Chapter 449 The management level is extremely poor!
Brontosaurus was lying on the sofa, holding his stomach and rolling back and forth. He was a man who had been torn into pieces and never cried out in pain, but now he was lying there like a dead dog because of a stomachache.
He is pitiful because he is immune to all poisons, so painkillers are of no use to him. He has no less pain than he should have, and because of forced exercise and indiscriminate eating, the pain is gone.
He super doubled in one game.
At this moment, there was a circle of people standing around him. The girls' alliance headed by Xu Wei stood there and watched the Thunder Dragon transformed into Sister Longlong moaning. They looked very pitiful, but in addition to providing sanitary napkins to Sister Longlong, they
There is actually no better way.
"Why don't you give him some iced Coke and see how much pain he gets?" Coral Moon asked in a low voice, "I'll add some more ice."
"Okay!" Moon God Xiaohei nodded vigorously.
At this time, we had to look at Xu Wei, who quickly stopped the evil thoughts of these two people: "Don't torment my master, go get him some brown sugar ginger tea."
At this time, Thunder Dragon grabbed Xu Wei's hand with snot and tears, and said feebly: "I'm afraid I won't survive... I also have a quick book of Thunder Methods under my pillow. It's useless for you to hold it. Wait.
When you find an apprentice, remember to pass it on..."
"You're alive. You're alive." Xu Wei shook off Thunder Dragon's hand: "Where are you now? We have to go through this once a month."
Just as Brontosaurus was about to speak, labor pains hit him, and he could only hold his stomach and cry on the sofa.
At this time, the door outside opened, and then a group of strange things came over. They surrounded the Brontosaurus in a circle and laughed at him. At this time, some people wanted to reach out and poke him, but the people around him stopped him.
His hand stopped him: "Bite you."
"What the hell..." Sister Longlong looked at these wolf-hearted old neighbors and said, "Beasts!"
They didn't mind Thunder Dragon's curses at all, but the more they cursed, the harder they laughed. After all, Thunder Dragon had been rampant in the countryside for many years, and now it's not easy for him to be looking for life and death. It can't be said that everyone is happy, but
It can be said that it is very satisfying.
Moreover, Sister Longlong is very good-looking. Thunder Dragon was originally a pure scumbag, extremely good-looking. After becoming a girl, there is simply no one else. All his ex-girlfriends are not as good as himself, and the more people around him become like this,
The more interesting it becomes.
"Brother, I have never begged anyone in my life. Look..."
"Get out! Get out of here!" Thunder Dragon held his stomach and cursed: "If you don't get out, I will give you a pot of trouble in two days!"
They came and went laughing, leaving not a single cloud but the painful Thunder Dragon. Xu Wei brought him ginger soup, and he took a sip and spat it out: "What is this!"
"Ginger soup."
"Take it, take it...I won't drink it!" Thunder Dragon turned over and looked extremely grumpy: "Everyone, go away!"
At this time, Huang Dieer came in from outside, stood in front of Thunder Dragon and thought for a long time, then turned to Xu Wei and said, "Can't he change back?"
"No, I've asked. Brother Zhang gave him this transformation technique. Sister Jin just came here to try it, but it doesn't work. It's a rule-level transformation technique. If I don't come here, no one can do anything."
"What about Mr. Boss?"
"It's said that Nian Nian lost control. He brought Nian Nian back to the Mountain and Sea Realm for recuperation. I have already asked for leave from the school. It will take about a week." Xu Wei sighed: "Who knows about changing gender?
, the functions are quite complete.”
Huang Dieer touched her chin and was silent for a long time: "Then slowly change back, let me feel good first."
"Huang Die'er! Damn you...ouch..." Thunder Dragon lay there with a pale face and cursed: "Are you a human being too?"
"Ha, if you don't believe it, look up and see, God spared no one, but you, a scumbag, will still be here today." Huang Dieer laughed loudly: "It's unjustifiable for you not to let me enjoy such a good opportunity."
"Death!" Lightning appeared on Thunder Dragon's hand, but it went out in an instant. The pain caused by the exercise made him unable to deal with it at all, because he had practiced Yang method from the beginning, and the Qi came up from the Dantian. This is the same as the female body.
On the contrary, because the Yin method condenses Qi from the heart and lung meridian, the movement of Qi is different. Now, as long as he condenses Qi, the organ that should not exist feels like being stabbed with a knife. It hurts him several times.
