There was such a big accident today. Although no casualties were caused, the social impact was extremely bad. Someone will eventually take the blame for this incident, so who will take the blame? We can't let Brother Zhang. More
It can't be Nian Nian. The current Secret Service is not capable of dealing with the Nian Beast, and even if it can handle it, would it dare to deal with it? If they really deal with the Nian Beast, there will be a riot in the demon world without even mentioning Brother Zhang.
But it is a diplomatic issue.
Therefore, the person who takes the blame can only be this little Taoist priest who is both good and fun-loving. She is also unlucky. She doesn't show up early, but she doesn't show up until later. She just appears at this place at this time, and she still wants to try to catch monsters.
"Taizhen Dafuhan Sect New Dao Kun Daohui's surname is Jin Mingming. ID number..." The little Taoist priest dug in his clothes for a long time, and then his face changed: "Oh no! My bag is lost."
The person responsible for entering information for her waved his hand impatiently: "Forget it. What is the purpose of coming here?"
"Yunyou, because my master ran away due to loan sharks, and the temple in the mountain was mortgaged, I had no choice but to go down the mountain and wander around." The little Taoist said with a serious face: "Catch monsters. Yes, there is also catching monsters to do justice for heaven.
Well."
"Be serious!" The person recording the confession slammed the table hard: "Don't you know you are not allowed to catch monsters privately?"
"Ah? I don't know. Our sect has been catching monsters for hundreds of years, why don't we let them be caught? Why?"
"Okay, you will know when the time comes. Do you know what the monster that appeared today is? Just go up to it? Are you not afraid of death?"
"What is it?" The little Taoist priest's big eyes flickered, and he started gesticulating with his hands: "Then boss, he is also colorful and pretty, but he is very fierce. Also, I saw a Taoist friend who is so handsome.
Overturned, he overturned such a big monster with one hand, and then a eldest sister took action and became the Five Thunder Binding Immortal. It was so powerful! It turns out there are really so many masters out there."
In fact, although he said he wanted her to take the blame, he didn't mean to embarrass her too much. And judging from the way she spoke, the farthest place she might have been was the town around her Taoist temple. There was a look in her eyes.
A clear sense of stupidity.
For such an ignorant little fool, the organization will actually provide certain protection, but it will also impose certain restrictions. After all, the world is here. If she continues to use the current model to make a living in the world, she will either be deceived or deceived.
Kill, the monster doesn't care whether she is an innocent child or not. When she stabs someone with a copper coin sword, her death will come.
"How many days have you been here? Where is your current address?"
"I just arrived yesterday. I will live in a bridge cave for the time being. I will make some money in a few days and then find a place to live." The little Taoist said with a serious face: "Although it is uncomfortable, it can be considered a shelter from the wind and rain.
It’s a place.”
"Bridge hole?"
"Well, the bridge hole."
His interrogator took out a form from the document bag: "Take it and fill it out, and then someone will take you to the bachelor's apartment, but you are not allowed to leave the city, and you have to report here every three days."
After getting the form, the little Taoist looked at the various information on it. She was silent for a while and then started to fill it out. Anyway, she filled in whatever was on it. Overall, she was very honest and unsuspecting.
After she finished filling out the form, the staff member said: "Let me give you a piece of advice. If you do it by yourself next time, you will be locked up. Do you understand? Wait a minute, why didn't you write down the source of income?"
"I have no income." The little Taoist priest blinked: "If I had income, I wouldn't live in a bridge cave."
"hiss……"
What the Secret Service is most afraid of is not encountering any monsters, but these three-no cultivators. They are the biggest factor of instability, so the order from above is to treat such idle personnel with all possible help to prevent them from flowing into society.
Cause social instability.
"Please fill out this form again." The staff took out another form: "Fill in your faction, and then your abilities and spell types."
"okay."
The little Taoist priest finished writing it honestly, but only after she handed the watch to the staff did she remember: "What is this watch for?"
"Don't worry about it. Go to the office tomorrow to apply for a new ID card. Come back with the ID number. We will apply for a bank card for you, and a sum of money will be transferred into it every month. At least it will be enough for food."
"Wow... it's a great big city. It provides accommodation and food for everyone as soon as you arrive." The little Taoist priest's eyes were bright: "Brother, can you tell me how much money you have?"
"About five thousand, what's wrong?"
"So much!" The little Taoist priest shouted in surprise: "This is too generous! My monthly pocket money used to be only 100! It's so much."
