mouth involuntarily. She stared at the horizon, her thoughts flying...
Compared to Rin who can do it with ice cream, Sister Nan here doesn’t have to worry too much!
But although there may be something wrong with her brain, she does have some skills. It can be seen that what I said to Rin was not a deliberate show to prove that I was crazy...
That is to say...
The man in front of me who was called a pervert by my lovely sister...maybe he is actually a psycho!
I really don’t know whether I should feel honored or sad about the other party’s comments...
But anyway, after coming to this conclusion, Sister Nan's offensive has become much slower due to hesitation, and I have some breathing space... Crazy, it's really great!
I feel much better after suffering from mental illness!
"Yes, that's it. In fact, there is just some misunderstanding between us. As long as this misunderstanding is resolved, we can still sit down, drink tea and chat together!"
The offensive turned from slow to completely stopped. I also took this opportunity to get up and said the above words to her.
She shook her head in pain: "I won't listen, I won't listen, I won't listen...!"
Hey! What's going on!?
"No, it's not like that..." She held her head in her hands, with a painful look on her face, and threw the knife on the ground. Suddenly, she opened her eyes and looked directly at me, saying categorically: "You are a psycho!"
I nodded quickly: "Yeah!" It's great that you chose to believe me!
"But also a pervert!"
Hey——! It can’t be worse than this! How did you come to this conclusion?
"'You first kill the pervert behind you before you come to see me.' My sister's words are absolute. I have to kill the pervert behind you before I can see her! Moreover, if you are not a pervert, wouldn't you call me cute?
My sister wronged a good person? So, you must be a pervert!"
I was so shocked on the spot that when she took my hand and stretched out to her vagina and said, "Please ravage my ○○ while laughing lustfully!", I did not act appropriately.
Instead of reacting, she stared blankly at the sky behind her... the blue sky.
Ah...it turns out that the imperial capital also has such a beautiful sky...
What a beautiful sky.
Only then did I realize that I was wrong, and very wrong. I was wrong from the beginning and wrong halfway. First of all, I am not crazy or abnormal. This is a fact that I have always emphasized. It is just life that forces me to
I became a psychopath and a pervert...
but!
What’s wrong with neurosis?!
What’s wrong with being a pervert?!
Whether they are "psychopaths" or "perverts", there is nothing wrong with them! They are no different from scientists, students, office workers, or anything else. They are just hobbies and pursuits.
It’s just different!
What's the difference between me, who dislikes abnormality and pursues psychopathy, and those parents who teach their children to look down on others by saying "if you don't study hard, you'll just sweep the streets"?
What's wrong with sanitation workers? Maybe the salary of sanitation workers is not as good as other professions, but their money is swept away with their own brooms. The city's environment relies on them to maintain, and they can enjoy the respect of others without any guilt.
!
So...pervert, so what?
It’s just different ideas and hobbies, nothing wrong with that!!
…
Just before my hands were about to climb the peak that countless people dream of, I woke up and tried my best to break away from Sister Nan's pull.
"Don't bother me. I'm just crazy and perverted. If you want to kill me, just do it! But..."
I took a step back slightly, lowered my center of gravity, and assumed a boxing stance.
"But... even if I am an out-and-out pervert, I will try my best to protect my life!"
After speaking, fists move!
Sister Nan has been shocked into a sluggish state by my powerful faith, and is indifferent to the punch coming straight at her face.
"don't want!"
A beautiful figure ran out of the grass in the distance and swooped over. It ran straight in front of Sister Nan and hugged her, using her back to face my fist. In other words, my punch was not right at all.
I had to wait for my sister to hit her, otherwise I would have beaten her to death a dozen times if Nan Xiaocai came over.
This punch carrying the power of the God of Thunder hit the air beside them, making a muffled sound of "Bang!"
I retracted my fist and looked solemn: "Remember, even a little strong has the right to survive. On this planet, under this sky, we are all one family!"
"Caring for perverts starts with you and me."
"Who cares about perverts!" Nan Xiaocai let go of her sister and mercilessly hit me with her knee on my lower abdomen.
"puff--!"
"You also know that you are on the same level as Xiaoqiang!"
"puff--!"
"Who is your family?"
"puff--!"
"No matter what, I just want to kick him again!"
"Pfft - wait! Isn't this a bit too much?"
After giving me a set of four consecutive knee strikes to the lower abdomen, Nan Xiaocai turned back to her sister and asked with concern: "Sister, this pervert didn't hurt you, did he?"
"Is Caicai caring about me? Caicai called me sister?" My sister stared at Nan Xiaocai, her body trembling slightly, her tone full of disbelief, then she walked in front of me, pulled away my hand and
The hand on my stomach gave me a knee bump, and I asked expectantly: "Does it hurt?"
"……pain!"
"Great! I'm not dreaming, ah... Caicai cared about me and called me sister. What a lovely sister. I'm so happy. Even if I die now, I have no regrets in my life..."
This is what is called hearing the Tao in the morning and dying at night, right?
"Nan Xingli! Then you must die for me immediately!"