Almost fainted.
"Hahahahaha..." Huang Dieer laughed loudly: "I didn't expect you to have this day, Yingzi. Don't worry, you will be better in a few days, and my aunt will love you very much."
"Beasts...they are all beasts!"
The Brontosaurus lay there without love, and the news spread wildly among the major groups. In less than twenty minutes, even Mouse and Pony in the Middle East knew the news. The Mouse looked at the current appearance of the Brontosaurus.
He touched his chin and wondered what he was thinking, while Xiao Ma laughed so hard that he almost fell off the chair.
"Don't mention it, she's quite beautiful." The mouse said to the pony with a strange expression: "You're not that good, are you?"
"You said we can go back and tell him to make our brother happy, is that okay?"
"Don't you feel a little disgusting?"
"Don't think that he is a hero and that's it. Just think of him as a beautiful girl who was picked up by you after drinking too much on the side of the road."
Mouse's expression was still weird. He was silent for a while and then said: "But the beautiful girl you picked up on the road won't share her experience in picking up girls with you. You made me feel a little nauseous by what you said. He and I grew up together...
"
"That's a bit disgusting when you say that, forget it." Xiao Ma sighed: "When can I go home? It's been almost a year."
"Go ahead, endure it for another year. I'm more anxious than you are. If I don't go back, Qing Lingzi will have to start a university."
"Oh? Qing Lingzi is so powerful?"
Mouse sneered and threw some materials to Xiao Ma: "You can see for yourself."
On the other side, in addition to the thunder dragon wailing to death, the little Taoist priest got the largest sum of money in her life so far, 5,204 yuan. This was the first subsidy she received here.
, and the money will always exist as long as she doesn't take the initiative to apply for it, and the price is just to have to order money at the office every three days.
Although the dormitory for singles was not big, she felt the comfort of city dwellers for the first time. At least she no longer had to sleep in the open air, and there was no room for the Big Valley Technique to be used.
"Buy a mobile phone." The little Taoist priest sat cross-legged on the bed, seemingly practicing, but in fact he kept muttering about the use of the money: "Buy some more food, it's too expensive to go out in a restaurant, no, no, no. I have to buy two more.
Clothes, I haven’t worn new clothes for many years, um... I also need to buy a pair of shoes.”
Although she has been trying hard to speak Mandarin, she can't change her accent from the remote mountainous areas of Sichuan. Moreover, her skin is darker and her figure is thin. She looks like a little boy of fourteen or fifteen years old, with a pair of
The big eyes are particularly prominent, and it feels like they take up half of her face. I can't say she is good-looking, at least not in a broad sense, but she is indeed a very spirited little girl, full of energy.
Next to her was a copy of the Secret Service's code of conduct manual, which she had read many times. It clearly stated that catching monsters privately was not allowed, let alone using magic for profit, and those found would be punished.
The rest was nothing. She knew she couldn't do anything illegal or criminal, but it was the fact that she couldn't catch monsters that made her feel uncomfortable. After all, her master had told her many years ago that the purpose of their training was to catch monsters.
.
When she thought of catching monsters, she thought of the big monster she met in the mall that day. The aura was so terrifying. Although she had encountered mandrill ghosts and even green-haired zombies in the mountains in the past, a monster with a terrifying aura like that made her think.
She had really never seen it before. At that time, she felt that her mind was blank, and she had no choice but to wait for death. And the back figure that blocked her fatal attack was really handsome even when she thinks about it now.
"So handsome, so handsome!" The little Taoist priest giggled while holding the pillow and lay down on the side: "Super handsome!"
"No, no, don't be confused. Practice and practice."
When she realized that she was starting to think wildly, she quickly stood up again and started sitting cross-legged. But less than ten minutes later, she suddenly opened her eyes and asked, "Is the roasted goose delicious? It should be delicious."
The life in the mountains for a long time has made her accustomed to asking and answering questions, and the reason why she misses the roast goose is that when she came here, she passed by a barbecue shop and saw the goose outside the window. The brown color was really...
It was so tempting that even when she used the inedia technique, she was still aroused by the roasted goose.
"A roast goose...cross it out, half a roast goose." She stood up and wrote down what she wanted to eat in a small notebook: "Half a roast goose, a pig's trotter rice...well, I want more
a bottle of Coke."