Seeing the little Taoist priest suddenly cheering for joy, the staff member was also extremely helpless, but he couldn't laugh at him in front of others, so he had to quickly hand over the situation and ask other colleagues to invite this rustic guy out.
This is actually part of the defense network. Why is it said that its annual investment is almost the military expenditure of an upper-middle-class country? Because every transaction here is money, and money is exchanged for social stability. After all, these superpowers can do whatever they want.
Let a few out, who knows what trouble they will cause.
Other staff took the little Taoist priest to the resettlement apartment of the Secret Service. Although it was only a single apartment with one bedroom and one living room of more than 30 square meters, it was like paradise for the little Taoist priest who had just come to the big city from the countryside.
Same.
Washing machine! The washing machine that she has been obsessed with for many years is available here, and the kitchen does not burn firewood. It is a gas stove that spits out fire when turned on. This is something she can only see when she goes to town to buy food.
Not to mention such a big TV. There was a TV in her original Taoist temple, but there was no electricity... Master scratched the TV from a lottery ticket, but she had never seen it.
"You're right, you're right!" After the little Taoist threw her dirty clothes into the washing machine, she started the washing machine according to the instructions above. She watched the clean water pouring out and filling the washing machine and then started to spin on its own. The words in her eyes
The light has never been extinguished.
And before she lay on that soft spring bed, she had never imagined that soft beds actually existed in the world! When she was in the mountains, her bed was made of bluestone slabs, covered with straw and a
She slept under these conditions for twenty-four years.
But while she was lying there, she suddenly burst into tears because she was particularly worried about her master's safety now. She thought that after he ran away to avoid debts, he would be exposed to wind and sun and could not even live in a bridge, but she herself was enjoying such comfort here.
On those days, she felt that she was very unfilial.
But the pain did not last long. She felt hungry, but her bag was lost, and all the expenses were in it, which was more than 400 yuan! Now she couldn't even afford to eat.
But this difficulty obviously couldn't stop her. She quickly took her rice bowl and ran downstairs to the place where they had just taken her. When she came to the guard, she asked for food.
The doorman was all confused. Looking at the tomboy who didn't know where he came from, he didn't know how to deal with it for a moment.
But just at this moment, the mortal swordsman Yu Heng and a beautiful girl he had never seen before were walking out of the door. The guard quickly saluted Yu Heng and said: "Leader, there is someone here who wants to eat..."
Yu Heng turned her head and looked over, and happened to meet the little Taoist priest's eyes. She saw that this was the sword fairy and the cool big sister who brought her here, so she carried the rice bowl and walked over.
"I want to eat."
"Huh?" Yu Heng glanced at Sister Longlong beside him and then said to the little Taoist priest: "What does your need to eat have to do with me?"
"I have nothing to eat, I want to eat." The little Taoist priest said reluctantly, "Take me to eat."
Yu Heng didn't expect that this little guy was still a social cow...
"It just so happens that we are going to have dinner too, so why don't you come with us?"
The one who spoke was Sister Long Long next to him. He has not yet returned to his original appearance. The main reason is that Brother Zhang took Nian Nian to the Shanhai Realm. He could not enter without permission, and the transformation technique that Brother Zhang added to him was also
It cannot be solved by magic in this world, so before he comes back, Thunder Dragon can only keep the identity of a daughter and change from Brother Dragon to Sister Dragon.
They just took this tomboy to the restaurant next to the office, ordered a few random dishes, and then they started chatting. The content of the chat was about how to deal with the future when such a big monster suddenly loses control.
But they didn't actually come up with any better solution. After all, emergencies like this are the most troublesome, and now the relationship between the demon world and the human world is also very delicate. The world of mountains and seas has changed the people who talk about it, and the overall policy is changing.
Adjustment, the relationship between humans and demons is gradually easing, but there are still many different factions within them. If you rashly deal with the demon world at this time, it will be easy for the opposing faction to take advantage of it.
Well, demons, not all demons are smart, there are those with well-developed limbs and simple minds. In addition, humans and demons have been fighting for many years, which may trigger a backlash in the demon world, which will cause major social problems.
And just when they finished the discussion and lowered their heads to eat, they found that the four dishes in front of them were almost empty, and the little Taoist priest was holding his own rice bowl and swirling it into his mouth. He was more hungry than he had been for three days.
All pigs are fierce.
"Hey, hey, hey, you're eating in such a hurry, don't choke to death." Sister Long Long held her head and said, "Slow down."
At this moment, the little Taoist priest raised his head and smiled at them sheepishly. Yu Heng glanced at her sideways: "How many days have you not eaten?"
"It's been nine days. I came from Longnan. I haven't eaten since I left Sichuan."
"Do you know how to live without grain?"
"Yeah. But I'm not as powerful as my master. My master can live fast for three years."
Do it! Hearing this information, Thunder Dragon was shocked, because in his understanding, many people can do the inedia technique, but it usually only takes a few months. It can really be done in years.
They are all at the Earth Immortal level, and the old butt Qing Lingzi is one who can go without food or drink for several years, and although they talk about fasting this and that, the real method of fasting is actually a technique created by the Corpse Disciple Immortal.
"Does your master particularly like gambling?" Thunder Dragon suddenly asked.
"Ah? How did you know?"
"Come on." Sister Long Long slapped her thigh: "The third-ranked Immortal Ganoderma lucidum among the Corpse Execution Immortals."
"Know?" Yu Heng asked curiously: "Do you know all of these?"
"How could I not know her... Forget it, let's not mention the past. If it weren't for gambling and losing every time she gambled, she would definitely be the number one among the zombies. She used her magic weapon to
Hulu lost to Huang Dieer and fell to third place."
"What about the magic weapon?"
"Huang Die'er took it to the public transportation class to change the wardrobe."
"6" Yu Heng nodded in approval.
At this time, the little Taoist priest next to him was stunned for a moment while listening to their conversation: "How do you know my master? She is over sixty years old, and you, sister, look like you are only in your twenties."
Sister Long Long chuckled softly: "I said that there must have been a fish that slipped through the net back then, but I didn't expect it to be that gambling dog. Hey, tomboy, think about it carefully, did your master tell you that you had that kind of virtue from the time you could remember, and never did it again?
Getting too old."
Hearing this, the little Taoist priest's eyes widened: "Yes! Yes."
"That's of course. The three transformations of Fairy Lingzhi are pupation, incarnation, and qi. The three transformations in one are immortality. She can pupate once every hundred years and regain her nineteen-year-old body when she emerges from the cocoon. The incarnation is
When her body is destroyed, she transfers her soul to any living creature around her, and then restores her true body through that living creature. Transformation means that if she is really killed, her last breath can take three hundred years to recreate the real body.
Body." Thunder Dragon is very familiar with the skills of this corpse-removing immortal: "When the three skills are combined into one, she will be immortal and immortal."
"Isn't that invincible?"
"No, it takes a long time for her to transform each time and she has no defense. Basically, if you put her in a glass bottle and add a plastic wrap, she will have no attacks. Otherwise, it would be too unnatural."
After hearing what Sister Longlong said, the little Taoist priest next to her was extremely shocked. She quickly asked curiously: "Has my master lived for hundreds of years?"
"Hundreds of years?" Thunder Dragon raised his eyelids and glanced at her, snorting softly: "Let me tell you this, your master is from Yunzhong County and belongs to the Raccoon Clan. Search what the Raccoon Clan is."
"How to search?" The little Taoist priest looked confused.
"Ah?" Brontosaurus took out his phone and waved it in front of her: "Here, search."
"Oh... If I guessed correctly, this is called a mobile phone, right? I don't have one." The little Taoist priest shook his head and said, "I haven't used it... but I saw that others have used it, and I wanted it at that time. Master asked me
Ask her if she looks like a mobile phone, and then nothing else."
"Then you are so out of touch, then why do you still show up in the mall? You shouldn't." Sister Long Long asked curiously: "What kind of walking path are you doing?"
"I was walking outside, and then I smelled a monster, so I went there. But...why is that monster so big?"
Sister Long suddenly frowned at this moment, then stood up and took a look, and found that a large amount of blood appeared on his jeans without any warning. He immediately became vigilant, and formed a tactic with his hands to defend against attack, but he cast a spell
At that time, he suddenly felt an unprecedented pain in his Dantian. Thunder Dragon covered his stomach with one hand and pointed at the food: "The food is poisonous!"
Yu Heng also panicked. The flying sword that had been hidden in the tennis bag behind his back suddenly came out of its sheath, and he looked around warily: "You are so brave, you dare to touch Tai Sui's head?"
At this time, the little Taoist priest looked at her, Sister Long Long, then at Yu Heng, and then looked at the blood stains on Sister Long Long's pants again. After a moment of silence, he said with some embarrassment: "This... this sister,