She drank Coke once when she was twelve years old. Her master brought it back from the bottom of the mountain. She still remembers the taste. But now that she is rich, she no longer has to stand in front of other people's stores and watch.
There is no pressure to buy a large five-liter bottle.
"Let's go eat!"
After searching around a lot, she finally found a barbecue shop. Holding two hundred yuan in her hand, she walked over cautiously, pointed at the roast goose hanging there and said, "How do you sell roast goose?"
She said it very carefully, her eyes were still very erratic, and she felt a little unsure. After all, this was the best and most expensive thing she had ever eaten in her life. If the subsidy hadn't arrived today, she wouldn't have dared to think about it.
"Fifty-five mosquitoes."
"Ah? How much? I don't understand."
"Fifty-five pounds."
"Then how much do I need for half a bird?"
The boss chopped it into half. It weighed about three kilograms, so she paid her 150 yuan. She held the packed roast goose and looked at the 50 yuan she had found. After a long silence,
Then he asked rather heartbrokenly: "How do you sell pig's trotter rice?"
"No, only roast pork rice, eighteen."
When she heard that a meal cost eighteen yuan, she hesitated for a long time before she made up her mind to ask for one. Then she ordered a large bottle of Coke in one go, and then carefully counted the twenty-eight yuan given to her.
After reading it twice, I carefully put it back in my pocket.
A meal costs more than one hundred and seventy yuan, which is what she and her master pay for a week. She felt very guilty when she sat there eating. Master probably couldn't even drink porridge now, but she
Here we live and drink, and we are even so extravagant that we even eat half a roast goose!
When the image of her master hunched over and shivering in the cold wind appeared in her mind, she shed tears silently while eating the goose legs. She was very sad and sad, but the roasted goose was really delicious.
On the way back, the more she thought about it, the more she blamed herself, so she secretly decided to leave half of her monthly money to the master. When she found the master, he would treat her to a whole roast goose and give her a lot of money to honor her.
And just when he was about to return to the dormitory, she found that there were many people standing under the dormitory. She felt particularly curious, so she got in through a group of people who were a head taller than her. When she heard someone at the end was calling roll, she
He furtively stepped forward to take a look.
"What are you doing?" The little Taoist priest asked an older brother beside him curiously: "There are so many people standing here."
"A new department has been set up. It seems to be an informal establishment. We are doing statistics...who are you?"
"It's okay, it's okay." The little Taoist priest waved her hand, and then she started to sneak through the crowd again, until she got to the person who was tapping, and whispered: "Brother, big brother, I live here too, I want to register.
?"
The staff member who called the roll was busy at the moment and didn't pay attention to who she was. He said impatiently: "Didn't you register before?"
"I wrote two forms."
"Oh? What's your name? Let me see."
The little Taoist priest reported his name, and the staff member turned around and said, "No, did you miss it? I'll add it for you."
"Okay, okay!"
Then just like that, she became a second-level employee of Anyuan Security Company in a daze, and she had to start going to work every day...
She didn't know why, but after being called by name, she was assigned a mobile phone. The next day, she was called to receive a phone card and a work permit. Her name was on the work permit but there was no photo. She went there out of curiosity.
I went to the Secret Service and asked about it, and the logistics person there replied that no information about her was found, only a name. Then the logistics person and the personnel person had a big fight over this matter, and the bosses on both sides made it very unhappy. It was probably the logistics person.
It's strange that the personnel affairs were not handled carefully, and this is not the first time that people were missed. Next time it happens again, it will be reported to the superiors.
The HR department may have felt that it was wrong. They took the little Taoist priest around several buildings but could not find any relevant file information about her. The person in charge of the HR files was scolded and asked several times why she missed someone again, but
Their management level is really poor and the unit has not been established for a long time. This kind of thing often happens, and then this little girl who is nothing suddenly becomes a registered employee, and then she is confused and takes the newly made
File went to the logistics department as instructed. After the logistics department used her mobile phone to join a group, they just sent her equipment in a confused way...
"well?"
After returning home in the evening, he stood in front of the mirror and looked at the equipment he had found. Questions were popping up in his mind. She had no idea why, but it didn't affect the fact that there were people in the mobile phone group she joined @ All Explain Tomorrow.
We will meet at the door at 7:30 in the morning and take them to work.
"Huh???" The little Taoist priest scratched his head: "Strange..."